Roundup: Tupac Performed at Coachella, the Bobcats Lost Their 16th Straight & LA Kings Take 3-0 Lead on Vancouver
Laura Vandervoort … someone in Pippa Middleton’s crew pointed a gun at a paparazzi … this is a fantastic obit … “23 Awesome Behind The Scene Photos From Famous Movies” … naked Governor ran from bears … “Dog braves traffic to stick by fatally struck pal” … really, really long read on the foreclosure crisis … “Car-theft suspect caught defecating on side of I-95” … the Tampa Bay Bucs did a good thing for an employee … is Warren Buffett building a newspaper empire? … the secret service and hookers … “in the intensely competitive start-up scene [in San Francisco], success is as much about who you know as what you know” … this criminal is off the Baltimore streets …
The LA Kings have a stunning 3-0 series lead over the Vancouver Canucks. [Sun]
USC receiver Marquise Lee, one of the best at his position in the nation, had a pretty sad upbringing. [OC Register]
Here’s the final column from Rick Cleveland, Mississippi media legend. [Clarion Ledger]
“Former Chicago Bears wide receiver David Terrell was charged with domestic battery after he allegedly threatened to throw a former girlfriend off the balcony of his Near South Side apartment.” [Sun-Times]
A profile of Kanye West. [The Atlantic]
The Bobcats, losers of 16 straight, are not worthy of Ballin’. [Observer]
Here’s the final column from March Hansen, long-time Iowa columnist. [Des Moines Register]
What would it take for the Browns to get on Hard Knocks? [Scrawl So Hard]
Bruce Irvin, the West Virginia linebacker, is someone to root for at the NFL draft. [Yahoo Sports]
Is Michael Gbinije transferring from Duke? [Duke Basketball Report]
High and Tight: If Our Rock & Roll Baseball Experts Were Commissioner for a Day. [Rolling Stone]
The Jaguars inked Lee Evans to a one-year deal. [Times-Union]
Jared Swopshire is leaving Louisville for Northwestern. [Sun-Times]
Tupac performed at Coachella.
Kevin Durant high-fived a kid Saturday night in Minnesota after this dunk.
Here’s a baby doing pull-ups. [via Adam]

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April 16th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
Those were very cool.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:23 AM
Laura Vandervoort
approved
April 16th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Whos ready for some 11 AM baseball? Woo woo!
April 16th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
At a brewery talking about hologram performers and seems
some drunk people are vehemently against it. Does the family/record label get paid for the performance? Will I eventually walk into a dive bar and see Kurt Cobain, Jimmy Hendrix, Billie Holiday and Mozart jamming?
April 16th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Since i never watch Two Broke Girls, i was unaware of Kat DenningS. yesterday, i was made aware of her and her lovely breasts. Thank you world
April 16th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
The Jaguars inked Lee Evans to a one-year deal.
He can go back to being terrible in anonymity.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
You should also thank that creepy (hero? hero) whoever for uploading her naked.
The Jaguars inked Lee Evans to a one-year deal. [Times-Union]Dream team.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
Lee Evans…from Bills to ravens to jaguars…crash boom…
And soused, that person is a hero indeed
April 16th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
OT:
Go see ‘The Raid Redemption’ immediately. Fucking badass movie with insane gun play, kung fu cranked to 11, and Filipino guys whooping the shit outta one another.
END OT.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
It’s f***ing snowing in Minneapolis right now! Yesterday it was 70 degrees and we had tornado watches/warnings yesterday! Good God Damn morning to you all.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Lane Pryce. Le-gend.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
But is she thick?
April 16th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Lane Pryce. Le-gend.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
A round of beers for reggie. Well played
April 16th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Kat has some thickfreakness.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
“Caught with chewing gum on his pubis!”
April 16th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
For those expecting the round-up pic from the main page, I present to you
Laura Vandervoort
April 16th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
The Raid Redemption
That does look good. I had to settle for watching Cedar Rapids this weekend, turned it into a 45-minute movie by just skipping to all the scenes with John C. Reilly.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Lane Pryce. Le-gend.
