Here’s What Scouts Were Saying About Robert Griffin III Back in December, Before Everyone Fell in Love With Him
Robert Griffin, NFL draft lightning rod! (Well, this week. Last week? Ryan Tannehill.) By all accounts, he’s a great guy, but with less than a week to the draft, here come the shots at Griffin’s character.
For the large segment of NFL fans who don’t watch college football from September through November, but parachute in for the bowl games (during Christmas parties) and the NFL Combine, here’s a look at what scouts were saying about Griffin before the hype machine went into overdrive.
Back in December, after Robert Griffin won the Heisman but before he passed for a TD, ran for a TD and carved up Washington en route to a 67-point bowl game, this was the scuttlebutt:
“They don’t call plays in the huddle. They walk to the line, the play comes from upstairs to the sideline, and it’s signaled in,” said one NFC executive. “The coordinator upstairs is reading the defense, (Griffin) is not doing that at all. And in the NFL, you’re going to have to be the one reading the defense. You have to know what’s going on at all times. And you have to get him under center, taking 3-, 5- and 7-step drops.”
Another NFC exec said, “It’s a very good system, and they’ve done a heck of a job recruiting for it. … But it’s simple, and he’ll have to adjust. He’s really smart, accepted to law school and all that, but it’ll be an adjustment. … You’re not gonna come in and put him in a Peyton [Manning] offense.”
Fortunately, the Redskins don’t run a “Peyton Manning offense.” So RGIII will be alright … right?
“That offense made things simple on him,” said the scout. “Because he’s such a running threat, he saw soft coverage, you didn’t see defensive ends bending the corner to get him. They played him different to keep him in the pocket, and as a result, he got passing lanes he may not get in the pros. It’s a problem, because he’s got average-to-below-average size. The Vick comparison is there, because you figure he’ll miss games (due to injury), but you can’t tell him not to run, because that’s what makes him special.”
The scout continued that, “There’s gonna be a significant development period. Him moreso than anyone. You can’t fault him for what they didn’t ask him to do. I think he’s capable of it. But it’s natural as a talent evaluator to want to see it.”
There’s no question Griffin will be taken 2nd. There’s no question Griffin is a fascinating playmaker. But in 3-4 years will he be worth the two 1st round picks the Redskins gave up? [NFL Network]

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April 20th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
What’s his girlfriend look like? If she’s ugly, it means he lacks confidence.
/Moneyball’d
April 20th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
*Sigh*
April 20th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
So the scouts said what everyone already knows.
He’s talented, but the offense they ran at Baylor wasn’t the most sophisticated.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Haters gonna hate
April 20th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
He’s already engaged apparently. Still don’t understand why you’d want to be tied down in that situation. Especially coming to DC where everyone is already sweating your nuts big time.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
He’s really smart, accepted to law school and all that
Mentally, he’s like Allen Page of this draft.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
Scouting Reporting On Kelechi Usemele: “I just don’t know if football is that important to him. He was raised by women, which bothers me. I mean, how tough can he be? It’s not his fault, but it’s still reality.”
Not all scouts know what they are talking about.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Reminds me of thr back lash about Cam Newton going #1 this time last year. “He ran a simple offense” “He didn’t read coverages” “He was a selfish player”. Typical and generic “wash, rinse & repeat” story by media members.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
At least he doesn’t leave his receivers out to dry like Luck has done his whole career.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
He’s already engaged apparently. Still don’t understand why you’d want to be tied down in that situation. Especially coming to DC where everyone is already sweating your nuts big time.
She’s got nice boobs, but her face isn’t anything special. Based on that, I bet Griffin will be a bust in the NFL.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
For the large segment of NFL fans who don’t watch college football from September through November, but parachute in for the bowl games (during Christmas parties)
If you are one of these people, I want to meet you. NFL fan, but doesnt watch college football UNLESS you are at a christmas party.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
This is the motherfucking worst time of year for sports, it’s not the sites fault the whole internet sucks right now, fuck
April 20th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
This is why I don’t pay attention to the draft at all. There’s only two story arcs.
