Bobby Petrino Told Arkansas Dorrell Affair Began Last Fall, Ended in Early February

Bobby Petrino told Arkansas Athletic Director Jeff Long his relationship with Jessica Dorell began last fall and ended sexually in early February, before she was hired in late March.
His timing should be open to skepticism and not just because it was him uttering the words. According to Long’s notes, Dorrell thought the relationship would have continued had the motorcycle crash not happened. They were in the motorcycle crash together. They were also were on flights together in February and March.
Here are some other tid bits. The romance began when “she said are you going to kiss me?” as they ate lunch together in a car. Dorrell mentioned “5-6 gifts” of candy including an apparent reference to Hot Tamales.
Have a hunch we’re going to learn far more than we ever wanted to about Bobby Petrino’s methods of seduction in the weeks to come.


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April 19th, 2012 at 7:36 PM
I wonder if he pulled the old hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag at the movies…
April 19th, 2012 at 7:40 PM
and then he kissed her….
/
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April 19th, 2012 at 7:43 PM
damn. never figured Petrino for a player.
April 19th, 2012 at 7:57 PM
This sounds like a cheesy 70s-era TV movie, shot in soft focus, with Firefall or Poco or Bread songs on the soundtrack. Maybe some David Soul…
/”Goodbye, I Love You”d
April 19th, 2012 at 7:58 PM
Have a hunch we’re going to learn far more than we ever wanted to about Bobby Petrino’s methods of seduction in the weeks to come.
and i have a bugger hunch we’ll be reading them here. it doesn’t have to be this way. there’s still time to change….
April 19th, 2012 at 8:00 PM
He must’ve ran a hell of a set on her. Dude probably is a serious pick up artist.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:01 PM
I want to read their texts sooooo bad. And the ones with Miss Meathead Motorcycle too.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:01 PM
This sounds like a cheesy 70s-era TV movie, shot in soft focus, with Firefall or Poco or Bread songs on the soundtrack. Maybe some David Soul…
i’m cheese’d out…and waouldn;t change a thing. my ages 4 to 14 were 70s top-40 am radio. firefall, ambrosia, christopher cross….love some good harmony/melody
April 19th, 2012 at 8:02 PM
Dude probably is a serious pick up artist.
mint he has to be smooth because he looks like a dog’s ass
April 19th, 2012 at 8:03 PM
firefall, ambrosia, christopher cross….love some good harmony/melody
Huuuuuge fan of David Pack. “How Much I Feel” is a perfectly bittersweet love song.
Christopher Cross’ first two albums were killers as well. Got both on my iPod. “Another Page” was ballad-heavy, but “Words of Wisdom” is a great song, well done.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:04 PM
mint he has to be smooth because he looks like a dog’s ass
I wonder if she ever said “he tastes like ass”.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:06 PM
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the engagement is off.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:09 PM
Huuuuuge fan of David Pack. “How Much I Feel” is a perfectly bittersweet love song.
Christopher Cross’ first two albums were killers as well. Got both on my iPod. “Another Page” was ballad-heavy, but “Words of Wisdom” is a great song, well done.
orleans had at least two great songs. you are the woman and dance with me
April 19th, 2012 at 8:10 PM
pablo cruise. love will find a way
April 19th, 2012 at 8:12 PM
I wonder if she ever went down on him when they travelled together and she was in his hotel room while he was talking n his phone to his wife or recruits.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:13 PM
orleans had at least two great songs.
Don’t forget “Love Takes Time”. The tenor harmonies and overdubbing are exquisite.
Loved me some Pablo Cruise back in the day. To me, their stuff always evoked an image of cruising in a convertible at dusk in Southern California, with a good-looking girl riding shotgun.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:16 PM
The tenor harmonies
i saw ‘tender’ at first glance and nearly had to back away
April 19th, 2012 at 8:16 PM
I wonder if she ever went down on him when they travelled together and she was in his hotel room while he was talking n his phone to his wife or recruits.
Pfft. Most guys would go for it, at least once.
He had the best of both worlds for a minute, until his house of cards collapsed. Wife at home, taking care of stuff. Chickie on the side, providing some sweet, sweet lovin’. Alas, it wasn’t meant to last.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:17 PM
I wonder if she ever went down on him when they travelled together and she was in his hotel room while he was talking n his phone to his wife or recruits.
can’t you do this in private? pull up them pants boy
April 19th, 2012 at 8:17 PM
Can’t wait ’till she drops the ABORTION BOMB!!!
April 19th, 2012 at 8:17 PM
i saw ‘tender’ at first glance and nearly had to back away
Ha! Glad you read it twice.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:18 PM
If I start following all you dudes on twitter but never tweet anything myself, will that be considered creepy or weird?
April 19th, 2012 at 8:20 PM
Bizarro Jay Bilas.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:20 PM
stepson just asked me if animals dream. i told him dogs do for sure. then we went to the net
April 19th, 2012 at 8:21 PM
chicago how would they know?
