Bobby Petrino Was Also Exchanging Texts With Former “Miss Motorcycle Mania” Model
All, College Football, Cycling, Poon April 12th. 2012, 2:03pm
Bobby Petrino has a love of motorcycles. So, apparently does Alison Melder, who was a former Miss Motorcycle Mania. We can only assume that is what they were talking about. Deadspin went through Petrino’s phone
records and discovered the exchanges with Melder, consisting of over 200 texts from September through November, including seven pictures sent by Melder.
According to Deadspin, Melder is now a senate assistant with the Republican Party of Arkansas. No word on how much she obtained in contributions from Petrino, but if it was less than $20,000, she needs to improve her fundraising.
[photos via City Events, Alison Melder]
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April 12th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
This is just too good.
Also, of ALL the pictures you guys link, these are absent of magnification?! It’s not every day we get dumpster sluts at TBL….wait…whats that? we do?
April 12th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
It’s so hard being a woman
April 12th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/alison-melder/38/ba4/5a0
She’s going to think alot of people want her to work for them
April 12th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Dear Coach Petrino -
Why were you messing around with an employee when you were tapping this lovely gal?
Sincerely,
Sanity.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
shocking.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
I don’t normally like women who do this but I hope his wife takes him for every frickin thing!
April 12th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
http://www.cityevents.tv/talentfinder/Model/Arkansas/9181/Alison.html
This is good too — I like how she does “Nude” but also “No Nude” — cant excuse the double spelling error of the same word though.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Wow, better than the blonde girlfriend.
/Team brunette
//More so, Team Slutty
April 12th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
If I had to compare Petrino with a golfer, I would go with Tiger Woods. He had a good thing with the Motorcycle chick, but then fucked everything up giving a ride ON a motorcycle with another chick.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Dude, Petrino’s killing it. Newfound respect.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
The flood gates are open, Bobbyboy
April 12th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
from her Bio:
After getting my lisence I have returned to school to be a first grade teacher
Lisence???? She’s shooting for a 1st grade teacher?? I think most 1st graders can spell “license”. LOL
April 12th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Your move Obama Girl.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
She’s slutty hot, like slutty as in a chick that would let you run a 40 yard dash right up her ass and it would never even affect her. Good work, coach.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Lisence???? She’s shooting for a 1st grade teacher?? I think most 1st graders can spell “license”. LOL
I don’t think they have to learn hard words like that in 1st grade. She should be cool.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
I am SHOCKED that Lisk posted this. This has TBL written all over it.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Also from the TalentFinder website, an interview with her:
What do you do to set yourself apart from other models?
Alison says : I’m not cocky. I love everyone.
Alison says : I love cock.
/fixed for accuracy
April 12th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Good for you, Robert.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
I am SHOCKED that Lisk posted this. This has TBL written all over it.
That explains the Deadspin reference. TBL would never credit Deadspin.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Guys in Arkansas must be hideously ugly. That’s the only possible explanation as to how this guy had so many irons in the fire.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
That laughter you hear is from the divorce attorney hired by Mrs. Petrino.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Right Click –> View Image = Happy pants.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Well the guy has a pretty important job with the people of that state that made him pretty wealthy. That could have something to do with it as well. Not sure, though.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
If I had to compare Alison Melder to accommodations I’d go with Motel 6. It’s usually clean, they’re cheap, ubiqitous but nothing special. Based on what I’ve seen of banging an engaged employee I think that’s definitely a first-round pick.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
This slayed me:
Talent Finder says : If you would have a one night stand with a celebrity who would it be
Alison says : Kobe Briant
April 12th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
not bad…not bad.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Guys in Arkansas must be hideously ugly. That’s the only possible explanation as to how this guy had so many irons in the fire.
Come on. You are female. Females are like moths to a fire when the fire is Power & Money.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Daaaaaaaaaaamn. Way to go Bobby.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
it also said she was from Dumas. I am going to assume no one on here knows a thing about Dumas, but I’ve been there. I’m guessing she won the spelling bee, if that tells you anything.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Or just that women are stupid for men in a position of power.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
ah hem. I’m sitting right here, bitch.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
The guy doesn’t have T. Boone Pickens money but looks like him. Gross.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Hahahaha! It was like lighting the Batman lamp!
April 12th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
So is this who Petrino was referring to when he made this statement?
My concern was to protect my family and a previous inappropriate relationship from becoming public.
Either I’m misreading it’s meaning or the rest of the world is because I never saw it get any play.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
They couldn’t even spell Dumbass, correct.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
“I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you…yet I find myself strangely attracted to you.”
