The Nationals Seem to Be Targeting Kristina Akra, their Attractive Sideline Reporter, With Gatorade Baths
All, Baseball, Media Gossip/Musings, Video April 23rd. 2012, 1:03pm
The Nationals are 12-4 (Jon Heyman was right?) and having a blast … dousing their attractive sideline reporter, Kristina Akra, with gatorade over and over and over:
As you can see, this is something of a pattern now. What’s more, this has now happened three times in eight calendar days. And I don’t see it ending any time soon. Welcome to Washington, Kristina.
Bet the WAGs of the Nationals are thrilled Akra – a former Florida Gators and Miami Heat dancer – is covering the team. [DC Sports Bog]
[vid via Fang's Bites]
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April 23rd, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Holy shit that hair in the third photo is hilarious.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Maybe it was an 80′s themed shoot.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Good God, look how pointy her elbows are in that 4th pic. No way I’d hit that.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:10 PM
That 2nd picture is splendid. Keep it up Natinals!
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:10 PM
What hair?
/ mmmmm, jumblies
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:11 PM
The team needs to put an end to this right now. She should only wear white t-shirts from now on
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:11 PM
I get the whole idea of linking previous posts, but come on TBL. Adam Dunn and Will Nieves aren’t even with the team anymore.
Not relevant at all.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:12 PM
they should nationalize her
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:12 PM
Adam Dunn and Will Nieves aren’t even with the team anymore.
Isn’t most of the roster 25 or under? I wonder how many of them are married yet
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:12 PM
SEO on a bitch!!
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:14 PM
I would like to ask her if she’ll take this next dance.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:14 PM
/ fixed
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Sexist.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:19 PM
If they’re worried about that, I suspect they shit their pants with every road trip.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
CJ if you see this, do yourself and look up the trailer for Magic Mike. Pretty sure I will be seeing that opening weekend despite the presence of Olivia Munn in the movie.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Do yourself a favor!!! A favor!!! Ahhhh!
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:22 PM
She was the sideline reporter during a Providence\Pitt game 2 years ago and I loved her. I then asked her to be my linkedin connection — she accepted!
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:23 PM
If they’re worried about that, I suspect they shit their pants with every road trip.
What could there possibly be to worry about, they’re profesionals….
/Steve Garvey
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:24 PM
CJ if you see this, do yourself and look up the trailer for Magic Mike. Pretty sure I will be seeing that opening weekend despite the presence of Olivia Munn in the movie.
/go on…..
//had to
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:28 PM
and I loved her.
did you lay with her?
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:28 PM
No, I cant. I hate Channing Tatum. He should have stayed a stripper, he looks just like one(read: ugly with big muscles).
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Lotta Angelina Uptons up in here.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:34 PM
BITCH WHERE ARE YOUR HIPS
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Male strippers gross me out, what can I say.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:35 PM
What?! Oh no… That makes me sad.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:37 PM
did someone order a hot dog?
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Now I’m convinced CJ is just fucking with people at this point. No chicks hate C-Tate. Zero. Like, girls ovulate, menstruate, worry about their hair, and love C-Tate. Those are all undeniable facts.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:38 PM
I watched his opening on Saturday night live, I literally threw up in my mouth when he started gyrating.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Kristina’s got a hot sister.
/way to drop the ball TBL
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Kristina’s got a hot sister.
That chick either got bad advice early in her career on how to smile or she perpetually walks around with a permaderp look on her face.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Didn’t you hear? Facts are dead.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:50 PM
It’s ok that she doesn’t like Channing. Different strokes and all that… I’d plow him until I physically could not move anymore.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:50 PM
nice body.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:51 PM
You mean you’d let him plow you…unless he’s into that kind of thing.
Now that I think about it, he’s probably into that kind of thing.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:52 PM
nyet…she is saying she strong with plow. make good wife.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:53 PM
I
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Now that I think about it, he’s probably into that kind of thing.
