Why on Earth Would Arkansas Consider Butch Davis, the Guy Who Just Got UNC in Trouble with the NCAA?
There seem to be a lot of Butch Davis fans loitering on the internet. He won with the Hurricanes! He took to the Cleveland Browns to the playoffs! He went 8-5 for three straight years at North Carolina and technically, wasn’t implicated by the NCAA during his tenure at Chapel Hill (before getting fired in July)!
Said Butch Davis fans seem to think he’s the man for the job at Arkansas. I’ll go ahead and strongly disagree with that.
Something to keep in mind before reading the following bullet points about why UNC got in trouble with the NCAA under Butch Davis: Jeff Long’s media session Tuesday night in Bud Walton arena about Bobby Petrino.
You think he’s going from that stand-up performance to hiring a guy who had this go on during his tenure?
Runner: Football assistant John Blake was a runner for deceased agent Gary Wichard. He received $31,000 in outside income and did not disclose a $45,000 payment from 2007.
Improper Benefits: Players accepted around $27,000 from multiple sources during 2009 and 2010.
Obstruction: One player misled investigators about who paid for trips he took in 2009 and 2010.
Academic Problems: A tutor named Jennifer Wiley provided 142 hours of free tutoring, a $150 plane ticket, $1,789 in parking fines, improperly wrote parts of and did research for papers and tried to evade the NCAA’s investigation.
Failure to Monitor: The university monitored neither the players nor the facilities adequately and should have noticed and investigated potential violations.
No way. Zero chance. My guess is you’ll hear these two names before Arkansas ultimately settles on an interim coach before going on a real search in November/December:
Bo Pelini, Nebraska. Loves to see his name in the headlines. Has a good offense but suspect defense returning. Arkansas is a top 7 team next season; Nebraska is a top 25 team. Pelini in the SEC would be spectacular. Petrino was making $3.6 million; Pelini is at $2.7. Would he jump from Lincoln to Fayetteville?
Gary Patterson, TCU. Yes, he rebuffed offers to stay with the rebuilding, Big 12-bound Horned Frogs. Seems like the drug story has blown over. It’ll take big bucks – what if he gets a bump offer from $2 mil per to $3 mil per? Would that do it?
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April 11th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Imagine Pelini, purple-face and covered in his own spit, screaming in the face of Knile Davis on national TV.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Why on Earth Would Kentucky Consider John Calipari, the Guy Who Just Got Memphis in Trouble with the NCAA?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Maybe he pinky swore this time that he would not get caught and make the University look like a side show.
/Probably what happened
April 11th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
You can also find two girls shitting in a cup and then enjoying a snack on the internet as well. Not sure what the point is.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Total Links: 8
Links to Own Site: 6
Repeat Links: 0
Hey, at least there’s improvement.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Why does this website not have an editor? The above mistake is not important by any means, but it would be caught by an editor. Far worse errors happen all the time.
Is it money? Hubris? In order to get the posts up, there is no time?
Just curious.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Would he jump from Lincoln to Fayetteville?
Good God no. Where did you come up with that?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
“Why on Earth Would Arkansas Consider Butch Davis, the Guy Who Just Got UNC in Trouble with the NCAA?”
Eco-responsibility. Recycling, man. Seems pretty obvious to me.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
You can also find two girls shitting in a cup and then enjoying a snack on the internet as well. Not sure what the point is.
I always thought Cakefarts was funny. The first time I saw it I was crying I was laughing so hard, the internet is a great place.
“You know what I like the most?”
April 11th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
There seem to be a lot of Butch Davis fans loitering on the internet.
You can also find two girls shitting in a cup and then enjoying a snack on the internet as well. Not sure what the point is.
I think the point is: If you look hard enough, you can find two girls shitting in a cup that looks like Butch Davis.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Unless they move Fayetteville right into the recruiting hotbed of South Florida, I don’t see Davis hacking it at Arky.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
there is a ZERO % chance Pellini would leave Nebraska for Arkansas. The very idea actually nearly caused me to fall out of my seat. I mean…you cannot have written that and believed it.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Why does this website not have an editor? The above mistake is not important by any means, but it would be caught by an editor. Far worse errors happen all the time.
