Drunken NFL Fans Who Are Kicked Out of the Stadium Now Must Pay for Online Course To Return To Games
Yesterday, the New York Post reported on a NFL program where unruly fans who are ejected from stadium will now be required to complete an online course costing, in most cases, $75, to return to the stadium. The program got underway at MetLife Stadium with Danny DeLorenzi, stadium security and safety services director, according to this earlier article from Sports Business Journal.
DeLorenzi’s “anti-knucklehead” unit roams the stadium undercover looking for troublemakers. He also came up with the idea for completion of a course before an ejected fan can return for future games. As proof that it pays to be well-placed on Google, he found Dr. Ari Novick, a licensed psychotherapist specializing in anger management and alcohol awareness. Novick had this comment on his website:
“Often the spectators who become violent about others who don’t support their team is because they have over identified or objectified with the team in an unhealthy way. I’m almost thinking the professional sports motto in general should be something like “Like us, but don’t love us”. Liking a team is much easier and doesn’t come with all the emotional baggage that love has.”
You can say that again. Of course, fans who merely like teams don’t pack out stadiums as much, and devote not only the game time but four hours before drinking and cooking in the parking lot and buying $10 beers.
Novick and DeLorenzi worked together to design a course of questions for offenders to complete. Entering this season, it is now “best practices” for the NFL stadiums, and the majority will use it in some form.
The test, though, isn’t exactly grueling. Individuals who were kicked out for rude behavior and drunkenness need to merely be able to figure out how to answer true/false questions about whether rude behavior and drunkenness is appropriate. The Post includes some sample questions:
TRUE/FALSE: Behaving badly towards other fans, such as fighting, swearing or threatening them, is OK as long as they deserve it.
TRUE/FALSE: Every fan has a right to like any team they wish. Using abuse language towards fans who support teams you don’t like will not be tolerated.
(I’m assuming several of our commenters have already had to take this exam, so let us know some of the other fun questions in the comment section. If you still need to register, here is the link)
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April 16th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Jebus.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Well, how was it, Soused?
April 16th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
What about the fans that are caught going to poundtown in the bathroom?
April 16th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
If I had to put money on somebody I’d go with… moleman. Or Ballz.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
I’ve found that the best way to sneak liquor into a stadium is to buy two pints of Jim Beam or whatever, wear jeans, put the pints in both of the back pockets, then cover with an untucked shirt/jacket. When you go for the security pat-down, the dude doing it will avoid touching your ass, so he’ll miss the booze. Go inside, buy a big soda, then go to party town.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
As proof that it pays to be well-placed on Google, he found Dr. Ari Novick, a licensed psychotherapist specializing in anger management and alcohol awareness.
It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
All depends on the type of “pounding”….
Rape?
Consensual?
Gay?
Pegging?
April 16th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
I’ve found that the best way to sneak liquor into a stadium is
Pour into zip lock bag and layer over, as my alcoholic WVU fan tells me.
and no, there is no other WVU fan…
April 16th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
/ OT
The lead story right now on ESPN.com is the WNBA draft. The WNBA draft! Jeebus Christo.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Based on some of the people I’ve seen get kicked out of Raider games, I am not sure they have internet access.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
In my bra.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Nice!
April 16th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Rectum
April 16th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
“Win or lose/We always booze!”
I love Mountaineer Field.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Shit, become rich, become a booster and buy a suite. Then you don’t have to sneak it in, they serve it to you right out in the open.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Important Jets-specific question to test sanity. If you answer false, you’re not allowed back in the stadium:
“TRUE/FALSE: Mark Sanchez is not a franchise QB.”
April 16th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Gate D at that hell hole in New Jersey should be pretty empty this coming season.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
+1 That’s how I did at NASCAR races in Richmond.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
Gate D full of Jets fans at that hell hole in New Jersey should be pretty empty this coming season.
