Demi Lovato … teacher, student, Alabama … if you’ve lived in DC or NOVA, you’ll enjoy this … here’s a bullying story that will make you angry … details of Facebook’s purchase of Instagram … who’s going to see ‘The Cabin in the Woods?‘ … is this the hooker at the center of the Secret Service Scandal? … a 2,000 pound shark was nabbed in Mexico … look, it’s the back of George Zimmerman’s head! With blood! … photos of Derek Jeter’s $18 million NYC apartment … some high school kid in New Hampshire tried to change his grades … two violent felons broke out of jail in Kansas … drunk dudes break into Sea World Australia, swim with Dolphins, then are arrested after putting photos on Facebook … Howard Stern’s lawsuit vs. Sirius has been tossed … check out the Husky Stadium renovation project …

Billionaire owner vs. local columnist. [Paul Allen.com]

Who’s dumber on the Vikings stadium: Dean Urdahl or Jim Souhan? [Minn Post]

MLB fined Chris Perez of the Indians for a tweet. [Plain Dealer]

Sterling Gibbs transfers out of Texas and into Seton Hall. Smart move to upgrade conferences. [Star Ledger]

How does Stanford replace Andrew Luck? [CBS Sports]

Coach K would love a 2-year minimum for college basketball players. [Durham Herald]

Baylor WR Kendall Wright reportedly checked in at 16 percent body fat at the NFL Combine. [Rotoworld]

Man gets out of car his wife and children are in, jumps off a bridge to his death. [Daily Mail]

ESPN is adding John McEnroe as a lead tennis analyst. [USA Today]

That’s a great ad. Might be NSFW, though. [Ads of the World]

Ty Thomas of the Bobcats got mushed by Paul Silas in the locker room recently. [Yahoo Sports]

Bill O’Brien and Penn State are putting together a solid recruiting class. [SI]

Movies based on self-help books. [The Atlantic]

Torii Hunter’s sons are big-time football recruits. [ESPN LA]

Fat Joe performed at opening night of Tony Parker’s club? Radical. [Slam]

Mental note: Don’t try the slip & slide at Coachella next year. [via Herbie]

Blake Griffin missed another dunk!

A lot (!) of bacon on a Burger King hamburger. [via Jimmy Traina]