Ballin’: Delonte West Gave Gordon Hayward a Wet Willie and Got a Technical Foul
Dallas 119, Utah 121, 3 OT: That has to be the first technical in NBA history for a Wet Willie, right? As for the game, enormous victory for the Jazz, who clawed within 1/2 game of Houston for the 8th playoff spot (Utah holds the tiebreaker). Paul Millsap (the miracle worker!) sent the game to OT with this dunk-back. Al Jefferson scored 28 points and grabbed 26 rebounds. The tired Mavs lost overtime games on consecutive days. Dirk scored 40.
Houston 102, Denver 105: Four losses in a row for the Rockets, who were without Camby and Martin. Arron Afflalo led the Nuggets with 26 points – he’s averaging 20 per game in nine games this month.
LA Clippers 92, Oklahoma City 77: The Paper Clips have won four in a row and nobody’s talking about firing Vinny Del Negro anymore, or how much the coach has lost the team. Chauncey who? The Clippers won the season series against the Thunder 3-1 and more importantly, clinched their first playoff berth since 2006 and their fifth since moving to LA in 1984. Randy Foye put one down on Serge Ibaka. News that may be relevant come May: Russell Westbrook struggled against the Clippers in four games, shooting just 36 percent from the field, 17 percent from three, and averaging more turnovers (4.8) than assists (4.5). In 32 minutes last night, he shot 4-of-16 and didn’t get to the foul line once.
Orlando 113, Philadelphia 100: Doug Collins continues to tinker, but nothing is working. The 76ers fell into a tie for the 8th spot in the East (again) after getting crushed on the glass by Earl Clark (14 points, 11 rebounds) and Ryan Anderson (26 points, 16 rebounds). Yes, that really happened.
Indiana 111, Minnesota 88: George Hill is kind of explosive.
San Antonio 120, Golden State 99: The Warriors started four rookies (LOLz), but the loss didn’t help their tanking because the Nets and Raptors also lost.
As CRM noted, after LeBron whipped the Nets and introduced Norris Cole to Jay-Z, he gave his headband, sleeve, wristbands and sneakers to a little kid (:57).

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April 17th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Dont ever change, delonte
April 17th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
The officiating in that Rockets-Nuggest game was horrible. Rockets got screwed numerous times. That said, I think I’d rather they have a (long) shot at Anthony Davis than a sure shot at a first round sweep at the hands of the Thunder.
I love how TBL keeps pimping the Clippers, who won’t make it out of the first round. They should be praying they don’t get matched up with Memphis, the true “dark horse” to reach the NBA finals.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
And Phoenix holds the tie breaker over both.
/until they lose tonight
April 17th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
/awaits the Channing Frye 2 for 17 game
April 17th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I believe that little kid is Jay’s nephew circa Solange.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
i miss delonte west.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Beyond amazing that Nash has that team in the 8th spot. They are hot garbage on paper.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
I don’t mind those nights so much anymore. When his shot isn’t falling he hammers the boards. I am pretty happy with Channing this year. Much happier than I’d be seeing a well dressed Amare Stoudemire on the bench while I stare at his contract on my laptop.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
No comparison to the wet willie he gave to Lebron’s mom, amirite?
April 17th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Lundqvist was amazing last night. Brian Boyle is a bad ass too.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Nash has been great but really this has been Gentry all the way. That hot garbage bench plays better than the starters most nights.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
The Wet Willie comment is sarcasm, right?
But this, this was funny.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Nothing about the horrible Bulls loss? Thanks.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
I believe that little kid is Jay’s nephew circa Solange.
I wasnt sure but I thought it was him.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Amazing they can get quality minutes from them considering Telfair is getting playing time.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
HI BILLY WAGNER
April 17th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
He was so bad at the beginning of the year that Ronnie Price was starting to get run over him. But lately Telfair has been a solid backup. It defies all logic.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
I had to delete all history and cookies to get this POS site to work.
April 17th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
/slips JMac a $5 for not including the Bulls-Wiz loss
//Thibs postgame presser was entertaining though
April 17th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
No comparison to the wet willie he gave to Lebron’s mom, amirite?
holla!!!
April 17th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
bannable offense.
April 17th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
I am going to feel bad for any team that offers a decent contract to Robin Lopez/Sebastian Telfair/Shannon Brown. Those guys are going to be overpaid. Michael Redd can stay and continue to drink from the HGH fountain though.
April 17th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Constance Fry > Channing Frye > Carol Channing
April 17th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Does head-to-head matchups impact draft order or is there a coin flip, anyone?
April 17th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
I believe they do random drawings now.
April 17th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
The Kings and Bobcats play Sunday. If Sacramento finds a way to lose that game, that is some bullshit.
April 17th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
They just split the lottery balls, but then there’s a coinflip (assuming none of the teams involved win a lotto top 3 pick) after the draft.
April 17th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Apprently they split the lotto balls. Aha!
The Hornets are at 19 wins, the Cavs at 20 wins, Kings at 20 wins, and you have DET and GSW at 22 wins. 3-7 picks are murky.
April 17th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Should have remembered that from the Lebron draft. Cavs (stupidly) won the last game of the season and had to split balls with Memphis.
April 17th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Have any of our Chicago commenters recently seen Motorhead?
April 17th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
This deserves a click through to get to the fully listing. Hilarity.
April 17th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
The wheels are coming off. No ring this year, Mr. Cuban.
April 17th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Except in years in which the Knicks and Patrick Ewing are involved, in which case some NBA lackey just folds one edge of the card so Stern knows which one to pull out of the spinning basket.