Comments on: Janoris Jenkins (4 Kids with 3 Different Women) is the New Antonio Cromartie

By: scripty

scripty — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:34:15 +0000

He’s gonna give Heckert his next heart attack.

By: Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:18:19 +0000

Having 4 kids with 3 mamas isn’t anywhere near as the flags that Pacman Jones had when he left WVU and he went #6 overall!

clutch

By: scripty

scripty — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:44:05 +0000

4 kids with 3 different guys, BUT NO ROCK!

By: angry

angry — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:31:21 +0000

“It’s weird because I had those kids while I was playing college football and it didn’t affect me not once,”

The fact it didn’t affect him tells me he is probably a shitty dad who has very little to do with raising his children.

By: Nathan Wind

Nathan Wind — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:22:01 +0000

Best man to man cover corner in this draft, according to Greg Cosell (who actually does film study, unlike those ESPN douchebags McShay and Kiper). The Texans will never draft him because of this “character” issues, which sucks. Pairing him with J-Jo would be very nice.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:11:37 +0000

So are his kids slaves because he had them while he was a slave in college?

No the kids are born free but must deal with the realities of the serf wage. When the kids are old enough to harvest they will be encouraged to harvest for the same landowners.

See: Ray Lewis III and Legacy Recruiting

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:09:20 +0000

magic johnson was too tall to play PG?

I had forgotten about that piece of genius-ery.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:08:37 +0000

Kind of a lazy comparison here.

I’ve seen worse.

Definitely. I’ve seen worse here. But nonetheless….

By: cleet

cleet — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:06:49 +0000

“It’s weird because I had those kids while I was playing college football and it didn’t affect me not once,” said Jenkins,

So are his kids slaves because he had them while he was a slave in college?

/obligatory

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:06:09 +0000

Kind of a lazy comparison here.
I’ve seen worse.

which SC example are you thinking of? griffin/tyrus thomas or magic johnson was too tall to play PG?

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:05:16 +0000

Kind of a lazy comparison here.
I’ve seen worse.

I was about to say…I’m not sure this is in the top-10 to be honest. I agree with what you’re saying, though.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:04:33 +0000

From the retarded TMQ “Mock of Mock Drafts”

7. Jacksonville: Shahid Afridi, cricket star. Now that Shahid Khan, born in Pakistan, owns the Jaguars, look for him to import Pakistani talent. The Jags will start referring to games as “tests” and to quarterback Blaine Gabbert as “the bowler.”

That’s … kind of racist.

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:04:12 +0000

Kind of a lazy comparison here.

I’ve seen worse.

By: BFFredo

BFFredo — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:02:46 +0000

Having 4 kids with 3 mamas isn’t anywhere near as the flags that Pacman Jones had when he left WVU and he went #6 overall!

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:01:37 +0000

I think it’s the fact you have four with three different women before you turn 22(?) without viable means to support them (yet). It shows great decision making and foresight.

A big college football player for a big program is not going to have their children go starving.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:01:01 +0000

Not sure if this has been mentioned yet, but when did 4 kids with 3 women become the new 9 kids with 8 women? Kind of a lazy comparison here.

By: José Ovechkin

José Ovechkin — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:00:30 +0000

That is crazy that he has 4 kids by 3 different women though. I mean, I'm a month older than him and having one kid would scare the shit out of me now. Hope he doesn't go the T.O. route.

By: mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin'

mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:59:30 +0000

Seems like a good fit for the Jets, Raiders, Lions, or Bengals

why not?

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:59:01 +0000

Well, they were new money. they went bankrupt when they hired Muschump.

I like to rip on Will because he’s now coaching the Gaytors, but he’s a damn good defensive coach and he can recruit. I’ll be interested in seeing if Pease (last year’s Boise OC) can help them out on offense. Muschamp’s hiring of Weis was an unmitigated disaster, so he could either have been lucky with Weis leaving or perhaps he hired the wrong guy again.

By: coop247

coop247 — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:57:58 +0000

I had those kids while I was playing college football and it didn’t affect me not once

If having kids didnt affect your life I’m pretty sure you are a shitty father.