1) Player is well known and highly touted in college, as draft approaches scouts begin to question flaws
2) Player is lesser known or had disappointing end to college career, as draft approaches scouts begin to talk themselves into him being successful
April 20th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
sorry, I’m so board I’ve considered killing a hobo today
April 20th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
im actually kind of confused as to why more teams don’t…it’s a small set of basic plays every team runs and if you have a three plays to choose from, you should be able to adjust based on fundamental keys.
it’d take time to really hum, but it makes a lot more sense than shoving a complicated system micromanaged by a coach or OC down a bunch of young players’ throats in two years before the threat of being fired makes everyone either get it or crumble under the pressure of being replaced.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
As I wrote here about Todd Maronvich’s bowels there are different ways to evaluate QBS. I just hope he doesn’t cry. New money always cries.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Is this a meme I missed?
April 20th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Well we know what feature he likes best in women.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
It is AMAZING how many “scouts” are wrong about him not being a pass first QB.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Skin color? Dude, that is so racist. Even Husker wouldn’t go that far.
/nods at mole
April 20th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Brain?
April 20th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
+1 700 page playbook.
/Al Saunders
April 20th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Well we know what feature he likes best in women.
Brain?
So you’re saying white women are smarter?
April 20th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
dear God, man.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
It’s because he’s so athletic!
/things racists say
April 20th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
That evaluation of Griffin was pretty spot on. There is nothing defamatory about him. He’s got great tools, but they aren’t the “normal” NFL QB tools.
He can throw, but he hasn’t had to read D nor has he played press D like he will see in the NFL.
I think he is worth drafting high, because the opportunity for him to be great is good enough to risk it. But, if he can’t read D or get the ball through the lineman, then he is a bust waiting to happen.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
the Redskins don’t run a “Peyton Manning offense.”
They did try the Fun ‘n Gun a while back.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
What the fuck? Two dipshits in my fantasy league dropped “stud” pitchers today (one Wainwright, one Matt Moore). What the fuck (reiterated)? Which one would you guys rather have?
April 20th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
I know beating a dead horse is a sports blog’s M.O. but I am so fucking sick of this non-story.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
…and now it’s bore and snore.
/i got nothing
April 20th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
this is what happens when players play against nick holt’s AWESOME defense.
/hope you readin this holt
//hope you get aids and die in a fire
April 20th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
I have had “Lets go to the Mall” stuck in my head ALL DAMN DAY. Somebody name another song I can start humming.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Do you guys kow who is really clueless about this story? Beekeepin’ Ben.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Sand Castles in the Sand. I think that’s the other Robin Sparkles hit.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
I have had “Lets go to the Mall” stuck in my head ALL DAMN DAY. Somebody name another song I can start humming.
We are Young.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
Robert Griffin, NFL draft lightning rod! (Well, this week. Last week? Ryan Tannehill.) By all accounts, he’s a great guy, but with less than a week to the draft, here come the shots at Griffin’s character.
Noun, Link. (Rhetorical Question Noun Link).
/Going to start linking my comments to previous comments
//SEO COMMENT MADNESS
April 20th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Keggs N Eggs will now lambaste the scouts and execs for this hit job. HE’S THE BEST EVAR!!
April 20th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
I have had “Lets go to the Mall” stuck in my head ALL DAMN DAY. Somebody name another song I can start humming.
Oh man I watched this episode the other night too now its stuck in my head.
/Robin is wrapping!
April 20th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Try the opening music from “American Bandstand.”
April 20th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Matt Moore, without a doubt
April 20th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
not all QB’s know when they shouldn’t try for a home run versus a high percentage 10-15 yard slant over the middle when down by 10 points with 5 minutes to play.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Oh that’s sure to get stuck in my brain now. Thanks!
April 20th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Sand Castles in the Sand. I think that’s the other Robin Sparkles hit.
Van der Beek is amazing in that one. “Her parents just put in a jacuzz”
April 20th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
I’m gonna rock your body till Canada Day!
April 20th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Matt Moore, without a doubt
I would actually take Wainwright although I expect them both to get a lot better than they have shown.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
if Griffin isn’t that good they will have plenty of high first round picks in the future they can trade away all over again.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
I’m gonna rock your body till Canada Day!
It saddens me that I laugh so much harder at the reruns than during the new ones. They have completely screwed up using Marshall and Robin this season.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
I’m so glad I’ve never heard of Let’s Go to the Mall.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Always a good choice.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
matt moore if it’s a keeper
Wainwright if it’s not.
who knows if moore will even be pitching in the majors come september with the innings limits and what not.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
I got 99 Luft Balons playing here.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
You know me all too well.
