Comments on: There is Something Rotten in the State of Florida – Or at Least on the Miami Heat Bench

By: BeerMan

BeerMan — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:37:37 +0000

Funny this thread should come about. I got to work and was waiting in the elevator bay. Elevator opens, one guy steps out. I step onto the elevator and it smells like complete shit. I was about to step out of the elevator as the doors closed but a I heard a woman walking towards the elevator and didn’t want her to get on there with me already on there or seeing me get off.

I held my breath for the 12 flight ascent.

By: chicago

chicago — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:12:25 +0000

the gym is bad too because most folks are breathing hard, and half of them are there stylin for the opposite sex

If I’m running on a treadmill I’ll let em fly the whole run.

By: chicago

chicago — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:10:57 +0000

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t make a mean Gold Rush.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:03:42 +0000

during my flying days, if you cut one in the cockpit, it lingered way too long. If everyone else had to put on their oxygen masks, you know you “polluted” the airplane.

Usually, post-flight, you owed your fellow crew dogs a cold one if you cut one loose during a sortie.

By: chicago

chicago — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:01:53 +0000

My love for Joakim knows no bounds.

By: Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:01:03 +0000

and thats the kind of old fart comment that takes all the potential fun out of this thread

don’t let me stop you man. pull the blanket over our head and let loose

By: Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:00:14 +0000

srod the worst are elevators of course, but the gym is bad too because most folks are breathing hard, and half of them are there stylin for the opposite sex

By: YYSA

YYSA — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:59:09 +0000

and thats the kind of old fart comment that takes all the potential fun out of this thread

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:58:12 +0000

Call your “howdies”, dawg.

That’s way outta line.

By: Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:55:25 +0000

Guys think it’s funny when someone passes gas. Sorry ladies, but it’s the truth.

not me. my position is clear on this. farts are not funny or to be shared with your significant other because…

IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND IT COMES FROM YOUR ASS!!

also, there are not many behaviors more despicable than someone bombing a public place. not only does it stink, but everyone is afraid that everyone else thinks he or she did it