“Of course you do,
Druishall women are attracted to money and power, and I have both.”Poetic license.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
If Dorrell is Phil Mickelson, Melder is Geoff Olgivy
April 12th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Guys in Arkansas must be hideously ugly. That’s the only possible explanation as to how this guy had so many irons in the fire.
don’t hate the game, SG.
seal, heidi klum and all that…
April 12th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
i want to know what criteria you used for this comparison.
/not going to argue, but i laughed and want to know why
April 12th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
when is j-mac going to cold call Petrino to find out if he sent these chicks pictures of his junk?
April 12th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
I looked it up on Google Maps. I like how the state line between Arkansas, Tennessee, and Mississippi kinda sorta follows the river. Like someone was drawing by hand on a map, had a few too many drinks, and they didn’t notice until afterwards.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Dammit… I was just typing that Melder is the Bubba Watson to Dorrell’s Mickelson.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
OH COME ON
April 12th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
I’m not going to ask how this story can get any better, I’m just going to wait for it to on its own.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
plsk, you saved me work
April 12th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
today on cold call mondays, bobby petrino!
TBL: [gets no answer]
/petrino immediately sends text
TBL (via text): mr. petrino, im jason mcintyre from the big lead and wanted to ask you a few questions.
/petrino never responds
//petrino interview on deadspin posts 15 minutes later
///TBL gets email a week later saying he doesn’t do interviews
April 12th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Very disappointed these images don’t link to a larger version. I cant decide how hot this chic is.
Obviously Lisk doesn’t do these stories often he would know its go big or GTFO.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
i want to know what criteria you used for this comparison.
Honestly, he was the first dark haired golfer that came to mind. I wish I had a funny reason, I dont.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
She’s an Eva Angelina clone
April 12th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Any girl who has lapsed URL watermarked onto her pictures has an STD.
/Science
April 12th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
right click/open image in new tab
April 12th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Talent Finder says : What would be the scenario of a perfect date to you?
Alison says : flowers at the door, dinner, and a concert.
Don’t forget motorcycle ride afterwards
April 12th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Good for Bobby. If you’re going to ruin your career and your family, you might as well do it with this chick who looks like she’s could suck-start a mini-cooper.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
That middle pic up there is classic.
/Gets up and leaves computer desk.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
well, that didn’t take long. not even long enough for him to get any of his shit out of the house. needless to say, it’s already for sale.
http://www.visualtour.com/applets/flashviewer2/viewer.asp?t=2613975&sk=200&dm=friendsoftheprogram.net
April 12th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Now we know that Lisk is ghost-writing all of McIntyre’s posts
April 12th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
My Bubba comparison was because of the hair in the middle pic.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Dumas has awesome duck hunting. they also have……….
April 12th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Out kicking his coverage it seems.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
nomads typically travel light.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Depends if Bilas has Petrino’s number.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Oooooh that just made it worse
wait thats a skull and cross bones bikini…. okay
Still better that than the volleyball chic though, I’m not sure I agree with his depth chart at mistress
April 12th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Maybe Bobby was just really interested in joining the GOP in Arkansas?
/or she was letting the fine, Christian men of the Arkansas GOP toss her salad while Bobby P slammed her from behind
April 12th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
is the only thing more depressing than being a “miss motorcycle mania model,” being a FORMER “miss motorcycle mania model?”
April 12th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
I have learned from Bobby\Tiger that if I am juggling many a girl along with a family — investing in burners is a top priority.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Far be it from me to judge the character of a young lady with my public ‘puritan pukes’ stance, but I…..umm…she’s making it tough.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
they taught us all that getting married is a direct flight to losing money, your career and personal happiness.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
She has an absolute CHAMPION in her facebook pic.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
spencer – getting those X100s put in the mp60s this week. also trashing those white tour wraps for golf prides in the process.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
oh fuck yea. werent feeling the tour wraps?
/going with lamkin crossline cords this year
April 12th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Ark: What are you hearing as far as coaches go? I really think they’d be silly to hire a coach now as opposed to in Dec. I just don’t see a stud coach taking the job right now. If I were them I’d look at:
Patterson
Smart
Petersen (doubt he’d say yes)
Diaz
My first call if I were any team would be to Petersen to gauge interest. I’d go from there once he said thanks but no thanks.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
So these weekly cheating husband stories always remind me of Chris rock’s quote “A man is only as faithful as his opportunities”
truer words have never been spoken
/team loyalty but understands glass houses and all so holsters stone
April 12th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
TBL — Call this girl for cold call monday! She will answer, she screams “I need attention”
April 12th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
werent feeling the tour wraps?
not really, they have the tendancy to feel slippery. i can’t stand that. i’m also considering putting mid-size on all the irons. hit my buddy’s nike blades the other day and he them on his, i think i like it. but who knows… i’ll change im sure.
haven’t felt those crossline. they look nice.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
ATLBadger dropping knowledge from beyond the grave.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Under Facebook activities she has listed:
Arkansas Razorbacks football
God
/She’s even banging Zeus?
