Jabar Gaffney’s Twitter Meltdown: His Soon-to-be-ex-wife, Lito Sheppard & Keeping it 100

All, NFL, Twitter Jason McIntyre April 12th. 2012, 4:51pm

Jabar Gaffney, a serviceable receiver with the Washington Redskins who once starred at the University of Florida (2-time First team All-American), had a rather spectacular twitter meltdown this afternoon. It was the equivalent of jumping on stage at a Coldplay show and pulling your pants down, taking the microphone, and ranting like a lunatic.

It seems as if something happened with Gaffney’s wife (Terin Gaffney) and former friend/Florida teammate Lito Sheppard.

The tweets started with this shot at Sheppard – “biggest pussy mf’er in the world” – [UPDATE: That tweet was four days ago! Then radio silence! Then today's eruption] and got better from there. Read from the bottom up.

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47 Responses to “Jabar Gaffney’s Twitter Meltdown: His Soon-to-be-ex-wife, Lito Sheppard & Keeping it 100”

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KC Resident Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
It was the equivalent of jumping on stage at a Coldplay show and pulling your pants down, taking the microphone, and ranting like a lunatic.
That’d still be better than actually watching a Coldplay show.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
It’s in the wind now. Seems obvious what happened.
“Dames…”
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ohheelyeah Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
So Lito isn’t banging his wife? And he somehow can’t seem to find his wife? color me confused.
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GloriousMullet Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
I really just clicked on the link to see a pic of his wife.
This reminds me of the Chappelle Show skit “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong”, the one where Chappelle plays the successful black dude that goes apeshit on his colleagues Damn I miss that show.
/WU TANG!
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Nada Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
The tweets started with this shot at Sheppard – “biggest pussy mf’er in the world”
Is he contending his wife has the biggest pussy in the world? Does it look like that beat-down freshman at Colorado State?
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Damn I miss that show.
Some of those eps are 7-8 years old and still crack me up. I DVR ‘em all the time.
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TexansFan Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
I still dont know what keeping it 100 means. Maybe this asshole should just shut the fuck up
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
pulling your pants down
Pic?
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
I still dont know what keeping it 100 means.
My guess is a variation of “keepin’ it real”, as in “I’ma be me, 100% of the time”.
/associate’s degree in Ebonics
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Some of those eps are 7-8 years old and still crack me up. I DVR ‘em all the time.
Last night was “The Mad Real World”. Loved where Chad’s girl slept with Lysol and Tyree.
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ohheelyeah Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Exhibt #23908234 why stupid people are stupid.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
I still dont know what keeping it 100 means.
gaffney was clearly using his own vernacular to say “Draw your own conclusions” with “i keeps it 100 dont read into thats all it is”
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ohheelyeah Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
I still dont know what keeping it 100 means. Maybe this asshole should just shut the fuck up
took most of the day, but I finally found something on TBL today that made me chuckle
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Last night was “The Mad Real World”. Loved where Chad’s girl slept with Lysol and Tyree.
Ha! That was wild.
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
Damn I miss that show.
White people ruin everything… Cost us great television and turned Dave into a flippin’ hermit who only emerges to do six hour stand-up sets.
Fun fact, Dave lives on a farm in Yellow Springs, Ohio.
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MP Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Last night was “The Mad Real World”. Loved where Chad’s girl slept with Lysol and Tyree.
No Tyree, you had sex with me too!
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sportsgal116 Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
Good god, Jason. Do you really need to make those half naked slut pictures the giant picture lead on your website? You’re really making it a pain in the ass to check this site at work.
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The White Frank White Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Last night was “The Mad Real World”. Loved where Chad’s girl slept with Lysol and Tyree.
katie’s got some big ol tittayz.
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Senator Jersey Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
For someone who has hung around white guys his whole life, it still amazes me how much white guys still don’t understand the simplest of slang. E.g., “keep it one hunded (that’s how it’s usually pronounced).
Not a criticism, just an observation (ok, maybe slight criticism).
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sportsgal116 Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
For someone who has hung around white guys his whole life, it still amazes me how much white guys still don’t understand the simplest of slang. E.g., “keep it one hunded (that’s how it’s usually pronounced).
It amazes me how many stupid slang terms are out there that people insist on using. Use real words, dipshits.
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Senator Jersey Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
It amazes me how many stupid slang terms are out there that people insist on using. Use real words, dipshits.
Let anyone who has never used a word found in the Merriam-Webster dictionary throw the first verbal dickface.
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ohheelyeah Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:28 PM
This post needs more Blake Griffin *dunks
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Nathan Wind Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:31 PM
“Let anyone who has never used a word found in the Merriam-Webster dictionary throw the first verbal dickface.”
Fine, dickface. I find it pretty easy to find words to express myself, to the point of never having to make shit up.
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Senator Jersey Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
