Here’s Everything You Wanted to Know About Sam Bradford’s Girlfriend, Model Karlie Kloss


Sam Bradford and his model girlfriend, Karlie Kloss, went to Coachella last weekend and so naturally everyone* wants to know what her story is. Vogue wisely decided to pepper the model with questions about her life. Among the nuggets: She wishes she could fly, if she wasn’t modeling she would be a doctor (like her Dad!), she’s studied classical ballet and dance for a few years, she really wants to see “Midnight in Paris” and her words to live by are, “Whatever you are, be the best you can be at it.”
The Rams open the NFL season at the Detroit Lions in September. Hopefully, it won’t coincide with Fashion Week, and Kloss can attend the game. And hopefully, she’ll hang out with Matt Stafford’s girlfriend. The FOX cameras would love that. [Vogue.com]
* And by everyone, that means six Rams fans and like 14 other people in North America.

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April 18th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
what is she a model for? forehead’s weekly magazine?
April 18th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
/pours one out for the engager
April 18th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
* And by everyone, that means six Rams fans and like 14 other people in North America.
You probably overestimated by about three rams fans and six other people.
I’m not saying this gal couldn’t be good looking, but holy crap, eat a fucking cheeseburger every now and again.
April 18th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
misleading title. I don’t see anywhere where she discusses her nipple/areola ratio.
/dimes > sand dollars
April 18th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Also, since this topic deserved two posts, I will point out again…
Sam Bradford’s Ecstasy Eyes.
April 18th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
That sweater is all kinds of terrible
April 18th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
No shit, what’s up with that?
April 18th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
I’m so glad I’m too old to know what a Coachella is.
April 18th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
I’d probably wear that sweater. But not that hat. That hat doesn’t even make sense.
April 18th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Are there people that disagree with this?
April 18th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
The picture on the left looks like Sam ripped about 9 lines.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
This entire post reeks of US Weekly.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
/options
April 18th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Virtually all of the commenters would have sex with her.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
I assume Badger is ready to crucify this girl, for a variety of reasons.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Sam Bradford’s Ecstasy Eyes.
No shit, what’s up with that?
Ecstasy.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Well, yeah. But how does saying make me feel better about myself while I’m sitting at my desk all day commenting on a sports blog? It’s much more satisfying to bash people anonymously.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
did they ask her if she had any pictures of his dick? a real reporter would have asked the hard hitting questions.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Has anyone been to Coachella? I’ve always wanted to go, but I think my window of flying across the country to go to concerts is slowly closing.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
They’ve got the same creepy smile.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
She sounds dumber than she looks.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Keep living the dream, StaffDaddy.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
I like the sand dollars. Holla for a dollar!!!
April 18th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Definitely. My burn has been on Sam Bradford’s eyes. Don’t confuse us all with Menarky Forehead Party. Every chick except Brooklyn Decker has a large forehead to that guy.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
He got a free bowl of soup when he bought the hat. Looks good on you though.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
He’s not that good.
/VladimirCrouton
April 18th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Badger would have a naked girl in front of him willing to get down and he would still find ways to criticize her.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
And some actually think Kate Upton should lose weight. Those people should be shot in the foot.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Unless she was 6.
/am I doing this right?
April 18th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Has anyone been to Coachella? I’ve always wanted to go, but I think my window of flying across the country to go to concerts is slowly closing.
Same here. It was streaming on youtube all weekend long, and they’re doing it again this weekend.
After watching Childish Gambino’s set, it’s safe to say I still have a man-crush on Donald Glover.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Dimes > sand dollars > baloney nips
April 18th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
It’s absurd. Hearing people actually say she’s “going the Anna Nicole Smith route” should be tarred and feathered, then shot in the foot.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
She looks a little like Parker Posey in the middle pic.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Bill Cosby would even say that sweater is fucking ugly.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
i wouldn’t mind having ms. kloss sit on my lap and ask for presents.
/rimshot
April 18th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
/agrees with mantis and ndub
//rewatches the Kate Upton easter video
April 18th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
I’m just saying that I suspect the odds would be good (20-1ish) that if I put down $100 I would have a nice payday when she’s 35. That’s all I’m saying. She’s a total smokeshow now, though.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
And some actually think Kate Upton should lose weight. Those people should be shot in the foot.
