Comments on: Tom Brady Attended the Grand Opening of a Boutique Dressed as Snooty Paperboy

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:39:22 +0000

This thread looks too much like an ESPN board. Light on intelligence thought heavy on the regurgitated fanatical idiocy.

You’re right. We should have been breaking down the benefits of switching from a 4-3 to a 3-4 in a post about Tom Brady’s wardrobe while attending a party.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:36:37 +0000

Light on intelligence thought

“Intelligent thought”

By: got_em_looking

got_em_looking — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:28:33 +0000

This thread looks too much like an ESPN board. Light on intelligence thought heavy on the regurgitated fanatical idiocy.

So the take away here is that one can become an unbearable douchebag and a worse QB by simply not dressing like you. Ok got it.

By: Mugatu

Mugatu — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:21:10 +0000

Brady isn’t that interesting

By: garmy

garmy — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:20:57 +0000

More like Alfred E. Newman, amirite?

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:08:46 +0000

Tom Brady’s a disgrace to the uniform.

/Newman’d

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:08:27 +0000

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Are you suggesting holding isn’t the most uniformly consistent and accurate penalty called in the league?

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:03:20 +0000

Just once I want Eli to be forced to scramble and slide in a Super Bowl. Because that will be the beginning of the end of this nightmare.

Not if his linemen are allowed to get away with 5 counts of holding while he ‘scrambles’

By: TimmyTheEnchanter

TimmyTheEnchanter — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:00:22 +0000

Eli has a rare combination of clutch + clock management ability that hasn’t been seen since Montana. Respect.

Just once I want Eli to be forced to scramble and slide in a Super Bowl. Because that will be the beginning of the end of this nightmare.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:59:15 +0000

Time management has never been a big skill of Tom’s. I don’t think you’ll find any among us who’ll disagree.

Landsnark.

By: Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks

Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:58:25 +0000

What’s interesting is in the last 2 Superbowls, he had 2 game winning drives, until the defense gave it up to Manning with a minute left. Or does Brady play defense too?

Time management has never been a big skill of Tom’s. I don’t think you’ll find any among us who’ll disagree.

Eli has a rare combination of clutch + clock management ability that hasn’t been seen since Montana. Respect.

By: payaso

payaso — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:53:06 +0000

Brady’s recent lackluster playoff success has nothing to do with marrying Giselle, and everything with post-Spygate karma and jilting JET Moynahan’s mom.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:52:07 +0000

Renly Baratheon fucks Tom Brady while Giselle watches.
/Tyrell’d

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:51:04 +0000

Here's what I don't get ... someone wearing a pair of glasses with clear lenses. You know those aren't prescription. And he's probably got contact lenses on./waits for pic of Brady with belt AND suspenders

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:50:55 +0000

Renly Baratheon fucks Tom Brady while Giselle watches.
/Tyrell’d

He should just flip her over and pretend it’s Tom.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:50:11 +0000

coach k fucks tom brady.

When he was 18.

/allegedly

By: TimmyTheEnchanter

TimmyTheEnchanter — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:49:09 +0000

coach k fucks tom brady.

Renly Baratheon fucks Tom Brady while Giselle watches.

/Tyrell’d

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:48:59 +0000

i dunno…brady fans have me pretty convinced that peyton manning does indeed play defense, so i figured brady did too.
We just picked that up last season from the media talking about the Colts missing Pey Pey.

LOL

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:47:35 +0000

coach k fucks tom brady.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:47:13 +0000

*+1 game winning drive…seven plays, 26 yards, 0:43 to get into field goal range**
**this is what legends are made of

+1 kickoff out of bounds on one of the chokingest special teams plays ever to give the Patriots a short field for the win