Roundup: Bo Jackson’s Bike Ride, Jabbar on Athlete Money Management & Rob Gronkowski Talks About Tim Tebow’s Virginity
Rachel Bilson … powerful lead to this Cornell hazing story … who doesn’t love reading about Mike Tyson? … Bo Jackson’s bike ride across America … former Glock executive busted for stealing gun, money … police chief in New Hampshire killed eight days before his retirement … LZ Granderson is right – this video is sickening … pretty depressing story about college waiting lists … “Charlotte sports writer shares story of near-suicide, recovery” … Scarlett Johansson feels bad for her non-celebrity boyfriend … ousted Penn State President magically landed a great job … looks, it’s Hayden Panettiere playing tennis in a bikini …
An in-depth look at the QBs in the 2012 NFL draft. [Roto World]
Andre Drummond is leaving UConn after one year for the NBA draft. It’d be a surprise if he wasn’t a Top 5 pick. [Courant]
Only in Utica: Man attempted to rob Utica bank with toilet plunger. [Observer Dispatch]
Kareem Abdul Jabbar and athlete money management. Please pass along to any athletes you know. [ESPN]
How wild was the NASL? WILD. [Post]
Did you know Jessica Dorrell was a high school volleyball star in Texas? [The Big Mac Blog]
Anyone surprised the Vikings don’t seem sold on Matt Kalil of the Trojans? [Pioneer Press]
Quincy Miller is returning to Baylor, and the Bears should be a Top 15 team all season. [Star-Telegram]
Dominic Cheek is leaving Villanova early to enter the NBA draft. He’s unlikely to be taken, but probably has a future overseas. [Inquirer]
Jack Murphy, a Memphis assistant coach, has accepted the Northern Arizona head coaching basketball job. [Commercial Appeal]
Keep on fighting the good fight, Joe Nocera. [NYT]
What was it like hanging with Louis Oosthuizen’s family Sunday afternoon at the Masters? [Wei Under Par]
Heck of an opening: “George Zimmerman is either ignorant or supports hate crimes.” [Dispatch]
Prokhorov on his battle with Mark Cuban for Deron Williams: “Let the best man win. If he wins, I will crush him in the kick-boxing throw-down.” [Star Ledger]
Police chase ends with a shootout on TV. After firing at police, dude gets killed around the :55 mark.
This isn’t a scene from a movie. The police officer tried to give the bus driver a ticket. The driver wasn’t having it, so he took off. The police chief sprung into action, and clung to the windshield for a mile before the bus stopped.
Here’s poor video about Rob Gronkowski saying he’d “Eff Tim Tebow to take his virginity.” [via Adam]
- Someone Shouted “Wooooo! We Did It! We Did It!” After San Antonio Held Off Memphis in Overtime [Video[
- Sergio Garcia Made a ‘Fried Chicken’ Joke Toward Tiger Woods
- 2013 NBA Draft Lottery Complete, Order is Set: Cleveland Cavaliers Get 1st Pick
- Marvin Bagley, a 7th Grader, is 6-foot-7 and Looks to Definitely Have a Basketball Future [Video]
- Robert Griffin III Could Have Planted the Seeds of a Perception Problem After Sending Pictures of Wedding Gifts, Says Washington Writer
- resolutedefense on Sergio Garcia Made a 'Fried Chicken' Joke Toward Tiger Woods
- Dawgfather on Someone Shouted "Wooooo! We Did It! We Did It!" After San Antonio Held Off Memphis in Overtime [Video[
- WheresWallace on Sergio Garcia Made a 'Fried Chicken' Joke Toward Tiger Woods
- Nada on Sergio Garcia Made a 'Fried Chicken' Joke Toward Tiger Woods
- Nada on Someone Shouted "Wooooo! We Did It! We Did It!" After San Antonio Held Off Memphis in Overtime [Video[
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April 13th, 2012 at 8:05 AM
Nice ribs.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:09 AM
Woah, the Gronk and I do have something in common after all!
