Jessica Dorrell Was Not The Most Qualified Applicant For Her Position at Arkansas Under Bobby Petrino

Arkansas received 159 applications for the position of Student-Athlete Development Coordinator. Jessica Dorrell was hired ahead of some much more qualified candidates. According to Sports Illustrated, some very impressive resumes never got more than a glance.
Among the applicants that never got a look from Petrino and Arkansas – the former Kentucky and Oregon director of football operations, the former director of football operations at UAB, a former employee of the San Francisco 49ers, the Pac-12, the NFL and the University of Missouri, a former Southland Conference associate commissioner, someone who had worked in the recruiting offices at Stanford and Washington and an Arkansas Graduate and who has worked in the student-athlete academic advising departments at Arkansas, Utah and Florida International.
The job was posted on March 4th and was supposed to remain up for 30 days before the school could even begin the interview process. Petrino stepped in. From Sports Illustrated:
Five days later, Arkansas athletic director Jeff Long pushed along a request from Petrino and sent a memo to Danielle Wood, the school’s assistant director of affirmative action, asking if interviews for the position could begin even though the job had been listed for just five days, not the required 30. “We feel that flexibility is needed,” Long wrote.
Records show that on March 12, Carrie DeBriyn, the human resources manager for Arkansas athletics, e-mailed the university’s Office of Equal Opportunity and Compliance to ask that the hiring process be expedited at Petrino’s behest. The e-mail said, “Coach Petrino would like to request to interview early due to needing a Player Development Coordinator as quickly as possible.” Without filling the position quickly, DeBriyn wrote, “we could potentially make a recruiting error with NCAA rules and regulations.” At 10:44 a.m. that same day, approval was granted to interview candidates. According to records, however, Dorrell’s interviews had already been scheduled and were set to begin at 9:30 that same morning.
There you have it. The beginning of the end of Bobby Petrino’s tenure at Arkansas. Still though, how did Petrino get everyone to go along with this hire? I’m guessing his argument was, “She’s definitely the most qualified. If you know what I mean.” Then he winked repeatedly, elbowed everyone in the ribs and shot the double guns to anyone who passed by the window.
Headline note: Ba-dum-tsss!

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April 14th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Jessica Dorrell Was Not The Most Qualified Applicant For Her Position at Arkansas Under Bobby Petrino
Incorrect. She was the most qualified application for the various positions under Bobby Petrino.
April 14th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Shocking
April 14th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Really glad you guys are not beating this story to death here.
April 14th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
I am anxiously waiting to hear about how she got dibs on the Morning coffee before anyone else. Or how she got a parking spot 2 spaces better than someone in her position normally gets.
April 14th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
I need more Petrino / Dorrell news. NAOW.
April 14th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
/Golf clap
I love this story, possibly because it involves noted asshat Bobby Petrino down to the shady details and remaining speculation over the exact happenings…it’s everything I ever wanted out of an off-the-field sports news
April 14th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Still though, how did Petrino get everyone to go along with this hire?
It’s like Victorian England in the Arkansas Athletic Department. Individuals can do whatever they want with their private lives and no one will acknowledge it until discretion is lost and crash your motorcycle with your fuck puppet on the backseat and then lie to everyone as means to cover it up.
Same thing happened to Sir Charles Dilke, minus the motorcycle.
April 14th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
It says a lot about the athletic department that they went solely on the word of Petrino and didn’t closely look at the accomplishments of the other two finalists. Dorrell is as qualified for that position as ATL_Badger is for the position of President of the Noncomplainers of America
April 14th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
it involves noted asshat Bobby Petrino
Does one get a certificate to be declared a “noted asshat”? Or is it like a sainthood, where there’s investigations and studies into your asshat qualities before you are beatified as one?
April 14th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
The latter but just like with the NHL Hall of Fame Petrino was fast-tracked to inclusion
April 14th, 2012 at 5:52 PM
welcome to TBL. please feel free to stay and read the archived pay the playoffs posts.
April 14th, 2012 at 6:21 PM
Does that mean that Alison Melder was more qualified
then????
Yee haw.
/Wouldn’t mind bending her over a barrel and showing her the fifty states, right?
April 15th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Cold Pussy would take this to a whole nother level of scandal, count
April 15th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Say no more, say no more. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
April 15th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Say no more, say no more. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
is she a go-er?
i just shared a couple flying circus videos with broccoli beef on facebook. poor boy has never known the magic of the half hour shows