Giants fans actually behave much better than Jets fans.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Holy SHIT there are NASCAR tracks that you can’t bring in your own alcohol at? At Charlotte you can bring in one cooler per person, only rule is no glass bottles.
Why the fuck even go?
April 16th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
No, you can bring the alcohol into tracks (one cooler rule like you said), but I like my liquor in large quantities
/Liquor up front, poker in the rear
April 16th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
How the hell do they enforce this? If i get kicked out of Cleveland Browns stadium, I guarantee I won’t have an issue getting in the stadium the following year. Does every ticket vendor have my personal picture in their pocket so they know I’m banned?
April 16th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Smart, smart man.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
if they let people smoke weed at stadiums, concession revenue would increase and nobody’d get in a fight because they’d just sit there and watch.
problems = solved
April 16th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
I think the stakes are raised quite a bit if you are caught again (having been banned/not passed the class)…criminal trespassing. It’s a deterrent.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Okay, we should probably get started on commenter mock. Here’s the list of commenters. If your name is on it, send me an email to my gmail address (I’ll use that one so this doesn’t get lost amid other emails), which is jasonlisk1. I have access to emails for you, but some may not use the one you signed up here with, so just to be safe, email me. I will then send occasional updates about the draft, and reminders to those up next. After you pick, you can separately send me a short write up per team (like 40 words or less) with the pick. If we go more than that, the post gets too long. BSanders, you are on the clock.
1 Colts, Bsanders
2 Redskins (From Rams) Jay V
3 Vikings Ark
4 Browns Spencer096
5 Buccaneers Babar
6 Rams (From Redskins) Roarke
7 Jaguars Geezeus
8 Dolphins Caribou
9 Panthers GloriousMullett
10 Bills A.P.
11 Chiefs Daniel Stave
12 Seahawks jmorris
13 Cardinals *Starkweather
14 Cowboys Urinal Mint
15 Eagles PhillyMantis
16 Jets Senator Jersey
17 Bengals (From Raiders) José Ovechkin
18 Chargers SROD
19 Bears Vez
20 Titans *reggie_dunlap
21 Bengals Coach Mike Woodson
22 Browns (From Falcons) Script
23 Lions JHS
24 Steelers Brawny Tom
25 Broncos *Broccoli Beef
26 Texans Nathan Wind
27 Patriots (From Saints) WWOS
28 Packers ButtersBC
29 Ravens *Clayton Cargill
30 49ers Ballz
31 Patriots Cleet
32 Giants Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
April 16th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
You know he’s got a point. However, they would need jumbotron recaps every 4-5 minutes for short term memory purposes.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Totally agree.
Anytime anyone tries to sell me on going to a NASCAR event, the centerpiece of the sell job is the drunkenness and that you can bring it in with you.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
…or what? If you have season tickets sure, but I’ve never understood how arenas ban people who only go to games every once in a while.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
What, you CAN’T smoke weed at half time of NFL games?
/Vet Stadium’d
April 16th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
If his pick isn’t 6 hours after the draft’s finished, and accompanied by multiple Wikipedia cut ‘n pastes, I’m calling this a fraud.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
the hell? I thought I was the only Titans fan around here.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
I was at an Eagles game three years ago way up high in the 200 level at the Linc and there was definitely a dude getting a blowie two rows up from us, and dudes in front of who were sharing a pipe.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Otto’s jacket is up in here.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
the hell? I thought I was the only Titans fan around here.
the asterisk means he volunteered to fill a team. Did you volunteer?
April 16th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Facial recognition software!
April 16th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Easy miz, easy… dont poke the Lisk bear
April 16th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Useless once I get that eye replacement surgery.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
I have friends with season tickets and from the stories they’ve told me, your story doesn’t surprise me.
The first time I saw bare breasts and smelled marijuana was when I was at an Eagles game at the age of 12. I’d believe just about any story about something that happened at an Eagles game at the Vet.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
yes.
/no
April 16th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
So odd not seeing a number less than 10 here.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
golfers- any thoughts on the jpx irons?
