Jessica Dorrell Used the $20,000 Bobby Petrino Gave Her to Buy an Acura

Because getting Jessica Dorrell a job wasn’t enough … Bobby Petrino somehow felt compelled to throw $20k her way to help her buy a new car.
Bobby Petrino gave Jessica Dorrell a $20,000 gift which the football program employee used to buy a car during her first week on the job.
The information was revealed in athletic director Jeff Long’s letter informing Petrino had been fired April 10. The document was obtained Friday through a Freedom of Information request.
Long outlines the reasons for terminating Petrino four cause under the terms of his Arkansas contract. The fifth reason listed referred to a cash “gift” given to Dorrell. Long wrote that the money was used to purchase a black Acura the first week she worked for the football program.
Imagine if you’re her fiance – she’s got a new job and a new car and she’s fielding early-morning calls and constant texts … [Arkansas News]

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April 14th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Outstanding caption on that Petrino picture.
April 14th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
I really thought this story was dead, and then I about a couple of the people who didn’t get hired for this job she got given.
Nuts.
April 14th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
It only says a “black Acura”, no make or model or photo of her spread out on the Acura in a suggestive pose/outfit. SAD.
April 14th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Hahaha. yes, indeed!
April 14th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
CNNSI just broke down the whole hiring fiasco. Roasted.
April 14th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
I am gone for the bulk of the day but earlier this morning I posted the updated commenter draft request list. (Clayton I threw just an orphan team as requested).
April 14th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Acura makes a quality vehicle. Good choice by the homewrecker.
April 14th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
If I Photoshop Phil Mickelson in drag, rolling around the hood of a black ’94 Integra, will that suffice?
April 14th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Quite the article they posted. Now I am sort of curious to watch if any lawsuits come out of this, taking into consideration the candidates she beat out. They had the “preferred experience” of football work and master’s degree. I guess one could argue that she had significantly, uhm…deeper…football experience than the others.
Also seems that Dorrell was also previously engaged to another athletic department guy, so she’s got a bit of Runaway Bride in her.
April 14th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
just woke up. too early to try and decode this.
April 14th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Imagine if you’re her fiance – she’s got a new job and a new car and she’s fielding early-morning calls and constant texts …
She’s working hard for her money?
BTW, cheapest Acura is the TSX which is $30K. So where did she get the other $10K? Don’t tell me fiance gave it to her…
April 14th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
Hooking?
April 14th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
What world do you guys live in where you have to pay the full price of a car with cash in hand to buy it?