Roundup: Shabazz Muhammad Commits to UCLA, George Zimmerman Charged with 2nd Degree Murder & Axl Rose Turns Down the Hall of Fame
Erin Heatherton … Twitter saved a kidnapped man … the meaning of the Frasier theme song … meth lab found in WalMart bathroom … mistrial because a reporter tweeted a picture of a juror … six puppies in a suitcase … the cost of pay tv … no nudity for Jennifer Love Hewitt (just simulated h-j’s) … Kim Kardashian looking really good in a bikini in the DR … FOX will re-air the Married With Children pilot … “Argentine hospital blamed after ‘dead’ baby found alive” …
Penguins blow a 3-0 lead, lose 4-3 in overtime to the Flyers. [Post Gazette]
George Zimmerman has been charged with 2nd degree murder. [wdbo]
While Nerlens Noel shaved UK into his head and picked Kentucky, Shabazz Muhammad is headed to UCLA. [LA Times]
Matt Groening didn’t really reveal the “actual” location of The Simpsons’ Springfield. [Best Week Ever]
An author claims he named the Saints snitch. [FOX8]
Indonesia spared from tsunami after a big earthquake. [Reuters]
Jon Gruden thinks Kirk Cousins has a bright future in the NFL. [Detroit News]
Axl Rose will not be attending the Hall of Fame induction ceremony. There will be no reunion. [icon vs icon]
Vin Scully is well-regarded. [LA Times]
Radio personality Ralph Barbieri let go by KNBR. [San Fran Chronicle]
Ever wonder what some musicians think should change in baseball? [Rolling Stone]
Lil’ Penny. [New York Times]
Caine’s Arcade from Nirvan Mullick on Vimeo.
Watch this short film about a little kid who made an arcade out of cardboard. Awesome stuff.
Taiwanese animators doin’ work on Petrino.
Pretty well done cat video.
This guy obviously was not pleased with the undercoating. TWIX!!!
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April 12th, 2012 at 8:15 AM
Loved it.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:17 AM
Not to get all technical here, but those are Olde English Bulldog puppies. English Bullies don’t have tails like that and generally have a more smushed face.
/Bullie owner
April 12th, 2012 at 8:18 AM
From what I’ve been reading this morning, sounds like this Zimmerman thing could turn out like the Casey Anthony trial. Gonna be really hard to convict him of second degree murder.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:18 AM
Vin Scully is well-regarded.
In other news, fire is hot, water is wet, and bacon is good for me.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
And there will be riots if he is acquitted
April 12th, 2012 at 8:21 AM
I loved that whenever Al appeared for the first time in the show, the audience sounded like they gave him a standing ovation.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
the next time Chucky doesn’t publicly stroke a quarterback will be his first. guy’s a fraud. he even drooled over John Parker Wilson.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
Love this comment from last night. Also, if Zetterberg hadn’t thrown an elbow to the back of Weber’s neck, he probably wouldn’t have gotten beaten.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
Whatever the Pulitzer equivalent is for Taiwanese animators they need to win it. Outstanding.
I have a bet that Cousins does not get drafted in the first 4 rounds. Fuck you Gruden shouldn’t you learning the Arkansas/Saints playbook?
April 12th, 2012 at 8:23 AM
we all know Twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch
April 12th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Are these some new shitty hipster bands I dont know about? Because those can’t be names of actual people.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
That was brutal. Pens have blown multi-goal leads repeatedly in recent weeks, particularly to Philly. That and the Pens continue to get outplayed on special teams in the playoffs (0-3 on the PP and let Philly score on their only PP chance).
April 12th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
“Blown off the road” – well done.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Spoiler alert?
April 12th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
That kid from the arcade video is going to be a terrible business man one day.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
On the bright side, many Pens fans already have their furry outfits ready for the upcoming convention.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Pitchfork just gave Shabazz Muhammad an 8.7.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Taiwanese animators doin’ work on Petrino.
Simply brilliant. The elephant was a nice touch.
Pretty well done cat video.
“We cannot escape ourselves”. Dang, that’s deep.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Good thing my internet was not working, or I would have had an entertaining meltdown last night.
/doesn’t have a smart phone
//team flip phone
April 12th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Florida has a nice “excusable homicide” law that might actually defend well in this case.
fuckin’ florida.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
the meaning of the Frasier theme song
Wow. Anti-climactic, actually. But, from the show itself, Peri Gilpin can get it – daily.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Comrad Yuri must have gotten into the ad Vodka before going car shopping.
Married With Children is seriously underrated for sitcoms. If it was aired today it would be in the top 10 weekly.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
This link led me to this, which I can’t believe I hadn’t seen before.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Tossed Salad has a different meaning to me. As does scrambled eggs.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
are those things always that stupid? that is the first one I have watched.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Yeah, and the prosecution will have to prove that Zimmerman intentionally went after Martin beyond a reasonable doubt. Like Anthony, the prosecution got greedy. Shoulda went with manslaughter.