I don’t know what I enjoyed more, him beating Pete or kissing Joan.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Without Dandy Sedin, it’s not as surprising. The hit on Handy was a little late yesterday but it was clean. The attempted (and sadly, successful) dive by Kesler afterwards really encapsulates that team.
Never thought I’d be sympathetic to Roberto Luongo but his coach sure does love to fuck with him. Starting Schneider was a panic move.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Any vegas line on how many runners will collapse during theboston marathon today?
April 16th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Thick like a brick. Giddy-up
/Team Bewbs
April 16th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
What’s the temperature supposed to be?
April 16th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Forgot that one too…and they all laughed their asses off on that. I love how they are making Pete an even bigger douche than he already was and Don telling him not to throw what he has away and how Pete is totally feeling like a boy compared to Don.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Anyone check out the St. Louis Cardinals’ World Series rings?
Cardinals put ‘Rally Squirrel’ on World Series ring
No dog in that fight, but I thought that was pretty cool to give a shout out to that moment.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Htown, mid 80s. Hotter than it usually is this time of year in tthe northeast.
And caribou, despite your love of the fins and bama, you’re a good egg.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
I don’t know what’s more disappointing. The Pens embarrassing effort in the playoffs, or Draper not getting any poon at the whore house while that dipnoodle Pete gets a nice piece of ass.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
helped Geoffrey Mutai finish in 2 hours, 3 minutes, 2 seconds for the fastest marathon ever
That’s insane, from last year’s race. A 4:40 mile average. That race could be a catastrophe. They better have about 40,000 IV bags ready and people who can administer them.
I didn’t realize that race took first-timers.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Highs in the 80′s I believe. 100+ collapses, but only because people didn’t hydrate properly. I expect the elites shouldn’t be affected too much, maybe 20-30 seconds.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Jiminy Cricket!!!!
April 16th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Yea, there was a crazy tailwind last year.
And that’s the problem with Boston. There’s a large amount of charity runners, which is great, but when conditions arise like this it can be very dangerous.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
awfully dusty in here today.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
thickfreakness.
your black keys are showing
April 16th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
“23 Awesome Behind The Scene Photos From Famous Movies”
Howard Hawks. LEGEND.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
As long as Pete gets called King. Loved how the girl in drivers ed class gets felt up at the end while Pete watched. Now if Mohawk goes away and Roger gets a big client we can go back to the proper food chain at CSPD?
April 16th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Does it? One of our good friends, who grew up in NH, had been trying for years to qualify. She had to break 3:45 in a sanctioned marathon to get into Boston and just finally did a few months ago (now she has 2 years to enter/run at Boston).
April 16th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
that was an odd episode last night, seemed incredibly surreal for everything but Pete and Lane’s fight.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
I still havent seen any episode of mad men..not on purpose. Just never caught on in the beginning and havent been able to catch up. Will do eventually…with the hopes of punching January Jones in the face
April 16th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Cabin in the Woods was eh. Don’t rush and go see it…
And I can’t watch that dog video anymore, too heartbreaking.
/dogs are the best
April 16th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
This was pretty much the beginning of the end right here. Truth be known I’m kind of glad it’s playing out this way, for a number of reasons. It’s also clear they weren’t going to the final this year, so might as well get a full summer of rest and reboot this team.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
damn that picture is heartbreaking.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Here’s a baby doing pull-ups.
pretty strong, for a baby. Also, that’s some kick ass parenting. Put some cartoons on the computer and let the kid figure out how to get up there.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
The episode from season four where Don and Lane get trashed and see Godzilla might be my favorite. Lane has always been great.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Thanks A.P. (artist formerly TJ21)
April 16th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
In addition to the intensely competitive start-up scene, who you know is also important in other fields, including: everywhere.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
after training the last 3 month for a half-marathon, I can tell you, tail wind or not, that is fucking incredible.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
do you guys know who Dan Pompei is? He’s got an article with the first negative things I’ve read all draft season about DeCastro. He goes on to bash every single guard available for drafting.
