There Will Be Beer (at the Gophers’ Home, TCF Bank Stadium)

All, Beer, College Football Jason McIntyre April 24th. 2012, 3:01pm

The Minnesota Gophers are brutal to watch – 3-9 last year and probably as bad or worse this year – and if you take away the booze, there’s virtually no point in going to the stadium.

So who is going to pay to sit in the expensive suites if there’s no alcohol in them? The answer was nobody. So here comes the alcohol!

The University originally wanted to sell alcohol only in premium seats. However, in 2009 the state Legislature said that alcohol should be sold either throughout the entire stadium or not at all.
The University opted for an alcohol-free policy and suffered large revenue losses from the lack of alcohol in premium seats, athletics director Joel Maturi said.

So the stadium will have a beer garden, where the schools thinks alcohol can be managed. Good luck with that.

The last time we wrote about a Minnesota football game and alcohol … oh yeah, that’s right! A lady got so hammered pregamming, she left her seat (next to her husband), went in the bathroom, and banged some random dude. [Minnesota Daily]

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100 Responses to “There Will Be Beer (at the Gophers’ Home, TCF Bank Stadium)”

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rittyrich Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
If you’re not sneaking it in anyway, you’re not doing it right.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
and banged some random dude.
Uh…it wasn’t me?
This post reminds me of that Snorg t-shirt – “sometimes, alcohol IS the answer”
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
there should be paint thinner at minnesota football games…you know, to ease the pain of paying cash money to watch minnesota football.
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José Ovechkin Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
A lady got so hammered pregamming, she left her seat (next to her husband), went in the bathroom, and banged some random dude.
That is so savage. Girls usually are smarter about not getting caught than that woman.
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arkbadger Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
If you’re not sneaking it in anyway, you’re not doing it right.
no shit.
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Charske Don't Surf Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Typical Minnesota
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sousedbergin Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
A lady got so hammered pregamming, she left her seat (next to her husband), went in the bathroom, and banged some random dude.
It’s not beers fault that guy married a whore.
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HawkEye Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Typical Minnesota
Come again?
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arkbadger Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
So who is going to pay to sit in the expensive suites if there’s no alcohol in them?
at Arkansas if you have a suite you can stock it with whatever you want. is this not the case at other places?
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scripty Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
pregramming
pre-gaming? We called that “getting primed”
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Typical Minnesota
Come again?
HE SAID “TYPICAL MINNESOTA.”
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fluffy_bunny_feet Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
A lady got so hammered pregamming, she left her seat (next to her husband), went in the bathroom, and banged some random dude.
The only score for Minny in that game?
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cleet Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
They sold beer at the student section in the old OB, and they sell beer in Sun Life Stadium. Couldn’t imagine a Canes game without a huge draft beer.
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
at Arkansas if you have a suite you can stock it with whatever you want. is this not the case at other places?
bobby petrino must’ve stocked his with floozies.
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cleet Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
This post reminds me of that Snorg t-shirt – “sometimes, alcohol IS the answer”
To me the ultimate quote about alcohol remains Homer Simpson’s “To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.”
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Watsonian Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
“To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.”
Aren’t women the cause of at least half of those problems? We ain’t all Jay Z.
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Ben80123 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
pre-gaming? We called that “getting primed”
Put me down for ‘pre-gaming.’ Also, this is quite the quote from the pathetic husband:
Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.
Jesus what a pussy whipped tool.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Typical Minnesota
Come again?
Seriously, what the fuck does that even mean? Only people in Minnesota drink beer? I fart on this statement
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
i put this in the royals post but it works here too
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Shatner, Dead? Shatner IS Dead. Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
I’d rather pay to watch that lady fuck some random dude in the bathroom than watch Minnesota anything.
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José Ovechkin Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Typical Minnesota
Come again?
Nailed it.
At WKU I never went to any football games because they were 1aa and had a quarter of a stadium. At WVU…it was WVU. At CMU they changed the alcohol rules for tailgating my 2nd year there and also were more stickler-y about letting you sneek in anything more than a flask. MSU damn near pats you down some times; other times they’re cool. Moral of the story is to go to WVU I guess.
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Charske Don't Surf Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Typical Minnesota