The real sad part is that whether Zimmerman should have been charged or not — and I believe that he should have at the very least been arrested — it now looks like he’s going on trial only because of public outrage. That doesn’t sit well with me at all.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
I’m curious how Zimmerman is going to have a fair trial. Especially in FLA
April 12th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
*SPOILER ALERT*
Then it was Kelly, once Christina Applegate hit her stride.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
well apparently I am the only one that thinks so. oh well.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
this is why grand jury is so important, since they can recommend charges be amended… at least in NJ.
the whole thing seems like manslaughter, not murder 1 or 2, despite the racial stuff that’s been overplayed in the media. it will be tough to state the case that the gun didn’t go off accidentally during a struggle, which would make it excusable, unless they are also charging him with manslaughter as well, but i doubt it.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
That stinks.. cant they charge him with multiple levels of charges, and have the the jury pick which one they find him guilty of? But I dont know how these things work..
April 12th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
*not a lawyer* Can the jury not find him guilty of a lesser charge, even if it is not the original charge brought against him? or can he only be charged with 2nd degree or nothing?
not that it matters, it’s Florida, I am just curious.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
I’m team Daphne all the way. That accent makes me melt.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Drew Stanton 2.0
April 12th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
America is too pussy for Married with Children these days. After the first 5 minutes, there’d be 48 different groups calling for it to be yanked from the airwaves.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Good thing my internet was not working, or I would have had an entertaining meltdown last night.
One game. Not the best way to lose, but still only a single game.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
they might’ve found my puppies but they didn’t find the weed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. imbiciles!
April 12th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
I believe the prosecutor specifically declining the option to convene a grand jury.
CJ, I’m not sure how multiple charges works. Pretty sure you can’t go for Murder Two and Manslaughter, though.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
That’s a pretty big assumption there.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
This Zimmerman case confuses me… So can I just go around shooting people in FL and stating after that I was threatened and defending myself? And as long as there are no witnesses, I should be good to go?
That could be totally wrong, which is why I should stress how confused I am.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
no way…there’s tons of offensive tv out there that causes the occasional kerfuffle but still gets to be aired. south park, louie, fox news, etc.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
I guess all the lawyers are too busy doing work then to be on a sports blog to answer our questions.
See people, this is why lawyer was far below paralegal!
April 12th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Nice to see that Noel was smart enough to waste his one year in college at Georgetown on a team which will always underachieve late in the season. He won’t be Anthony Davis but he is a hell of a defensive player.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
That’s a pretty big assumption there.
that he won’t be advised to plead to some version of involuntary manslaughter to avoid jail time?
April 12th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
“enough to not waste”
April 12th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Yeah, I mean you present the case based on the type of conviction you’re going after. A prosecutor can’t try to claim that Zimmerman intentionally went after Martin, and then if the jury doesn’t believe her say, “Well, it was an accident then, right? Give him 15 years.”
April 12th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
And I think the only paralegal here is the one who lives in CA so he isnt up yet
April 12th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
This Zimmerman case confuses me… So can I just go around shooting people in FL and stating after that I was threatened and defending myself? And as long as there are no witnesses, I should be good to go?
That could be totally wrong, which is why I should stress how confused I am.
would you rather Barack HUSSEIN Obama just came to your house and took your guns away? If he gets reelected, it won’t be a secret that he’s a muslim anymore. Help save America… stand your ground.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Is there any chance the pimp of the nation Jose Baez will be Zimmerman’s defense attorney?
April 12th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Even Seinfeld got away with some shit back in the day. Like Mr. Pitt acting like Hitler in a conference, and having the Japanese sleep in giant dressers.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
yeah, they did decline it.
it just sounds like the prosecutors in florida are fools.
unless they have rock solid evidence that can’t be disputed for murder 2, it’s skeptical they can remove resonable doubt from 12 people.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
See people, this is why lawyer was far below paralegal!
I guess, in a pinch, we could get our questions answered by a crippled lawyer.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Where did you pull that out of? I was about the original comment that had a jury finding him guilty already.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Why would he do that, though? He pled not guilty. The consensus is that it’s going to be really, really hard to get the murder two conviction. If its you, do you voluntarily put yourself in for 15 years, especially if you believe you’re innocent? That’s a hard thing to do.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
fucking prude.
April 12th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
+1
April 12th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
America is too pussy for Married with Children these days. After the first 5 minutes, there’d be 48 different groups calling for it to be yanked from the airwaves.
on that new version of 2 broke girls with the meth chick, there was a guy peeping, masturbating and conversing with the 2 lead actresses (while one was nude and pixellated) inside of 8 minutes into the pilot.
But it was TV14, so it was cool.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
well, maybe after the 3rd one the state catches on… sort of like people who constantly buy clothes, wear them once, and return them with the tags on.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
I wonder if any more witnesses come out of the woodwork.. thats really the only thing that could take away the doubt here.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Where did you pull that out of?
what I do, see, is I just make shit up, inside my head, and then I say it. In this case I type it. If I typed what I was saying, you would just see words like doo-doo, and butt. But I type while I’m thinking, and I come up with ridiculous scenarios based on absolutely nothing.
p.s. there’s a doodoo in your butt
April 12th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Matt Groening didn’t really reveal the “actual” location of The Simpsons’ Springfield.
Yeah, I read that passage three times yesterday and couldn’t figure out why the headline on various blogs was, “Groening reveals the actual Springfield as being in Oregon.”
America is too pussy for Married with Children these days. After the first 5 minutes, there’d be 48 different groups calling for it to be yanked from the airwaves.