I assume he’s some sort of authority.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Bruce Irvin, the West Virginia linebacker, is someone to root for at the NFL draft.
Did he kill someone.
The Boston marathon is going to be a trail of bodies today.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Thick like a brick. Giddy-up
/Team Bewbs
Holy potatoes!
“23 Awesome Behind The Scene Photos From Famous Movies”
Dr. Strangelove! At one point, Sellers was supposed to also play Maj Kong, but he struggled with the Texas accent. Would have been his 4th (!) character in the film.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
I think you’re gonna have to get in line with this group. I have never seen an character that exudes such malcontent. Betty is a bi-atch.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
I know he is a newspaper writer, dirt. Ive heard him interviewed on either espnradio or dan patrick show before
April 16th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
not nearly as many as andrew luck
April 16th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
“in the
intensely competitive start-up sceneevery industry[in San Francisco]everywhere, success is as much about who you know as what you know”/didn’t read the article
April 16th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
holy shit, johnny troutman from PSU is on that list? two years ago, cameron heyward embarrassed troutman for an entire game, it seemed. it was awesome.
/all i got
April 16th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Caribou, i just think JJ is a horrible actress. Nice to look at..no redeeming acting chops
April 16th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
The dude is all over the place. He also has a fine taste of chocolate bunnies.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Let’s hear it for waking up at 7 when you dont have to work til 1!!!
Damnit
April 16th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
These chocolate bunnies???
April 16th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Fire your coach while you’re at it. That team needs a different identity. Embrace the villain role.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Just read a synopsis for The Cabin in the Woods. Can’t get that five minutes back, unfortunately.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Fire your coach while you’re at it.
Mac T.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Let’s give it up for Margery Tyrell everybody
April 16th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
sam raimi should have made the movie with that premise, but then he’d be accused of trying to rip off evil dead and the movie would actually be pretty good.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Starting Schneider was a panic move.
This. 100%. Luongo had a 0.951 even strength save % in the first two games, he’s not the reason they were down 2-0.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
What a dirty little slut she is.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
“Former Chicago Bears wide receiver David Terrell was charged with domestic battery after he allegedly threatened to throw a former girlfriend off the balcony of his Near South Side apartment.”
He’s only 33???
His mug shot shows that mildly cross-eyed look of someone who would snap at the smallest provocation.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Saw Martha Marcy May Marlene…wow, a really intense thriller…plus Elizabeth Olsen boobs. Glad she has the talent and didnt go through the meltdowns as the older sisters did after child stardom fucked them over
April 16th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Let’s give it up for Margery Tyrell everybody
2 things.
#1: Yay, more incest?
#2: That first camera angle on her (from below, up her nose) was not flattering. Later, when she got ‘em out, I liked her better.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
1 – I definitely did not sense they were about the incest when reading the 2nd & 3rd books.
2 – Agree 100%. When she busted them out was like Fast Times at Ridgemont High level of busting them out.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
I assume he’s some sort of authority.
pompei was/is a chicago guy, trib, sun times
He’s only 33???
His mug shot shows that mildly cross-eyed look of someone who would snap at the smallest provocation.
we still hear his sound bite “I’m a Michigan man for life”
April 16th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
This. Rackage.
Glad they caught that fucker from Baltimore.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Among the dozen or so people in Mississippi who are literate.
/ Hattiesburg green-card’d
April 16th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Has Dan Bylsma been fired yet? How about Rejean Shero?
April 16th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
1 – I definitely did not sense they were about the incest when reading the 2nd & 3rd books.
Renly’s Rainbow Guard was the tell.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Damn, Angie Dickinson could get it back in the day.
