Dwight Howard is Willing to Sit Out and Collect Paychecks Until Stan Van Gundy is Fired
Dwight Howard really wants Stan Van Gundy fired. Two weeks ago, we were treated to the awkward situation where Howard hugged Van Gundy and lied to the press about the situation. This week WKMG in Orlando reported that Dwight Howard called Magic owner Rich DeVos to tell him he no longer wanted to play for Stan Van Gundy. The real beauty of the phone call is that it supposedly took place during Orlando’s game against the Atlanta Hawks last Friday. Howard, who is receiving treatment for an injury, might be done for the season, but it has more to do with the knife in Stan Van Gundy’s back than the herniated disk in Howard’s. From WKMG:
Howard would also likely sit out the postseason, according to the sources. The NBA sources believe not playing for Van Gundy is more at issue than anything else and the circus-like atmosphere is being orchestrated by Howard. The sources confirm it all started with Howard’s trade demands prior to the season and that Howard was offered too much control.
Howard has been such a clown throughout this entire process. Why did he agree to come back for another year to do it all again? He’s a walking soap opera. Stan Van Gundy is obviously done worrying. His official quote to the Orlando Sentinel about Howard’s latest attempt to get him fired?
“I make nothing of them and I have no comment.”
Van Gundy continues to go to work every day and prepare to take the Magic to the playoffs. Good for him. When the Magic finally officially side with Howard, Van Gundy will have plenty of options. He’s probably hoping the Magic fire him at this point. What does Van Gundy have to gain by staying? The Magic aren’t winning a championship this season without Dwight Howard. They also aren’t winning a championship this season with Dwight Howard. The important thing is that they won’t next season either.

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April 19th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Seems like a good guy.
April 19th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Dwight Howard’s an ass. I saw an interview the other day where the reporters where talking to SVG and he walked up all smiles acting like nothing is happening between the two. grass isn’t always greener.
April 19th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Good move Howard. I mean you have been playing almost 4 whole months now. Take a break. You deserve it.
April 19th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
More unlikeable than KG. good job, dwight
April 19th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
With every passing day, I have a bit more respect for SVG. In the midst of a jacked-up situation, he is showing more class and patience than I thought he had.
I get the impression he’ll land on his feet once this traveshamockery is over.
Howard, on the other hand, is a clueless knothead. He should finally shut up and play.
April 19th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
This is great.
April 19th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
What a good Christian.
April 19th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Coach is definitely the one position holding them back from a championship, so this is a smart move by Howard.
April 19th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
D12 is a weird dude.
April 19th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
And we thought Andray Blatche and jaVale mcgee were the dumbest people in the league
April 19th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
I know the joke is made all the time, but Stan really does look like Ron Jeremy.
April 19th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
At this point I might find myself rooting for Garnett over this shit head.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
man, i feel horrible for magic fans having to go thru this shit…it’s bad enough to hear the rumors, worse when the star in question is acting like a bipolar fuckhead.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
There’s room on the rooting wagon, PLSK. Welcome aboard!
April 19th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Coach is definitely the one position holding them back from a championship, so this is a smart move by Howard
If by sending the rest of the league a message that you are a whiny bitch because you can’t get along with your boss, is smart, then yes smart move.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
The owner did say he could pick coach and gm.
So enjoy your bed.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Is that video on the internet?
/Lebron’s “The Decision” was bad, Dwight Howard’s 2011-2012 season = Dumpster Fire, in the middle of a nuclear reactor meltdown, as an asteroid is about to hit.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
I’m just sick of hearing his name. Rather have a ratings post.
/Can an ESPN employee bang a fugly girl? I don’t ask for much
//Propose a Commentators Thick Women Draft
April 19th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
i feel horrible for magic fans
the hundreds of them
April 19th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
i feel horrible for magic fans
They already root for a team named after a Disney amusement park. Nothing to really feel bad about.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Kind of like spending all day at work commenting on TBL. Minus the typing.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
First pick: Sarah Vendella.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
//Propose a Commentators Thick Women Draft
Now you’re talking. Give me something to sink my teeth into.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
well said. isn’t Van Gundy probably top 5 coaches in the league?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
i’ll take paula deen.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
AZZHAT!
April 19th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Miss Irrelevant: Christina Hendricks
April 19th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
With the 1st pick Philadelphia selects, Jessica Biel
http://briggsphoto.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jessica-biel-hot.jpg
/RG-esque selection by Philadelphia. Not your prototypical thick lady, but JB has a lot of intangibles that the scouts love and Mel Kiper had her in his top 3 mock Thick-Draft board.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
JLH is a #1 seed
April 19th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Hangin’ with Mr. Odom
April 19th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Fat Nicole Eggert.
/for bsanders
April 19th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
//Propose a Commentators Thick Women Draft
Precious
April 19th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Propose a Commentators Thick Women Draft
I have no idea why LL Cool J is in here.
/mildly NSFW.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
well said. isn’t Van Gundy probably top 5 coaches in the league?
Maybe. Who’s better? Popovich, Rivers (maybe), Thibodeau, Brooks. Anybody else?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
I think you mean commenters….or commentariat…..or maybe you meant we can only pick commentators….
April 19th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Does Shakira count? A little undersized, more of a ‘tweener, but a high motor player with slippery moves.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
JLH is a #1 seed
Bullfuckingshit!