April 13th, 2012 at 8:09 AM
I was thinking the same thing. Yikes.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:15 AM
Damn, how would you like to be the person in the blue car. Dude runs up beside your car, turns around and shoots at the cops.
Alligator on the Charles River.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:16 AM
Nice ribs.
I wouldn’t mind slathering some BBQ sauce on those ribs.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
Rachel Bilson is a saint. A saint! Though, I am a bit disturbed by the lengths to which she’ll go to procure a chocolate treat. And the whole cheating Vader thing.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
I dunno, they’d probably come out all dry. You need some fat to get good flavor and juiciness.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
April 13th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
Anyone else here excited about the new HBO show Girls?
I haven’t picked up a TV show in awhile (since the end of Lost … I think I added Cougartown, that’s about it), but I’ll definitely be watching this one.
I thought about that Apt 23 show, but i forgot to DVR. maybe i’ll watch it on Demand.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
Ribs comment aside, I still love Summer Roberts. She was the only thing that got me through that horrible movie Jumper.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
Take a deep breath.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
You’re really into the young female demographic, eh?
April 13th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
+1
/Team Curves
April 13th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
Cracker Jack, are you thick?
April 13th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
Spoiler alert…does not mention the 20-something motorcycle loving model slut.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Has anyone had a chance to watch Starz “Magic City”? Opinions, comments?
Seen the 1st 2 episodes, not bad, definitely the scene in Miami in the late 50′s
April 13th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
I think I’ve lost count of how many projected “top 5″ picks that I have heard for the NBA draft so far. 20?
April 13th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
!!!!!!
April 13th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Now I’m uncomfortable
April 13th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
I think Girls is based on 20-something females living in NYC, but i haven’t read much about it. just saw a few tweets and one of the leads was just on Today Show. you know i like to go in fresh, so no reviews for me …
April 13th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Haha. I wouldn’t say I’m excited for it, but I’ll be watching it with my wife. It looks like it might be enjoyable enough I guess.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Love the way it looks. That’s about it.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
meh
/Team hips
April 13th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
TBL is not a place to attempt to pick up commentators. Must be a newbie.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
rats. that’s also a show that looked decent in the promo. time flies when youve got a kid. had no clue it already started.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Cracker Jack, are you thick?
?
April 13th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
/Girl, you thick
April 13th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
It’s barely 8:30 in the morning and that is the best question that will be asked anywhere, all day. I really did do the “I almost choked on my coffee” thing when I saw that.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
Yeah well, I’m mad at you for including me on your ‘convo’ with that nerd on Twitter.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
so you’re telling me a 5’11″ chick that played volleyball at an SEC school was also good at volleyball in high school?
jarring.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
DetectiveBunkMoreland Says: Cracker Jack, are you thick?
Where’s McNulty?
April 13th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Jersey AND Sanders here this morning? Might be a good day after all.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
I’m interested in Elaine Benes’ new show Veep. She finally has the chance to say cocksucker on TV like she always wanted.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Answer the question.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
I just cannot stay out of trouble with you. And he engaged me. I was the victim there.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
I’ve got Atlanticbb cable, use the On Demand feature to catch up on all the shows. That’s how I watch them, especially catching up on Spartacus!
/deceitfulness, blood and sex, what more could you want!
April 13th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Seems like a dumb name for a show. Won’t watch it.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Same here. I know the wife is going to be watching it so in turn so will I.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
He’s an engager, it’s what he does. Desperate for attention.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
TBL: “Hi, this is TBL, I post about sports and pop culture on my website.. Is this CJ?”
CJ: ” How did you get my number?”
TBL: “From a source. Can I ask a question?”
CJ: “Who is your source?”
TBL: “CJ, are you thick?”
*click*
April 13th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Btw, who’s the zombie swamp harpy in the Roundup pic?