Howard Hawks + The Thing From Another World = legend.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
i was unaware of Kat DenningS. yesterday, i was made aware of her and her lovely breasts
what you should also be aware of is that kat dennings looks exactly like a grass carp.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
/googles margery tyrell
//ooh Natalie Dormer..yes please
April 16th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Hey, at least you didn’t get compared to Colin Cowturd on these boards over the weekend. That happened to me, and I’m still down in the dumps about it.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
I’ll be happy to put Joel Quenneville in witness protection if this happen.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Glad she has the talent and didnt go through the meltdowns as the older sisters did after child stardom fucked them over
The Olsen twins pumped out tons of clothing and kids movies and at some point, and have a net worth of $100+ million. Rough.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
“Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.”
April 16th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Are there any Devils fan readers? I couldn’t give a shit about that series so I’m curious what happened.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Figures the gay man is married to the hottest wife of the seven kingdoms. Too bad a badass like Ned Stark married a ghost face like Lady Stark. No wonder he was ready to die.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Margery Tyrell takes the award for worst set of boobs as seen on GoT.
Clay, how did you feel about the casting of Brienne of Tarth? At first I thought her face was way too good looking but they made her look uglier as the episode went on.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Scripty,
I failed at sarcasm with the olsen twins part.
SC, i watched the game. It hasnt been an exciting series thus far
April 16th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Where’d this happen?
April 16th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
i thought that was just reserved for the lannisters and targaryans and the guy north of the wall in the books, guess i misread something?
April 16th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Great – now I have “Moving in Stereo” stuck in my head (along with Phoebe Cates bewbs)
April 16th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Wow, SG not throwing punches. And no, Lysa Arryn wins that award.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
1 – I definitely did not sense they were about the incest when reading the 2nd & 3rd books.
Renly’s Rainbow Guard was the tell.
oh, that’s the tell about the homosexuality from the books, but not really the incest. But the Margaery character isn’t really fully fleshed out until book 4, except that here, they just give her to you fully fleshed out (and fully fleshed out, if you catch my second meaning).
April 16th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I bet you were really something before electricity.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Yet another example of the stupidity of babies. The fucking chair is right there, asshole. You could have been watching cartoons ten minutes ago!
April 16th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Agreed on the crappy boobs, and my initial thought on the Brienne casting was that it was very strong.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
what you should also be aware of is that kat dennings looks exactly like a grass carp.
Fantastic.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Don’t worry about it.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
The ship captain’s daughter that Greyjoy was banging below deck wins that award hands down.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
the award for worst set of boobs
I once had to end a relationship b/c of a bad pair.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
I am definitely a fan of the Brienne casting.
/high fives
April 16th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
The actress looks like someone put Tilda Swinton’s head on Rebecca Lobo’s body.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
i always pictured her to look like the hefty woman cop from third watch, who also played the butterface with a heart problem on this season of shameless.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Prototypical “Cleveland nine” right there.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Now if it was a dog doing pullups, it would obviously be the best video ever…
April 16th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Clay, how did you feel about the casting of Brienne of Tarth? At first I thought her face was way too good looking but they made her look uglier as the episode went on.
I never thought she was pretty, the actress. She was OK. Obviously, the actress isn’t going to be doing any of her own stunt work. She seemed to have a little limp.
She was ugly enough, and they tried to make her seem huger with perspective. I’m glad they didnt’ cast a lady wrestler or something.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Yours or hers?
April 16th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Wow. Can’t believe I forgot about those. They were…. yikes.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
“in the intensely competitive INSERT ANY PROFESSION HERE scene, success is as much about who you know as what you know”
April 16th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
The actress looks like someone put Tilda Swinton’s head on Rebecca Lobo’s body.
that’s what it needed. A giant white WNBA center. This actress didn’t seem like she had any agility, less even than a giant white WNBA center.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
You mean Chyna wouldn’t have been perfect for it?
April 16th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Drove up to NY, saw Hannibal Burress at Caroline’s. Very funny guy, he does observational humor. If you like Aziz Ansari, you’ll like Burress.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
I’ve been aware of Kat Dennings since I was like 11 when she was in that Bob Saget sitcom. She had Double D’s when she was 14
April 16th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Yet another example of the stupidity of babies. The fucking chair is right there, asshole. You could have been watching cartoons ten minutes ago!
