Behold the Greatest News Caption You Will Ever See

All, Obviously, Oddities, Oh Tim Ryan April 13th. 2012, 12:19pm

Writer, wizard, mall Santa, Rasputin impersonator. Incredible. That’s a full day.

Even worldly wizard Gandalf the Grey would be humbled in the presence on this man and his iconic beard. God bless the BBC and, more importantly, Sir Alan Moore.

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35 Responses to “Behold the Greatest News Caption You Will Ever See”

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ButtersBC Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Does a Rasputin impersonator give speeches to history classes? Show up at parties and give people mystic readings?
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Does a Rasputin impersonator give speeches to history classes? Show up at parties and give people mystic readings?
if he dies when you shoot him, he’s a bad impersonator
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Jason Lisk Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Does a Rasputin impersonator give speeches to history classes? Show up at parties and give people mystic readings?
we mainly hang out and stare at people a lot.
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BFFredo Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Does a Rasputin impersonator give speeches to history classes? Show up at parties and give people mystic readings?
I think he gets poisoned, stabbed, shot, chased through the party, shot again, castrated and then drowned for fun and profit.
And that’s just awesome.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
If he was a beekeeper instead of a writer, we might have something here.
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spencer096 Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
can’t be a rasputin impersonator if you’re not running through the thighs of every high society hausfrau in washington DC.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
He’s the most Jared Sullinger of the Rasputin impersonators I’ve ever seen.
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Clayton Cargill Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Does a Rasputin impersonator give speeches to history classes? Show up at parties and give people mystic readings?
we mainly hang out and stare at people a lot.
he lets you kill him, and then doesn’t stay dead. And he has sex with your wife and daughter.
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ButtersBC Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Wonder if he ever gets his characters mixed up and starts speaking with a Russian accent as Santa
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Urinal Mint Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Robert Plant will look like that someday.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
The “Oh” tag is a treasure chest of awesomeness, Mr. Hernia, and should never be used lightly.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
he lets you kill him, and then doesn’t stay dead. And he has sex with your wife and daughter.
Finally a chance to use all those hemophilia jokes I wrote!
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molemaninthemorning Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
This is gold too.
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Tim Ryan Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
The “Oh” tag is a treasure chest of awesomeness, Mr. Hernia, and should never be used lightly.
Ha. Love that tag.
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starkweather Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
Free Taguchi! You have a post with his favorite writer in it, let the man commentate
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
We have quite a trainwreck going on in the Aaron Lynch post
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Jason Lisk Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
The “Oh” tag is a treasure chest of awesomeness, Mr. Hernia, and should never be used lightly.
It appears that the “Oh” tag is exclusively the domain of Hernia. I’m not sure I even have the requisite rights to activate the tag.
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johndewar Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Brett Keisel is really letting himself go.
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starkweather Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
We have quite a trainwreck going on in the Aaron Lynch post
Azzclown is your word of the day
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
We have quite a trainwreck going on in the Aaron Lynch post
Christ I’m glad I’m not around there… makes me want to go back to sequencing DNA.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
I think he gets poisoned, stabbed, shot, chased through the party, shot again, castrated and then drowned for fun and profit.
I thought that was Vigo, scourge of Carpathia.
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spencer096 Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Wonder if he ever gets his characters mixed up and starts speaking with a Russian accent as Santa
you know what is problem, little boy? you are greedy. “wah i want playstation. wah i want motorcycle.” if you are thinking santaslav is coming to give you present, you are thinking wrong, friend. what is this? what are these tears, boy? look at little spoiled baby crying!
elf yuri, call sergei…da, da he definitely drunk, probably make pee in pants when he hear about crying little child.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Azzclown is your word of the day
That guy busted out the word dipnoodle. Didn’t know such a word existed. He’s turning into quite the treasure.
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Clayton Cargill Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
makes me want to go back to sequencing DNA.
you give guys hand jobs, as your job
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sportsgal116 Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
If he got a swastika tattoo on his forehead he’d make bank impersonating Charles Manson.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
We have quite a trainwreck going on in the Aaron Lynch post
typical ND.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
you give guys hand jobs, as your job
Someone’s gotta.
/coop
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Watsonian Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
We have quite a trainwreck going on in the Aaron Lynch post
Seriously. I do actual work an hour or two, and I miss all the fun.
/azzclown
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
We have quite a trainwreck going on in the Aaron Lynch post
New guys don’t realize that the way to get noticed and make a name for yourself is to come at Duffy the first day.
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heldover Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
Can somebody give me the breakdown on that Aaron Lynch thread?
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Watsonian Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Can somebody give me the breakdown on that Aaron Lynch thread?
It’s still going. Disgruntled ND fan firing off about “azzclowns.”
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Property of Sallie Mae Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Is that Tarantino’s Oscar wizard?
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Property of Sallie Mae Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Wizard
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fluffy_bunny_feet Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Isn’t that the tall guy from Top Gear with a wig & beard?
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johndewar Says:
April 13th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Can somebody give me the breakdown on that Aaron Lynch thread?
It’s still going. Disgruntled ND fan firing off about “azzclowns.”
sousedbergin has been putting in work lately and that thread is no exception.

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