April 13th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
In terms of excitement, Veep >>>> Girls
April 13th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Hell yeah. Julie Louis Dreyfus for life.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Wow, now they’ll have to work at Target without being 40 grand in debt. What a shame.
As the Gronk-Tebow banging is non procreative it is not considered sex. This is the same logic that lead to Tebow having a Goatse-esque butthole but still lays claim to being a virgin.
60% of the time, this works every time.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
curious, Dectective – what is the definition of “Thick”
Aubrey O Day?
skank married to Ice T?
Topanga?
or is it ‘you’ll know it when you see it?’ type of deal?
April 13th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Anyone else here excited about the new HBO show Girls?
spoiler alert…it may turn out to be really good, but the girls aren’t that pretty.
I’ll watch, because I watch. No chance Veep is great, because it’s nothing but farce. It might be funny though.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Topanga was definitely thick. But she worked it.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
I can’t believe the girl from My Girl is in it all grown up. I was blown away when that was pointed out to me.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
So anyways. How exciting was hockey last night?!?!?!
April 13th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
There is definetly good thick and bad thick. Topanga was good thick.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Danielle Fishel all day every day. Loved her.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Said it here before, but if you’re interested in Veep, check out In The Loop right now. It’s on Instant for Netflix subscribers, and it is absolutely fucking hysterical.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Agree completely.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
I can’t believe the girl from My Girl is in it all grown up.
i’m surprised she’s finding any work. Last year, she had sex with the demented champ’s brother, and he was doing her the favor.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Nocera finally makes some cogent points: student-athletes, like most other college students, have to plan their schedule around their non-class related activities; and that athletics are a showcase for a university, not a means to big business.
Well done, Joe.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
awesome, the wonders years is on amazon prime instant video. i know what i’m watching the next few days.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Has the roundup become a meat market? Where is ATL Badger when you need him?
April 13th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
They may or may not be sold on him, but anything that comes out this close to the draft is something that I wouldn’t take too seriously.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Bring the thickiness or GTFO
/DetectiveBunkMoreland & Brandon Banks
April 13th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Daniels Fishel was a beard:
In real life, Fishel dated her Boy Meets World co-star Ben Savage.[3][4] She dated former ‘N Sync member Lance Bass, who was her date to her high school prom.[
April 13th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
amazon prime
my first year doing it. Well worth the 79 bucks.
Anyone surprised the Vikings don’t seem sold on Matt Kalil of the Trojans? [Pioneer Press]
if they can trade that pick, they’re some lucky MFers. But the booby prize of Matt Kalil is still pretty good.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
When it comes to child stars all grown up, Steph Tanner needs to be in the discussion. Minus the meth.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
I like my women like my milkshakes
chocolate and thick
/DetectiveBunkMoreland
April 13th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Especially with the free shipping come Christmas time.. my family’s all spread apart. It pays for itself.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Fuck those pieces of shit. I hope they all enjoy getting visits by tossed salad man in prison.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
I didn’t really that conclusion from that link….did I miss something?
Worth remembering: NFL teams lie, constantly, during the pre-draft period.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Jack Murphy, a Memphis assistant coach, has accepted the Northern Arizona head coaching basketball job.
Straight outta Flagstaff…
” … Scarlett Johansson feels bad for her non-celebrity boyfriend…”
…meanwhile, her non-celebrity boyfriend doesn’t feel bad for “posting her up”…
/veal’d
April 13th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
i like my women like i like my chinese food…cheap and delivered.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
so, anyone else pumped to turkey hunt tomorrow?
/gobble, gobble
April 13th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Solid (Oh)
Solid as a rock
And nothing’s changed it (Ooh)
The thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
April 13th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
I like my women like my milkshakes
chocolate and thick
/DetectiveBunkMoreland
Say ow!
April 13th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Prokhorov on his battle with Mark Cuban for Deron Williams: “Let the best man win. If he wins, I will crush him in the kick-boxing throw-down.”
