Comments on: Two Videos That Prove Texas Rangers Fans Are the Worst

By: theelninokidd

theelninokidd — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 22:12:17 +0000

Why does a kid deserve a ball over an adult? Did you see how happy those adults were to get a ball? What makes getting a ball so exciting is that they are hard to get! You might not get one until you’re 50. And now a ball comes near a kid and they get a ball. Waaaaahhhh! I didn’t get a ball!

By: jekyll

jekyll — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:41:30 +0000

Kid was crying before the dust had settled. Terrible parents.

By: NinoBrown

NinoBrown — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:42:51 +0000

Call me in 12 years when Im living with three hormonal women.
retreats to fortress of solitude…the bathroom.

By: NinoBrown

NinoBrown — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:40:35 +0000

I’ve never seen one person worship another like this. The little guy just can’t believe how awesome the other guy is

Two girls..three years apart. The youngest(3 yrs old) thinks her big sister is the coolest person in the world. Big sister is awesome and protective of little sis.

By: AssaultWithAConcreteDildo

AssaultWithAConcreteDildo — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:29:28 +0000

Plainly, about 90% of you don’t have children.

Nice trophy for the trophy wife, though, even if she is a cunt for posing for the ball in front of a crying kid.

By: Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:21:24 +0000

got three 15 months apart. one great upside is they are their own playgroup.

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:13:38 +0000

I just hope my old guy stops resenting the new guy soon.

My guys were only 18 mos apart but it’s been a slow, gradual process of them becoming best buddies. Took til the little one was almost 18 mos or so before they became a tag team. Another year to where they are truly inseperable. It’ll happen most likely but it’s gonna be awhile.

By: angry

angry — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:10:34 +0000

I’ve been married a little over a month. I’d rather have some fun first.

Makes sense. Kids are tons of fun too, but they come with a lot of work, aggravation and no owners manual.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:07:19 +0000

Context to my comment: I’ve been married a little over a month. I’d rather have some fun first.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:03:48 +0000

The only balls I have on my shelf are the HR balls my kids hit over the fence.

/My wife might disagree – sometimes she puts my balls on the shelf for a day or three.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:03:30 +0000

Holy shit I do not want children any time soon.

By: angry

angry — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:02:47 +0000

I just hope my old guy stops resenting the new guy soon.

By: Urinal Mint

Urinal Mint — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:55:18 +0000

Then everybody shits. I’m living the dream.

Then you can hose them off like Jules Winfield and Vincent Vega.

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:54:39 +0000

Large cardboard boxes are the best for all sorts of playing.

Do you have carpeted stairs? Because I used to love pushing my brother down our carpeted stairs in the laundry basket or in his TMNT sleeping bag.

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:53:37 +0000

Ha. All of this. My 4 year has been a saint his whole life. The 2.5 year old is a badass. My wife & I are both stubborn but he’s even moreso. He’ll take long amounts of punishment time, lose all his toys for a night and sometimes not even bat an eye.

We’re reduced to caving into his evil demands. It sucks, especially knowing the older one obeyed completely. My wife’s taking him for a photo with his cousins on Saturday. Good luck with that honey.

By: sjurat

sjurat — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:53:04 +0000

First thing I do at a game (after grabbing a few beers) is scout around for the closest kids around my seat so that if I do catch a foul ball I know who to give it to.

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A little creepy…just stay away from my boys and don’t volunteer for Scouts, Baseball coach, or Big Brothers.

By: Clayton Cargill

Clayton Cargill — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:47:59 +0000

I have a 2 1/2 yr old son who deserves a beating every day,

me too. Every single day. He also deserves to have somebody scream “FUCK YOU” in his face about twice a day, but I’m a better man that that. I just do it the once.

By: Clayton Cargill

Clayton Cargill — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:46:16 +0000

That’s awesome. How old is your little guy? My older guy in still in the stage of not caring much about the little guy. Only thing he likes the little guy for is giving him baths. For some reason he loves to help with that.

3 and a half, and just a half. He can’t move, per se, but he spins in a circle on his belly, watching the big one.

By: vajayjay redick

vajayjay redick — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:44:42 +0000

Do you have a daughter, too? I was all set to be the discipline dude if I had a son, but now I have this beautiful daughter and I look at her and think, “Could I really spank you?” Now, I assume I can (and will) when she hits the terrible 2′s phase, but holy shit it’s gonna be so much harder than if I had a son.

I have a 2 1/2 yr old son who deserves a beating every day, but can’t bring myself to do it. Our generation is soft.

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:44:22 +0000

They’ve been into hide and go seek lately. The other day I came home from errands, went to put my jacket away and my wife screamed at me as I opened the closet. Holy hell. Almost coronary country.

Walked unknowingly into a freaking hide and go seek game.