Peter King Refers to the Trent Richardson to Jets Draft Rumor as a Circle Jerk
The New York Jets have Trent Richardson #1 on their draft board, according to Sal Paolantonio, in a draft nugget that is a little too public and convenient. Richardson also talks about the Jets contacting him to make sure they have his information in case they trade up. I mean, it seems too obvious here.
Why would the Jets leak their top player or allow it to be leaked and publicly let this out there? Headline grab? I can’t put anything past the Jets.
Is it to create pressure on other teams, to throw people off the scent of the pick that they realistically hope to make at #16? That would be my guess. I think they would have to give up too much to get up to where they would need to be to take Richardson. I’ve seen some references to Chandler Jones start appearing, for example, in the last day in the Philadelphia/New York range in the middle of the draft.
Well, Peter King agrees with me that this one is part of the silly season. King, though, thinks this rumor is just another example of the circle jerking of draft coverage.
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April 25th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
Agreed.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
They would need to trade up with the Vikings…Maybe throw in their first and Sanchez. Not sure if Sanchez would be backing up Ponder though.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
So who has to eat the cookie?
April 25th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
*would be [happy] backing up
April 25th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Gotta hope the Jets draft an offensive skill player and the media blows the Jets for getting the type of playmaker that Mark Sanchez needs.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Seriously though…does Peter King actually know the genesis of “circle jerking”? Or did it mean something else before the current urban dictionary definition?
April 25th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Lastly, Richardson being #1 on their board doesn’t mean much…you could ask the Packers who their #1 player is, and they might say Luck. Doesn’t mean they are trading up for him.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Seriously though…does Peter King actually know the genesis of “circle jerking”? Or did it mean something else before the current urban dictionary definition?
I’m pretty sure there is no other definition.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
The Circle Jerks were a great band.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
So who has to eat the cookie?
Thought it was a soggy muffin, but I see what you mean.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Thought it was a soggy muffin, but I see what you mean.
i always thought it was a biscuit, not a muffin.
/to each his own
April 25th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
I thought a circle jerk was a bunch of guys sitting around ski-poling each other? Jerking off on food is something else.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
I thought a circle jerk was a bunch of guys sitting around ski-poling each other? Jerking off on food is something else.
alex, what is the soggy biscuit game?
April 25th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
biscuit or cracker is what I’ve always heard. I’ll defer to coop on this subject, though.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Did someone really say the Packers would draft Luck?
/TBL
April 25th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
biscuit or cracker is what I’ve always heard. I’ll defer to coop on this subject, though.
he is the resident expert in homosexual activity.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
This is why Twitter is so dumb. How many people are now going to picture PK rubbing one out with a bunch of other SI assholes? And I heard it was an Oreo.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
of course, Rodgers can’t even win a playoff game at home when heavily favored after a 15-1 season. fuckin’ loser.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
Why are you guys talking about cookies?
April 25th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
I’m here for the gang bang.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Do you prefer using a cracker?
/joke would have actually if you were a dude
April 25th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
I’m here for the gang bang.
get in line
April 25th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
I keep leaving out words…no idea why.
*have actually worked if…
April 25th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
I’m so confused.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
This reminds me of that episode of Louis where all the comedians are playing cards and are asking their fellow, gay comedian what it’s like to go to gay sex clubs. He talks about how you have to wear shoes with a larger than normal sole due to the amount of jizz on the floor.
In other news, did you guys know Louis CK edits the show himself? He uses a Macbook and everything!
/Reddit.com’d
April 25th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
I imagine the SI draft meetings go like this with PK and his staff:
“At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinderblock in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinderblock have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis? “
April 25th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
Use the urban dictionary for “circle jerk”
April 25th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
Hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit
April 25th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Vikings stadium bill might be dead. Some dumb ass legislator added a Racino as a source of funding it. No way it passes now. Hello Los Angeles Vikings.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
I know what a circle jerk is, I just don’t understand why a cookie is involved. Is it like a race or something? Last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it? Guys are fucking gross.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
i say we officially dub it “soggy crumpet.” crumpet’s a funny word and it solves any future debate.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
I know what a circle jerk is, I just don’t understand why a cookie is involved. Is it like a race or something? Last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it? Guys are fucking gross.