I posted this two years ago, but this is my own stupid kid running before he could walk. He still can’t do pullups though. He wont’ even touch a monkey bar.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
How we all forget about Nicole Bass.
/probably a good thing
April 16th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
If you like Aziz Ansari, you’ll like Burress.
I don’t, so I won’t. I don’t like anybody who came from that sketch show. Not Nick Kroll, not the gap toothed guy, not Aziz.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
She took out Loras with great fundamentals
April 16th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
He’s got some quicks. How old was he in that video?
April 16th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Nice rack on Clay’s wife.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
No, I don’t catch it. Can you explain?
April 16th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Anyone see the SNL skot on GOT this week?
/needs more boobs
April 16th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
And no, Lysa Arryn wins that award.
if she’s the one gryjoy was hosing on the ship two weeks ago, then yes. those were like uh, i can’t even come up with a description besides unappealing
/smile with your mouth closed
April 16th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Took me a while to get over the Mitch Hedburg thing with Hannibal. Now I’m a fan.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
No she’s the breastfeeding psychopath in the Vale.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
No, she was the one who was breast feeding her 6 year old kid (Robert Arryn) in the first season. She’s Cat’s sister in the Vale.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Wow, dodging Mad Men spoilers is hard as hell. We lost power for six hours yesterday and missed it.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
He’s got some quicks. How old was he in that video?
like 1 year on the button
Nice rack on Clay’s wife.
she’s got the big guns. Also, we normally don’t have dirty laundry just lying around, but my brother and his partner were visiting. That was their laundry. And TJ was the guy yammering, not me. I was undoubtedly ignoring my kid.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Is that your voice in the background?!
April 16th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Stereotypical sloppy gay men, goddamn.
Veteran move.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Didn’t Ron Mexico link to the Rolling Stone piece last week? I could have sworn he did.
Seriously? Is this some sort of schtick you do, or are you really saying that the one year old should be able to figure that out?
April 16th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Based on what I’ve seen of him, Burress is considerably better than Anzari or any of the other Human Giant dudes, who I agree aren’t really ever that funny.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
sorry cleet hadn’t got that far yet
April 16th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
LOL. I’m a slob.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Anzari was really good on Bob’s Burgers but I don’t care for him or Glover. Too much schtick and whimsy.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Ok, good. So we can continue to picture you as The Hound.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Never wanted to see this when it was in theaters but decided to give it a few minutes on Saturday. Surprisingly good lazy Saturday morning movie. John C. Reilly has to save the movie numerous times but he makes it worthwhile.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Is that your voice in the background?!
no, that’s TJ. He’s from Thailand. I sound like your industry standard white asshole.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Ok, good. So we can continue to picture you as The Hound.
minus that fine head of hair.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Standard industry white asshole…i would think you live in Philly, not vermont
April 16th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I just appreciated that Hannibal wasn’t the kind of comedian who take the “black people do this, white people do this” approach. He wasn’t on Human Giant either. His style isn’t as spastic as Aziz’s. I admit Aziz in his routine can be hit or miss.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I watched Our Idiot Brother last night.
Loved it. However I think Doug Benson nailed it when he said it should have been called “My Cunty Sisters.” I mean holy shit they were all massive bitches.
I did like that a struggling stand up comic living with ten people in a NYC loft doesn’t even consider having an abortion though, great safe approach to the story there.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I thought that was a prop boob.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I posted this two years ago, but this is my own stupid kid running before he could walk. He still can’t do pullups though. He wont’ even touch a monkey bar.
ha! after that speedcrawl i expected him to vault onto the bed like the dog demon in ghostbusters
reminds me of a baby i saw at a family picnic. it had some strange crawl that seemed like a chimpanzee move crossed with the exorcist 3 crawling down the stairs with the head upside down. very fast and freaky
April 16th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Great last column by Rick Cleveland.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Me too. I didn’t count her at all.
