Comments on: Jabar Gaffney’s Twitter Meltdown: His Soon-to-be-ex-wife, Lito Sheppard & Keeping it 100

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:44:33 +0000

Good god, Jason. Do you really need to make those half naked slut pictures the giant picture lead on your website? You’re really making it a pain in the ass to check this site at work.

Hell yes he does. It’s his duty to report the what have yous regarding sports, and it just so happens that fire crotch is sports related.

Thanks for what you do TBL.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:42:24 +0000

the mrejr in my name is actually my initials and the 82 is the year I was born and 34 is Watler Payton’s number..fucking mystery solved

/humanized

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:42:19 +0000

WWoS, since you were trying to get spencer to say what my name is a couple of months ago, I’ll give you a hint. Like mrejr, the M and S are my initials for my first and last name (though I don’t go by my first name) and the 621 is the date I was born; I left off the year.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:40:34 +0000

Wrong, jerkface. Monty is short for Montgomery. Monte is short for Fucking Awesome*.

*Monte is actually not short for anything…

Touche.

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:38:06 +0000

the mrejr in my name is actually my initials and the 82 is the year I was born and 34 is Watler Payton’s number..fucking mystery solved

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:37:05 +0000

Damn.

So now I can’t think of you as “Mr. Eejer”

By: Hollywoodtease

Hollywoodtease — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:35:36 +0000

Chris Tucker said it best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rl9Cxc7uZA

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:35:13 +0000

It doesn’t. It stands for Montgomery.

Wrong, jerkface. Monty is short for Montgomery. Monte is short for Fucking Awesome*.

*Monte is actually not short for anything…

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:33:03 +0000

White people do this.

Black people do that.

Wait, I remember this one from Jeopardy the other day. What is “dance poorly” and “succeed in athletics”?

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:31:13 +0000

/only 50% sure that the “mr” is for “mister”

It doesn’t. It stands for Montgomery.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:28:26 +0000

/doctorate in ebonics…

Will you adjust your commenting handle to “drejr8234″?

/only 50% sure that the “mr” is for “mister”

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:23:30 +0000

I generally speak to everyone the same way….I try, emphasis on TRY, to type with a little bit better verbiage than if I was talking to you in person. That being said, I keeps it gully as fuck in person.

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:20:59 +0000

It amazes me how many stupid slang terms are out there that people insist on using. Use real words, dipshits.

I’mma keep it one hunned…this be the troof

/doctorate in ebonics…

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:17:42 +0000

damn…feel bad for the dude.

By: Nathan Wind

Nathan Wind — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:11:39 +0000

“You really talk to EVERYONE the same way? I’m not even talking in terms of slang or whatever. All your social circles are exactly alike?”

I speak with a consistent vocabulary. But, no, the people I’m speaking to come from different races, class, or age all the time. Some use slang, some have a middle school level vocabulary. I don’t mirror how people speak to me, although I do make sure I use words they will understand. But they are words. I can’t say that I ever find myself in a setting where I need to use slang to be “accepted” or “cool.”

But I’m also a ~40 year old white tax attorney who loves the Beastie Boys. And as I type that, I realize I’ve likely used slang when singing along alone in my car.

By: Gmurr

Gmurr — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 21:51:28 +0000

I must admit that I only keep it 83.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 21:47:49 +0000

White people do this.

Black people do that.

By: Senator Jersey

Senator Jersey — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 21:44:59 +0000

If your goal is to stand in the same place and talk to the same people forever, I guess it doesn’t matter.

You really talk to EVERYONE the same way? I’m not even talking in terms of slang or whatever. All your social circles are exactly alike?

By: Nathan Wind

Nathan Wind — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 21:42:14 +0000

“If the other people you’re talking to understand you, then what does it really matter to society?”

If your goal is to stand in the same place and talk to the same people forever, I guess it doesn’t matter.

By: Senator Jersey

Senator Jersey — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 21:40:13 +0000

Nothing does more for upward mobility in society than making yourself hard to understand.

If the other people you’re talking to understand you, then what does it really matter to society?