One of the OL’men at Georgia once told me a story about the Alabama players. Once upon a time, on road games, Alabama would bring its players down to the hotel lobby the night before a road game and let them meet and greet with the high dollar donors. The Georgia player said that the toasted, brandy-stink donor wives would be shoving $100s into the players underwear. I know this is all a meat market, but wow.

fucking their students is ok.

Dammit, beat me to it

But no! Journalism!

Or, play with people that are just good. Will pick up plenty of good tips for free

totally. hell, not even tips…youll get better just by watching how great players approach the game.

Or, play with people that are just good. Will pick up plenty of good tips for free

what do the Florida teachers think?

fucking their students is ok.

/seriously, i wish i had the time and money to play

If you start, get a couple of lessons first. It’ll save you from developing bad habits that you’ll need to break later.

don’t take away my excuses in a public forum, and i can get rid of my family

I need my ACL repaired: Anywhere except MSU

Fixed. Unless you want to get your ACL repaired multiple times.

Uh…okay. You’re deep, bro. Real deep.

/searching mental Rolodex for appropriate response
//finds nothin’

/seriously, i wish i had the time and money to play

time is one thing, since you can’t just get rid of your family…but money is another. you can DEF play golf on the cheap, you just gotta do a little research. i don’t think ive paid more than $150 for any single club in my bag and you can practice anywhere. tons of discounts on tee times online, esp during the recession.

Man…huge difference.

Look, even I’m smart enough to know that different colleges to different stuff better. For example, would I choose a uga grad or an Auburn grad:

I need my ACL repaired: uga
My dog needs an ACL repaired: auburn
My computer needs to be repaired: auburn
I need a divorce attorney: uga
I need an electrical power system for the space shuttle: auburn
I need some advice starting a tree farm: toss a coin (incl Clemson)
I need my toilets cleaned: bama

I love his writing on soccer – truly. However, this stuff with the SEC is just getting kind of old. And not just because I’m a Georgia alum. I would imagine the mighty University of Michigan has faced some budget cuts recently – and also simultaneously fielded a college football team. Only difference: Michigan’s team wasn’t very good. Could go further and somehow compare the buyout money they paid RichRod to the amount cut from academic budgets, but I think the point is made.

sign me up! here’s a million dollars and half of my awake time. what’s next?

/seriously, i wish i had the time and money to play

i know what you’re talking about with the confidence being shot and id kill to be even half-dialed in with my irons. i struck the ball so fucking poorly from tee to green all weekend im disgusted with myself. all my hard work, for what? to go back to bullshit over the top hacker slices the minute the wind starts playing tricks? fuck that.

All I have to see is dude better be killing it with his UGA degree as much shit as he talks about Auburn.

I find his narrow-minded views an interesting approach to life.