Comments on: Alex Morgan Happy Playing Soccer in Seattle With Boyfriend Servando Carrasco

By: gopats1287

gopats1287 — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:39:54 +0000

Hey Servando I am rooting for you! Now.. when are you going to make it official? Let’s be honest, it has been four years since you and Alex have been dating?

At this time you should finish strong and FINALLY POP THE QUESTION TO HER!!! And as for Alex Morgan… don’t be ashamed and proclaim yourself as Alex Carrasco upon marriage and if you ever get picked to pose for the next SI swimsuit issue, please pose with your BF! I really want to see a WNT Jersey w/ your number(13) with “Carrasco” instead of “Morgan”

Jolie and Pitt(Brangelina) and Bieber/Gomez need to watchout for this couple(“Alevando”) Alex and Serva can give both couples a beating for their money!!

PS: Alex and Serva should take notes and do lunch w/ Trista and Ryan Sutter.

By: Mugatu

Mugatu — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 22:19:27 +0000

*gasp* I do declare.

By: countolaf

countolaf — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:08:00 +0000

Neither of them is Famous. Please correct yourself.

By: heldover

heldover — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:04:32 +0000

wouldn’t you rather hear the one about the giant, super sweaty dude that used to pound the holy hell out of her insides with his giant cock, but she had to break up with him because she couldn’t take how sweaty he got while pounding the holy hell out of her insides with his giant cock?

Great post. Or GREATEST POST?

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:03:26 +0000

that happened. I’m serious.

Your interpretation of the events is really off though. And unnecessarily detailed.

By: Clayton Cargill

Clayton Cargill — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:52:21 +0000

Good god, Clay.

that happened. I’m serious. She told us about it more than once.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:52:15 +0000

Cargill from downtiown

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:50:50 +0000

Good god, Clay.

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:45:14 +0000

this post has TBL’s fingerprints all over it

By: Clayton Cargill

Clayton Cargill — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:44:03 +0000

I’ll bet that’s the one her tiny tot of a husband likes best

By: Clayton Cargill

Clayton Cargill — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:43:40 +0000

I’m waiting for CJ to come back and tell us all the story about how her swim team in high school got DQ’d for shaving at the state tourney.

By: Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:35:35 +0000

7. BasketballUm, really? Not unless you are 6'7''

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:31:32 +0000

I’m waiting for CJ to come back and tell us all the story about how her swim team in high school got DQ’d for shaving at the state tourney.

By: got_em_looking

got_em_looking — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:29:13 +0000

I give you one Allison Stokke.

I raise you one Leryn Franco

By: cleet

cleet — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:25:57 +0000

negated by the fact that the vast majority are batshit crazy

I have to agree with this. Just about all the swimmers I have known in my life are off their rocker.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:24:27 +0000

I think tennis has the highest batting average.

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:23:00 +0000

How did this comment come off as angry to some of you guys?

I’m sure it was the caps. I’M SURE IT WAS THE CAPS!

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:22:17 +0000

Swimmers have manly shoulders and backs, and any other physical attractiveness is negated by the fact that the vast majority are batshit crazy. I think it’s the chlorine.
St. Bear knows.

I was friends with a trio of swimmers in college. They quit the team sophomore or junior year, but still went to all the parties. Not that attractive (one of them was ok), but a blast to hang out with.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:22:08 +0000

Curling.

Absolutely.

/Team Boozy Women

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:21:48 +0000

Alex Morgan just informed me on the twitter machine that she is wearing jean shorts today. That’s good news.