EIC, I thought you were of the opinion this was already an overpay, regardless the outcome?
/back to the hives
April 20th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
I’m so glad I’ve never heard of Let’s Go to the Mall.
You’re too old for the mall anyway.
/yesterday’d
April 20th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Pfft, it’s no may 24. Drinking is fun.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Believe he pitched 170 last year, so if he gets up to 195-200, that should take him into September.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
I like the cut of that dog’s jib.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
We’re goin’ hoppin’ (Hop)
We’re goin’ hoppin’ today
Where things are poppin’ (Pop)
The Philadelphia way
We’re gonna drop in (Drop)
On all the music they play
On the Bandstand (Bandstand)
April 20th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
I don’t have any music suggestions, but here’s Anthony Hopkins as Alfred Hitchcock: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20120419/Anthony%20Hopkins%20Hitchcock/big_anthony-hopkins-alfred-hitchcock-0.html
April 20th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Hey pet owners… have any of you ever used the Furminator brush?
April 20th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
EIC, I thought you were of the opinion this was already an overpay, regardless the outcome?
Dude, you’re clueless
April 20th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Do you guys kow who is really clueless about this story? Beekeepin’ Ben. Dirt
I missed the birth of this meme and keep seeing it. Mostly from Dirt. What is the origin story?
April 20th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
TBL asked ben condescendingly what he does, i think it was mole who said “beekeeper.”
April 20th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
that looks like something my dog would hate, but i hate the clumps of hair i find on my stairs more.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Non-keeper, kaiser. My staff is studly, IMO (Strasburg, J. Johnson, Bumgarner, Beachy, Luebke)
I was leaning towards Wainwright but I’ll be happy with either.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Nope.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
well shit.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
I missed the birth of this meme and keep seeing it. Mostly from Dirt. What is the origin story?
you need to step it up and get on here more often…
April 20th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Yeah innings limits don’t really matter in my league. We have a silly 180 starts limit.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
I want to say St. Bear, or maybe SC.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Wife’s parents use one on their old Husky mix guy, and it’s pretty insane. It’s like removing a whole extra dog.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
THIS
April 20th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Gotta give credit to where credit is due. Mantis Toboggan
April 20th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Girlfriend uses it on her dog with no problem.
I prefer these. My labs love getting brushed with it.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
A friend of mine got these puppies. Awwww!
April 20th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Moore threw 170 innings last year, so his innings really aren’t that limited this year.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Ben also asked a pretty legitimate question in a Wisconsin post the other day and TBL chimed in with:
April 20th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
DOGGIES
April 20th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Besides being extremely petty, the most troubling thing about this response was the insinuation that TBL wants to block people for having a different opinion than his.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
My lab/rotty mix loves this thing.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Clueless Ben The Beekeeper is a fantastic commenter name. This was also a good burn:
Ben, the biggest critic with all the answers
April 20th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
i love how TBL hates ben with a passion but won’t ban him because “he’s not worth the effort” but jpq and taguchi are both dead forever.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Thanks, everyone. I missed the beekeeper part but I remember thining, “Fucking McIntyre is being a dick this morning.” After reading the Clueless Ben post. It was also the first I recall seeing Ben comment. So, how in the hell would he be the most uninformed TBL commenter? I’ve been here a long time and this Ben guy is new. I should have earned that title.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
I still don’t know why.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
I’m hoping this thing will get a decent amount of hair off my cat in the amount of time it takes him to get annoyed, flip over and start attacking the brush.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
lol
April 20th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
That one was for me questioning a post that went up about why the Broncos site wasn’t covered with Manning rumors when he hadn’t been signed yet. I think that one also had ‘most clueless commenter’ in it as well. Seemed a pretty legitimate critique to me.
You got me. He blocked me on Twitter awhile back for the same kind of question. I have since forgotten the details on that one because I only noticed I was blocked after a few days when I hadn’t seen any biceps in my Twitter feed.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
I still don’t know why.
I know why — because he’s clueless, misinformed and god knows what he does for a living.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
KEEPING BEES IS A HOBBY NOT A PROFESSION.
gawd.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
You got me. He blocked me on Twitter awhile back for the same kind of question. I have since forgotten the details on that one because I only noticed I was blocked after a few days when I hadn’t seen any biceps in my Twitter feed.
Nice to meet you. So, you didn’t call him names or curse at him? He just banned you for asking a question?