As for the chick Theon banged on the boat, she was lying down so of course her boobs were going to be all sloppy. I bet the same shit would have happened to Margery.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Ya I can’t believe we’re ignoring the fact that Clay clearly let his kid get raised by wolves.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Seriously? Is this some sort of schtick you do, or are you really saying that the one year old should be able to figure that out?
He’s just channeling his inner Louis CK.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
mike wallace was a badass. that tribute was awesome.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
I thought that was a prop boob.
you nursed on a prop boob. Until last year.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Dammit. I was totally hoping that was your voice.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
even the worst ditch diggers had that figured out at 9 months.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
I have zero desire to see “Yara” naked. What an ugly chick. I pictured that character as much more lithe and appealing, if a little leathery.
But not dumpy and grimy. Take a bath in the sea, piglet.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Any updates on the draft thingy?
April 16th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
link to the Rolling Stone piece last week
you are correct.
John C. Reilly has to save the movie numerous times but he makes it worthwhile.
Ed Hardy’s reaction to his first meth hit was great.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Actually she was sitting up at first. And scarily, they looked far worse than when she was lying down.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Yet another example of the stupidity of babies. The fucking chair is right there, asshole. You could have been watching cartoons ten minutes ago!
Seriously? Is this some sort of schtick you do, or are you really saying that the one year old should be able to figure that out?
what’s actually funny about that exchange is that I bet that chair is tied to that table, so the baby doesn’t either just get in it, or try to get in it, and conk his coconut on the ground. I’m sure that baby already thought of that. They figure shit out fast.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Any updates on the draft thingy?
you missed it. We had to pick for you.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
GloriousMullet Says:
Any updates on the draft thingy?
Mighty brave of you to show up in here after the death of The Lobster.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Would have been the most jarring thing since we first heard TBL.
/Barry Earl Jones’d
April 16th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I have zero desire to see “Yara” naked. What an ugly chick. I pictured that character as much more lithe and appealing, if a little leathery.
But not dumpy and grimy. Take a bath in the sea, piglet.
I feel like she’s hiding a really nice body under that filth. No evidence to back that up though, just a pure gut call.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
just a pure gut call.
I think you mean gunt. Either that, or she’s wearing a fake paunch when she’s on a horse.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
I thought Duffy’s voice was more disturbing.
April 16th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Since when is 87 a tough guy?
April 16th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Uh…uh..well, yeah…um…uhh yeah so did I.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
If you’re talking about Ed Helms, I thought he did pretty well in this movie. His character is similar to the Hangover characters but he didn’t take this guy over the top very often, which I thought made it seem more genuine. I missed his meth hit but I imagine it was at the party with the prostitute and her uncle. I left the room when he jumped in the truck with them and came back in when she was coking up in the bathroom. I imagine it happened while I was out of the room.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
For real? Yeah, he stammered about in the one interview I heard, but I suspect he wasn’t doing tons of radio before that, so being nervous is to be expected. His actual voice sounded normal. TBLs sounded…different. When you think of his photo with Alba (crazy eyes special) and add his voice into the mix the chance for high comedy is there.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
It was because I questioned whether some alleged supermodel deserved the “super” qualifier.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Tim Ryan sounded just as expected when i heard him call into Francesa’s show
April 16th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
I thought he gave up the role because he broke his leg and couldn’t do the scenes (which is also why he’s in the wheelchair as Strangelove).
I also love the fact that no one told Slim Pickens the movie was a comedy, and he played it straight.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
I miss that dude.
Classic Hedberg:
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut … I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut.”
April 16th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Whoa.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
You’re both right and wrong. He got the accent right but hurt his ankle and couldn’t sit in the cockpit.