Completely disagree. I haven’t seen that show in at least 15 years and I’m going to bet it hasn’t aged well at all. There is way more offensive shit for the PC pussies on the air now to give a crap about this now. However, back when it was first on, there were at least 48 groups protesting the show.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
She really is. Such a shame those tittays are wasted on such a dumb prude.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Is this the new one that has James Van Der Beek playing James Van Der Beek? I kinda want to watch.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Exactly. Which (to me) makes it even more puzzling why the state wouldn’t go with a manslaughter charge, which would be a lot easier to get a guilty verdict out of.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Prude? We’re talking about the girl that got upset that Lifetime airbrushed her cleavage to make her tatas smaller for the advertisement?
April 12th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Exactly. Which (to me) makes it even more puzzling why the state wouldn’t go with a manslaughter charge, which would be a lot easier to get a guilty verdict out of.
Maybe the mob is going to be the victim of it’s own insanity.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
on that new version of 2 broke girls with the meth chick, there was a guy peeping, masturbating and conversing with the 2 lead actresses (while one was nude and pixellated) inside of 8 minutes into the pilot.
i watched that because i was too lazy to find something before southpark, it SUCKED. maybe its my new gray hair speaking, but it seems like the latest run of sitcoms are so over the top to be funny, its not funny.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Her not taking advantage of her assets and getting monster money from Playboy = prude
April 12th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
it was promising. it could either be really funny, or just be really, really bad based on the pilot. I don’t see it as a show that’s average.
i also find myself thinking this is actually just Jane’s afterlife, like season 6 of Lost.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Yes, yes there is. I like HIMYM, but I don’t feel comfortable having it on when my 6-year old is running around. That 2 Broke Girls show? hell no.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Horrible title aside, I’m defiantly going to give that show a chance since Jane from Breaking Bad is in it. Great ass.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Prude? We’re talking about the girl that got upset that Lifetime airbrushed her cleavage to make her tatas smaller for the advertisement?
where there nips involved? no, because its jlh? then who gives a shit.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Dirt is on fire this morning.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
So we’re upset with the actress for only doing a risque prostitute show and not showing her goods in Playboy. Ashley Judd was right about all of you.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Ashley Judd was right about all of you.
I missed this whole story — what did she say?
April 12th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
JLH will never do a nude scene, but we will always have her juggs bouncing in Heartbreakers. For that, we should all be thankful.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
The basic idea that women are looked at as only sexual objects basically out of the womb, and that they are judged, harshly, on their appearances at all times.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Ashley Judd was right about all of you.
I missed this whole story — what did she say?
She didn’t like being called fat.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
The basic idea that women are looked at as only sexual objects basically out of the womb, and that they are judged, harshly, on their appearances at all times.
There is a long and complicated response to this statement
April 12th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
she’s a prude because in the article she said it’s sexier to not show everything. that is prudeism 101 right there.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
that’s not true at all…women are also looked at as chefs and maids…that you can have sex with…unless they’re ugly.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
My drunken weekends tend to differ.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
I’m pretty sure I saw an episode or two of Married With Children on some obscure channel (whose name escapes me) and I think you were right….the show definitely looked dated. But I still found Ed O’Neill and Katey Sagal to be funny for whatever reason.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
I think that is true just like how overwhelmingly men are judged by the size of their wallet. It’s just how it is.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
well, there is water all over my desk now.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
The basic idea that women are looked at as only sexual objects basically out of the womb, and that they are judged, harshly, on their appearances at all times.
There is a long and complicated response to this statement Grizz
Yes. This is the same chick that appeared nude in movies when she was younger. While she makes a valid point for most women, it is sort of null and void for her. She just can’t handle getting old. And apparently doesn’t realize that the result of botox injections are completely obvious to a woman who has been famous for 20 years and has modeled and appeared on magazine covers that entire time. And appeared nude in movies.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
If an actress can act, she will be accepted for her talent and not just her looks, like Meryl Streep and Mo’nique. Tho I would give 2 decent minutes to Helen Mirren.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Ed O’Neill moved on to bigger and better things. A show way more offensive on a bigger network, but it’s all good because there’s a 15 second “I learned my lesson” speech at the end of every episode.
/The More You Know
April 12th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
I’m going to get into a argument, I’m just saying in terms of JLH not monetizing her brand. She could easily command a $5 million+ package for nude shots in Playboy. That’s probably more than all of her makeup endorsements, residuals and whatever pay package she gets for her show. She can subsequently demand more money for the increased exposure if she were to do nude shots. Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Did she really? Which ones?
/mildy interested
April 12th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
I hope everyone saw this brilliant Colbert segment.
/note he the uterus joke he makes is stolen from the Simpsons.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Mo’nique
My roommate in college worked at a hotel and Mo’Nique was staying there and ordered adult movies all night long.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Nobody has to worry about that JLH show. I recorded it, fast forwarded through the very obvious exposition, where you could fill in all the dialogue by the facial expressions. I saw the “relevant” parts. she’s basically going to play the cock whisperer, but all covered up, and with a heart of good and a moral of the week.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
awesome, the roofers are apparently using my porch as a trampoline… at least that’s what it sounds like as i try to work from home this morning.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
How dare all the hot women of the world not make tons of money by showing me their boobs!
April 12th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Says the woman who made the early part of her career as being looked at as a sexual object.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
you can still have sex with the ugly ones, you just don’t tell anyone you did.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
KC beat me to it
April 12th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
If you were to watch All In the Family, it would look dated, but still be hilarious.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
the old country must’ve been FUCKED UP.