April 20th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Wow.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
KEEPING BEES IS A HOBBY NOT A PROFESSION.
Not if you are Beekeeper Ben. He cherishes his work.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Fuckin’ beekeepers. Think they know everything.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
SG there’s always this fallback for shedding.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
When I write a post with 800 words, people act like I’ve written something by Dostoevsky. Yet I say to keep it to 40 words or less (40*32 = 1280, still a lengthy post) and you bunch of future sci fi novelists have it at 2,500 words. Sorry, I know you all are funny, but nobody will read your comments if it is 2500 words.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
-It’s awfully quiet around here. If you know what I mean.
-Um no, I’m afraid I don’t.
-Bees make lots of noise. NO NOISE, suggests no bees.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
that’s fucking funny.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Well Jason, how else do you expect us* to get noticed? This is a commenter’s time to shine.
*us as commenters, not me though because I didn’t write anything
April 20th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Sorry, I know you all are funny, but nobody will read your comments if it is 2500 words.
/reads Lisk’s comment
//feels devastated
///presses and holds ‘backspace’
////sighs
April 20th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
eating a lot of honey makes you uninformed….just look at pooh bear
April 20th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
I liked whoever said that Lisk was turning hell. Well done.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
I missed that the 1st go around, but sent you an edited version.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
your math sucks…40 words for the comment. plus two to three words per team (except for the new york flukeball fagfrauds) plus your intro and shit…and boom, there’s the missing 1,220 words.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
tumblr = BLOCKED
April 20th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
That was me.
Though his point on the draft is solid, no way in hell am I reading through a paragraph for each team. I’m WAY too tired at seven thirty on a Friday night for that.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
if ignorance is bliss, bitch better have my honey.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
It’s the corgi getting vacuumed.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Well Jason, how else do you expect us* to get noticed? This is a commenter’s time to shine.
This segues nicely into JMac humorously asserting one day that all commenters just want to be noticed so that we can have a blog of our own.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Black printed tshirt under a button down, Spencer? REALLY?
April 20th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Nobody reads the comments. Or the posts. Basically everyone just looks at pictures.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
This segues nicely into JMac humorously asserting one day that all commenters just want to be noticed so that we can have a blog of our own.
sounds like the jim rome show
April 20th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
I could’ve lobbed a 3000 word f-bomb regarding Jerry Jones. I kept it as terse as possible.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
mole…it was my grandfathers bday party thing, and it’s navy blue, not black. the fuck do i care how i look around family?
April 20th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Lisk, save yourself. Just dump the whole thing. Make sure you block Clay on Twitter first before you do it.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
sounds like the jim rome show
/racks Charske
April 20th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Fair, fair.
/still judging
April 20th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
For old time’s sake
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/todd-charske/3/717/bb0
April 20th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
mole…it was my grandfathers bday party thing, and it’s navy blue, not black. the fuck do i care how i look around family?
as long as you cut off the sleeves you’re fine
/jmac
April 20th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Ahhhh, sushi for lunch. Great way to end the workweek.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
April 20th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Actually, Krypton Trade Research & Fine Chemicals Imp Exp Co Ltd. would make a solid commenter name.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Todd Charske, President and CEO
Bucket Chemical Transport Services
April 20th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
I think I’m gonna grab a six pack to enjoy during the pens game, any suggestions? I can’t afford Rolling Rock — too expensive.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
At this point, I feel like RG3 must have hit on JMac’s wife. Nothing else could possibly explain the lengths he is going to degrade RG3. The whole thing is comical.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
I’m debating my lunch choice. Think I might just go 7/11 (never forget) sandwich and then throw down on a burger at the bar tonight. Choices, man. Bitches, man, bitches.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Origin Story: I started posting a few years ago (2007ish), but under a different name (Ben60657, old zipcode) earlier. I was out for a couple years (still read site) when I took a new job and the place had TBL blocked but have been back more for the last few months with a new company.
As far as Twitter, I absolutely don’t just go around calling people dicks or assholes or stupid, it’s pointless. He linked to some post with a rather large error (don’t remember which) and I RT with a question about it. Boom, that was it.
Charske looks remarkably like a fellow beekeeper I know.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Todd Charske epitomizes “suburban douche”
April 20th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
@ Jay V
you gonna do a Derby breakdown this year?
April 20th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
and it’s navy blue, not black.