These people are dumb. Of course, I think this chick here should gain weight so I’m dumb as well. I think we all need to take a refresher course in Hef’s Internet Hot and Real Life Hot: A Study in the Absurdity of Anon Commenters Talking About Chicks They Have No Chance With.
Also, Isn’t Bradford 6′ 4″? That makes this gal 6’2″?
April 18th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
It was streaming on youtube all weekend long, and they’re doing it again this weekend.
It was nice on Saturday night after a big dinner and a nice buzz to watch Bon Iver live.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
She was trending down that road, but I think she learned her lesson and buckled down and lost her freshman 15. Nothing but smooth fapping from here on out.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
That Kate Upton Easter video never gets old. Ever.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
She’s a model and probably wearing heels of some kind. I bet she’s 5-11 without shoes, though.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
She may have heels on. But she’s a model, so she has to be tall.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
If she’s a runway model, sounds about right.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Great minds think alike, Husker.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Beat me to it. Models have to be a minium of 5’8″, most are usually at least 5’10″.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Damn. The Sunday Night Football schedule is badass. NBC has to be loving life right now.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Hat & sweater combo make him look mentally challenged
April 18th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
You are assuming he’s not the one wearing heels based on that sweater. Not that there is anything wrong wit that.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
that pic on the right? jesus christ, he looks like he’s got a dire need for some liquidation.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
I wonder if she dabbles in law.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Just got this in my inbox. Golf joke
During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four “leaks” behind the big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,”You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”
“No,” I replied, “I’m just a bad golfer.”
April 18th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
The only way Kate Upton gets fat is if she eats tons of cupcakes like that one in the Easter video or those Southwest Patty Melts from Hardees. In the meantime, you all can ride it up the flagpole, you fucking homos.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Virtually all of the commenters would have sex with her.
people need to stop making this a condition of hotness. most of us would have sex with a bullet hole wound, but that does not make it attractive.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Not bad for a scrotum-yanking Land Thief.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
I got excited that the Pats were only on MNF 1 time. Figures they’d make up for it on Sun nights.
/team hates when my team plays in prime time
April 18th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Hat & sweater combo make him look mentally challenged
And his face
April 18th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
She looks possessed in that middle pic
April 18th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
She’s a model and probably wearing heels of some kind.
Forgot about heels. Wiki says 6’1″.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
It was nice on Saturday night after a big dinner and a nice buzz to watch Bon Iver live.
I caught some of that too. Good music, but his faux-hawk or whatever he was rocking for hair was pretty douchey.
On Friday night I watched some dubstep or whatever the fuck they call it set that was simultaneously awful yet looked fun to be under the influence at.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
/nods at n-dub
//chicken breast and water for everyone
April 18th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
It was like that last night while MNF was a big pile of WOOF. I’m glad the ravens game is at home for SNF when Balt cried to not play here for primetime once again before the schedules came out. Bunch of bitches they are.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings. I’m well educated. Well versed.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Hearing people actually say she’s “going the Anna Nicole Smith route”
i was watching naked gun 33 1/3rd the other day, and got reminded how hot anna nicole was.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
/team hates when my team plays in prime time
Me too — though there is a slight chance I will be flying to Denver to see the Steelers\Paytons on SNF.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Stoma!
/096′d
April 18th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
depends on who’s bullet hole it is…personally, id find a bullet hole on sirpenis williams to be very attractive, just not in a sexual way.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
also, yes.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
I love it, especially this year. I’m not going in on season tickets with my brother due to the baby, so I will watch more of the games from home, which I actually prefer. I will be going to the Monday Night game against Peyton, though.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
even the MNF schedule is pretty decent this season. might actually try to watch some of the games.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
/high five
April 18th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
So will THIS GUY!
April 18th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Sunday night games are best because you can tailgate all day long, but I’m not a fan of Monday and Thursday. You can be tired already from working all day, and it can be a hassle just to get to stadium because of rush hour shit.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
i love it, always looks better in HD with a prime time game.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Surely ESPN was all up in the NFL’s face after last season’s abortion of a schedule.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
But whats her favoriate Friends character?