JLo
April 19th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Carlisle
April 19th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
are you fucking serious? FUCK NO. we’re talkin rubenesque here.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
In no fucking way is she “thick.”
April 19th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
I call last pick then.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Rick Carlisle
/Kim Kardashian with the second pick. She is the Andrew Luck of the draft. Has all the tools and scouts love all the “film” they have seen of her.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Does Shakira count?
Fucking bunch of Brad Clooneys round here. Think bigger!
April 19th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
It’s shitty what he is doing to his team and their fanbase. I mean at least LeBron ripped off the band aid quick. Fuck this guy.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Pick: Stacey Dash
High-riser with storied career. Willing to work with a team. Great Motor.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
I’m guessing this is a Duckworth
/mildy nsfw
April 19th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Do I have to link that black bikini pic again?
And youve gotta be thick boned to have knockers that huge
April 19th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
I’m guessing this is a Duckworth
Goddammit Badger. I posted that the other day and just managed to get it out of my head yesterday. Now I am going to be singing that shit for another couple days. “Ate all of her daughter’s ice cream blam am mam”
April 19th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
I’m unfamiliar, so yes.
Always looked rail thin to me.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
This guy is the worst. It would be one thing to go this route during the offseason, but a couple weeks before playoffs? Come the-fuck on. It won’t happen, but I’d love to see the team side with SVG and find a way to not play or pay Howard for remainder of year.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Oprah
/yeah I said it
April 19th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Paula Patton?
/Weezy Approved
April 19th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
I only like fat rails.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Kate Winslett is one porker I wouldn’t mind giving her my angry inch for a minute and a half.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Only the internet could put JLH in a thick camp.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Rachel Ray
April 19th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
I always wondered what she looked like underneath that 2 inches she smears on her face. Pretty cute.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Say what now?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio
April 19th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
I still feel like some of you don’t understand what “thick” means.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Bonnie Schneider, CNN Headline News weather chick
April 19th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
this might be worse than the lebron situation.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
i assumed it was the lispy pronunciation of “sick.”
my mistake.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
i’ll co-sign with Oprah
April 19th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Here’s some thickness for you, moleman
April 19th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
I think the colombian escorts probably would litter the first round of this “Thick Draft” like Kentucky’s starting 5.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/secret-service-colombian-hooker-scandal-escort-explosive-scandal-article-1.1064287
/First pics of the Colombian Escorts.
//TBL can you get one of them on the phone?
///Craig James said that the Secret Service handled this escort problem poorly.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
All of this.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Rachel Ray
Steal of the draft.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
I believe it was mentioned recently, Kate has lost tons of weight since the original Titanic and has given all that weight to Leo
April 19th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
i should say when she used to be thicker, Husker. She’s definitely in her prime now you would have to think
April 19th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
So your Deen pick still works.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
holly mangold.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
is mamma from “what’s happening ” still around.
/like em old and fat too
April 19th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
id take a clarified butter handy.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
/First pics of the Colombian Escorts.
Thank god she is decent looking, that would have been a black eye for the country if she was hit.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Eh. I mean, she’s not skinny, but she’s got a skinny frame and just put some weight on.
I’m setting the thick bar at like a buck and a half.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Not shown: “her” penis
April 19th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
I bet the SS boys had a good time with those lovely ladies.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Ha!
April 19th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
///Craig James said that the Secret Service handled this escort problem poorly
HAHAHA
A good hooker is one that you just snuffed out.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
my liberal leaning ass will take Megan McCain
April 19th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Ok, so we’re talking about straight up fatties then. Never mind.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
My first pick in the Thick Draft is Phoenix Marie
Don’t google that.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
It’s not what gotten into me! It’s what’s gotten into Oprah! MY SEED, SON!!
April 19th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Fuck yes. Perfect example, and I bet she fucks like a champ.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
No wonder the SS guy wanted a discount the next morning.
/Be here all week folks.
//Tip your waitress.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
No, nobody mentioned any of the Kardashians.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Nautica Thorn.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
150? not heavy enough for some pushin’ cushion.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
First Shaq, now Dwight.
Does SVG just go about insulting Superman all day, every day?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Depends on height really.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Does the brunette from Love Actually count? The one that the Prime Minister wants to bang? I was always a fan of hers.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Only reason I dropped her from the one spot is the teeth.
But she takes it in the ass like a champ.
/pencils in some time with Brazzers Live 22 later this evening
April 19th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Agree.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
My first pick in the Thick Draft is Phoenix Marie
Oh, my.
/blushes
April 19th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Yeah it really does.
Maybe a BMI scale would be better.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
meh…i just wanted an excuse to quote spinal tap.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo!
April 19th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
BMI’s 25 or higher
April 19th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
jessica biel is not thick, she just has a legendary ass.
my thick girl pick would be kim k. i hate to say that because she is a worthless slut who cant appear to even fellate correctly, but she is a looker.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
/Lebron’s “The Decision” was bad, Dwight Howard’s 2011-2012 season = Dumpster Fire, in the middle of a nuclear reactor meltdown, as an asteroid is about to hit.
agree. the parallel is a sprint and a marathon. imo, howard’s behavior is worse/more disappointing
April 19th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
bwahahahhaha.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
ATL Badger just requested to follow me on twitter — he must still lurk. Attica!