So the gross part is the cookie eating, not the circle of guys jerking each other off? That’s perfectly cool with you?
April 25th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Eating a sperm-covered cookie is probably one of the grossest things I’ve ever heard.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
i say we officially dub it “soggy crumpet.” crumpet’s a funny word and it solves any future debate.
Hoe about “dunked oreo”?
April 25th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
*How
April 25th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
al racino was great in serpico.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
I must really not want to do anymore work today to be indulging in this conversation.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
frosted danish.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Homophobe.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
clearly the gross part are the memories down the road.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
frosted danish.
Brown bonnet
/no idea I just really want some ice cream
April 25th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
spencer, I know you’re a Kim K. fan. Have you seen this yet: http://egotastic.com/photos/kim-kardashian-topless-picture/kim-kardashian-topless-playboy-01/full-size/
NSFW
April 25th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
OT: Konerko just homered for the “good guys” to tie the game in the 9th at Oakland. Number 400 in his career.
“You can put it on the board…”
April 25th, 2012 at 5:51 PM
Good, it makes up for an appalling suicide squeeze attempt. The pitch is outside and Brent Morel fucking pulls the bat back because it wasn’t to his liking. Never mind the runner was 2/3 the way home. Fucking idiot. At least he’s batting .167 to make up for it.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:51 PM
My pick to click for Hawk is… rectal cancer.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:52 PM
Also Grant Balfour can eat a dick.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:54 PM
Just saw a video and Hawk let out what I believe is his first ‘Hell yes!’ The combination of a game tying shot and it being Konerko’s 400th was too much. He almost had a stroke.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
Soggy Crackers
April 25th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
i had not seen it but am glad i have now.
April 25th, 2012 at 5:57 PM
frothy croissant.
April 25th, 2012 at 6:01 PM
For all the talk of Kim’s ass. Those tits are quite magnificent.
April 25th, 2012 at 6:06 PM
id describe her as neo-rubenesque. i want to paint her like a french girl.
April 25th, 2012 at 6:06 PM
and damn right that’s a titanic reference.
April 25th, 2012 at 6:08 PM
Did someone really say the Packers would draft Luck?/TBL
El oh ol.
Very well played.
April 25th, 2012 at 6:11 PM
Ben, you got that right about ol’ Hawk. He sounds turrible today.
He did admit that regarding fundamentals, this is the worst game the Sox have played to date this season.
April 25th, 2012 at 6:12 PM
I think Kourtney (non-preggo Kourtney of course) is probably the most accessibly hot. But don’t get me wrong, if I were a single man, I’d give Kim a fantastic 22.5 seconds.
April 25th, 2012 at 6:14 PM
As if to drive home the point, Escobar lays down a perfectly shitty bunt trying to move a guy over and gets the runner thrown out at second. Sweet.
April 25th, 2012 at 6:19 PM
oh, love the fact we’re getting a college football playoff. remember how many people in here kept saying it was too tough to make happen? and it’d never happen?
So excited about a playoff. Looks like 1 or 2 more years of the dumb BCS.
April 25th, 2012 at 6:30 PM
As if to drive home the point, Escobar lays down a perfectly shitty bunt trying to move a guy over and gets the runner thrown out at second. Sweet.
That’s why I love baseball. So many little things have to come together just right to win consistently.
So excited about a playoff.
Playoff??? CFB D-1 will be printing even more dough in a few years. Dollar, dollar bill, y’all.
April 25th, 2012 at 6:31 PM
Count me as part of the ‘+1 is an improvement’ camp.
Wasn’t the majority opinion around here was that a +1 would be highly doable and would represent, at a minimum, something better than the current BCS configuration? I thought the real division was between the +1 (4-team) and the people supporting the 8-team and 16-team scenarios. I may be misremembering; excessive bee stings are a dementia catalyst.
April 25th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
ookie cookie