Cubes, buddy — Prokhorov is a foot taller than you. Dude also workouts regularly (per 60 mintes). Prohrorov would be -350 agaisnt cubes.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
If I could compare Rachel Bilson to an NFL prospect it would be LeMichael James.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Never.Fucking.Change.
April 13th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
so, anyone else pumped to turkey hunt tomorrow?
standing rule, can you post a photo if/when you bag something? What’s the rule on that? Gotta get a tom? When you gotta leave for your blind?
April 13th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Bar in 60′s inspired swimwear/hairstyles
April 13th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
The Detective made a great point in that interview, the people were stripping this man of his dignity. Just sickening to know people can act this way.
/this guy also has to be aware of his surroundings. Wearing a $1300 Tag Hauer watch??? are you kidding me???
April 13th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Oh I’ll post it for sure, should I shoot one*. we’ve got one pretty much nailed down, but it’s real weird, shows up mid-afternoon. Tom’s only in the spring. thankfully we won’t be far from the farm we are hunting and it isn’t too bad of a walk, so we will probably head out around 5:00-5:15 in the morning.
*I’ve never shot a turkey, they can see like nothing else.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Women who wear short skirts ask for it, too, right?
April 13th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Winner.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
I ran over a turkey with my truck last year. That’s all I got.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Atleast my man in the Mountain Dew shirt that got jumped got a good grind session in before he got knocked out
April 13th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
He’s incredibly raw. Can’t see him making an impact for a few years.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Jack Murphy, a Memphis assistant coach, has accepted the Northern Arizona head coaching basketball job
Smart guy. Flagstaff is awesome.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Is this like the wearing a hoodie in a white neighborhood?
April 13th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
ok I wasnt sure if that was guns or bow/arrow. Normally I am indifferent to hunting but the turkey hunt seems different as I’ve seen how patient you have to be to get them come close enough.
aside: 2 years ago, late october, I’m tearing through some backroads to play a nice golf course out in the country. About 40 turkeys are slowly meandering across this back road. I still owned my ’94 Crown Vic at the time and I had thoughts of plowing the whole bunch and throwing them in the trunk. But given I didnt want to be late for my tee time, I let them pass. I’d still be eating turkey.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Flagstaff might be awesome, but you have to work really hard to get kids there. You aren’t exactly going to find a team in your own backyard while coaching there.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Flagstaff is awesome.
The Flagstaff area has beautiful scenery. The red rock and the pines. The freeway drive on I-40 from Winslow-Flagstaff-Williams in AZ is great.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
“Penn State’s Board of Trustees fired both Spanier and football coach Joe Paterno last year for what they later said was a “failure of leadership” after Sandusky was accused of abusing young boys.”
So glad he’s working on our national security now.
/cronyism is going to destroy us one day
April 13th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
All I’m saying is you have to be aware of your surroundings in this day of age. How is that wrong to say?
April 13th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
you can use either, I use a shotgun though. if you have a decent spot to go to where there are birds (which I thankfully do) turkey hunting can be pretty fun. besides the bugs and poison ivy of course, which are both extra thick this year thanks to the mild winter.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
I prefer my turkey frozen and ready to buy from the grocery store.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
So anyways. How exciting was hockey last night?!?!?!
4 overtime games already. Pretty good hockey all around.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Those steamed hams aren’t cheap.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
He’s incredibly raw. Can’t see him making an impact for a few years.
Then the Wiz or Bobcats sound logical.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
I hear you, but it rings too much like, “well, what did they expect,” and that sucks because it projects a sense of acceptability on our behalf that this shit will go on.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
more like wearing a sombrero in an Asian neighborhood I think.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Who wants the next Hasheem Thabeet?