He didn’t break his leg, his two other characters were walking around plenty of times.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
That’s the point though. She should’ve been a little chubbier.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
i’m surprised more people here don’t think the movie is awesome just from the pretty damn funny references to “the wire”.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Huskerdawg, WTF. I would be running the hell away
/awaits the impending sportsgal freakout after looking at the picture.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
I would have shit myself if I saw a bat the size of a toddler.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
interesting response…my first reaction would be “hey, now i have a use for this 1994 cleveland indians stadium opener commemorative minibat.”
later that night, we’d feast on bat tacos.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
For some reason it reminded me of Jeepers Creepers.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Check out the talons on that bad boy. And the fangs on the guy standing next to it.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Jeepers Creepers
Top 5 worst movies I’ve ever seen.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Really? Justin Long dies and gets his face ripped off. What retard standard do you have for a movie being good if this doesn’t meet it?
April 16th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Along with the 3 star wars prequels, howard the duck, the last indiana jones movie, titanic, and top gun.
/throws top gun grenade
//exit stage left
April 16th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
howard the duck
Shut your whore mouth!
April 16th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
The sequel, however, is craptastically good, with Ray Wise using a homemade cannon to shoot giant arrows at the monster.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Really? That’s it? You’ve led a very sheltered life.
/Spice World
//in the theaters
///didn’t get me laid, but got me a BJ
April 16th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Really? Justin Long dies and gets his face ripped off. What retard standard do you have for a movie being good if this doesn’t meet it?
Not even close to enough to redeem that awful movie.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
I think he filmed the Mandrake/Jack Ripper scenes first, before he hurt his leg.
IIRC, the president is mostly sitting in the War Room, not a lot of movement.
I still marvel that Kubrick got that name past the censors — Merkin Muffley.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Stbear, i was just throwing shit out there off the top of my head. There are more shitty movies ive seen.
Me myself and irene wasnt shitty but it did get me a handy in the theater.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
i’m surprised more people here don’t think the movie is awesome just from the pretty damn funny references to “the wire”.
you mean, “The original HBO program, The Wire”
April 16th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Mimic got me the same thing.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Me myself and irene wasnt shitty but it did get me a handy in the theater.
Mimic got me the same thing.
you guys are sad. I’ve jerked off at dozens of movies. You don’t see me listing them here.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Agreed.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Dirt, i wouldnt expect you to list the ones you saw at the adult bookstore with the other 5 guys in the mini theater with pants around ankles
April 16th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Fruit bats are large, but there are a lot of perspective issues with that photo. They’re more like small baby size, but have a ridiculous wingspan.
/jmorris’ish’d
April 16th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
@ Clayton, @ Scripty:
I’m not pickin up what you guys are throwin down, but I appreciate you picking for me
April 16th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
If you don’t get swept up in the passionate subtext of A Clockwork Orange, then you have no soul.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Brazzers had two Clockwork Orange porno parodies last year. Very well done.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
but I appreciate you picking for me
nothing has happened yet.
April 16th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Dirt I thought you’d string that out a few more days. Mullett, see the Dwaywn Schintzius RIP thread for my comment.
April 16th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Dirt I thought you’d string that out a few more days.
I’m nice to n00bs now. I am shitty toward the bloggers instead.
April 16th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
As for the chick Theon banged on the boat, she was lying down so of course her boobs were going to be all sloppy. I bet the same shit would have happened to Margery.
Actually she was sitting up at first. And scarily, they looked far worse than when she was lying down.
That’s the point though. She should’ve been a little chubbier.
the breats were weirdly shaped and small. that’s the point. when she laid down, problem was gone, and you could focus on her neediness and shitty teeth
April 16th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Well played Scripty, well played.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Nada, your account is more accurate than mine regarding Dr. Strangelove. From Wikipedia:
Sellers ended up playing just three of the four roles written for him. He was expected to play Air Force Major T. J. “King” Kong, the B-52 Stratofortress aircraft commander, but from the beginning Sellers was reluctant. He felt his workload was too heavy and he worried he would not properly portray the character’s Texas accent. Kubrick pleaded with him and asked screenwriter Terry Southern (who had been raised in Texas) to record a tape with Kong’s lines spoken in the correct accent. Using Southern’s tape, Sellers managed to get the accent right, and started shooting the scenes in the airplane. But then Sellers sprained an ankle and could not work in the cramped cockpit set.