Fine, dickface. I find it pretty easy to find words to express myself, to the point of never having to make shit up.
Oh, my stars.
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CodenameDuchess Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
As someone who has hung around black guys his whole life, it still amazes me how many black guys still find it appropriate/cool/acceptable to communicate using the simplest of slang. E.g., “keep it one hunded (that’s how it’s usually pronounced).
Not a criticism, just an observation (ok, maybe slight criticism).
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Senator Jersey Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
As someone who has hung around black guys his whole life, it still amazes me how many black guys still find it appropriate/cool/acceptable to communicate using the simplest of slang. E.g., “keep it one hunded (that’s how it’s usually pronounced).
Not a criticism, just an observation (ok, maybe slight criticism).
As long as you keepin it one hunded, homes.
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Nathan Wind Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Nothing does more for upward mobility in society than making yourself hard to understand.
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Senator Jersey Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Nothing does more for upward mobility in society than making yourself hard to understand.
If the other people you’re talking to understand you, then what does it really matter to society?
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Nathan Wind Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
“If the other people you’re talking to understand you, then what does it really matter to society?”
If your goal is to stand in the same place and talk to the same people forever, I guess it doesn’t matter.
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Senator Jersey Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
If your goal is to stand in the same place and talk to the same people forever, I guess it doesn’t matter.
You really talk to EVERYONE the same way? I’m not even talking in terms of slang or whatever. All your social circles are exactly alike?
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St. Bear Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:47 PM
White people do this.
Black people do that.
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Gmurr Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 5:51 PM
I must admit that I only keep it 83.
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Nathan Wind Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:11 PM
“You really talk to EVERYONE the same way? I’m not even talking in terms of slang or whatever. All your social circles are exactly alike?”
I speak with a consistent vocabulary. But, no, the people I’m speaking to come from different races, class, or age all the time. Some use slang, some have a middle school level vocabulary. I don’t mirror how people speak to me, although I do make sure I use words they will understand. But they are words. I can’t say that I ever find myself in a setting where I need to use slang to be “accepted” or “cool.”
But I’m also a ~40 year old white tax attorney who loves the Beastie Boys. And as I type that, I realize I’ve likely used slang when singing along alone in my car.
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spencer096 Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:17 PM
damn…feel bad for the dude.
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mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:20 PM
It amazes me how many stupid slang terms are out there that people insist on using. Use real words, dipshits.
I’mma keep it one hunned…this be the troof
/doctorate in ebonics…
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mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:23 PM
I generally speak to everyone the same way….I try, emphasis on TRY, to type with a little bit better verbiage than if I was talking to you in person. That being said, I keeps it gully as fuck in person.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:28 PM
/doctorate in ebonics…
Will you adjust your commenting handle to “drejr8234″?
/only 50% sure that the “mr” is for “mister”
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ms621 Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:31 PM
/only 50% sure that the “mr” is for “mister”
It doesn’t. It stands for Montgomery.
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ms621 Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:33 PM
White people do this.
Black people do that.
Wait, I remember this one from Jeopardy the other day. What is “dance poorly” and “succeed in athletics”?
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mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:35 PM
It doesn’t. It stands for Montgomery.
Wrong, jerkface. Monty is short for Montgomery. Monte is short for Fucking Awesome*.
*Monte is actually not short for anything…
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Hollywoodtease Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:35 PM
Chris Tucker said it best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rl9Cxc7uZA
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:37 PM
Damn.
So now I can’t think of you as “Mr. Eejer”
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mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:38 PM
the mrejr in my name is actually my initials and the 82 is the year I was born and 34 is Watler Payton’s number..fucking mystery solved
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ms621 Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:40 PM
Wrong, jerkface. Monty is short for Montgomery. Monte is short for Fucking Awesome*.
*Monte is actually not short for anything…
Touche.
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ms621 Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:42 PM
WWoS, since you were trying to get spencer to say what my name is a couple of months ago, I’ll give you a hint. Like mrejr, the M and S are my initials for my first and last name (though I don’t go by my first name) and the 621 is the date I was born; I left off the year.
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Broccoli Beef Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 6:42 PM
the mrejr in my name is actually my initials and the 82 is the year I was born and 34 is Watler Payton’s number..fucking mystery solved
/humanized
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GloriousMullet Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 7:44 PM
Good god, Jason. Do you really need to make those half naked slut pictures the giant picture lead on your website? You’re really making it a pain in the ass to check this site at work.
Hell yes he does. It’s his duty to report the what have yous regarding sports, and it just so happens that fire crotch is sports related.
Thanks for what you do TBL.