//In what form?
April 12th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
I wonder if Petrino was taking Melder riding without a helmet as well…
April 12th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Kudos to Petrino for pulling down this trim. And at the same time…go get him, Mrs. Petrino.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Steve Spurrier is pure gold.
Not any more, homey. Now you actually have to play UGA when they have their guys and you’re not fully healthy. Sucks to be you.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
And to the guy who made the Eva Evangelina comparison earlier…BRA-fucking-VO.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
i like the lamkin cords, but they don’t have that GP velvety feel and are quite a bit more rough. all depends on preference…i had the GP velvet cords last year and those were way slippery.
April 12th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
just heard a radio ad for a store called Brew and Grow
/go get the conclusion crayons
April 12th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
The scrubbed her off the young republicans page? Her political career is over.
New:
http://www.arkansasyrs.com/officers.html
Old:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:hFluTGpHR7QJ:www.arkansasyrs.com/officers.html+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ca
/GOP war on women who take birth control continues..
April 12th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
I’ve been on Tacki-Mac Itomics since last year and they’re amazing. Especially for $3/ea. I’ve been shocked at how well they hold up and how tacky they’ve remained.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I haven’t heard much. there has been some talk about bringing back Garrick McGee, who left in January to coach UAB. I just don’t know if he would come back without a guardsmen beyond this year. my thinking is that they may go after him, and if he says no just go interim. I’m with you about hiring a coach now just to do it. I think Jeff Long knows this hire could/will determine his status at the University, regardless of what happened the past 10 days. he knows what he is doing and won’t make a hire just to do it. I am fine with the coaches they have in place now
April 12th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Brett Hooton and Luke McCoy are probably the most broken up about this. I’d deal with what I can only imagine would be the worst work environment ever (Arkansas Young Republicans office) if it meant hanging out with Ms. Melder.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
That didn’t turn on the IT alarms at the office, did it?
April 12th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
that is funny shit right there.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
was skeptical of those…might give em a try down the road. id love to try gripmasters tho…way out of my price range.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
as long as a grip doesn’t feel slippery, im good with it. grips are probably the least expensive part of golf, yet people play with shitty worn down grips for years.
makes no sense.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Imma move to Arkansas and just be knee deep in bitches
April 12th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
If Petrino can get this kind of ass, he’s either hung like a horse or even Chunk could get laid there provided he could get game day passes.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Dorrel was bad, but this ho killa
/thuggish
April 12th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
agreed.
can’t emphasize enough how deep my hatred runs for slippery grips.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
gripmasters
if i ever got a set of black scratch or miura irons i’d be sure to spend the ridic cash on those sweet bitches.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ it’s all about that.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Yes, sonabitch. I just hit google and then “images”. damn. I’m cleaning browser history now.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Based on the pictures, Ms. Melder has a terrible case of scoliosis.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
And an even better case of wannasuckyourdickitis.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
I think the fact that the regrip charge most places charge more than the grips themselves is the problem.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
I have a brewing class there in 2 weeks.
April 12th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
And to the guy who made the Eva Evangelina comparison earlier…BRA-fucking-VO.
That didn’t turn on the IT alarms at the office, did it?
Our new IT guy is a fucking idiot. I’m in no real danger.
/is probably in LOTS of danger
April 12th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
She’s much, much hotter than Petrino’s other slab of road beef.
Once she goes blonde, she’ll no doubt end up in front of the cameras at Fox News.
April 12th, 2012 at 9:05 PM
Lets all cry fags, I’d eat that ass.
April 12th, 2012 at 11:30 PM
HuskerDawg Says:
April 12th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
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Based on the pictures, Ms. Melder has a terrible case of scoliosis.
And an even better case of wannasuckyourdickitis
comments have been on fire today!
April 13th, 2012 at 12:18 AM
I’m late to the party on this but anyone that wouldn’t hit this repeatedly likes fish sticks…
April 13th, 2012 at 7:42 AM
She’s cute-in a slutty way. Surely doesn’t fit the Republican party mold. Maybe if she were holding an assault rifle?
April 13th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
I never want to hear about how hard it is for women to make it ever again.