Speaking as one who isn’t always the “most eligible first mover”, it’s comedic gold when the flirting is accepted by one who isn’t the intended target.

Ladies, amirite?

Rays third baseman Evan Longoria dressed up as some sort diaper-wearing Spartacus for what had to be an exceedingly memorable “Halloween in April” party.

Andy Whitfield played it better Evan.

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/Team Glabber

I am of the belief that such subtle acts of flirting is simply an innate tendency wired right into the female motherboard which act upon subconsciously.

Their strategy isn’t to make the first move its to passively tilt the odds that the first move is made in their direction by the most eligible first movers.

There’s a bar here in Pittsburgh where a midget runs on top of the bar and pours liqour in people’s mouths every Saturday.

awesome.

For every one Dinklage, there are 100 more getting thrown by a drunk guy at a bar.

There’s a bar here in Pittsburgh where a midget runs on top of the bar and pours liqour in people’s mouths every Saturday. Casey’s is the name.

He’s pretty hilarious. Hating him is the definition of being a hater. Even Senator Jersey loves him.

I’m starting to have my doubts about the Senator what with the soccer fandom, Lasershow loving and appletini drinking.

/no offense

Yeah it was, and none taken. That’s the best I could do…

Pedroia is also going to look like Jeff Van Gundy 15 years from now, when he loses all of his remaining hair.

Pretty much, but damn if I wouldnt give him a good ride right now.

Youd rather short people underachieve? WE ARE PEOPLE TOO YOU KNOW.

For every one Dinklage, there are 100 more getting thrown by a drunk guy at a bar.

Pfft. It’s easy. Women who want the illusion of plumper lips make the silly duck face. Women who what the illusion of an hourglass figure take the bent knee pose.

Every photo is just that – an opportunity to market the brand. “There’s gotta be some instinctive component to the flirting”, says the failed accounting major.

UD blocked at schools. I’m just gonna go ahead and assume it was stupid.

/no offense

Short people who overachieve are not saints.

Youd rather short people underachieve? WE ARE PEOPLE TOO YOU KNOW.

I now patiently await the first person to assess that Edmondson’s legs aren’t quite toned enough, and that her wrist is too bony.

Or the one about a sandwhich

Link?

Here you go.

The only little man syndrome he has shown is against Bobby V, and I am all for that.

but Pedroia? The man is a saint!

Short people who overachieve are not saints. They call it a Napoleon Complex instead.

Link?