Officer I wasn’t going 85 mph, I was going 83.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
There’s always Lionshead.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
“How a one blog effort landed Rex Ryan a real Heisman winner.”
April 20th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Whoa, let’s not get crazy here. He’s no Teague Egan.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Todd Charske epitomizes “suburban douche FELON”
April 20th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Bottle of rum maybe in order tonight.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
There’s always Lionshead.
Lionshead is a great choice for a buzz on a budget. I was gonna go with Eliot Ness because that’s my goto for these scenarios.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
I think I’m gonna grab a six pack to enjoy during the pens game, any suggestions? I can’t afford Rolling Rock — too expensive.
Paint thinner and glue are pretty cheap.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
by all means, go right ahead. having to look nice for work takes all my allotted effort for fashion. everything else in the wardrobe is of a navy blue, gray or black variant for simplicity’s sake.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
I’m going to go home and mow the lawn. Luckily the tractor has a cupholder that fits a bottle of beer in a coozie very nicely.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
I like Beekeeper Ben, even though he’s a clueless assclown. We’re twitter besties.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Todd Charske epitomizes “suburban douche FELON”
I wonder if any of the 9 people who recommended him know that. Or perhaps those are all people he met in the joint.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
I’ll fight with you on this. Having to wear a tie everyday makes me dress like a vagrant when I’m not at work.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Wasn’t Rolling Rock the beer when TBL said it was ‘classy’?
April 20th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
can i at least get a bonus point for it being this shirt?
/team bonds
April 20th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Somewhere…Todd Fuhrman has actually asked me to help him out with a betting guide, so at the very least you’ll be able to read my analysis there.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
How the hell is Elliot Ness cheaper than Rolling Rock?
/two dollar Labatts all night tonight fuck yeah
April 20th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
People still buy 6 packs? 30 case or GTFO
April 20th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Wasn’t Rolling Rock the beer when TBL said it was ‘classy’?
I think he said it was premium or something like that. It caused quite the hearty gut laugh.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Hahahaha okay I knew I had to be missing something.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
You guys all need a goddamn hug today.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
I tried to find Ben on twitter but all of my beekeeper searches turned up nothing unfortunately.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
People still buy 6 packs? 30 case or GTFO
You sound like me when I was 23.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
I NEED A GOD DAMNED BONG RIP IS WHAT I NEED.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
I went to the distributor in Lawrenceville next to the Shop n Save Murder Mart last night for the first time, figured it was a shithole, it’s fucking awesome. HUUUUUGE selection. Never have to go anywhere else now.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
How the hell is Elliot Ness cheaper than Rolling Rock?
I was trying to reference that obscure TBL post when he said Rolling Rock was a classy beer.
People still buy 6 packs? 30 case or GTFO
My buddies are going to the game and we’re going out right when they get home — no sense in buying a bunch of beers that no one will drink.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Thank you. Why buy a 6-pack or a fifth when you can just as easily, and more economically, buy a case or a handle? Then if you want 7 or 15 beers that night, you have the option.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Someone say fashion?
April 20th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
You guys all need a goddamn hug today.
I wouldn’t want to wrinkle your argyle sweater.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
I NEED A GOD DAMNED BONG RIP IS WHAT I NEED.
i’d say something about 4/20, but apparently law dont go ’round here law dog…
April 20th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Buy a 6 pack of some 10% alcohol shit as your pregame. That way, you’re basically in the bag before you leave, and you can switch to shit beer for the rest of the night.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Just a purple button down today. Untucked, sleeves rolled up, of course.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Thank you. Why buy a 6-pack or a fifth when you can just as easily, and more economically, buy a case or a handle? Then if you want 7 or 15 beers that night, you have the option.
When craft breweries start putting their products in cases, then I’ll see about doing that. But as the world exists right now only cheap, mass-market beer comes in cases.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
I think I’m going to Sonny’s after the game, gotta get some pickle shots mang.
/Purple and white linen Hickey Freeman shirt
//Seven button flys
///Obscenely expensive woven shoes
April 20th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
because this is for people with self control. i dont buy alcohol often, but a quarter lasts me about as long as a half ounce because when i have a half ounce, i lack the ability to not roll joints the size of my middle finger.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Well, I am. Plus one year. I don’t think I’ve seen anyone I know buy a 6 pack in my life. 12 is usually the bare minimum.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
I have about 20 Miller Lite pounders in the fridge. I don’t want to drink them during the game.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Say what? That’s completely inaccurate.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
We’re describing what we’re wearing now? Sure ok. Pink Brooks Brothers button down, tucked in. Dark wash jeans and ostrich skin boots.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
If you’re going to drink beer that tastes like feet sweat, at least go with American.