April 19th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
I’ll take Jewel
/still needs to fix those teeth
April 19th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Does Katy Mixon (Kenny Powers’ girl) count? She loses points for dating one of Paula Dean’s idiot sons, though.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
oh she def counts.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Oh, good one.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
What about Adele?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Katy Mixon aka April Big Cannons
April 19th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Isn’t she not thick at all? Again, I think we need to act like we live in the real world and not in a movie where the heavy girl is 140 while standing 5-9.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
//Propose a Commentators Thick Women Draft
red from madmen
beyonce barely makes the list as thick, but she is in my top 5 regardless of category
April 19th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
id rather queen latifah.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Have you seen her without makeup? Woof.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Fat Britney Spears
April 19th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
thick: think about the worst case of beer goggles you ever had, and then add 10 lbs
April 19th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
For fuck’s sake, people. In what god damn world is Jewel “thick?”
April 19th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
How about Bridget Jones-era Renee Zellwegger?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Someone talking shit bout Biel up in here?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
I’ll take Jewel
/still needs to fix those teeth
no way…imperfections ftw. gaps in teeth, broken noses, wandering eye
and i’ll add jessica simpson from the lachey days. hips are hips
April 19th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
What the fuck is a Renee Zell-wegger?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Have you seen her without makeup? Woof.
seems like that applies to most hollywood girls. except jennifer aniston, who needs no makeup to be supremely attractive.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
thick: think about the worst case of beer goggles you ever had, and then add 10 lbs
Shudders…oh god don’t make me remember.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
no idea.
ID TAKE PARIS HILTON.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
I was like 14 or so when she hit it big. I never quit her. I would have torn her up while she was shaving her head.
/100% serious, by the way
April 19th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Good call.
Best thick porn stars?
Claire Dames
Jada Fire
Katy Kox (before getting coked out and dropping weight)
Gianna Michaels (based on height, I mean she probably weighs close to 180)
April 19th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
rihanna’s got some curve
April 19th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
SSurprised no one’s chimed in with Kate Upton
April 19th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Jewel was very thick when she came onto the scene back in like ’94. Perhaps I’m thinking of that Jewel, not newly skinny Jewel. Still, has good funbags though.
Oh and Topanga needs to be on this list.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Oh, I didn’t realize we had a fact checker from Us Weekly in the commenting section. Excuse me for spelling some famous person’s last name wrong.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Nancy Wilson from Heart
April 19th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Only if she called me Jerry McGuire for the duration of the no pants dance.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Jayden James
Shyla Styles
April 19th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
I seem to remember her being thicker. Maybe she was just pregnant or something.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
What about Adele?
id rather queen latifah.
and she’d rather adele
/boxlunch
April 19th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
/100% serious, by the way
I feel the same way.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
best diet there is…UPPERS!
April 19th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Totally Minnesota Viking’d my Katy Mixon pick.
Uh….Selma Hayek.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Best thick porn stars?
Tracey Adams
April 19th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
She looked great in the roundup photo the other day. Best I’d ever seen her.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Shyla Stiles (or whatever her name is)?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
christina kim.
/nods at clown
April 19th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Shyla Stylez lost a lot of coke weight too.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Wilson Phillips. All of them*.
*Even though the one married to the Baldwin is smoking, the others make up for her
April 19th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Best thick porn stars?
Jayden James
Shyla Styles
christy canyon, for the old timers
April 19th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
I also would have done anything for Britney Spears back in the day. “I’m a Slave for You” caused instant chubby.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
rihanna’s got some curve
is this a banana reference?
Best thick porn stars?
alexis texas, without a doubt. that is a butt that drives me nuts.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Uh….Selma Hayek.
Go fuck yourself.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Yeah…not seeing it.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Chapelle’s show quote. I still fucked it up. You win.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
British actress Michelle Ryan.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
hahahahaha
April 19th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
This isn’t the 2018 draft.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
High five!
April 19th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
This thread is making me feel sad for all of you.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Mariah Carey had some meat on her bones
April 19th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
While I can’t deny this, I was always partial to Christina Aguilera circa “Dirrrrty”.
Oh, also, Christina Aguilera.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Oooo…what about Kelly Clarkson?
Winner.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Leah Remini
April 19th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Carmella Bing.
I take it you’ve never been breast fed by her.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Can’t forget Alexas Texas
April 19th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
While I can’t deny this, I was always partial to Christina Aguilera circa “Dirrrrty”.
Yes — legendary Maxim spread too. “Candyman” was a good one too.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
New, chunky X-tina can totally get it. Though she never looked better than in this video.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Abbey Brooks and Memphis Monroe. Either could play Meghan McCain in a parody porn.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Jennifer Tilly?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
just typing alexis texas earlier gives me a hankering for good old fashioned self-old fashioned.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Yeah she really porked up after she had a kid
April 19th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
This thread is making me feel sad for all of you.
get a girl one going. you, cj, then all the lurking women will come out
what guys are thick?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
christy canyon, for the old timers
Ill raise you Kay Parker
April 19th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
John Goodman…which reminds me, my pick is Roseanne
April 19th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Ohhhhh! Post pregnancy Padma Lakshmi!!!
April 19th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Either or, wouldn’t toss either of them from my bed. I’m no Brad Clooney.