April 13th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Water mane burst on the street my office is on. Which means no water or sewage for the few thousand people in the offices on this block. I’ma be pissing out the 17th floor window soon, no fucking way am I going down the block to use a bathroom.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
It’s crazy how tight most of these games have been already. Just nervously fun.`
April 13th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
The Flagstaff area has beautiful scenery. The red rock and the pines. The freeway drive on I-40 from Winslow-Flagstaff-Williams in AZ is great.
Yep. Also short shot down the road to Sedona or a short shot up the road to the Grand Canyon. I used to spend a lot of time in that area on my going out West trips.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
I would say he’s more the next David Klingler, if I had to compare him to a QB.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
When did skinny fat become so attractive?
April 13th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
I ran over a turkey with my truck last year. That’s all I got.
Roeth woulda ran one over with this lawnmower.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
All I’m saying is you have to be aware of your surroundings in this day of age. How is that wrong to say?
I with you on this. That’s how things work. It’s PC to say all of these things but that’s not how it is. Just in the above examples — If you are a lone, drunk (presumably), white dude in a mostly black area wearing a $1300 watch there is a higher chance of something bad happening to you than otherwise. If you are a black teen in a mostly white area people will be suspicious of you. If you are a girl wearing a suggestive outfit, you will attract attention of people whom you would otherwise not want attention. People need to realize this is how the world works and what we need to do to help these problems be solved instead of pretending to be PC. I should clarify that the dude who got beat up, Trayvon Martin, and unnamed sexual assualt victim are all victims and there aggressors should be tried in a court of law.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
24/7 Cotto/Mayweather starts tomorrow!!1 HYFR.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
A few months ago in the suburban area I live in, there was a rapist who got 3 or 4 women in a week span. The one victim was followed by a black guy in a hoodie and the woman was oblivious that he was following her at the woman’s neighborhood. Sorry, but you do have to watch your ass wherever you go.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
You’re depending on civility of society today. From what I’ve seen on Youtube, Twitter accounts and other social network sites promoting these types of vids, you can’t seriously count on that. Whether you’re on a street corner in a metro area or in some park in a rural town.
These types of individuals suck who do these acts upon others.
/Team 4ft x 4ft cell for a lengthy period of time
April 13th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I have no clue how reputable this site is, but it’s great to have all of the draft-eligible players ranked by position on one page.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I had a tom trying to romance about 10 hens in my backyard this morning.
//Season doesn’t start until the 23rd up here.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Since Jennifer Jason Leigh in Fast Times.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
My roommate got robbed at gunpoint in front of our house two days before Christmas, if that hasn’t made me a tad bit ghetto-phobic in my neighborhood I would be a fucking idiot.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
you would until you had some fresh, fried turkey breast. it’s so damn good.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Alright alright!
April 13th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
My roommate got robbed at gunpoint in front of our house two days before Christmas, if that hasn’t made me a tad bit ghetto-phobic in my neighborhood I would be a fucking idiot.
Larryville isn’t THAT gentrified yet
April 13th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
looks, it’s Hayden Panettiere playing tennis in a bikini …
Jesus tap dancing Christ, TBL…Would it have killed you to make THAT the Roundup pic?!?!?
April 13th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Yeah. I live right at the end of it. Once you get past 53rd street it is not somewhere you want to be.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
no shit? that is awesome, I’m jealous. watching a tom work is pretty cool, and funny at the same time.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Are you like Glenn shooting zombie headshots from 70 yards out?
April 13th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Jesus Christ
April 13th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
I wonder if this will have any effect on Atlanta taking Hard Knocks or not? Roddy is one dumb mother fucker, so you know he’ll say some stupid shit when a camera is put in his face.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Especially when you’re one of the ones he’s working.
For the record, I did not submit.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
+1 Aurora Borealis localized entirely in your kitchen
April 13th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
I have accepted that if I find myself at night in a neighborhood full of people who don’t look like me, something might happen that I don’t like. If I am black, I might be profiled and have to deal with someone calling the cops (or worse) because they feel threatened. If I am white, I might find myself light a watch, wallet, pants…whatever.