So from that perspective, Rolling Rock > Heineken
/they both taste like shit.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
When craft breweries start putting their products in cases, then I’ll see about doing that. But as the world exists right now only cheap, mass-market beer comes in cases.
This, fine sir, is beer snobbery of the highest order
April 20th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Say what? That’s completely inaccurate.
Then give me an example. I’m yet to see Dogfish Head, or Flying Dog, or Ommegang, or Brooklyn Brewery in anything bigger than a 12.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
So from that perspective, Rolling Rock > Heineken
/they both taste like shit.
Agreed.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Poorly done on my part – that was the joke. I will drink whatever is in the house until it is gone or I pass out.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
I don’t drink those fancy micro beers.
/runs
April 20th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
I don’t buy beer that comes in anything larger than 6-packs.
I doubt you’ve ever heard of it, anyway.
/sipster
April 20th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
This, fine sir, is beer snobbery of the highest order
I’m like a new money beer snob. Sometimes I like drinking a nice IPA or trying out something new. But if I’m at the bar, or playing pong, tailgating, ect. I’ll crush light domestic beer like it’s going out of style. I know people who wont even drink it.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Here’s Dogfish
Here’s Flying Dog.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Fuck the haters. Miller Lite FTW.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Lisk, save yourself. Just dump the whole thing. Make sure you block Clay on Twitter first before you do it.
I need WWoS’ comment on drafting that one guy that he selected. Then it’s done.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
This, fine sir, is beer snobbery of the highest order
Well it works out nicely then because I’m a beer snob. Albeit I’m one who has no problem drinking cheap stuff. But I’m merely stating that no craft brewery that I am aware of sells stuff in a grocery store in cases. Cases by definition are at least 24 beers. If I’m wrong about that, I’ve no problem being so, just someone show me.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
BL ‘Nums 4 Life.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
nice jeans (read: jeans that i only wear to work on casual friday), blue shirt w sleeves rolled up, boat shoes.
if loving boat shoes is wrong, i don’t care because im white.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Sam Adams makes cases.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Here’s Dogfish
Here’s Flying Dog.
Well that’s glorious. But are those available in most stores or are those amounts you can only get in a warehouse store or something like that?
April 20th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Sunlight destroys beers taste. Essentially if you are drinking out of a clear bottle or green bottle marketing is more important to you than taste.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Sam Adams makes cases.
Sam Adams is not a craft brewery.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
High five on the boat shoes.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
I have been on a Stella kick as of late…
/awaits ridicule
April 20th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
This results in me waking up with half a beer on my nightstand in the morning. Happens every fucking weekend.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Really? What would you consider it?
April 20th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER WWOS AND TURN IN YOUR COMMENT
April 20th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
I dig Stella every now and then.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Should have added: In my opinion.
I like Sam Adams, but they are a rather large, national brewery with a huge distributorship list. When I say craft brewery, I’m speaking more about smaller breweries with only regional distribution at best. Maybe that’s not a fair definition, but whatever.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
ms I know in PA that cases of everything are available because of the beer distributor laws.
I think it’s a store choice. The cases are normally four six packs in my experience anyway.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
I have been on a Stella kick as of late…
/awaits ridicule
Why? Ain’t nothing wrong with Stella.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Really? What would you consider it?
I wouldn’t consider it a Craft brewery. It’s huge.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Adams_(beer)
April 20th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Boat shoes are great and no one can tell me otherwise.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Sunlight destroys beers taste. Essentially if you are drinking out of a clear bottle or green bottle marketing is more important to you than taste.
there is no sunlight in my garage refrigerator
April 20th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
A beer argument? Those NEVER happen on this site!!
April 20th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
My girlfriend likes Stella, so I’ve been drinking it more. It’s growing on me.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Straub beer. 18 bucks for a case of bottles. PINT bottles. It has zero preservatives and even in dark bottles you can’t expose it to light. It goes bad in less than a week. But oh man can I drink it fast.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
ms I know in PA that cases of everything are available because of the beer distributor laws.