/only monique quote i know…whatever
April 12th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Yes. This is the same chick that appeared nude in movies when she was younger. While she makes a valid point for most women, it is sort of null and void for her. She just can’t handle getting old. And apparently doesn’t realize that the result of botox injections are completely obvious to a woman who has been famous for 20 years and has modeled and appeared on magazine covers that entire time. And appeared nude in movies.
On Reddit awhile back there was a post from a woman who was super hot in her younger years, then aged normally and how as her beauty faded her worldview changed. People weren’t as nice to her, she didn’t make as much money, strangers didn’t want to help her, ect. It was fascinating — I would link it if it wasnt blocked at work.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: “Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?”
April 12th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
you can still have sex with the ugly ones, you just don’t tell anyone you did.
That only works until pictures get released of the son you fathered by that ugly maid surfaces.
/Governator’d
April 12th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I would feel terrible for the plight of the woman if it were not for the fact that women, too, judge other women by their appearance before anything else.
Woman: “Oh my god do you see what she’s wearing?! She looks like a whore!”
Man: “Oh my god she looks hot in that outfit! I wonder if she’s a whore?”
April 12th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
If you were to watch All In the Family, it would look dated, but still be hilarious.
I agree, but I think MWC will be more dated. Sagal, Ed, and Christina have all had somewhat steady work since then. The wigger kid hasn’t, but that is ok.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
not only that, but they can airbrush out the stretchmarks from when she went through that fat stage a couple years ago.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
The basic idea that women are looked at as only sexual objects basically out of the womb, and that they are judged, harshly, on their appearances at all times.
that’s really the best defense mechanism when you’re physically inferior.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Oh and men don’t get judged by how they dress or look or how much money they have or their penis size. Women are just as guilty of being judgemental as men are.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Showing her boobs is probably the WORST thing she could do. Once she loses the mystery, she’s screwed. As it stands now, she’ll continue to make tons of money filming awful tv shows and movies. She has an amazing gig. Keep your shirt on. I know from experience.
- Heather Graham
April 12th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
She talks about this in her article too.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Colbert neither has the time or interest to steal jokes from cartoons.
/fuck Colbert
April 12th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Meh, I’ve watched some MWC over the past couple years. They run early morning on TBS, and I still find it funny.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Haven’t read all the comments but has anyone mentioned how fucking awesome it is sometimes to be judgmental of others?
April 12th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Whoever posted the car dealer video picked the absolute perfect song. I was cracking up.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
/Legend
April 12th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Ha!
April 12th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Actually, the feeling I got, was that was what really set her off in the first place……harsh judgement from other women.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
That was awesome.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Meh, I’ve watched some MWC over the past couple years. They run early morning on TBS, and I still find it funny. Bear
Oh, I bet it is still funny. I mean dated in as far as clothes, hair style, and such. No MA’AM will always crack me up.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Also, to this day, if I’m playing cards or watching a game with my friends, I still say, “I’m off to the Mighty Ferguson” when I have to take a shit.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Holy shit I just watched it. What a fucking asshole.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Absolutely. Here’s her words:
That women are joining in the ongoing disassembling of my appearance is salient. Patriarchy is not men. Patriarchy is a system in which both women and men participate. It privileges, inter alia, the interests of boys and men over the bodily integrity, autonomy, and dignity of girls and women. It is subtle, insidious, and never more dangerous than when women passionately deny that they themselves are engaging in it. This abnormal obsession with women’s faces and bodies has become so normal that we (I include myself at times—I absolutely fall for it still) have internalized patriarchy almost seamlessly. We are unable at times to identify ourselves as our own denigrating abusers, or as abusing other girls and women.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I was watching Boogie Nights the other night, and sweet merciful crap what a body she had.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
The Penguins, Red Wings and Canucks all lost last night. God is truly smiling upon the world today. We’re doing something right, y’all.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Al: Bud, sit down. Let me tell you the story of the Ferguson. Now these babies were made in Maine, you know, at the little Ferguson factory. It’s the Stradivarius of toilets. And my Dad could play it like a violin.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
I didn’t realize she was girls with Sportsgal.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
I laughed.
Dude is apparently one of the nicest people you could ever meet. I don’t watch his show as they usually cover the same stuff Stewart covers, but he seems like good people to me.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Whaddya mean had? She still has it
April 12th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
wasn’t there an episode where their Ferguson breaks, and when they go to get a new one, they find out the US outlawed them b/c they were too powerful, so they had to go to Canada to smuggle one across the boarder?
April 12th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Perfectly good working internet right now! Melt away!
April 12th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Al: (grimacing) Bud… the toilets today aren’t worthy of the name! They come in designer colors… they’re too low! When you flush them, they make this weak, almost apologetic sound. But not the Ferguson. It only comes in white. And when you flush it… BaaaWOOOSH! That’s a man’s flush, Bud. A Ferguson says, “I’m a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot.” Oh, if only a Ferguson could speak, the tales it would tell!
April 12th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
I’m sure he’s a really nice and genuine guy.
I hate him for reasons 100% tied to cartoons which are completely justifiable.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
well, nothing wrong with batting 1 for 3.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
I wouldn’t know. She has practically fell off the face of the earth after Emily’s Reasons Why Not.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
amen.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
CJ, who wrote this?
/lazy
April 12th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
The Penguins, Red Wings and Canucks all lost last night. God is truly smiling upon the world today. We’re doing something right, y’all.