April 19th, 2012 at 8:22 PM
tid bits
tighten your writing, man!
/countdown to someone getting it….
April 19th, 2012 at 8:23 PM
If I start following all you dudes on twitter but never tweet anything myself, will that be considered creepy or weird?
Can’t speak for the others, but I don’t tweet. I got nothing to say worth tweeting. You’d get bored with endless variations of “I scratched my butt this morning” or “one more plate of tortellini, one more salad”.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:23 PM
good point
April 19th, 2012 at 8:26 PM
Thanks SROD. That’s sort of how I feel. I just say my bullshit on here.
For instance- Lebron James is the best player in the NBA, but that doesn’t mean it’s a foul if he jumps uncontrollably into a defensive player. Man that shit pisses me off.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:28 PM
I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes
April 19th, 2012 at 8:28 PM
Can’t speak for the others, but I don’t tweet. I got nothing to say worth tweeting. You’d get bored with endless variations of “I scratched my butt this morning” or “one more plate of tortellini, one more salad”.
i feel a little left out, but i’m already spread thin. i guess being on TBL takes up the time i’d spend tweeting, and i have made the choice to be here when i’m working or sometimes casual time like now. i guess i’m hooked…i miss a day or part of a day and go read posts i wasn;t a part of, etc. can only do so many things, and i don;t feel like learning all the different protocols and codes with twitter
April 19th, 2012 at 8:29 PM
can’t wait for vivid to produce the porn version of this
we need a title and casting suggestions, people!
April 19th, 2012 at 8:30 PM
For instance- Lebron James is the best player in the NBA, but that doesn’t mean it’s a foul if he jumps uncontrollably into a defensive player. Man that shit pisses me off
ha ha, social media and lebron converge…i just re-shared on FB a pic of jordan with all his rings and the caption “LeBron? Not Sure I’ve Heard of Him. Doesn’t Have a Ring To It”
April 19th, 2012 at 8:30 PM
If I start following all you dudes on twitter but never tweet anything myself, will that be considered creepy or weird?
People prefer the people who tweet very little but make good tweets. I doubt you can refrain forever but I like people in my feed that tweet irregularly but well.
/my twitter feed not listed so not to be humanized
also, dogs dream. My dog would welp and move its legs like it was running, etc during dreams all the time.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:31 PM
dorrell is jamie pressley, petrino is whoever played gollum
April 19th, 2012 at 8:31 PM
I just say my bullshit on here.
Yep. That’s why I’m here.
For instance- Lebron James is the best player in the NBA, but that doesn’t mean it’s a foul if he jumps uncontrollably into a defensive player.
I enjoy arguing a point like that for a time, but so often on this here ‘Net (not this site), rational argument devolves to lame name-calling and empty cuss words.
This is one of the few places I’ve seen where most commenters come up with well-thought viewpoints. Smart folk, and insanely funny to boot.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:33 PM
we need a title and casting suggestions, people!
Title: “Calling My Hog”
/thank you…thank you
April 19th, 2012 at 8:33 PM
we need a title and casting suggestions, people!
Change it to a golf story, and reverse the roles. Phil Mickelson would be the Dorrell lookalike and Laura Davies would be the Petrino lookalike.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:33 PM
My dog would welp and move its legs like it was running, etc during dreams all the time
5thius is what made me tell him yes, because we’ve all seen them chasing rabbits in their sleep. then i figured there’re probably plenty of videos and sure enough there was running, then licking the chops and of course thousands more
i love dreaming. it’s so cool to explain it to your kids…the brain is bored because it’s not getting any input so it entertains itself with what’s already downloaded
April 19th, 2012 at 8:34 PM
This story has Lifetime written all fucking over it
April 19th, 2012 at 8:36 PM
Phil Mickelson would be the Dorrell lookalike and Laura Davies would be the Petrino lookalike.
kinky works
April 19th, 2012 at 8:37 PM
Clarification on comment 18 –
In no way do I condone adultery. I was commenting on his view that he could take his mistress on business trips & think nothing of it, while his wife was at home taking care of family, bills, etc.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:37 PM
Thanks Scripty. Noted.
I can already tell this Bulls Heat game might infuriate me. That and the Blackhawks at the same time means this guy is drinking tonight.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:38 PM
are you guys getting the Westin Hotel ad top right? that girl is making a bulldog bite its chain
proibably not…i had to find directions to the westin o’hare the other day so it’s the internet doing its work
April 19th, 2012 at 8:39 PM
Haha the old rings argument will never get old as long as it’s an option.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:40 PM
Speaking of Twitter, I had 6 people start following me today, and I only know who a some of ya’ll are…..
