FIFA is Building a $198 Million Underground Museum, Because It Can
FIFA has $1.2 billion in cash reserves. It is no surprise they found a stupid way to spend it. Soccer’s governing body is building a $198 million underground museum next to FIFA headquarters, which will have “3D animations, interactive games, trophies… everything a football fan could wish for.” Because soccer fans wish for tacky museums.
According to Sepp Blatter, ”it is high time that world football had a meeting place for its millions of fans.” Exactly, it’s not as though the world is littered with stadiums where they can congregate.
The only surprising thing will be if all $198 million goes to construction costs and all of the 120 jobs it creates are legitimate and filled through fair hiring practices.
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April 20th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Can’t Sepp Blatter just quit, or die?
April 20th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
You’re the best Sepp. The best.
April 20th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Never change, Sepp.
April 20th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Yep, this is exactly what soccer fans have been clamoring for Sepp! Way to be in tune with the people!
April 20th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Yep, this is exactly what soccer fans have been clamoring for Sepp! Way to be in tune with the people!
April 20th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Yep, this is exactly what soccer fans have been clamoring for Sepp! Way to be in tune with the people!
April 20th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Clearest ruse to fund a supervillain’s lair ever.
April 20th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
This kitten has the right idea.
April 20th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
I love sweater kittens
April 20th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
I swear I only hit submit once too, damn it.
/kicks rock at ms621
April 20th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
so you’re saying this is exactly what soccer fans have been clamoring for?
April 20th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
For the last 5 years I have been waking up hoping that today was the day a FIFA museum was going to be built. For 5 years I started my days in disappointment. Well you know what? Tomorrow I will wake up happy thanks to Sepp!
April 20th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
Why no Yardwork today? I need something to complain about.
April 20th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Yep, this is exactly what soccer fans have been clamoring for Sepp! Way to be in tu-
/Lisk’d
April 20th, 2012 at 6:46 PM
My lord this man is out of touch with humanity.