Just remember, SC had the Maple Leafs and Oilers in the playoffs after the first week of the season.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Is this where I come for the lactation debates?
April 12th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
I’m buying Mike Richards the finest hooker in all of Los Angeles for this.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Care to expound on this? I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Blue Jackets too!
April 12th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Married With Children was the one show I was not allowed to watch growing up. My parents weren’t prudes, either, but they just did not want us to watch that show.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Well, to be fair, I don’t believe SC has ever claimed to know what he was talking about.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Shanahan is going to be busy today. Weber is the one that really matters but if Bitz doesn’t see the press box for a game I’d be surprised. That boarding hit was dangerous and completely unnecessary.
What Weber did was just plain stupid.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
did TBL even do a hockey preview yesterday? a daily wrap-up during the playoffs isn’t asking too much, is it?
April 12th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Well aside from the fact that he’s now ripping off Simpsons jokes from eleven years ago.
He did voices on several Adult Swim shows. All by telephone, and they were mostly small parts, that he got paid for. He was doing a voice for the Venture Bros and once he got his show on Comedy Central he got too big in the britches for voice acting work and issued a snarky statement that he was quitting the show. Bill Hader ended up taking his job.
Petty? Sure. But fuck him.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Bundy: “Entertainment for the cave man was simple: Man kills food, woman burns it, woman falls in mud. A good laugh is had by all”
April 12th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
CRM put up a preview at four o’clock or so.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Unfortunately, I tend to agree with this.
She doesn’t show, we look, we look harder, and wait for the next shot.
She shows, we look, we cast aside and look for the next bimbo.
Plus, you wonder of the other endorsements she has would drop her like a hot rock if she revealed it all. The cash in the long run may be better, and she’s had a long run and is still getting lots looks.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Terrible lead pick. Long dress? C’mon now…
April 12th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
My favorite part about women complaining about Married With Children back in the day is that the show was run by women the last five years it was on the air.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Wild Things is still the best nude scene
April 12th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Weird, my parents are on the prude side (at least growing up, they’ve loosened up a lot once I went to college), and we watched that show all the time. Maybe that’s why I have such fond memories of it.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Yet people here comment on how judgmental I am towards women all the time. Like when I bag on Kate Upton for being a butter face.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Call me for the shower scene in “Dressed To Kill”.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
CRM put up a preview at four o’clock or so.
primetime for those tree-huggers on the west coast.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Spoken like a true fat chick.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
didn’t know you like Kevin Bacon that much, Grizz.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
… yeah that’s exactly what I’m referring to.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
What do actual outrage worthy things do your blood pressure? This seems…small.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Weber is the one that really matters but if Bitz doesn’t see the press box for a game I’d be surprised.
Bitz will get 2 games. Weber should get 1, but won’t be punished.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
I only watched the first 5 minutes of this game and I knew Richards would end up having a big game.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
OK now I’m completely confused. Why would I be buds with Ashley Judd if I am fully aware of how judgmental I am towards other women?
April 12th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
To be fair, that Simpsons episode was probably a decade ago and it very well could have been one of his writers (probably was) that wrote the joke itself.
I actually prefer his show to Stewart. I think Colbert’s character that he plays on the show is one of the greatest satires of this generation.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
didn’t know you like Kevin Bacon that much, Grizz.
Hahahahaha — walked right into that one
April 12th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Ah I can see what you mean. I’m just picture Judd rolling with you and shaking her head at your judgmentalness (not a word).
April 12th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
The “Dressed to Kill” shower scene definitely holds special memories…
April 12th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
I think it was just the family dynamic on that show, the way they treated each other. I’m not sure exactly why.
Yet we’d watch movies that had lots of cursing, nudity, you name it and it wasn’t a big deal. I suppose the difference was you knew exactly what you were getting every week with Married With Children while you don’t necessarily know what you’re getting with a movie. This was the 80s/early 90s and ratings weren’t as detailed as they are now.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Poor Neve Campbell. Having to compete with Denise Richards in her prime.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Nothing wrong with a petty grudge or three.
I’m still pissed at the commish of my fantasy baseball league who rubber stamped an awful trade last year before we could vote on it.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
ha. that’s good.
Shanny can’t punish him because idiots will rise up and claim that he is a homer and giving the Wings biased treatment.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
I have encountered the worst female at work. If you have a FUPA and wear clothes where your fat hangs out, shut the fuck up about all other women.
I have nothing bad to say about SG anymore..until the next music argument
April 12th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Oh, his character is fantastic, but I like how TDS is a bit more newsy. And seeing as how they talk about the same things, I’d just assume only watch one of them.
This is what I was thinking. I suspect a writer wrote the joke, not Colbert. Also, do writers remember every single joke they’ve ever heard and where it came from? That seems to be a tall order.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
I love both of those shows. Always good for a lot of laughs.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
9 1/2 weeks FTW!!
April 12th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I fell asleep at the end of the 2nd period. It’s going to be rough making it through tonight’s Hawks game. Thinking about coming in around 10 AM tomorrow for work. There’s no way I don’t get a little sauced up for this opener. 9 PM starts in God’s time zone really take it out of you.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I’m pissed at the commish of my baseball league too, just because he’s trolling on the Wings.