I don’t think this makes me a bad person. Just means that I accept the fact that I don’t live in (or travel to) Utopia.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Yeah, I wouldn’t live anywhere that is close to East Liberty. I remember going to the Home Depot there one time, and I was the only white guy in the place. Some crack head asked if he could take my cart to my truck for a quarter. Didn’t seem like a fair price at the time.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Did I say it did? Pretty sure I didn’t.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
no shit? that is awesome, I’m jealous. watching a tom work is pretty cool, and funny at the same time.
I see 15 – 25 turkeys every morning in the old soybean field near my house on the way to work. I have never hunted for turkey, but I’m certain if I did, I’d never see those turkeys again. I hear they can be like ghosts.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
I live right at Butler and Stanton, so I have Stanton Heights protecting me.
My girlfriend lives right next to East Liberty on Penn and rarely does a day go by that we don’t see an arrest while walking the dog. People are always offering to sell me an ipod touch, one of these days it will probably be my own.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Okay, commenter NFL draft. Who wants to organize, write down names, get the roster set? I have had JMorris of (I believe) /JMorris’d fame tell me he wants the Seahawks. Let’s get fans of teams this year (sorry, Spencer to the Bengals)
April 13th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Not a hunter at all, but is you use a shotgun are you intending to shoot it into a group of them? Or a one shot one kill kinda thing? I would think you would have to remove alot of buck-shot.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Fucking Atlanta.
/kicks dirt
April 13th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
*if
April 13th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
How many rounds?
April 13th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
That is perfect.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
I will take Dallas if this is done at a reasonable time.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
The best part about that mugging was the dumbshits stole his phone and he had one of the tracking apps on it. They used it to send texts all the time so he gave the info to the cops and they tracked it, waited until he said he was going to the mall, and arrested his stupid ass there. They took a bus from the Hill District to Lawrenceville to rob someone, go fucking figure.
Also when his arraignment was being held the next person in the dock was this really sketch broad that I may or may not have put it to a few times who got arrested for robbing restaurants and selling the stuff on ebay. I love this town.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Since ‘Art’ brah.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Yeah, I have a 500 acre farm field behind my house. Next to my house and the field is a creek with some pretty heavy woods on either side.
//Turkey heaven and unfortunately a growing coyote population due to the large number of turkeys.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Bazooka.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
I’m in and willing to take any team like the (ex: Jets) that has no actual fans
April 13th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Definitely wasn’t pointing a finger. I don’t think anyone has said it.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
The rabbit scene in Back to the Future Part III comes to mind.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
I want Cinci’s 1st 1st rounder
April 13th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
It’s only fait that I get Cleveland’s second first rounder.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I haven’t seen the turkeys around my house since being stalked last month. I guess his dominance over me didn’t seal the deal like he was hoping it would.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
?
April 13th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
You wear a $1500 watch anywhere, well, good luck to ya.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
We may be shitty people, but we definitely exist.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
“Pistols at dawn, sir!”
-tarheelyeah
April 13th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Great, now I have that fucking song they play at the festival stuck in my head. Die.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
It never fails, if I am deer hunting I will see turkeys all day, if I’m turkey hunting, I will have a deer walk right up to me.
have to head shoot them. if you try to shoot them in the body with turkey shot the likelyhood of them dying is pretty slim.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
At least, until Rex gets fired after this season.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Ill do the Steelers
April 13th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
*fair
April 13th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
As long as you’re sure to draft Aaron Corp or someone of that nature, I’m all for it.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
We need a solution to deal with that problem. A final one.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
to be honest MP the Jets posts get so convoluted its hard to tell. But I assume there’ll be some dogs that nobody wants to draft for…
April 13th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
This was all fantastic.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
I know sir1weeze had the Vikings last year, but I haven’t seen him around much lately, so if no one else has them, I’ll take em.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
(sigh)
Barring a crazy scandal and/or an 0-16 record, he is not getting fired.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
So a single shotgun blast to the head is the goal? Thanks. That must be kinda tough, but I guess not as hard as bow and arrow.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
/JMorris’d fame
Legend.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
I can eliminate all shreds of personality and play Ted Thompson again if none of the other Packer fans want it
April 13th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
I’ll take Miami
April 13th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Good roundup girl choice, boss.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Leo DiCaprio. Legend.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
8-8, no playoffs, with 2 terrible losses where they give the game away to teams they should easily beat.
