Evan Longoria and His Playmate Girlfriend, Jaime Edmondson, Attended a “Halloween in April” Party
Rays third baseman Evan Longoria dressed up as some sort diaper-wearing Spartacus for what had to be an exceedingly memorable “Halloween in April” party. Thankfully, his enticing girlfriend, Jaime Edmondson, swooped in and made up for the painful eye rake by showcasing her bulbous rack.
I now patiently await the first person to assess that Edmondson’s legs aren’t quite toned enough, and that her wrist is too bony.
Note: This post is exactly why we have an “Oh” category.
Previously: Evan Longoria is Not the Only Tampa Ray Dating a Playboy Playmate: Reid Brignac is Dating Lauren Anderson
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April 25th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
Sweet?
April 25th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
she should’ve gone as “naked.”
April 25th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Not really.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Love me some redheads.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Self-awareness does not make it better.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
I wonder if he got her by texting her pics of little Evan
April 25th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
I wonder if he got her by texting her pics of little Evan
Does that ever work?
April 25th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Cancer treatment spartacus.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
The next post is also an “off the field” post. We’ll get through this together, brosephina.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
/plays funeral music
April 25th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Never would have noticed had you not pointed it out. Ick…
April 25th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
No.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Depends on how nice your watch is.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
The next post is also an “off the field” post. We’ll get through this together, brosephina.
Excellent, there have not been near enough of these type of posts lately
April 25th, 2012 at 1:13 PM
Goddammit! Why can’t the free site that is successful on its own and that I have no influence over do more things that I want! Is that too much to ask?
April 25th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
she’s great. glad she’s dating a baseball star for increased visibility.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Does that ever work?
No.
On the other hand, never fails when the ladies send nude pics. Unless it includes their cock.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Whoa, whoa, speak for yourself.
/coop
April 25th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Maybe duckworth’d —
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/jayron-hosley-vontaze-burfict-failed-drug-tests-nfl-scouting-combine-042512
April 25th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Exactly, nbhnc.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
nbhnc
I laugh at this every time. Never fails.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Still want the Lions to take a late-round flyer on Burfict.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
ESPN: Carl Crawford to see Dr. Andrews
Let’s just cancel their season already. It’s too painful
April 25th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
I now patiently await the first person to assess that Edmondson’s legs aren’t quite toned enough, and that her wrist is too bony.
It’s the forehead. Always assyume the forehead is what needs fixing first. Then come the cankles
April 25th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
I read this with NPH’s voice thanks to your avatar. Much funnier.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Let’s just cancel their season already. It’s too painful
What? No, no, no. This is why I watch baseball these days. I know the Orioles will light themselves on fire soon enough but I can still hope that the Red Sox keep sucking
April 25th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Its always a good thing when an internet search leads me to urban dictionary
April 25th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
naw, the laughs are far too good. the hits just keep on coming. hopefully the next disaster is a safe randomly falling out of the sky and onto Youk and Pedroia.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Looking at her, I’m not as big a fan of her as I would be if you just described her.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
How did we ever survive without UD? That was a new one to me, and quite funny.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Youk and Pedroia.
What if we found out that Youk and Pedroia were gay together? And that one of them was black? Think of how much the Red Sox fans would hate them.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Thats great. Nipple, Dick, Pussy, Butthole. Thats the order folks. Text your friends.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Cincy will take him in the 5th if he’s there.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
On the other hand, never fails when the ladies send nude pics. Unless it includes their cock.
I read this with NPH’s voice thanks to your avatar. Much funnier.
It works even better if after cock you just roll along with the Dougie Howser music in your head.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
She’s the one that got people to hate and make fun of Daren Rovell, right? She’s ok in my book forever
April 25th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
Youk and Pedroia
I kinda get the Youk hate, weird batting stance and ogre-ish looks,but Pedroia? The man is a saint!
April 25th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
I don’t even really like Halloween parties in October, much less in April.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Fuck this guy.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Pedroia is an annoying little pissant.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Fuck this guy.
You win, good sir, you win…
April 25th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Why do women just love quasi-sexy posing? Its like every photo is an opportunity to market the brand. If its not duck face, its the bent knee or the other thing with the eyes.
/not complaining… just observing.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
He’s pretty hilarious. Hating him is the definition of being a hater. Even Senator Jersey loves him.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Pedroia is an annoying little pissant.
Link?
April 25th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Short people who overachieve are not saints. They call it a Napoleon Complex instead.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Short people who overachieve are not saints. They call it a Napoleon Complex instead.
The only little man syndrome he has shown is against Bobby V, and I am all for that.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Pedroia is an annoying little pissant.
Link?
Here you go.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Or the one about a sandwhich
April 25th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Youd rather short people underachieve? WE ARE PEOPLE TOO YOU KNOW.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Pedroia is also going to look like Jeff Van Gundy 15 years from now, when he loses all of his remaining hair.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Here you go.
UD blocked at schools. I’m just gonna go ahead and assume it was stupid.
/no offense
April 25th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
If its not duck face, its the bent knee or the other thing with the eyes.
Pfft. It’s easy. Women who want the illusion of plumper lips make the silly duck face. Women who what the illusion of an hourglass figure take the bent knee pose.
Every photo is just that – an opportunity to market the brand. “There’s gotta be some instinctive component to the flirting”, says the failed accounting major.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
For every one Dinklage, there are 100 more getting thrown by a drunk guy at a bar.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
whatwant the illusion, dang it.April 25th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Pretty much, but damn if I wouldnt give him a good ride right now.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
UD blocked at schools. I’m just gonna go ahead and assume it was stupid.
/no offense
Yeah it was, and none taken. That’s the best I could do…
April 25th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
I’m starting to have my doubts about the Senator what with the soccer fandom, Lasershow loving and appletini drinking.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
There’s a bar here in Pittsburgh where a midget runs on top of the bar and pours liqour in people’s mouths every Saturday. Casey’s is the name.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
awesome.
April 25th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Well said SROD.
I am of the belief that such subtle acts of flirting is simply an innate tendency wired right into the female motherboard which act upon subconsciously.
Their strategy isn’t to make the first move its to passively tilt the odds that the first move is made in their direction by the most eligible first movers.
April 25th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Andy Whitfield played it better Evan.
For those needing a fix of Ilithyia, click here NSF
/Team Glabber
April 25th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
its to passively tilt the odds that the first move is made in their direction by the most eligible first movers.
Speaking as one who isn’t always the “most eligible first mover”, it’s comedic gold when the flirting is accepted by one who isn’t the intended target.
Ladies, amirite?
April 25th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
I love her