1. Broccolli Beef
2. Beekeeper Ben
3. Cleet
4. St Bear
WHO IN THE HELL ARE THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES
April 19th, 2012 at 8:43 PM
this guy is drinking tonight.
already downed a booker’s on ice. no interest in heat-bulls. home court does not matter. not last year, not this. listening to hawks
April 19th, 2012 at 8:44 PM
Now it’s 7! Don’t disappoint me.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:44 PM
If I start following all you dudes on twitter but never tweet anything myself, will that be considered creepy or weird? Chicago
That’s pretty much what I do. I’ve never warmed to Twitter’s format. I know, I’m in the minority. I do enjoy scrolling through tweets sometimes.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:45 PM
WHO IN THE HELL ARE THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES
i’m @asshole.
/#coincidence
April 19th, 2012 at 8:46 PM
phillymantis915 = mantis915
Oh and I do my posting during the day, and the majority of my tweets are at night or the weekends.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:47 PM
made you look
April 19th, 2012 at 8:54 PM
munistadium
April 19th, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Oh shit, Badger is now following me on the Twitter.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:04 PM
depends on the badger, mullet. there are three: ark, atl (rip) and regular old badger
April 19th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
Its the atl variety. Isnt one of them a pederast?
April 19th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
that’s your boy, so to speak
April 19th, 2012 at 9:21 PM
Anyone watching hockey tonight? Caps-B’s has been great.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
I suddenly have follower requests. I don’t say anything, guys. You can follow me anyway though.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
I am. Pissed that another hockey post was buried at the end of the day or late at night. That would of been a tremendous post to have earlier.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
I’ve been flipping between the Bulls and the Hawks. Hoping the Hawks can even things up tonight.
/only watches hockey when the Hawks are in the playoffs
April 19th, 2012 at 9:28 PM
If you could pull Brittney Skye out of retirement she’d make a perfect Dorrell.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:28 PM
/team doesnt give a shit about hockey
April 19th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
HAVE.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
If you can find it (and if you’re interested), the Sports Hub (Bruins station here) had an interesting discussion today about the violence in the playoffs. Essentially saying that teams are trying to emulate what the Bruins did last year (intimidate their opponents), and therefore the the physicality has gone way up. But they made a great point – The B’s didn’t have one on-ice related fine/suspension last year (two guys got fines for fan interaction incidents). It was more that the Bruins know how to walk that fine line, because they play that way all year, versus a team like Pittsburgh trying to act tough when they play a finesse style during the regular season.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
Panthers/Devils didn’t turn out so good. unless you are one of the 5 Devils fans.
Good action in Chicago, though.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
Oh fuck this Coyote bitch. He just fell down!
/flopping is a problem in hockey too?
April 19th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
paper tigers.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:33 PM
Pastor,
The hosts must have forgotten about Lucic hitting Ryan Miller. Fuck the bruins
April 19th, 2012 at 9:34 PM
NHL refs will actually call a diving penalty now and then.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
Oh nice. I like that.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
They were talking specifically about their playoff run last year.
I’ll be the first to admit that they play borderline dirty all year (and sometimes over the line). Their point was that when the playoffs come, and everyone ramps up their intensity, other teams don’t know where that line is, and end up going way over it. It’s just not in their makeup to play that way naturally.
All that being said, as a Sabres fan, I can see why you would say
April 19th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
I’m drunk, give me a break. And Panterds and Douchevils is the only series I haven’t watched a minute of. Seen the majority of the other series though.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
had an interesting discussion today about the violence in the playoffs
I haven’t heard more on this topic, but I’d wager the (perceived) rash of violence is easily linked to amphetamine use. The NHLPA doesn’t indicate it is testing in the playoffs, at least not for speed.
I could be wrong. But the hits and wildness (in some of the controversial hits) I’ve seen look pretty consistent with my experience.
If anybody’s heard otherwise, I’d be curious what’s been said. But my opionion is these guys are jacked up on greenies.
I’ve worked in minor league hockey. That doesnt make me an expert but having been f
April 19th, 2012 at 9:50 PM
That’s been rampant for a long time. A lot of players used to load up on Sudafed. Plenty of players are avid coke fans. Allegedly. Highly doubt it has anything to do with this postseason. Like Geez said in that violence post. This is playoff hockey. This shit ain’t new.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:58 PM
Well if they are testing for it during the season and testing stops, guys will overdo it. Especially if they’ve gotten acclimated to not using it. Greenies or Sudies arent new, correct. But they tested for them with the 2009 contact update, I thought. I could be wrong.
April 19th, 2012 at 10:04 PM
HAVE.
I’m drunk, give me a break.
DA – Your, honor. Based on this evidence, the state requests to drop the charge.
Judge – No shit. Let’s wrap this up and go across the street to the bar. This case ending early just cleared up my afternoon. Case dismissed!
April 19th, 2012 at 10:17 PM
Justice served.
/opens another beer
April 19th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Markie Post.
April 19th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Classic still
April 19th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Seriously Coyotes. Seriously? AGAIN!? Fuck you Coyotes!
April 19th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
hockey is a passion in the american southwest.
April 20th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
what did she see in that fat old toad??
April 20th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Money and job security.
April 20th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
“Ridin her high on the hog” starring Dick Rambone as Bobby Petrino and Samantha Gold as Jessica Dorell.