April 16th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Part of me hopes Spencer takes Russell Wilson at 4 just to watch the subsequent Dirt meltdown.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Because of the job you did with the mock draft, I’m gonna let that ones slide.
April 16th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
You can in San Francisco.
/ Eyewitness’d and I-participate’d
April 16th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
Spencer is picking 4th for the second year in a row
April 16th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
mizuno jpx.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
What exactly have I signed up for?
/wasn’t paying attention
April 16th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
/Minority Report’d
April 16th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
I’ve been offered 40s of malt liquor, joints, and bowls in the stands at Raider games.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
ive heard a lot of good things over at golfwrx and mizuno sure knows irons.
im not the best person to ask about irons tho…i havent really tested many sets out and am a muscleback/blade guy. not really experienced with cavity back sets.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
i can’t tell if he’s serious or not…but im doing it right this year. regardless of whether or not i think he’s overreacting, he’s got a point that i did pretty much fuck the entire thing up last year.
frankly though, i didn’t fuck it up any worse than TBL has been fucking up his NBA mock drafts by not including internationals. AND the bengals are a retarded organization, meaning a stupid pick was not out of the realm of possibility.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Clarification on the draft though…
Are we doing who we would take if we were the GM of that team? Or who we think they are going to take?
April 16th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
You better wear that badge with pride and honor.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:13 PM
If I made any errors in tracking those commenter draft names, I apologize but you can feel free to blame Lisk. I did my best to track them all but we’d have a random post on SAT and two people would talk and say, Oh, put me down for such and such then. Requests were all over the place. It was the equivalent of four women packing a car for a camping trip.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
You’re from Cleveland, it’s not like you had a choice in the matter; it was preordained.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Or 4 dudes going on a beer run.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
The weird thing about the Mallet pick is it didn’t hurt the mock too much since he didn’t actually go in the 1st round. It had a bit of a domino affect, moving Green to the Browns, but I think if you had gone with like Patrick Peterson, it would have further effed it up.
Besides, we know accuracy is out the window because the real thing will have trades we cannot simulate.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
I completed the course on my phone whilst calling strangers cunts.
Fuck the NFL, I steal your content every Sunday and spit on your truck commercials. Maybe if drinks weren’t $10 for piss swill people wouldn’t get knacker hammered in the parking lot. Toronto FC games have the highest rate of booze consumption,the most affordable booze (carlsberg) and I have never seen a fight. Every Blue Jay game is guaranteed to have a scrap because $14 beers (piss swill) force you to bring in a crotch mickey.
(length of games, drinking ability of fans are also factors)
Fuck the NFL and their dystopion Re-Neducation program. Suck my balls Goddell.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
I think it is a bit of both.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
I’ve found that the best way to sneak liquor into a stadium is
In my bra.
Wow.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Not sure about the rest of the comment, but you won my heart with this gem.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Well that’s just charcoal.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Well, how was it, Soused?
I completed the course on my phone whilst calling strangers cunts.
Fuck the NFL, I steal your content every Sunday and spit on your truck commercials. Maybe if drinks weren’t $10 for piss swill people wouldn’t get knacker hammered in the parking lot. Toronto FC games have the highest rate of booze consumption,the most affordable booze (carlsberg) and I have never seen a fight. Every Blue Jay game is guaranteed to have a scrap because $14 beers (piss swill) force you to bring in a crotch mickey.
(length of games, drinking ability of fans are also factors)
Fuck the NFL and their dystopion Re-Neducation program. Suck my balls Goddell.
This is how you debate.
April 16th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
If I made any errors in tracking those commenter draft names, I apologize but you can feel free to blame Lisk. I did my best to track them all but we’d have a random post on SAT and two people would talk and say, Oh, put me down for such and such then. Requests were all over the place. It was the equivalent of four women packing a car for a camping trip.
You did fine.
April 16th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
… and the long, meddling arm of one Roger S. Goodell just got longer.