Oh and does Sofia Vergara qualify as thick or curvy? Because I’d slather that in some BBQ sauce.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
big fan…i also feel like she had the frame to handle the additional weight without sacrificing performance.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Best thick porn stars?
Rachel Roxxx
Jasmine James
Carmella Bing
Ginna Michaels
I could go all day here…
April 19th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
/high five
April 19th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Oh and does Sofia Vergara qualify as thick or curvy? Because I’d slather that in some BBQ sauce.
oh come on! really? curvy, man, curvy. one of the best bodies on the planet.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Really? She’s 110lbs tops.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
I cant think of any thick guys I find attractive
April 19th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Just getting clarification, I was leaning curvy as well.
Bound. Boom.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
that’s a good one.
some of the retards in here wouldn’t know a thick girl if she bumped you out of line at golden corral.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Yes! That’s the name of that song. When I was a trainer, that video played at the gym all the time, and I never knew the name of it, but I’ll never forget those plaid pants. I’m an in your debt, sir.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
I said Leo!
Fat Jared Leto? Haha!
April 19th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
I would have torn her up while she was shaving her head.
more ladies need to do this. separates the truly pretty from the so-so. i remember when sine-aid oconnor did it. she’s broken now, but what a face in that video for nothing compares to you
April 19th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Too bad you’re not going to TBL: Philly.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Sofia Vergara qualify as thick or curvy
I’ll take the Guatamalan house keeper Ahnold knocked up.
/must be something there
April 19th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Best thick porn stars?
Claire Dames
Jada Fire
Katy Kox (before getting coked out and dropping weight)
Gianna Michaels (based on height, I mean she probably weighs close to 180)
tori wells
April 19th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
So we have our first Angelina Aniston I see.
In college (or now, really) I would have paid an insane amount of money to have her stop by my place in her plaid pants outfit for some late night boning.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
All these girls have a little pooch jiggling when their legs are in the air, right?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Nah on either of them. Oh have you seen Val Kilmer recently? Woof.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
she’s broken now, but what a face
She looks like she has three saggy tits
April 19th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
There has to be some chubby, cute athletes. I’m having a hard time thinking of anyone famous.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
I guess Tyler Florence is a little thick right? He can get it.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Alec Baldwin.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
He looks absolutely terrible.
Kevin James?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Vomit.
Yeah but he recently slimmed down
April 19th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
There has to be some chubby, cute athletes. I’m having a hard time thinking of anyone famous.
Fat Jay Cutler.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Matt Stafford I guess
April 19th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
tyler perry.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Billy Bob
April 19th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
CC Sabathia makes panty soup in the Bronx
April 19th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Before I lost weight I used to get compared to Kevin James. Then it was Seth Rogen. Then that cocksucker had to lose weight too.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
I always thought it was funny when Tyra Banks dressed up as a fat woman and was appalled at how she was treated. Yep, Victoria’s Secret supermodels are treated differently than overweight woman — who wouldna thunk it?
April 19th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
And then Jonah Hill.. fuck!
April 19th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
I was kidding about Kevin James. I can’t stand Matt Stafford’s hair. Tim Tebow’s not fat but he’s definitely thick. He’s got a big ass.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
I cant think of any thick guys I find attractive
There has to be some chubby, cute athletes. I’m having a hard time thinking of anyone famous.
so the conclusion is… men can find some fat girls attractive and women don’t find any fat men attractive
/i know, as long as it’s carbon-based, breathing and packing gash men can find it attractive….i’ll save you some typing
April 19th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
mine was chris farley. fucking cartwheels.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
I thought CJ would be all over Danny Devito.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
She’s been wearing one hell of a convincing fat suit the last few years.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Jonah Hill looks like he’s getting fat again, order restored
April 19th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
If I were compared to him I would kill myself and take as many of you with me as possible.
April 19th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
I thought CJ would be all over Danny Devito.
i’m fucking the Lorax!
April 19th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Well this is awkward. I’ve been told by like (no joke) 10-15 people I look just like Stafford.
/fixes hair
//irons shirt
///how you doin’?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
Maurice Jones Drew is a horse.
Ron Swanson and Tammy.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
I would have said you’re more Ron White-ish than Matt Stafford.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
Dude is jacked like a sum’bitch. I would guess maybe I (or you) am/are confusing thick with soft or pudgy.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
The comic who drinks while performing?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
I’ve been told by like (no joke) 10-15 people I look just like Stafford.
my list:
russell crowe, billy crystal, franco harris, gary sheffield
i’ve had three black folks ask if i have any black in my background
/nappy hair, olive skin, bubblebutt
April 19th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
GOTG – yes. this guy.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Good God
April 19th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
my list:
Ralph Sampson, partly ’cause of height, partly ’cause of TWA, partly ’cause of my first name.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
All said and done, I think I’d go with Aretha Franklin, just for the story.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
So the first one was by someone you were fucking and the second one was by a guy?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Kathy Bates
/Trey
April 19th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
I don’t see that at all, to be honest. I see the Stafford stuff.
/damn fat face
April 19th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
I know… I would enjoy myself.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
GOTG – I think it’s the picture in your gmail profile that makes me thing of Ron White.
I’ve been told I look like Lance Armstrong and Dale Jr. neither of those guys look alike and I don’t look like either of them. yet, each comparison has happened twice.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
You’d be too busy teaching him what to do. God…I would hate banging another virgin. Never understood the Muslim thing where they get X amount of them. Give me a few, sure. But I’d rather the lot be filled with ladies who know how to get down.