Come again?
Seriously, what the fuck does that even mean? Only people in Minnesota drink beer? I fart on this statement
typical (adj) 1.representative: having all or most of the characteristics shared by others of the same kind and therefore suitable as an example of it
Minnesota - is a U.S. state located in the Midwestern United States. Minnesota was carved out of the eastern half of the Minnesota Territory and admitted to the Union as the thirty-second state on May 11, 1858.
/or it could just mean FUCK Pittsburgh
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
bill walton is such a blowhard assmunch
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cleet Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Aren’t women the cause of at least half of those problems? We ain’t all Jay Z.
You never would have gotten involved with that crazy woman if it wasn’t for alcohol.
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arkbadger Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Also, this is quite the quote from the pathetic husband:
obviously his wife has taken control of his balls and made them her own. she then gained access to the men’s bathroom and banged some dude, with her husbands balls.
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arkbadger Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Minnesota – is a U.S. state located in the Midwestern United States. Minnesota was carved out of the eastern half of the Minnesota Territory and admitted to the Union as the thirty-second state on May 11, 1858.
ladies and gentlemen, the long awaited return of the hit series ’50 states in 50 days.’
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
OT…want.
/ot
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
typical (adj) 1.representative: having all or most of the characteristics shared by others of the same kind and therefore suitable as an example of it
Minnesota – is a U.S. state located in the Midwestern United States. Minnesota was carved out of the eastern half of the Minnesota Territory and admitted to the Union as the thirty-second state on May 11, 1858.
/or it could just mean FUCK Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh is a lot better off than most places in Cali, but let the typical internet memes stay in your head.
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Shatner, Dead? Shatner IS Dead. Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.
1). GIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
2). He’s going to snap one day like William H Macy in “Boogie Nights” when get gets home and finds his wife banging three dudes in their ice shanty.
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Pittsburgh is a lot better off than most places in Cali, but let the typical internet memes stay in your head.
shut up yinzer.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
At CMU they changed the alcohol rules for tailgating my 2nd year there
In CMU’s defense, they needed to do something.
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José Ovechkin Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.
So…she got raped? Or what? How else do you blame yourself?
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Quietgoesthedon Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
I don’t know about today, but in the student sections at Arkansas games in the late 90s, every fucking frat boy in the crowd was hammered at kick off, and drinking much of the rest of the game.
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
I don’t know about today, but in the student sections at Arkansas games in the late 90s, every fucking frat boy in the crowd was hammered at kick off, and drinking much of the rest of the game.
i went to a game at colorado in boulder…that was quite the rowdy atmosphere.
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Shatner, Dead? Shatner IS Dead. Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
“Now hunny, you KNOW I can’t be held responsible when I go to the bathroom by myself in public. Why I just start blow’n and bang’n dudes until my arms give out!”
-Kim Kardashian
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rittyrich Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
OT…want.
/ot
What is it and what does it cost?
Had a terrible tourney this past weekend by the way. We finished 4th in our flight. Got old man golfed to death once and handed away another match.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
shut up yinzer.
All of your fish has AIDS
/mike polk singing voice
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MP III Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
bobby petrino must’ve stocked his with floozies.
or upper lips because his girlfriend was clearly missing hers.
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St. Bear Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
“Now hunny, you KNOW I can’t be held responsible when I go to the bathroom by myself in public. Why I just lay in the troughs getting a dozen golden showers at once ~~start blow’n and bang’n dudes until my arms give out!~~”
-Kim Kardashian
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
What is it and what does it cost?
tour issue scotty buttonback…price wasn’t listed as it just came in, but im guessing north of $2,500.
Had a terrible tourney this past weekend by the way. We finished 4th in our flight. Got old man golfed to death once and handed away another match.
i could deal with handing away a match, but getting old man golf’d is fucking obnoxious.
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arkbadger Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
I don’t know about today, but in the student sections at Arkansas games in the late 90s, every fucking frat boy in the crowd was hammered at kick off, and drinking much of the rest of the game.
you graduate from the UA? awesome.
the student section now is pathetic though. full for the first half, and unless it’s Bama it empties at half time. but yeah, douchetastic for sure.
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
All of your fish has AIDS
it’s the AIDS that give it it’s remarkable flavor.