/waves at SC
April 12th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Colbert, even his character are much more likeable than Stewart at this point. Sometimes the tone Stewart takes makes me groan.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
PCU is such an underrated movie.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Nice.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Oh yeah absolutely it was one of the writers.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
I got banned from a fantasy hockey league because the year Marc Andre Fleury had a high ankle sprain I tried to trade Khabibulin for Ty Conklin, the commish said I was trying to tank my team to the other guy’s benefit and cancelled the trade. Conklin then went on one of the hottest goaltending streaks in league history. Fuck that guy.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
I disagree, as one is a character and the other is a real person who deals with real events. Colbert is far less serious on his show as he plays a character who can’t be serious. Stewart attacks a very real problem (news media) and that’s a serious subject that they use comedy to soften. His tone is more depressing at times because the subject matter he discusses is in fact depressing.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
I would never be friends with someone like that.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Yeah, but he isn’t. What Weber did was stupid and completely unnecessary. That’s not hockey, that’s street fighting. After the final horn sounded to boot.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Agree. Moleman is the hipster of hating things.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
because she has a nice rack?
April 12th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
SG: You shouldn’t eat that Ashley you have an elephant dickface. (pointing at Ashley’s cup full of crushed ice)
Ashley runs the the bathroom audible puking and crying is heard.
Fin
April 12th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Colbert attacks it too but through a different angle.
Colbert’s show is funnier but Stewart’s is the better show.
Except when the first two segments are hard hitting pieces on media hypocrisy and then the guest is Hugh Jackman. Great work Jon. I know you’re just doing what the corporate overlords at Viacom tell you you must, but you’re doing just what you’re lampooning everyone else for: placing entertainment above news.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Am not! I haven’t even done recaps for our league page yet this morning. I’ll be sure to get in some shots at the Canucks.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Kiss the Girls is easily the best movie Ashley Judd has been in.
/random thought
April 12th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Never said I hated his show. His character is hilarious. Sometimes the satire is just too spot on though and it feels almost … slimy? I think. Maybe not the best word, but he’s just such a great representation of those he’s parodying.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Agree with you Husker. Solid movie.
Catching up on Archer now. Man. I love that show
April 12th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Its not always that the subject matter is depressing, its the smarmy superiority he sometimes goes overboard with.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Never seen it, but Bug is a great movie, and she gets naked in it (briefly).
April 12th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
But they aren’t a true news show. I have no problem when he has actors on (though I almost always skip the interview) as they are an entertainment show who happens to lampoon the news media. That doesn’t mean they lose their luster when they have an actor pimping a movie on. Hating on TDS for having actors on at times (not often, I’d say) is a bit odd to me.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Amanda Beard who was the neighbor on the show and produced it later and directed it is lesbian and very chive in the community. That was the only group tht had problems with the show but they did not understand the show was not only mocking them but mocking the stupidity of men. Btw…Bud Bundy…making tons of mi eh producing hip hop and with some cubs he owns in LA. Katy Sagal went on to SOA and is badass on tht. The whole family does well except Christina keeps getting shows cancelled.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
You might be overanalyzing it. Then again, I don’t watch Stewart as often as I watch Colbert. So, maybe I’m full of shit.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Commish traded Jhoulys Chacin and Andre Ethier for Cliff Lee. The commish was in 2nd place, the guy he was trading with was in 8th (out of 8). Only top two places got paid.
I was in 4th with an outside chance at climbing into 2nd if not for that trade. So I benched all my hitters for the last 2 weeks of the season which allowed the guy in 3rd to pass me in enough hitting categories to climb over the Commish for 2nd. Fuck him.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Ha, such a dedicated commish.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
It’s excellent. I want to read the books as Alex Cross is a cool character. If Moleman wants to get all hot and bothered at something, he should do it with the fact that Tyler fucking Perry is going to play Alex Cross in the next installment in the series. Now that is outrage worthy.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Just caught that on cable again a couple weeks ago. Agreed, she kicks ass in that movie.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
But they can be and have been. They can get Pervez Musharraf for their show, and have. They have had countless authors with intriguing books, and world leaders. I just feel it’s a waste when they have to have someone pimping a robot movie on the show.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Simon. Birch.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Heat is the best movie Ashley Judd is in. The best Ashley Judd movie is Kiss The Girls.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good lord.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
What the fuck. Did Morgan Freeman decline? That sucks. I recommend all the Cross books, they are good, simple, entertaining. reading
April 12th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Oh, I totally agree that when they have actors on I usually get bummed as I’d much rather have an author or politico on, but they don’t generally have actors on that often.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
I was always a big fan of Double Jeopardy.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
I was happy with finishing 4th in the tbl fantasy hockey league. I havent done fantasy sports in about 10 years til this year. Glad i did better than SC, which is always the goal
April 12th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Holy shit. I had no clue he was chosen. He would have been perfect. I fucking hate hollywood.
Too old and feeble at the moment I’m afraid. Probably wasn’t even asked.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Who and Who?
/ties sweater around waist, plays kings of leon CD, dances to the lyrics
April 12th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Tyler Perry as Alex Cross? Fuck hollywood
April 12th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
*not a lawyer* Can the jury not find him guilty of a lesser charge, even if it is not the original charge brought against him? or can he only be charged with 2nd degree or nothing?
Yes, they likely can.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesser_included_offense
April 12th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
I know. Which is why I said “except when.”