He’s got his own Joffrey stick for SG to use on him.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Me too
/no homo
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Yeah, I get the gay vibe from him too. But I get that with any dude stripper.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Fucked that up: In the “3 other guys you want to hang out with for a nightto hopefully catch their fall out” the list goes:
Tatum
Zac Efron
Coby Bell
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:57 PM
+1
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:57 PM
She’s the Tom Brady of female commenters.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:58 PM
While I’ve never heard of Coby Bell, I don’t doubt this.
Especially considering there’d probably be a lot of fallout from the 1st two.
Like, 100% of the chicks.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Especially considering there’d probably be a lot of fallout from the 1st two.
Like, 100% of the chicks.
Indeed. That’s why Kanye West would be my first choice
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Every male stripper is gay, and every female stripper is a coke snorting whore.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:00 PM
I dont know who “Coby” is(what a stupid fucking name) but god damn it if I havent fallen in love with Zac Efron in that Lucky One trailer. Im so pissed at myself.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Coby Bell is in The Game and Burn Notice. Felt like evening out the playing field as far as skin color is concerned.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Hey spence could you pass the butter, I need to check the time on my watch face.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:01 PM
sorry, i only have but her.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Come one now, nobody likes a broad brush.
Now if you had said “sexually abused girl with daddy issues”, that’d be a different story.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:03 PM
wasn’t he the main character in roots?
/rimshot
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Justin Timberlake
/no home
/NTTAWWT
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:03 PM
/Bachelor Party’d
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:03 PM
You are really starting to piss me off with how much you seem to hate every name that can’t be found on a Disney mug because they only use anglo-saxon ones. Like, coming off extremely racisty.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Coby Bell is in The Game and Burn Notice. Felt like evening out the playing field as far as skin color is concerned.
That name did sound familiar, Yep, I know who he is. He looks like he’s part white?
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:04 PM
I’ve watched two terrible Zac Efron movies (including Charlie St Cloud) and he is very attractive even though Ed maybe pushing 5’7. His eyes… And everything under his shirt.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:04 PM
I feel I am being unfairly targed for being picky. There are dozens of conventionally good looking actors that I would be all over.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Fucking phone. He’s, not Ed.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
OH GOOD THE RACE CARD. This is a stupid name too.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
She should go by Jacoba. Or Francisca. Those names arent normal ‘disney mug’ ‘anglosaxon’ but they’re pretty bad ass.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Now if you had said “sexually abused girl with daddy issues”, that’d be a different story.
“Daddy come hang out with me!”
“Not now, I’m watching the game.”
“You watch, I’m going to change my name to Cinnamon, and dance naked in front of guys in clear heels!”
/something like that.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Yes, oh mama yes!
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:07 PM
2 straight names of 2 straight black people classified by some tiny white girl from New England named CRACKER as “fucking stupid”. I mean, if the racisty glove fits…
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Damn it. How did I miss the Brady/fashion post?
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Oh go fuck yourself Jersey.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:08 PM
you new here?
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:08 PM
See I couldn’t do this, because as SG well knows, my night would just be me and Zac clowning the shit out of Justin for this mid life crisis he’s going through. Make a fucking album Justin. Play with Fallon some other time.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:09 PM
/no home
/NTTAWWT
That’s my favorite typo in this thread
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:09 PM
This is commonly referred to as the ATL_Badger treatment.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:09 PM
So?
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
“I’ve watched two terrible Zac Efron movies (including Charlie St Cloud) and he is very attractive even though Ed maybe pushing 5’7.
And this was the moment I knew that I would officially be the shortest person at TBL Chicago.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Muahz.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
THIS!!!!
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Kanye was right about him, but it doesn’t change the fact women love him. My wife will watch or listen to anything with him involved.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:12 PM
OH GOOD THE RACE CARD. This is a stupid name too.
Just so you know I had Let’s Go To The Mall stuck in my head all day Saturday because of you.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:12 PM
How tall are you PKI?
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
5’6″
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Haha!!!
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
This is commonly referred to as the ATL_Badger treatment.
CJ dreams of dead toddlers?
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Justin Timberlake is probably my number one crush.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
What ? There’s nothing wrong with being homeless.