/Now and forever, 28 >>>> 18
April 19th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
You’re skinny as fuck, so I get the Lance one. Not sure about the Dale Jr one ,though. That I don’t see at all.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
you were ranting just recently about doods not knowing how to use their D’s. what makes you think he does?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
drunk people are the funniest!
April 19th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
What is this like the 4th or 5th time this topic has been tackled?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Whomever said the plumpy girl from Love Actually, I’d like to trade you all my picks in the draft.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
your old facebook photo reminds me of Cheri Oteri.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Sweet.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
I’ve been asked 3 separate times for an autograph at airports. People thought I was Adam Levine.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Yeah A+ draft grade.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Also, Gods, I can definitely see the Stafford comparison.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA! Ok, Brad Clooney.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Minnie Driver
April 19th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever been told I look like someone famous.
/sad face
April 19th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
I get it a lot. If only I was 6-3 and could throw the football like he can…
April 19th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
WHAT?!
/I don’t agree with the comparison, but that’s a completely true story.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
People say I look like Josh Groban. Without the long hair.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
I’ve been told Brendan Fraser like 3-4 times, but I don’t see it at all.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
No love for Megan McCain up in here?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Not that that means anything, since only one person here has met me.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
oh yeah, I jumped all over that one already.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Todd Charske — what celebs do you look like?
-Todd Charske
April 19th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
Well now I’m looking forward to October.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
a lil cleet in the seat, eh?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Damnit … Just scanned.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Stop looking like me man. I got that when I had longer hair.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Warning: I can’t sing.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
What happens in October?
/unpopular kid in class
April 19th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
I bet you can if it’ll help seal the deal.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
But is your penis big?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
So this is what it feels like…when doves cry.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Catholics vs Convicts in Chicago. There’s gonna be a gangbang, or something.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
I got Leo a lot but I never saw it.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
/scene
April 19th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
cleet is going to core you out SG.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
“No.”
- No guy ever
April 19th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
What the hell is going on in here? People who look like people and banging fatties?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
Did you just call me fat?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
A lot of people say I look like Matt Damon……’s ugly younger brother Phillip, just more jowels.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Of course not.
/don’r want to get stabbed while sleeping at TBL Chicago’d
April 19th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Basically.
Also, a dude can’t be good looking without getting called a Brad Clooney or being asked what size his penis is.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Har to have a conversation with my boss right now after being asked that question by SG.
/answer is yes
//said every guy ever
April 19th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
My guess is that it’s not a great idea to compare yourself to anyone famous here or else you’ll get skewered…..right?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Well, attractive and famous.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
correct.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Unless you’re me and you’ve been told a couple times you look like Ricky Gervais…no humblebrag there
April 19th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Thought so. Twitter has humanized a great deal of us.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Damn. I guess it’s good I am not single. Y’all would consider me way overweight.
/built like Christina Hendricks
April 19th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
I’m ok with this
April 19th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Uglyly?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
No one would ever think you’re overweight. They’re all doing the internet thing where they call famous people fat and humblebrag that one time 8 years ago some drunk chick compared them to an attractive famous guy.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
I am more than okay with this.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Ahem, it wasn’t a drunk chick, it was one of my mother’s friends.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Ignore the idiots, guinness. Some dude called Jewel thick. JEWEL!! Thick is all good in my book, though I love all kinds of ladies.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
one time 8 years ago some drunk chick compared them to an attractive famous guy.
Come on. She wasn’t THAT drunk. She also let me buy her a drink for her and her friends before they left to go to a better bar.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Guys are big talkers. At the end of that day, a dude would fuck a light socket if you let him.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
I seconded this, but then couldn’t find a picture where she looked fat. Goes to show that I’m more of an idiot, than anything.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Agreed with sentence 1. Also, I told a story of getting asked for an autograph on 3 separate occasions in 3 different airports.
/no TBL commenters are good looking
April 19th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
This is the same site where you can find multiple dudes who think Kate Upton is husky. GTFO.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
I’ve been told I look like Brian Austin Green a few times. Also Derek Jeter and Kobe Bryant.
/white guy
//people are generally not good with comparisons from my experiences
April 19th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
All of this. The “would you hit it” list for every guy is about 10,000 pages long. The “is she hot” list is about 1/10th that size. Even better, the “is she ugly” list is actually shorter than the hit it list.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
Where is ATL when you need him, he would have thrived in this thread
April 19th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
I’m still not convinced that Senator Jersey isn’t Raymond Felton
April 19th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
I think you look like Neil Patrick Harris.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
This. I don’t think I look anything like the people I’ve been compared to.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
God this is good.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
I hadn’t seen her recently, didn’t realize she lost a lot of weight. Was still imagining Jewel circa 1995. My bad.
Those commenters are f’n morons.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
I think you look like Neil Patrick Harris.