Granted I don’t get to catch it much anymore because I don’t have cable in my room at my house. Is Munn still on it? That seemed like a big misstep. Samantha Bee isn’t funny either. Kristen Schaal though, goddamn hilarious.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Perhaps canada is sheltered from the awful Madea movies. Consider yourself blessed, soused
April 12th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Worst decision in the history of movies? Worst decision in the history of movies.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
idris elba is british? wtf?
April 12th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
I was always a big fan of Double Jeopardy.
Forgot about this — I second Double Jeopardy as the best Ashley Judd movie.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
As good as Kiss the Girls was, Along Came a Spider fucking sucked.
Monica Potter is a shitty actress.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Yes spence, some of the black guys from the wire were british.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Stringer, Carcetti, and McNulty are all from the British Isles. (The latter is a horrible HORRIBLE actor in reality)
April 12th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Munn, while I find her so hot and roofie-caliber, was fucking awful and is no longer on it as she’s doing the HBO show “Newsroom.” Bee is hit or miss for sure, but you are dead on with Schaal. She fucking nails it every time. Her and Larry Wilmore are my favorites. Oliver is good, too, but the show has really transitioned into being a Stewart-centric riff on the news and I dig that. It’s tough to lose the talent they’ve lost as far as correspondants go.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
No love for Kuffs and A Time To Kill?
April 12th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
When I first heard his real accent, birds sang
April 12th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Not a fan of him raping Lana Headley in 300?
April 12th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
All of this. I was pumped for that one too, but it wasn’t nearly as good.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Lana Headley can get it.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
i knew carcetti and mcnulty were GBish…just had no idea about elba. his american accent is/was awesome.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Yeah, same here. I thought it would be great, and then Monica Potter fucking ruined it. No wonder she hasn’t done shit since then.
She deserved to die in Patch Adams.
/going to hell
April 12th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Where the fuck have you been for the past 10 years? You were probably busy watching this adorable kitten getting freaked out by a dog’s tongue.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Word.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Anything from the “_______ Movie” genre.
/Superhero
//Scary
///etc.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
That new movie based on the steve harvey book looks like shit. Kevin Hart can go DIAF
April 12th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Mcnulty sounds straight up Irish in every one of the 6 episodes of The Wire I’ve seen.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
No love for Kuffs and A Time To Kill?
Don’t get me wrong, I love A time To Kill — but that’s not an “Ashley Judd Movie”, she’s in it but she’s like the 7th lead in it.
Now imagine she’s white
April 12th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
mcnulty was jigsaw in punisher 2 for fuck’s sake…dear lord that movie was horrible.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Mcnulty sounds straight up Irish in every one of the 6 episodes of The Wire I’ve seen.
As the show progressed his accent became more prevelant. He also was in Steel Dragon.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Ashley Judd is in Kuffs? I know Mila Jovovich plays Christian Slater’s girlfriend, but I didn’t know Judd was in that one.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
I was surprised to find out Carcetti was British since on Game of Thrones is sounds like he’s butchering an accent at times
April 12th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
I love how she’s sweating in like that entire movie.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
i was surprised to see carcetti in a john cena movie since it looked like he was butchering his career.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
As the show progressed his accent became more prevelant. He also was in Steel Dragon.
He was also Sandra Bullocks boyfriend in that alcohol rehab movie she was in. At least they let him use his real accent in that one.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Speaking of horrible movies with good actors…Hitman. Olyphant is a great actor but damn, what a shit show. Its also hard to see him in other stuff without thinking of him as his Justified character
April 12th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
He’s not British, he’s Irish, which is why he’s butchering the accent.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
He’s Irish. That’s why his English accent sucks.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
By a second, moleman
April 12th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
A Time To Kill
Kiefer Sutherland is a great racist
April 12th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
This might be one of my favorite comments of all time. So true.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
I thought Carcetti was irish or scottish… I could be wrong. I was just assuming be couldn’t be from England since, as you stated, he is terrible at doing a british accent.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
I always picture him as the sleezeball Porn director from Girl Next Door.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
fuck all of you.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
I can’t believe how much it looks like he has aged since The Wire.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Re: Ashley Judd’s “fatness” or “botox” issues…
She claims she had a bad sinus infection and it fucked up her face. I know my face has expanded due to allergies or sinus issues.
I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt…HOWEVAH, if her face suddenly looks smoother than a baby’s ass in a couple months, we’ll know she was lying.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
loved olyphant in gone in 60 seconds…knew he was destined for great things after his starring role as that one detective’s partner.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Is Game of Thrones on netflix or some other streaming service? I dont have HBO
April 12th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
I love 28 Days. I will watch that movie any time it’s on TBS or TNT.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Had Desmond from Lost, too. And Dougray Scott playing a rare good guy.
Also, I think Carcetti is Irish.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Spencer, holy crap. I totally forgot that was him as the 2nd cop… Thats not a great movie but it is fun
April 12th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Holy shit that movie was terrible, and I fucking loved the games. The only saving grace was the stunning Russian model who was in it. Damn she was hot.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
“Are you okay? Because you just got knocked through a wall.”