I think it’s a store choice. The cases are normally four six packs in my experience anyway.
Gotcha. The stores I go to here rarely carry anything but the big brands in case form. So my statement was based on that experience.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
I think craft breweries are the ones that don’t pollute NFL games by their amateur advertisement.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
All of those are available in cases within one mile of my present location. Maybe it’s a Texas thing. But in Pennsylvania, I can’t think of a single bottled beer that I can’t purchase by the case.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Women get into arguments, guys have discussions.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Hahaha same here man. We stole four of the baller ass Stella glasses from a wedding recently too, so we do it right.
Bar I play trivia at has 2.50 Stellas, solid deal.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
A beer argument? Those NEVER happen on this site!!
Glad you were able to skip over from the butt plug discussion long enough to join us.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
True.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
All of those are available in cases within one mile of my present location. Maybe it’s a Texas thing. But in Pennsylvania, I can’t think of a single bottled beer that I can’t purchase by the case.
Based on what mole said a few comments ago, it sounds like it’s a difference between distribution laws in each state.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Is there a discounted case price, or is it just 4 x 6 pack price?
April 20th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
You know what craft beer sucks? Breckenridge.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
I always keep my fridge stocked with High Life. But I also get down on the craft beers. Bell’s Hopslam is the shiz.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
imma start a brurry and my case is going to be 3 8 packs. with hookers. and blackjack. you know what…forget the brurry.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Well in PA buying a six pack is mad expensive because you have to buy them from bars. But it’s still pretty expensive, I’ve paid forty bucks for a case of beer before.
Their vanilla porter is the worst beer ever made.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
What’s a boat shoe?
April 20th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
This right here. Bell’s as a whole is pretty fucking delicious.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
The “garage?” Hey fellas, the “garage!” Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.
April 20th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Boat Shoes
April 20th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Bell’s Oberon sucks ass though.
YEAH I SAID IT
April 20th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
It’s fucking gross. There are so many beers that they make that I have a bitter beer face for.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
My steals glasses when she’s wasted. We have 8 of those really nice Le Fin Du Monde glasses. Some of the really nice etched glass peroni glasses, and a few of the Bass big ol pint glasses. Those are sweet.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Is there a wheat beer that doesn’t?
April 20th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
On the way to visit my folks tonight, I’m picking up sixers of Deschutes Red Chair and Avery IPA. I feel like destroying something beautiful.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
did you mean to say “your klepto wife?”
April 20th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Most of it is. Oberon is a bit on the sweet side for me. But it’s not bad on a hot summer day. I’d rather have something on the stronger side though.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
I did. Thanks for catching that.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Is there a wheat beer that doesn’t?
Wheat beers have their place. But most of them do suck.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
I would definitely do this if given an opportunity as well.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Goose Island 312 is alright.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Often I am too drunk to finish it without incident. So I’ll walk it home and finish on the way. Nothing like waking up wearing a shirt covered in Guinness because you smuggled a half full pint under your coat and it spilled every time the cab stopped.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
This made me laugh. I have friend that does this all the time. We’ll be walking to our next destination and he’ll pull a half full miller lite out of his coat pocket. He’s like a magician!
April 20th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Woof. I’m glad I only wear sneakers.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
PA has odd laws. You can only buy 6-packs from bars from the most part, though places are starting to circumvent the law by becoming a de facto deli, and getting 6-pack licenses that way. Cases are definitely cheaper than buying 4 6-packs…but I paid $46 for a case of Bells Two Hearted earlier this week.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Sounds a bit steep. But craft beer ain’t cheep.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
I think Hopslam is about that much too. I’m not sure, because the shit is always gone by the time I try to buy it.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
i had that once, it tasted like it was brewed with rancid vanilla extract.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
One of my old roommates does this every time we go out. Pint glasses or highballs, he just walks right out with it. Tried to bring a full drink from a bar into a strip club once, shockingly we were asked to leave. Puritans.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Yeah, the hopslam is really expensive. And usually it’s impossible to find.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Buying beer at a price (~$2/beer) at which I can drink Miller Lite pints at a bar is insane.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
So…is this TBL Midday?
April 20th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
2 buck pints? Damn, that’s cheap.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
2 buck pints of Miller Lite as well as Labatts tonight actually, fuck yeah.
Gotta love all the hockey game deals in this city.
April 20th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
I scored a case of HopSlam in February. Price was $68.