Chris Berman Does Not Listen to Criticism, Hates Cameras
USA Today’s Michael Heistand interviewed ESPN’s Chris Berman ahead of the NFL Draft. Here are a few gems.
Berman does not listen to criticism. Ted Williams was the first comparison to himself that popped into his head.
“I just talk to people every day walking down the street,” he says. “That’s what I care about. That’s good enough for me. They didn’t like Ted Williams either. Now, I’m not Ted Williams.”
He has been fighting the good fight against tipping draft picks for years and, despite working for decades in television, is not a fan of cameras.
“That’s long overdue,” Berman says. “I talked to producers for years about how they were ruining the draft. I’m not saying we should suppress the news. I don’t mean fake things, but there should be some suspense. I liked it better before there were cameras everywhere. But then, I liked life better before there were cameras everywhere.”
And rest assured, folks. ESPN just happened to guess which kid to focus on before draft picks were announced, and Chris Berman’s prophetic statements were pure intuition.
And, Berman says, “Contrary to what’s been written, the NFL doesn’t tell ESPN — and I don’t get it in my ear — about picks beforehand.”
Wingo in 2013.
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April 25th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Berman foooooooooooreeeeevvvveeeeeeeeeeer.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
I agree with promoting Wingo, but Berman definitely had some great nicknames. Eric “Sleepin with” Bienemy and Natrone Means Business come to mind.
I also fondly remember him referring to Wayne Fontes as “Rasputin” when the Lions would make the annual late season charge to save his job.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
berman hates cameras my ass. he puts his fat annoying ass in front of every camera he can find.
time for this guy to be put out to pasture.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
NFL Network draft coverage is better
April 25th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Isn’t NFL Network trying not to spoil the picks this year in their coverage? Ya know not showing players getting the phone call and celebrating prior to the selection.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
Wingo is an awesome name
April 25th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
This. I loves me some Mayock. He’s knowledgable and doesn’t have to talk over anyone like Kiper/McShay. Deion is a fucking turd, but if he’s the only fault the NFL Network has, I’m good with it.
Berman is like a band that had a bunch of hits in the 80′s and early 90′s, never came out with any new songs after, and keeps thinking he deserves to sell out massive arenas playing the same shit. Your act is tired, dude.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
would rather have Boomer than wingo. Either way, I’m still gonna watch NFL Net, though.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
I wish he went by Hal though.. ‘Trey’ is so douchey
April 25th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Deion is a fucking turd
agreed. i really dont understand what he brings to the table.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
cosigned.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Would be nice. Wasn’t a big deal when there was like 4 good players and Brady Quinn there. Now that theres like 30 guys the entire first round sucks.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Berman was just saying he preferred it when there were fewer cameras and the one that was on him was of greater importance.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
HOP!
April 25th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
“NFL Network draft coverage is better”
Agreed. Mayock is the hardest worker among the NFL draftniks that are on TV. Even Greg Cosell thinks Mayock does a good job.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Following along on Twitter is good enough for me, Im still pissed they made the 1st round a work day prime time event.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
lots and lots of yayo.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
this…i miss draftmas morning.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
While driving into the office this morning, they were discussing the fact that the NFL is not allowing cameras into the green room where all the players are waiting to get picked. So, there should be some suspense as long as NFLN or ESPN doesn’t plant a reporter in the green room to report on who is receiving a phone call (which I’m sure ESPN will do, the dicks).
April 25th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
WINGO, man!
/Rusty Shackleford
April 25th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
I don’t think Berman has created a good nickname since at least 2003, maybe 2004, and that’s being kind and saying Jake “daylight come and I wanna” Delhomme is a good one.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
obligatory and obligatory.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
For the Manning/Rivers draft I was at a pig picking watching it. I think I took three years off my life that day with pork and Busch Light. No regrets.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
You’re with me leather
April 25th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
best mushroom trip i ever had was during the mario/bush/VY draft.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
I also fondly remember him
i will balance this my saying i will never fondly remember him
/yin
//yang
April 25th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
My wedding anniversary is tomorrow and the hubby is out of town. Im allowed to polish off a bottle of champagne by myself, right? Or perhaps a draft drinking game is in order.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Wasn’t he the bad guy in Heat?
