NFL Draft: Trent Richardson 3rd, Matt Kalil 4th, Justin Blackmon to Jacksonville, Morris Claiborne to Dallas 6th, Mark Barron to Tampa
3. Cleveland (via Minnesota): Trent Richardson, RB, Alabama. Love Richardson, but don’t love that the Browns bought the rumors and gave up three late round picks (they did have 13 overall) to make sure nobody else got him. Loved Richardson in college, and I’ll be rooting for him in the pros. The Browns need to get a WR or he’s going to see more 8-man fronts than he did in the SEC.
4. Minnesota: Matt Kalil, OL, USC. Christian Ponder is thrilled. So is Adrian Peterson. Could have gone Claiborne, but there are several quality corners that could be had in the 2nd round.
5. Jacksonville (via Tampa): Justin Blackmon, WR, Oklahoma State. Brilliant move by the Jags to trade up and snag the best receiver in the draft. Help for Blaine Gabbert!
6. Dallas (via St. Louis): In a bit of a shocker, Dallas jumps up eight spots to grab LSU cornerback Morris Claiborne. A brilliant move for the Cowboys, who get the best corner in the draft. It was their primary need. Dallas had to give up its 2nd round pick.
7. Tampa (via Jacksonville): Mark Barron, Safety, Alabama. Bucs needed secondary help, land the best safety in the draft.

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19 Responses to “NFL Draft: Trent Richardson 3rd, Matt Kalil 4th, Justin Blackmon to Jacksonville, Morris Claiborne to Dallas 6th, Mark Barron to Tampa”
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April 26th, 2012 at 8:23 PM
Invest in a good insurance policy, Trent. Make double-sure to add extra coverage for being dogpiled to death by 10-man fronts.
April 26th, 2012 at 8:27 PM
Are you from the future JMac? Or are the later picks just your predictions? Your post makes it sound like a done deal.
April 26th, 2012 at 8:27 PM
(looks up Biff’s draft diary from the future)
April 26th, 2012 at 8:28 PM
Check out Matt Kalil’s mom??? Wow. MILF
April 26th, 2012 at 8:29 PM
He’s just that good.
April 26th, 2012 at 8:31 PM
Yeah, I fucked her.
/ Andrew “Dice” Clay
April 26th, 2012 at 8:32 PM
Yup, I’ll now be placing 5 large on the Jets for the Super Bowl this season.
Dying to know about the win/place/show for the next Kentucky Derby. Tell me more!
April 26th, 2012 at 8:33 PM
Someone’s got connections!
April 26th, 2012 at 8:40 PM
Mort is tweeting them out early. No future telling going on in these here parts
April 26th, 2012 at 8:41 PM
TV is 2 or 3 picks behind (at least). The picks are getting out on the Twitters first.
April 26th, 2012 at 8:42 PM
Don’t ruin the dream!
April 26th, 2012 at 8:43 PM
I expected it to be from a Simmon’s column for crying out loud.
April 26th, 2012 at 8:45 PM
Tampa gets picks and Barron…Big time.
April 26th, 2012 at 8:46 PM
I liked Mark Barron better when he went to the Lions in the commenter draft…
better keep Talib away from this kid or he’ll end up in jail.
April 26th, 2012 at 8:46 PM
Besides, I expected this was the viral marketing for the new NBC drama/thriller “Smedium”.
April 26th, 2012 at 8:51 PM
Tannehill is dating a barbie doll
April 26th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
It needs to be pointed out that Spencer was killing it in the comments today.
/cosigns
April 26th, 2012 at 8:54 PM
Cade Mcnown 2.0
April 26th, 2012 at 8:55 PM
Miami will continue to suck for next 7 years.