/curses autocorrect
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
This is commonly referred to as the ATL_Badger treatment.
C.J. You ever taken a “plump” one home at last call?
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
In college, I had to institute a Britney ban everywhere because of her going crazy and getting fat and just being gross. It was hard, but we persevered, and she came back. I’ve had a Justin ban on for a while. I’m afraid that he may outlast me this time around.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
You should give CJ a call.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
/gets flush
//waves paper in my face like a fan
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Justin Timberlake is probably my number one crush.
He’s a client of the girl who sits next to me at work and she says he is really cool and genuinely nice in person. His father is apparently a total douche though.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
/gets flush
//waves paper in my face like a fan
Nice! I can only think of one girl I ever dated that was shorter than me.
/Wife is 5’9″
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
My hubby is 5’6″ too
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Even with all her crazies, she’s persevered on my JOT list.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:20 PM
omigodomigodomigod what kind of ‘client’? What sort of office do you work in anyway?! (pictures the set of The Client List)
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Soundgarden and Pearl Jam are coming out with a new CD this year. That should erase all worries.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:23 PM
two mega-rich bands full of 40-somethings jaded by 20+ years playing music professionally coming out with a “new album” is totally cause for worry. these things never turn out well.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
What the what?! I need more details immediately.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
We’ll make sure to get you a step stool for TBL Chicago.
/kidding
//only 5′ 10″
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Pearl Jam is my all time favortie, but I still haven’t recovered from that pile of shit which was their new album. Woof.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:26 PM
omigodomigodomigod what kind of ‘client’? What sort of office do you work in anyway?! (pictures the set of The Client List)
Haha private banking client. He came to us once his father retired as head of First Tennessee Bank. No rub and tugs involved, at least as far as I know.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Bunch of midgets and midget lovers in here.
/6’4
//wife 6′
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
This is why I am so worried about Keane’s new album. They haven’t been around as long as those two. BUt apparently they are over being down, and are married and having kids now. Generally that means the music is going to take a nosedive.
/first single released sounds promising though
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Tell me, is height important in bee keeping?
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
my back is kiling me so i’m going to medicate with most of a bag of Jacked Doritos
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
You mean Antonio Comartie?
/McIntyre’d
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
!!!!!
When is this coming out? I love their stuff.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Absolutely. I can stack the crates higher.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
BUt apparently they are over being down, and are married and having kids now. Generally that means the music is going to take a nosedive.
just means their songs wil be about marriage and kids and all that happy shit
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
two mega-rich bands full of 40-somethings jaded by 20+ years playing music professionally coming out with a “new album” is totally cause for worry. these things never turn out well.
The bulk of Pearl Jam was over 40 for Riot Act & Pearl Jam (Avacado album). No complaints on those.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
May 7th I believe. Single out is called Silenced By the Night.
They are also playing a 15 stop tour in America. Had my eye on the NY show but tickets be pricey.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
back still hurts but my mouth is happy
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Absolutely. I can stack the crates higher.
I would have like 10 beehive crates to Ben’s 4
Thinks back to last night when wife put away dishes on top shelf I can’t reach and hangs head.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
A lot of great songs on the self titled CD. Inside Job is a treasure.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
If Pearl Jam wanted more $$$ they’d have more $$$. Obsenely fan friendly band. I’m not worried about them being better or worse because they are mega-rich.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
That’s also where she keeps your testicles.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:38 PM
I found Life Wasted as introspective as Inside Job. The Wasted reprise and lead into Army Reserve are a personal favorite. I wish you could get Inside Job edited down without the exitlude.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:40 PM
BTW, here was the link to the NY Times article on the pesticide that was wrecking some colonies. I know of few of us chatted on that last Friday.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Thanks.
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Here’s another link to a Wired article about using this stuff in landscaping. The only pesticide I used is indoor/outdoor around the perimeter of my house, but I’m gonna have to go check the label now b/c it’s made by Bayer.
If my house gets invaded with plamettos and spiders, my family will gang up on me.
April 23rd, 2012 at 4:01 PM
SHE IS A PROFESSIONAL.