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Charske Don't Surf Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Pittsburgh is a lot better off than most places in Cali, but let the typical internet memes stay in your head.
Typical Pittsburgh
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Pittsburgh is a lot better off than most places in Cali, but let the typical internet memes stay in your head.
Funnies thing any of us will read all day.
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Charske Don't Surf Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
i could deal with handing away a match, but getting old man golf’d is fucking obnoxious.
I can’t believe I don’t know what this is, please explain…
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rittyrich Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
i could deal with handing away a match, but getting old man golf’d is fucking obnoxious.
First hole we played them, dude hit driver like 215. Then hit a 3 wood that bounced three times, hit the pin, and stopped 3 feet away. Easy birdie to go up 1-0.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Everytime i hear golden gophers i chuckle to myself. I might as well still be in 6th grade with my humor sometimes.
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Charske Don't Surf Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
All of your fish has AIDS
it’s the AIDS that give it it’s remarkable flavor.
Spicy Ponzu sauce will offset this I believe
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
boulder…that was quite the rowdy atmosphere.
huh. would have guessed it to be….mellow
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
getting old man golf’d is fucking obnoxious.
I can’t believe I don’t know what this is, please explain…
ritty’s body broke down
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
I can’t believe I don’t know what this is, please explain…
hits the ball short, straight and slow. hits like 15 fairways, 12+ greens, never 3-putts, never screws up a chip…mistake-free but never takes any risk, so lots of pars, not a lot of birds.
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Peer (Less) Prices Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
OT..
This really belongs in the Roundup, but a room full of 8th graders prevented. I’ve been reading off/on since 2007,and I got fired up about the ‘Twittah’ comment enough to finally post. Comments are pretty much the main reason I come here. And the Dong pics
/not really
//NTTAWWT
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
First hole we played them, dude hit driver like 215. Then hit a 3 wood that bounced three times, hit the pin, and stopped 3 feet away. Easy birdie to go up 1-0.
that’s sweet as hell the first time…gets annoying after that.
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Charske Don't Surf Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
hits the ball short, straight and slow. hits like 15 fairways, 12+ greens, never 3-putts, never screws up a chip…mistake-free but never takes any risk, so lots of pars, not a lot of birds.
got it
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José Ovechkin Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
“Now hunny, you KNOW I can’t be held responsible when I go to the bathroom by myself in public. Why I just lay in the troughs getting a dozen golden showers at once start blow’n and bang’n dudes until my arms give out!”
-Kim Kardashian
Either way….I’m in.
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arkbadger Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
I can’t believe I don’t know what this is, please explain…
just play with my dad sometime. shit will wear you out.
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arkbadger Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
that’s sweet as hell the first time…gets annoying after that.
that being said, it seems to work out for them.
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rittyrich Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
that’s sweet as hell the first time…gets annoying after that.
Yup. They beat us 6-3. I handed them a point with my only 3 putt of the two days. Missed a 15 foot birdie putt. Then forgot to square the face on the 4 foot come backer. I was 10-10 on knee knockers up until then. Oh well…it was all over but for the crying by then anyway.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
hits the ball short, straight and slow. hits like 15 fairways, 12+ greens, never 3-putts, never screws up a chip…mistake-free but never takes any risk, so lots of pars, not a lot of birds.
This happened to me first week of golf league and i literally hit the ball nearly twice as long as my opponent. Par fucking machine the guy was.
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
that’s sweet as hell the first time…gets annoying after that.
that being said, it seems to work out for them.
it’s like playing raquetball with some guy who can barely move, knee brace, goggles, and he whips your ass because he knows all the shots that your younger and faster body can’t get to consistently
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
that being said, it seems to work out for them.
yea, because they can’t do anything else. it’s easy to avoid making a mistake if you never put yourself in that position. that’s what’s mindblowing about the PGA tour live…they go at EVERYTHING. if you blow up, it doesn’t matter because even shooting par, outside of the majors, usually gets you an early trip home.
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
They sold beer at the student section in the old OB, and they sell beer in Sun Life Stadium. Couldn’t imagine a Canes game without a huge draft beer.
I thought it was pro rules, stop selling after the 3rd quarter. Nope hal time. Fuck them.
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
This happened to me first week of golf league and i literally hit the ball nearly twice as long as my opponent. Par fucking machine the guy was.
whenever i play with these guys, i always say to myself “you know, if you don’t shoot at tucked pins, you’d never leave yourself these retarded pitches.” and what do i do the next round? FIRE AT EVERYTHING.
ADD’s a bitch.
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Yup. They beat us 6-3. I handed them a point with my only 3 putt of the two days. Missed a 15 foot birdie putt. Then forgot to square the face on the 4 foot come backer. I was 10-10 on knee knockers up until then. Oh well…it was all over but for the crying by then anyway.
