FWIW, Cosell’s mock draft is probably crazy compared to what will happen but he’s not trying to predict what teams are going to do. He’s just positing what he thinks the teams should do

And he has Fleener going to Denver, just TBL does. Not sure what that means.

You don’t know what he’s car is like.

his

Rinse it out first. You don’t want dried shit all over your car door.

You don’t know what he’s car is like.

Update on molemaninthemorning home car repair adventures: I’m going to try and pop out a dent with a plunger later. Fuck yeah.

funny enough, that’s how midwives in missouri pop out newborns.

Or, a few months earlier, the cheapest way to get an abortion.

Rinse it out first. You don’t want dried shit all over your car door.

The Saints are fucked.

Update on molemaninthemorning home car repair adventures: I’m going to try and pop out a dent with a plunger later. Fuck yeah.

funny enough, that’s how midwives in missouri pop out newborns.

just cinch it with a belt

Greg Bensel, Saints vice president of communications, said Monday afternoon on behalf of the Saints and Loomis: “This is 1,000 percent false. This is 1,000 percent inaccurate.”

I don’t trust his math.

the Vikings have been telling any NFL reporter who will listen – anonymously, of course – how they don’t love Kalil. Problem is, absolutely nobody is buying that they don’t love him.

So you think there is no way they could actually draft anyone but Kalil?

I can, however, see the Vikings going with Mo Claiborne

Oh, ok.

This could get interesting.

You know who I feel bad for? The ESPN interns who are going to have to go through every single Saints game, looking for footage of Loomis.

wow, that’s TBL style hyperbole

Who is the white dude pictured up top?

still fili, unfortunately.

/all fat people look alike

This could get interesting.

holy shit snacks, if proven, that’s worse than spygate.

Looks like we’re just a grammatical error away from a TBL Hat Trick.

TBL Hat Trick > some guy named Gordie Howe Hat Trick

Looks like we’re just a grammatical error away from a TBL Hat Trick.

But, we did, albeit barely, meet the SEO-requirement of 5 linked TBL articles.