April 18th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Charissa thompson can get it.
/google image’d
//free her from the chains of espn2!
April 18th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
She looks happy she was able to vomit the entire 16 ounce prime rib and baked potato she ate 35 minutes ago.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
I like her, but she needs to eat a few sandwiches.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Totally agree. Sunday Night games are the best, but they’re also my favorite ones to watch at home because I like the announcers and NBC’s presentation.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Hilarious.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
they do do a fantastic job in terms of production.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
there’s still a very good chance those MNF games will suck though.
ESPN still really has to be smarting from the way they were screwed with the NBC flex schedule contract when the late season games turn into trash.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
My have things changed after they used to have Bettis, Tiki, and Olbermann.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Filibuster!
April 18th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
There’s no way they will be as bad, though. Last year the Jags were on twice and the Bucs at least once.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
He could do better than that skeleton
April 18th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
$5 says that’s her sweater and the hat’s from a family reunion.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I don’t give a shit about the halftime crap. I was talking about the game itself and the picture quality and everything else involved.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Golf joke
So God and The Devil decide to play a round of golf. They get to the first tee and The Devil has honors. It’s a short par 4, with a lake on the left, and the hole slightly doglegs right-to-left.
The Devil goes first, hits a massive power draw that perfectly turns the corner, runs up to the green and drops into the hole. God was impressed with the stroke and begrudges a “Nice shot.” to The Devil. God steps up and takes a bold line over the lake. He hits a towering power fade but alas it wasn’t far enough to carry the water hazard.
Before splashing into the water, a turtle pops up and the golf ball hits the shell, bounces up onto the green and also – into the hole.
Enraged, The Devil yells, “GOD DAMNIT. Are we going to f-ck around all day or are we going to golf?!”
April 18th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
…….and Faith
/bring back the skirt and fuck me boots next year
April 18th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
/team dont care about faith hill…never
April 18th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
And the awkward, forced quasi-sexuality. She probably still doesn’t know what a dick looks like.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
NBC’s presentation.
While I think she’s a bit frayed, I will try to make a point each week to make some suggestive comments about Faith Hill on the intro and see how much of it my wife will tolerate.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
/doesnt get golf joke
April 18th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Pure class. typical East Lansing.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Interesting.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
I think there’s potential bad ones on the schedule:
Sep 10 (both games)
week 3
week 8
week 10
week 11
week 12
week 15
at face value they are pretty good, but the above games (to me at least) look like they could have either a terrible mismatch at the time they play, or just a terribly played game like week 15 and week 10.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Favorite
/Joey
//How YOU doin?
April 18th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
then watch it. or is that thug Bradford preventing her from doing so?
April 18th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
/rubs hands together eagerly
April 18th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Tell me about it. I think we’re less than 20 years away from weed being decriminalized in most states. I really do.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
less ambient light makes the on field action look very crisp, which is why i love it.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Thank you for not using the irksome qualifier “super.”
/ Cowherd’d
April 18th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
oh yea…once old fuckheads start dying a lil faster our god damned hippie parents in charge of shit will get this shit taken care of.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Hell, my window of driving to the next city over for a concert shut tight a few years ago.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Word.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
She actually needs to gain some weight, all in her hips. Because she has none.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Hell, my window of driving to the next city over for a concert shut tight a few years ago.
Billy Squier, Joe Tex, America, & Howard Jones will be at the Rock & Rib on Memorial Day Weekend. You should go.
April 18th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
wake me up when the feds flat out legalize it and tax it, otherwise the feds will just keep fighting the states who have decriminalized it.
April 18th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
I don’t think so. Right now it’s just a couple of states. When that number becomes 15+, they won’t go after them.
April 18th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
That is one eclectic lineup.
April 18th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
thats assuming the feds think logically. as long as they law is still on the books it will be contested. Unless we get a younger president who takes the same approach obama has with not defending DOMA, it would need federal decriminalization to prevent the feds from going after the states, even if 26 states decriminalized it.
April 18th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
I was certain Californians were going to legalize it two years ago, but the referendum failed. If Cali won’t legalize weed, I can’t see any other state doing it any time soon.
April 19th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Can we move on to something else already?