w00f.
/been there plenty
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Charske Don't Surf Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
FIRE AT EVERYTHING.
Definitelt my downfall
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scripty Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
spencer you should look into buying old used t.p. mills putters online and re-doing the faces yourself.
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Definitelt my downfall
ive stopped even feigning an attempt at playing conservatively…everytime i try to aim for the fat part of the green, i end up subconsciously swinging at the pin anyways and, as you could imagine, shit goes WAY wrong from there.
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MP Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
i always say to myself “you know, if you don’t shoot at tucked pins, you’d never leave yourself these retarded pitches.” and what do i do the next round? FIRE AT EVERYTHING.
Every fucking time.
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
“you know, if you don’t shoot at tucked pins, you’d never leave yourself these retarded pitches.”
Hank Haney said that the pro all go for the middle of the green and let the ball flight take the ball to the hole.
I can’t do that.
/Team Fire at the Pin
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arkbadger Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
yea, because they can’t do anything else. it’s easy to avoid making a mistake if you never put yourself in that position. that’s what’s mindblowing about the PGA tour live…they go at EVERYTHING. if you blow up, it doesn’t matter because even shooting par, outside of the majors, usually gets you an early trip home.
yeah, and I didn’t ask the age of the guys Ritty was playing against so I will use my dad as an example. He just turned 64 last wednesday and has never been a real long hitter. I don’t really see a purpose in taking risks when it isn’t necessary. when I play, I take risks because of the shitty shot I had before put me in a position that forces me to go around trees, over a bunker, or whatever. if you don’t put yourself in that position, why bother when you know you can get up and down for par?
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
spencer you should look into buying old used t.p. mills putters online and re-doing the faces yourself.
my mom’s ex-bf had an old mizuno tp mills…fucking butter.
id love to get into club building and do my own regrips, reshafting and loft/lie adjustments, and of course, milling. just have no idea where to start.
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
when I play, I take risks because of the shitty shot I had before put me in a position that forces me to go around trees, over a bunker, or whatever.
gambling 101
/everything’s connected
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Hank Haney said that the pro all go for the middle of the green and let the ball flight take the ball to the hole.
maybe back when he was coaching o’meara…tiger done changed the game.
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arkbadger Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Hank Haney said that the pro all go for the middle of the green and let the ball flight take the ball to the hole.
I can’t do that.
/Team Fire at the Pin
I’ll fire at the pin all day. my problem is that my aim is so shitty that I end up 15′ right of the green anyways.
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
He just turned 64 last wednesday and has never been a real long hitter.
Got whipped by an old dude who couldn’t have hit it more than 150, 175 off the tee. But it was a straight 150./175 That sucked.
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
id love to get into club building and do my own regrips, reshafting and loft/lie adjustments, and of course, milling. just have no idea where to start.
if there are schools for rodeo clowns and umpires, you have a shot at finding one for re-working your clubs
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mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Peer (Less) Prices
AWESOME name.
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
when I play, I take risks because of the shitty shot I had before put me in a position that forces me to go around trees, over a bunker, or whatever. if you don’t put yourself in that position, why bother when you know you can get up and down for par?
on paper, that works great. problem comes around on those holes where you hit a 300+ drive, stiff an iron or wedge inside 10 feet and get disappointed with a par. inflates the confidence to a point where you bite off more than you can chew.
in reality tho, outside of fat shots or flushed irons finding water, there’s no worse feeling than standing on the tee watching a shot where you took less club to find the fairway, bound into a hazard or get blocked by a tree. that’s worse for my confidence than hitting a shitty drive.
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mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
if there are schools for rodeo clowns and umpires, you have a shot at finding one for re-working your clubs
lol
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
He just turned 64 last wednesday and has never been a real long hitter.
Got whipped by an old dude who couldn’t have hit it more than 150, 175 off the tee. But it was a straight 150./175 That sucked.
same boat…got beat by at least 10 strokes by this old asian dude who probably smoke more cigarettes during the round than he took putts.
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
regrips
start here. All you really need is the tape and glue. You can get good grips cheap (around $1-$2 if you look) and it takes no time. After a couple of clubs and you can do it a couple minutes per.
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Peer (Less) Prices Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
AWESOME name.
Gracias. HUGE Peerless guy
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
this old asian dude who probably smoke more cigarettes during the round than he took putts.