I’m definitely thicker than NPH.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Oh he would have Brad Clooney’d the fuck out of this thread. I’m sure he would say women everywhere think he looks like Channing Tatum.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
I figured TBL would let him back in by now.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
/Team Will Fuck Fat Chicks No Questions Asked
April 19th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
I’ve been told by different people. A couple ladies at work started calling me Josh and one of them taped a photo of him onto my office door at work. I’m fine with it, mostly because Groban has been on Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
I should hope so, fat Seth Rogan.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Everyone in this thread with a penis agrees. If you’re at a bar and it’s closing time you quickly move into “don’t give a fuck” stage.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
This one fat chick I put it too a few times (and I mean fat) told me I looked like James Franco. Which was when I knew she was insane. When she got arrested a few days later it was the clincher. Bitch was NUTS and possibly blind.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Hell yes, this comparison is as legit as Mike Tomlin and Omar Epps.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
/Team Will Fuck Fat Chicks No Questions Asked
They give the best BJs. They just want it more than the skinny girls. Sometimes heart and hustle prevails over talent.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
He is cute. I can’t really think of thick guys though. Would Jason Segel be considered thick?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Holy shit this is funny.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
like there will be any sleeping at TBL Chicago
April 19th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
This is a fantastic story. I would like to hear the Dirt version.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
Yes, I would consider him thick.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
For whatever reason, this probably got my loudest office LOL ever.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
One woman at a poker table once told me I looked like Huck Seed (fairly obscure and possibly ugly poker player). Seems about right.
However, she’s the only person I’ve ever cleaned out at a poker table that later gave me a beej.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
He’s oddly segmented. The guy who played Hatteberg in Moneyball is thick right? Alec Baldwin is thick?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
He is cute.
Oh, hello…
/realizes you were likely referring to NPH
//points you to the fact that he is gay
April 19th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
I’d say so. Plus, you know what you’re working with after seeing all those dong shots in Sarah Marshall.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
Okay, he is my thick one.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
Whatever, my girlfriend is skinny as hell.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
Oh, I’ll get some sleep.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Nathan Fillion?
April 19th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Plus, you know what you’re working with after seeing all those dong shots in Sarah Marshall.
Pretty sure he doesn’t need a remote for his TV with that thing at his disposal.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
They give the best BJs. They just want it more than the skinny girls. Sometimes heart and hustle prevails over talent.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Yes I know. My best friend looks a lot like him.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Hey! I partied with this guy in Vegas. Really cool dude.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Not if we are doing it right.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
If Jersey and I don’t get arrested at that trip, it will be a success.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Like a FUPA-job.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Hopefully the cops show up after I stumble home.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
/fixed
April 19th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
I cAN reA between those Lines
April 19th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Haha! Me too. I can’t hang with all the youngin’s.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
You can’t be any more than a year or two older than me…right?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
So, uh, can any commenter show up to TBL Chicago…?
/looks down at ground
//looks up hopefully
April 19th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
He probably partied with you because he mistook you for Adam Levine, right?
/wanking motion
April 19th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
I’m on a no shot diet for that trip though. You guys are all my witnesses.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Girls can really tell after a short soft towel glimpse?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Where have you been, dude? Of course you can show up.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Speaking of gays, my brother’s fiance went on her friend’s bachelorette party in Vegas last week. The bride to be brought 3 gay guys on the trip. Is this normal for a bachelorette? Seems odd. Would the equivalent be inviting 3 lesbians on my bachelor party?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
I don’t think they want the paparazzi problems that will come with your fine ass rolling in that crew.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Oh damn, I just heard Sweating Bullets on terrestrial radio.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
No. Get the fuck out of here, nerd.
/kidding
April 19th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Fuck off, asshole, you’re doing shots.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
He was the full monty.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
holy shit that was funny
April 19th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
I will witness this not last more than a few hours.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
I laughed pretty hard at that one.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Mine was completely planned by my best friend who is gay. If he would of had a boyfriend he would of been welcome.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
I’ll puke on your cat if you give me shots. By cat, I meant your actual pet…….
I’m just glad I didn’t screw it up.
/bows
April 19th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
I think I am older than both of you. then again, I’ll probably bring some adderol.
and fuck that noise of not taking shots. that’s bullshit.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Pussy. Take some shots. It’s the mixers that will kill you.
JAMO FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!
April 19th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
Too busy getting skewered for looking vaguely similar to Adam Levine.
/Seriously- no idea, but I was clueless about this thing. When is it?
I have nothing to say that beats this out, so fuck you.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
Things will turn out poorly for me if I do shooters.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
If for whatever reason I am in Chicago that weekend I am going.
/currently searching for jobs and business schools — Chicago is a possibility
April 19th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
October 6th for the ND/U game. Hit one of us up on Twitter and we can add you to the e-mail list.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
I wish I could go, I just don’t know how I could get it past the wife. “Hey, I’m going to Chicago to hang out with a bunch of people on the internet to get drunk and watch two football teams I have no interest in.”.
//kicks rock
April 19th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Weekend of Oct. 6 for Miami/ND debacle.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
holy shit, there are plane tickets from Branson to Chicago that weekend for $105 one way.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Thanks, will do. I’d have to fly in, but it seems like something that would be worth it.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
I’m 30….
It never fails…when I do shots, I always vomit….and I make some very questionable life decisions. I really only have a problem with one of those.
/it’s the vomitting
April 19th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
I read your twitter feeds on the weekends man, you aren’t fooling anyone here.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Mrs. JCK will be there. She’s and Irish fan, plus, most of these creepers like her tits.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Is that good or bad?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
lol….that’s all from beer. I swear.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
This is actually exactly what I’m going to tell my wife. She’ll think it’s hilarious. I’ll just need to see if I can swing the financials. I have another round of bachelor parties and weddings coming up this summer, and I have to travel for every one.