You think he survives that?
April 13th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
I’ll take the Lions, if they haven’t been claimed already.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
what team would CJ want? Is she too busy thickening up to tell us?
April 13th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
hey, that skank has a name.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Please do. I was afraid Vlad would get them and pick Weeden to replace Stafford.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
“Some of these players have a bad attitude, Skip.”
April 13th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Uh-oh, Hernia (and TBL depending on how he feels on gameday). Notre Dame just lost their best defensive player in Aaron Lynch. He’s going to transfer.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
No hustle, either.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Most fakeass Detroit/Michigan sports fan in history.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
I’m in for Jacksonville if not already spoken for (snicker).
April 13th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Its funny because I was chowing down on a banana as I was reading this
April 13th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Nice of TBL to take down the porn from the home page.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Her rapping to Busta Rhymes’ Gimme Some Mo on Say What Karaoke was the bestest thing ever.
I’ll also take Cinci’s other 1st rounder if Matty Cam or somebody else doesn’t want it.
April 13th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
“No hustle either, Skip.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Hey girl. You run track?
April 13th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Hey, fuck you bergin.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Go on…
April 13th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
I didn’t know they still had a team.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
ok I have a sheet. This is going 1 round and if the crazed want to take it to 2 rounds, so be it, is that right?
April 13th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
This made me laugh. While Stafford was leading DET to playoffs for the first time in a decade and throwing for 5,000 yards, Vlad was still saying he sucked.
“Anyone can throw for 5,000 yards with Megatron.” Derp Derp Derp.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
@St. Bear: I think so. Woody loves him. Tannenbaum (and Sanchez) would be gone first.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Say What You Feel Friday almost as popular as Cold Call Monday.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Sign me up for the Eagles picks for the commenter draft.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
These west coast start times are going to be the death of me. Overtime game 1 and a 9 PM start? Fucking wiped today. Great hockey last night though. Only clunker was the Rangers thrashing of the Sens.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
I’ll take Cincy’s second 1st round pick.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Matthew Stafford is made of wet toilet paper and scotch tape.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Only in the town next to me would a guy use a plunger at a robbery. I saw that last night. What a hick douche
April 13th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
It’s a lot easier to get rid of a coach than a QB who just signed an extension.
I’m not saying he’s on the hot seat now, but I don’t think it would take much to warm it up very quickly.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
I’ve been to Utica a few times. It’s, uh…it’s not that nice.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Bear, its a shithole in a shithole
April 13th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
These west coast start times are going to be the death of me. Overtime game 1 and a 9 PM start?
Great thing about being in Mountain time zone. Caught Blues/Sharks and Hawks/Coyotes last night and still asleep at a reasonable time.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Who’s got the Cowboys rounds 3-7? I’ll take those.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Anybody who’s team has Jay Fatler at QB must refrain from insulting other team’s QBs.
Come on now, SC.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
We’ll see after this year. If he stays healthy he’ll put up another 4,500 yards most likely and you’ll have to accept that CHI has the third best QB in their own division. I’m in the same boat, though, as Cammy Cam Derp looks like he’s legit.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
I’m not saying he’s on the hot seat now, but I don’t think it would take much to warm it up very quickly.
He coaches in New York, not some place where every single incident gets magnified to an unbearable degree and the local media is gonna try to string him up for every perceived shortcoming. Why on earth would it not take much to turn his seat temperature up to Mark Richt hot levels?