story time…covered the indy 500 in 91 and 92. the media baracks was divided into smoking and non areas and the smoking side was 99% foreign press. every day you;d show up and there’d be two packs of marlboros at each work station
got a sweet marlboro rain slicker mailed to me weeks after one of the races
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scripty Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Not sure you’re home status, if you have a work bench, get a vice. Start doing grips and go from there. Every year I see about 10 vices at the various garage sales I go to, about $10-$15. Get the good tool for removing grips, and you’re on your way.
I haven’t done shafts but the epoxy stuff is really cheap. Not really rocket science though.
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arkbadger Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
there’s no worse feeling than standing on the tee watching a shot where you took less club to find the fairway, bound into a hazard or get blocked by a tree.
hole #14 at my course is like that. lay up with the 5w to get a decent look at the green and fuck it up at least 1/2 the time.
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
start here. All you really need is the tape and glue. You can get good grips cheap (around $1-$2 if you look) and it takes no time. After a couple of clubs and you can do it a couple minutes per.
Not sure you’re home status, if you have a work bench, get a vice. Start doing grips and go from there. Every year I see about 10 vices at the various garage sales I go to, about $10-$15. Get the good tool for removing grips, and you’re on your way.
is it really that easy? if so, ive already got a vice and might pick up the regrip tool on my way home.
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mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Gracias. HUGE Peerless guy
you live in TN?
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
hole #14 at my course is like that. lay up with the 5w to get a decent look at the green and fuck it up at least 1/2 the time.
few holes come to mind i play regularly that are the exact same thing…it’s almost like the trees im trying to avoid have a fucking magnet on em.
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arkbadger Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
might pick up the regrip tool on my way home.
is that something that is sold at any golf store? I need to re-grip my putter, maybe I should start tonight as well.
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
if so, ive already got a vice and might pick up the regrip tool on my way home
my turn:
boppin the baloney
shellacking the shillelagh
polishing the pole
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
same boat…got beat by at least 10 strokes by this old asian dude who probably smoke more cigarettes during the round than he took putts.
Please don’t say cigarette
/hasn’t had one since friday
//wants to rip a human’s head off and punt it
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arkbadger Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
fucking a I want to golf
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José Ovechkin Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Please don’t say cigarette
/hasn’t had one since friday
//wants to rip a human’s head off and punt it
I was supposed to quit weed on friday as well. I made it all of 17 hours. This friday, though. I’m really quitting, and will empathize.
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scripty Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
I’m speaking to one of those bolted into your workbench vices, not those hand-held things. But yeah.
I put winn classics on my father & I’s woods, and re-did my dad’s irons with some lampkin grips this winter. You’ll eff up a few so maybe try first on an older club. Also, don’t slice your hand open with the tool. And you want to let the club sit for a day.
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St. Bear Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Please don’t say cigarette
/hasn’t had one since friday
//wants to rip a human’s head off and punt it
You’re a better man for it.
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
friday’s a GREAT day to stop smoking chronic.
I’m speaking to one of those bolted into your workbench vices, not those hand-held things. But yeah.
yea, that’s what i figured. got one in my garage…just need the shaft protector thing, a hooked razor and grip tape. think ive got everything else including that odorless solution shit.
if i get hooked on this shit, im blaming you.
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
is it really that easy? if so, ive already got a vice and might pick up the regrip tool on my way home.
Have a couple old clubs lying around? Try it out on those before you do your current clubs. It’s a $10 investment (plus grips – get ‘em online, don’t pay full retail) that’ll save you around $10 bucks per club/year.
Quick vid
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scripty Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
yeah I use the blade that goes in a utility knife. (the hooked one). But there are a ton of videos, etc. Just be careful with the blade, especially on a worn grip. And test on some older club 1-2x first.
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spencer096 Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Have a couple old clubs lying around? Try it out on those before you do your current clubs. It’s a $10 investment (plus grips – get ‘em online, don’t pay full retail) that’ll save you around $10 bucks per club/year.
Quick vid
yea, ive got a whole bunch of beat wedges laying around. already got the grips online (saved about $2/grip – lamkin crossline cords)…thanks for the vid too. ill give it a go, once i get up to GG.
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mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
April 24th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Have a couple old clubs lying around?
spencer definitely has some old clubs lying around. they were in his trunk waiting to be mailed to Florida, but they never got mailed so he should have plenty to practice his re-gripping technique.

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