Pregnant, Nagging Wife to Blame For Memphis Coach Josh Pastner’s Recruiting Violation
On Tuesday night, the University of Memphis men’s basketball Twitter account tweeted the words, “Tony parker.” Minutes later, the tweet was deleted, but the damage was done. It turns out Memphis coach Josh Pastner was trying to search for Parker – a 6′ 9″ 270-pound center from Georgia who has yet to commit – and accidentally tweeted his name. The errant tweet was a secondary NCAA recruiting violation. From the Commercial Appeal:
My wife was yelling at me because I was on the phone too loud. I was waking (the couple’s infant daughter) up and waking my wife up because I had the TV on. She was complaining that I not only woke my daughter up, but I also woke the baby inside her up because she’s pregnant.
“So I was waking everybody up, I was getting yelled at and on top of that I was thinking, ‘What’s going on with recruiting?’ and ‘Who am I going to hire?’ and I made a mistake.”
Poor Josh Pastner. Having to deal with the NCAA, student athletes and a pregnant wife. I’m guessing when his wife sees this story, the yelling will start all over again.
[Commercial Appeal, US PRESSWIRE]

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April 19th, 2012 at 7:18 PM
I’m guessing when his wife sees this story, the yelling will start all over again.
Hilarious!
You married guys have my admiration, and my condolences.
Ya think Bobby Knight ever went through this? “Hey, I’m trying to talk Larry Bird into not transferring to Indiana State, and I got the little woman in the background, nagging me.”
Times are changing, indeed.
April 19th, 2012 at 7:33 PM
Dude needs to:
A) tone out the wife
B) learn how to multi-task
C) see A above
April 19th, 2012 at 7:33 PM
Poor Josh Pastner. Having to deal with the NCAA, student athletes and a pregnant wife. I’m guessing when his wife sees this story, the yelling will start all over again.
He’ll also be sleeping on the couch. Getting exiled to the living room couch in my house has a double meaning: three cats who are used to being fed at 6:30am will start crawling all over you at around 5:30 just to remind you that you should be getting up soon to open their cans of paté. So not only do you not get to sleep in bed, but you are also doomed to an early wake up call.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:05 PM
Ugh. Cats. If my wife gets up early or I’m home late from work, I’ll sleep on the coach/guest bed. My own space, and I get to sleep in, and the dog won’t wake me up until my wife leaves for work and she gets lonely.
I’m actually considering getting a cat to kill the voles outside, but I’m fairly certain I’d just be inadvertantly feeding the coyote or giant owl (my wife is allergic to cats and we both dont like them, so we’d never have one in the house).
April 19th, 2012 at 8:05 PM
Ugh. Cats. If my wife gets up early or I’m home late from work, I’ll sleep on the coach/guest bed. My own space, and I get to sleep in, and the dog won’t wake me up until my wife leaves for work and she gets lonely.
I’m actually considering getting a cat to kill the voles outside, but I’m fairly certain I’d just be inadvertantly feeding the coyote or giant owl (my wife is allergic to cats and we both dont like them, so we’d never have one in the house).
April 19th, 2012 at 8:14 PM
cats fucking rule
and i have no problem with the couch. the key is the right couch. long and firm baby
April 19th, 2012 at 8:16 PM
He’s a NCAA D1 hoops coach – they make great money, why would that woman be working and giving him any grief at all, about anything, ever?
/know your role
April 19th, 2012 at 8:18 PM
That’s not something that just happens on sitcoms?
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Why didn’t he just claim he was looking for a Spurs boxscore?
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:20 PM
sounds like a real cunt.