/good problem to have, IMO
April 19th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Alright.
If I come to Chicago and manage to fuck jck’s wife, TBL makes me an editor of the site.
I think we can all agree to this proposal.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
shit, if I do make it I may end up being the oldest one there.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
I don’t see anything wrong with that.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
She’s not in to Seth Rogen.
She is, however, in to vodka.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
Quite true, my wife’s not the biggest football fan, so she’ll just be sitting there pretty.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
SG and Ark….how old are you guys?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
I’m 31 and if I do more than 2 shots during a night out I might as well just take the following week off to recover.
Getting old sucks.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
I would be 31 by October.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
I’ll be two months shy of 33 for that trip, and doing shots. Hell, I had a couple patron shots last night and then went and played softball.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
Oh fuck off, I’m 34.
I’m sure we’re going to make out by the end of the night. Me and your wife, I mean.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
We’re trying to save up for a house, so budget is very tight currently.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
real good IMO. if I was going to fly from the airport here it would be twice that I bet.
I can’t wait to get made fun of for going to meet up with a bunch of people I’ve never met, then getting so blacked out drunk that I don’t remember any of you when I get back.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
For some reason, it’s only the hard alcohol that does it to me….I can roll with the beer.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
I’ll be 35 by the time October rolls around.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
You are clearly not an alcoholic on the level of most of the commenters. Multiple shots are needed before leaving the house for a night out.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
We are a package deal.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
Why did I think you were still in your 20s?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
WHOA
/back away
//not today
///disco lady
April 19th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
I’ll be 3 months away from 35. You’re not even a year older than me.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Oh and if I were to mkae TBL Chicago, it would be 3 weeks after I turned 30.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
You are clearly not an alcoholic on the level of most of the commenters. Multiple shots are needed before leaving the house for a night out.
Ben you are clearly the most clueless commenter here.
/full circle
April 19th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Because I never tell anyone my age? I’m young at heart? I spent the past two weekends boozing until 3am every night?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Spinstergal116
April 19th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
I’m the exact opposite. 2 Coronas will fuck me up more than 8 jack and cokes.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
a bunch of no hard alcohol drinking pussies up in here. chances of me taking a flask of whiskey into the game with me = 95% the 5% accounts for the possibility of it getting drank on the way in.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
I can roll with the beer.
I can drink beers or vodka all night and be fine (drunk but fine). Shots just make me want to spoon with a cactus the next morning.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
And you can’t hang with the youngins? GTFO. $5 says you are in the last group hanging at least one of the nights.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
Hi, my name is Broccoli Beef and I’m a proud alcoholic.
/smiles cheesily
April 19th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
BOOM!
/Team drink whatever is handy or convenient.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
I’m calling bullshit on the 3 am thing.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Sounds like ark and I would get along great.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Chances of us making it in to the game are not great. It’s a 6:00 pm kickoff.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
I closed down Leland Tap Saturday night. I think it was 2:30am.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Sounds like we should buy 0 tickets and just rely on scalpers if we actually want to make it in.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
Exactly.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
I’m pretty sure I’m not going to the game.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
I have zero desire to go to the game. I’m just gonna chill at a bar.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Realest shit I ever quote.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
welp, glad to know that aside from Random Old Dude, I may be the oldest regular poster at 35 and 2 months.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
so, will someone that lives in or around Chicago be able to score me some smoke?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
Yep. Plus, they serve beer at the bar, so there’s that.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
I’m guessing that wouldn’t be a problem.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
So you blow your load early. Good to know.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
Shots too
April 19th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
Isn’t that Spencer’s job?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
Spencer is coming, right?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
Fuck it, I’ll find an excuse, I’ll be at TBL Chicago one way or another.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
You just sent up a Spencer flare.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:27 PM
And everyone is sleeping on SC’s floor, right?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:27 PM
I wish I could go, I just don’t know how I could get it past the wife. “Hey, I’m going to Chicago to hang out with a bunch of people on the internet to get drunk and watch two football teams I have no interest in.”.
This is exactly what I thought when I heard this plan.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:28 PM
Sure, you’re saying that now because it’s April. When September comes along I’m sure your tune will be way different.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
welp, glad to know that aside from Random Old Dude, I may be the oldest regular poster at 35 and 2 months.
I always thought most of the commenters were in their 20s. Turns out we are a bunch gray pubed bastards in here.
/please tell me those don’t start showing up at 35…
April 19th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
Reading this thread high is so much fun.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
I got dibs on top bunk.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
so, the creedo for these events “It’s only awkward the first year,” right?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
I like your pessimism. But hanging out drinking and getting a weekend away? I might be able to swing it.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
didn’t even think of that, surely he would drive right?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
I’m kinda in the boat but because of work. I have a trial that starts at the end of Oct, so the beginning of the month might be tough to bounce out on for a weekend. But we’re just a co-counsel so there’s still a chance. I’m going to wait until it gets a little closer to inquire about going for sure.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:31 PM
Unfortunately, this. We had 8-10 coming to TBL KC until about a month before.
