Brandon Meriweather Arrested For Drunk Driving
Brandon Meriweather was arrested at 2:54 this morning in Arlington County, Virginia under suspicion of DWI, according to Arlington Now. He refused a breathalyzer after failing a field sobriety test. Meriweather signed with the Redskins six weeks ago.
Based on his history, we can only assume that Meriweather didn’t actually merit this arrest, much like his two pro bowl nods. Probably got it based on reputation. If I’m his lawyer, I’m showing game film where he takes bad angles all the time to explain the field sobriety test results.
[photo via Arlington Now from Arlington PD]

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April 26th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
gettin’ his Floyd on
April 26th, 2012 at 5:36 PM
Based on his history, we can only assume that Meriweather didn’t actually merit this arrest, much like his two pro bowl nods.
Burn.
Speaking of burn. His eyes suggest he was burning something prior to his arrest.
April 26th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
Based on his history, we can only assume that Meriweather didn’t actually merit this arrest, much like his two pro bowl nods. Probably got it based on reputation. If I’m his lawyer, I’m showing game film where he takes bad angles all the time to explain the field sobriety test results.
Mr. Funnyman of Jester and Laffer, LLP, is that you?
April 26th, 2012 at 5:52 PM
No thats just common drunk eyes. You are letting the canvas around those eyes paint a different picture. racist.
April 26th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
At least he seems like a happy drunk.