April 25th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Now that theres like 30 guys the entire first round sucks.
would be nice if they didn;t keep showing guys who fell further than they expected. unnecessary, unless the kid himself has been an asshat about going high
April 25th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
/Ying
//Yang
///Twins
////Beat the pussy up
April 25th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Im allowed to polish off a bottle of champagne by myself, right? Or perhaps a draft drinking game is in order.
please do the latter. the former is sad. and if hubby doesn;t send you a bouquet bought with a coupon, hire a lawyer
April 25th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
I can remember faking illness to stay home from school to watch the NFL draft. Good times.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
fuck yea…and don’t even bother with a flute. just chug straight from the bottle.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
That was “Waingro”
April 25th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
just chug straight from the bottle.
as hawk would say….
GAS
April 25th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
I would only regret the pork and Busch Light I didn’t drink.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
And keep in the paper bag you bought it in when you do….
April 25th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
I say heroin is in order
April 25th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
/team doesn’t give a fuck who calls games/events and can’t believe people still do
April 25th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
I would?
April 25th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
I look forward to having a good long laugh at whatever team takes Tannehill tomorrow, particularly if they trade up to get him.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Billy Crystal ruined my year.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
So USA Today employs morons? Who makes this decision?
April 25th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
/Ying
//Yang
///Twins
Whisper Song > Whistle While You Twurk > Badd
April 25th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
somebody make up a drinking game for cj.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
Im allowed to polish off…myself, right?
Sorry, blacked out. Go on…
April 25th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
Grizz I went to The White Eagle last night. Solid dive bar. Also, turns out a trivia night might be coming to Excuses, which means I’ll be dead within six weeks.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
This is such horseshit…they would talk about a guy for 5 minutes straight, and then as soon as the commissioner would start walking to the podium he’d say something like “Maybe the Jags surprise us here…maybe Alualu, Mel?”
Fuck this guy.
/normally don’t complain about stuff like this, but this one bugs me
//Team NFL Network
April 25th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
/looks below comment box
//bites tongue
April 25th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
THIS
April 25th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Nirvana?
April 25th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
somebody make up a drinking game for cj.
Take a shot whenever someone on teevee says “tremendous upside.”
April 25th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
This is awkward.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Champagne and a drinking game seems like a bad match. But I’ll go with every time Godell gives a smug smile and wave to the crowd you chug like hell.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Grizz I went to The White Eagle last night. Solid dive bar. Also, turns out a trivia night might be coming to Excuses, which means I’ll be dead within six weeks.
I’ve always wanted to go there, havent had an opportunity to. The best trivia in Pittsburgh is the Brillo Box on Wednesday nights. They have like $2 Straub pints and the questions are very challenging and there are alot of them. If you would even venture to Shadyside, Mario’s Thursday trivia sucks. Cappy’s trivia on Weds is good, but Brillobox is the best.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Nirvana?
they had a bunch of hits? i thought it was like 6 or 7.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
somebody make up a drinking game for cj.
“He’s got a good motor” has to be a shot
April 25th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
damn. i don’t usualy fish for compliments, but i thought 31 was gold. tough crowd
April 25th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Or maybe drink everytime the fans boo something
April 25th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
I cannot stand Brillo Box, something about that place creeps me out.
I haven’t been to Cappy’s for trivia but love going there on Sunday mornings for Bloody Marys and breakfast. Sonny’s has Wednesday trivia that is solid and a good format. I will definitely check out Cappy’s.
April 25th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Or maybe drink everytime the fans boo something
Do you not want to make it to your next anniversary?
April 25th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
I don’t like going to Brillo Box either, I feel like I’m in a “The Smiths” video. Cappy’s is a great spot, very underrated food.
April 25th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Drink when a draftee is interviewed and thanks either a deity or his mother.
April 25th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
this…i miss draftmas morning.
Loved the Sat/Sun format. Used to fly in 120 lbs. of live crawfish from NOLA to North Carolina and sit around all day boiling crawfish drinking shitty beer and watching the draft. They were perfect together.
Sheds single tear.
April 25th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
If a place creeps you out, that’s a sign that I never want to set foot into it.
April 25th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Thank you.
Though it would make a great name for a dyke bar.
April 25th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
I hope she doesn’t have to go to work Friday and plans for a blackout weekend.