/TBL KC never happened.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:31 PM
I have a fantasy football auction draft in Vegas on Labor Day weekend. I could never swing it anyway with my wife that believes the internet is full of evil.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:31 PM
If he’s driving, maybe I could mail him some nice CA stuff ahead of time…
April 19th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
With most of the crew for TBL Chicago, we’ve all been here and on Twitter so long, I don’t think it will be that weird.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
Both of these things, especially because I have a handful of actual (non-internet) friends from my decade of Chicago time that also appreciate being sloshed for a weekend. My last time in Chicago, the goal for a 4-day St. Patrick’s Day weekend was to never be able to blow a 0.00 in a breathalyzer. Mission accomplished.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
Ill go to TBL Chicago and pick up anybody on my way!
April 19th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
I know there will be at least 3 of us. SG, SC, and me.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
So who all is in for this?
/seriously considering it.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
Thats awesome. Did you have an actual breathalyzer that you tested yourself on frequently?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
I don’t think it will be weird at all. I already know most of the first names of people attending.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:36 PM
they have them in bars now!
April 19th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
I don’t think it will be weird at all. I already know most of the first names of people attending.
I have had to look at facebook a few times to remember what someone’s actual name was.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
I have one in my car!
/not really
//OK, maybe really
April 19th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Really? In Chicago or all over the U.S.?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Right. Plus, we’ve all seen pictures of each other for the most part too. The only thing we don’t have are the voices.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
I like to picture SG with a Marge Simpson like voice
April 19th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Please make this happen. Please.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
Voices are pretty important. Especially if they are lispy faggy like.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
Yep. Plus, they serve beer at the bar, so there’s that.
Shots too
i’ll be with wats….and i’m 45 so don’t fret 35yo’s
/wats i’ll be at the cubs game sunday, ghose and his gf too
//i’ll let you buy me and my buddy a drink
April 19th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
Absolutely. As people woke up scattered about an apartment, the breathalyzer would go around and whoever was closest to 0.00 had to buy the beer. We forced ourselves to go to the bars the night before with enough beer and liquor still in the fridge so everyone could have a couple while the loser bought more for the day.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:43 PM
NTTAWWT
April 19th, 2012 at 5:43 PM
ghost
April 19th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Nice!
April 19th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Jesus we have a lot of people in Chicago. When we were deciding where to move, it came down to Chicago, Minneapolis and Denver. Didn’t realize it would just have been that clueless asshole ben I was moving closer to.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
/please tell me those don’t start showing up at 35…
got em in my beard not below the belt tho
April 19th, 2012 at 5:45 PM
Im about 3 hours away.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:45 PM
Wow, I don’t think I know what a single one of you look like, except for EIC (guns pics) and CRM (SI model pics). That was CRM, right?
I was in Chicago until about five years ago. I had to fill the clueless asshole void in Denver, so EIC moved me out here.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:47 PM
Twitter, bro, Twitter.
My guess is that there will be 8-12 of us for this deal.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
My guess is that there will be 8-12 of us for this deal.
Still a little skeptical, but you did come through on that Final Four bracket thing a few years ago.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:49 PM
444 comments? That’s gotta be a record.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
444 comments? That’s gotta be a record.
Search “Craig James” in the history. Now THAT was sumptin to see.
/spits
April 19th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
I hadn’t thought to follow any of you on Twitter. Where can one grab a list of Twitter handles? My picture is me supremely hungover – surprise, surprise.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:52 PM
shoulda chose denver. and 440 comments aint shit. the 2008 election posts were crazy
April 19th, 2012 at 5:52 PM
SC has a master list somewhere…
//still waiting on a few of you to follow me/I have to follow you
April 19th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
Same as TBL handles?
April 19th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
Search for @AnthonyLimaFAN . He has a TBL commenter list. Or follow one of us and search for him like that.
@jck49erfan
April 19th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
Most of us have our commenter handles linked to our twitter pages.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:54 PM
Denver would’ve been fucking awesome. Go to a Manning-led Broncos game and just destroy downtown for a weekend.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:55 PM
All us cool dudes have our Twitter handles hotlinked into our TBL handles.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:55 PM
For the most part.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
Some of us are slightly shortened… @mantis915
April 19th, 2012 at 5:57 PM
I have a feeling I’m going to get hit hard on this one.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:58 PM
I have a feeling I’m going to get hit hard on this one.
I am just worried that someone will ask me about pki stuff
April 19th, 2012 at 5:58 PM
Meh, you are probably like everyone else and hate the sound of their own voice.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:59 PM
Especially on the phone, HATE it.
April 19th, 2012 at 5:59 PM
I do next-to-no tweeting. I just read all the shit the comedians and sports people I follow tweet. This will at least be a way for me to get stupid stuff TBL says retweeted by others. I have 8 followers and follow ~110.
April 19th, 2012 at 6:06 PM
Some of you forbid me from following you? Fuck you!
April 19th, 2012 at 6:10 PM
Click the link on my commenter name. Can’t wait to scroll through your history for crazy beekeeping pics.
April 19th, 2012 at 8:02 PM
/weeps
April 19th, 2012 at 8:05 PM
for missing it script?
April 19th, 2012 at 8:06 PM
I do next-to-no tweeting. I just read all the shit the comedians and sports people I follow tweet. This will at least be a way for me to get stupid stuff TBL says retweeted by others. I have 8 followers and follow ~110.
i rarely tweet either, but better than that, i also don’t read anything. so go ahead an follow me, ben. @bushmush