April 13th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Just had to get my shot at the Lions in. NFC North is going to be a nasty division save for Minny this year. I can’t even begin to think about football right now though.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
I’ll tune out by then… but I can focus for rounds 1,2.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
ZZ Top!
April 13th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
OK we have 13 of 32 picks taken.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Nice of TBL to take down the porn from the home page.
But she was a good thick!
BTW…I’ll take the Saints if nobody’s claimed them.
/sticks hands in pockets
//kicks rock
///eats gumbo
April 13th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
you’ll have to accept that CHI has the third best QB in their own division
I’ve got Cutler 5th behind Ponder and Caleb Hanie
April 13th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Just noticed there’s not a single hockey link in here. Not even a recap from a local paper.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
heldover you can have the saints and raiders.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
I usually defer to fellow Pats fans (Bear, kaiser, CJ McThickness, WWOS) in the commenter draft but if none of them want to I will do it.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
they are going to be fucking abysmal.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
I don’t even watch the draft so one of the other Bears fans can take the team. Give it to Sportsgal or something. The draft is not my thing.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Can I be in charge of the commenter draft NBA draft comparisons?
April 13th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
OK we have 13 of 32 picks taken.
Cool. Send me a list of claimed teams and we will re-bump in comments later when we get down to say, 12 or less unclaimed teams to get them filled. I’m thinking if we start next week we should be able to finish round one by end of week.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Can I be in charge of the commenter draft NBA draft comparisons?if you refrain from K Love comparisons, you got it.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Excuse me? Cause I’m not a faggot Wolverine fan?
April 13th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
It’s insane. It really is from something that calls itself a sports blog. I love basketball more than TBL does, and football is king; but the amount of posts devoted to football and basketball is ridiculous
April 13th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
You can have them.
I want some gumbo in return.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
She looks like she just spent a month swimming across the ocean without a bite to eat.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
I feel the same way about the lack of golf posts on TBL.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Meh, U of M fans are douches. I think he means cuz you’re a faggot Indians fan.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
If nobody claims the Giants I’ll volunteer.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
I call Jets. Had it last year. Nailed it last year. Don’t trust anyone else with it.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
ok added those last 2.
April 13th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
I take back anything bad I’ve ever said about you.
April 13th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Was the roundup photo a bad joke? Late to the party.
April 13th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
I’ll repeat as the Pats in the commenter draft.
/my Ryan Kerrigan pick was great
//would have been better if he hadn’t already been drafted
April 13th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
I’d like to go again, and can take any advice/suggestions from everyone. I’ve been looking at Mike Reiss’ stuff to see who has been visiting Hoodie Central.
April 13th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I put WWoS down per those very sentiments. If some of the people out there are timid, we’ll need help on the west coast teams that don’t get a lot of play/support around here in the comments. Just put it in here and I’ll add it…
April 13th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Scripty, where are we at on total teams claimed? Jay V wants Redskins if open. I’ll rebump in a post this afternoon. We have fans of every west coast team, they just may not be awake yet.
April 13th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
lisk…don’t listen to dirt, you know you want me to make the browns pick.
make it happen.
April 13th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
I’ll take the Texans if available (and why wouldn’t they be?).
April 13th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
lisk…don’t listen to dirt, you know you want me to make the browns pick.
you’re out, asshole. I’m keeping my foot down on that one.
April 13th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Jay V wants Redskin
Nathan Wind Says: I’ll take the Texan
Boom you got it. This throws us around 18 of the 32 picks. I’m on dad duty but I’ll fire up the work laptop and get out my sheet and do an update in here tonight.
April 13th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Okay, commenter NFL draft. Who wants to organize, write down names, get the roster set? I have had JMorris of (I believe) /JMorris’d fame tell me he wants the Seahawks. Let’s get fans of teams this year (sorry, Spencer to the Bengals)
I’m late, but I’d like the Chargers, natch. Who has the rules/bylaws?