Hitman was so so so so bad but I have watched it several times. Loved those games. Statham would have been the obvious choice if the Transporter series never happened.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Speaking of Hitman. Hitman 2 was a great, great video game.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
This is completely true, and it saddens me to no end.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Stanley Tucci in The Lovely Bones has to be the best performance in the worst movie I’ve ever seen.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
seriously…it was transporter with bullet time CGI.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
The first Transporter would’ve been so much better if they would’ve cast an asian chick who could at least speak a little English.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
The silver ballers are in my top-5 all time weapons for video games. I loved that you could either kill the target and only the target with some cool spy shit and go unnoticed, or you could literally kill every single person in the level and casually walk around.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Jason statham could do really well if he was given a nonshitty action movie. He was one of the only good parts in The Expendables
April 12th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
but that was the transporter’s MO…in the 3rd one, that russian ginger with the freckles couldnt speak english. so what’d they do? the logical solution of course…gave her a heart-breaking five minute monologue!
April 12th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Transporter 3 was just perfect. Epic beginning, ridiculously hot actress with no acting ability and awesome freckles, and a ludicrous underwater sequence. Perfect action movie all around.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Yep. Here. Also you can find the whole series streaming live on Justin.tv from time to time. Generally Putlocker, Sockshare are the best streams. The votes and ratings will help.
/Team No Cable
April 12th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
he’s better as a secondary character who doesn’t have to carry the movie.
i thought killer elite wasn’t bad. had clive owen and deniro’s mailed in performance to take some of the load off.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
It would have been nice if she was hotter, too.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Who needs them to speak english if they get the job done?
/”massage” parlor’d
April 12th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
that was one of the most absurd things ive ever seen in my life…id love to see a breakdown of all the things that violated the laws of physics.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
This is seriously one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Hey techie movie buffs. What’s the best way for me to get my DVD’s into a format to put on ITunes for use on my IPad?
April 12th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Along these lines, Snatch is fucking great. I know he’s technically the lead character, but his screen time is limited.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
if only there were an otter involved…
April 12th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
/asian fettish
//huskerdawg’d
April 12th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Yes to all of that.
I didn’t like the Hitman games that followed half as much as Hitman 2. I do think I will give the new game that comes out this year a chance, however.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Along these lines, Snatch is fucking great. I know he’s technically the lead character, but his screen time is limited.
The entire cast of Snatch is just perfect.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Nothing can top the bomb on the bottom of the car, flying through the air, and using a crane to remove the bomb sequence in the second one. NOTHING.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Such a creepy little creature.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Do you have the VLC app? because then any format would work.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
What he said. That shit made me laugh out loud at its absurdity.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Try this.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
it’s hard to refute this.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
The crane sequence is ridiculous. Also the chase with the antidote. Jet ski jumps!
That movie loses points for involving a child.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
It’s clearly the weak link in the series. But isn’t that always the case of the middle movie of a trilogy?
/Star Wars is the exception
April 12th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
movie also loses points for said child’s pussy parents.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
godfather 2, dumbass.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
is it fair to be scolded by someone for being too loud during a conference call when all you have is a cube and they have an office, with a door, and won’t approve your purchase requst for a headset so you don’t have to take conf calls on speaker?
i’m going to get fired today. or arrested. or both… fuck.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
The wife can get it. Blonde hair and freckles. Lethal combo.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Very bitchy person, or on the other hand, a very good actress.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Godfather 3 never happened.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
absolutely not.
/has coworker with office that apparently thinks speaker phone needs to be screamed into in order to work correctly…with office…with “no closed door policy”
April 12th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Speaking of statham movies. joan Allen plays a great evil bitch in Death Race
April 12th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Two Towers.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
mighty ducks 2 was better than the original also.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Great movie. Still, it’s probably the “weakest” of the 3. Or not. Whatever, it’s at least debatable.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
No, no it’s not.
Anyways. Back to the Future Part II. The Road Warrior. Aliens. Evil Dead II. Your premise for an argument sucks.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Aliens.
/Aliens 4 never happened.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Wolf “The Dentist” Stansson. Legend.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
to be fair, predator 2 was horrible. there’s no way danny glover could stand up to predator if apollo creed and john mack couldn’t, let alone sonny landham and in-his-prim-arnold.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Aliens isn’t part of a trilogy!!!!!!!
/all I got
//my argument sucks
April 12th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
technically, neither is star wars.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Like Moleman said, my argument sucks. It was more of making a joke of calling the Transporter movies a trilogy.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
you shut your mouth when talking about transporter like that.
April 12th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
The first thing I thought of was The Matrix and then I got depressed trying to figure out which of the sequels was worse.
April 12th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
the 2nd one’s stalin to the 3rd’s hitler…the only reason people don’t talk about how evil stalin was was because hitler was more easily-identifiably evil. same with the matrix…the 2nd one’s horrible but it gets lost thanks to the 3rd being mecha-horrible. for fuck’s sake what was with the church/night club orgy?
April 12th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Wow. That is an absolutely perfect analogy.
April 12th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Hey Mole -
Check out my middle finger. I asked for the BEST way. I can find 100 ways on Google, but not sure of the best. Sometimes a recommendation is better.
But, you are a salty bastard, so I’ve come to expect it.
April 12th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
I just felt like doing that, for no reason whatsoever.
Honestly google is more and more useless these days for any real questions because the first five pages are all just q/a autogenerated SEO pages.
April 12th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
I’ve searched high and low on the ol’ Google machine, and I can’t find this alleged shower scene from “Dressed to Kill” anywhere. Did it really happen?
April 12th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Caine’s Arcade from Nirvan Mullick on Vimeo.
And for the second time this year a friend of mine with absolutely no stated interest in sports shows up in the roundup on TBL