Is it money? Hubris? In order to get the posts up, there is no time?
Just curious.
or, there is an editor, and he missed it. someone not me can check the percentage of spelling/usage/tense mistakes to total words on here. probably end up about the same as most high school papers
now, fact mistakes? have fun
April 11th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Hey TBL – I know that they’re automatically generated, but I think you might want to change the top “college football leads.” “3 Resons Petrino will Keep HC Position” looks a little outdated now.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
first a post on Gus Malzahn, who isn’t being considered for the job. now a post on Butch Davis, who isn’t going to get considered for the job. the only next logical post is Stoops to Arkansas, since obviously shit is just being thrown against the wall at this point.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
there is a ZERO % chance Pellini would leave Nebraska for Arkansas. The very idea actually nearly caused me to fall out of my seat. I mean…you cannot have written that and believed it.
it’s all good as long as you accept that naming names that have no chance of being considered, especially during spring ball, is the premise.
/what about ted nolan?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
$1,789 in parking fines
Good Christ. The average parking citation at SMU was $25. How many parking citations does $1,789 amount to?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Patterson isn’t making a lateral move to Arkansas. He may leverage his interest into a bump in pay, however.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
I mean…you cannot have written that and believed it.
how can an opinion be rong?
/JMac
//editor in chief
April 11th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
the only next logical post is Stoops to Arkansas
damn you ark. you beat me to it.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
I’ll coach the Hogs, could use the work…I promise to knock Les Miles’ hat off before the game
April 11th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
it was my understanding there would be no math involved
April 11th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
I think at this point, mc tibble is going with the old “name as many names as possible that way if one hits I can pat myself on the back” adage, because like I said above, I have yet to see a logical option given on this website. Patterson is the only logical name I have seen so far, and I would be pretty surprised if he jumped ship. but I wouldn’t oppose it one bit.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
O/T
Pierzynski crushes a three run homer in Cleveland to put the White Sox up 10-4 after an intentional walk to Konerko. After he rounds the bases, he blows kisses to the fans. Good times. I love that asshole.
/No Coop
//Wait…I love that catcher. Shit. (Still no Coop)
///Wait…I love that man. Damnit. (Still no Coop)
April 11th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
I mean…you cannot have written that and believed it.
how can an opinion be rong?
/JMac
//editor in chief
another possibility is that he gives no shits what we think
April 11th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Yes, he rebuffed offers to stay with the rebuilding, Big 12-bound Horned Frogs.
An 11-2 season and they lost very few key starters and they are rebuilding?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
“name as many names as possible that way if one hits I can pat myself on the back”
he’s piggybacking that onto the truth that 90 percent of the people that come here read the title and leave.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
there is a ZERO % chance Pellini would leave Nebraska for Arkansas. The very idea actually nearly caused me to fall out of my seat. I mean…you cannot have written that and believed it.
This site has a long history of not knowing what in the hell goes on west of the Mississippi. I think that is what is in play here.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
I believe the situation can be described as fluid.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
A name you will be suprised to hear mentioned but shouldn’t; Glen Mason
April 11th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Patterson isn’t making a lateral move to Arkansas. He may leverage his interest into a bump in pay, however.
TCU just gave Trent Johnson $2 million a year. If I’m Patterson, I’m asking for more.
he’s piggybacking that onto the truth that 90 percent of the people that come here read the title and leave.
The Twitter groupies?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
shouldn’t;
showoff
April 11th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
the only next logical post is Stoops to Arkansas
damn you ark. you beat me to it.
Would that be before or after the Chris Petersen to Arkansas post?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
the following bullet points
Those arent bulleted. They are in bold.
/picks nit
April 11th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
You guys crak me up
April 11th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
he’s piggybacking that onto the truth that 90 percent of the people that come here read the title and leave.
The Twitter groupies?
literally everybody but us.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
I hope it never happens. I enjoy the easter-egg hunt that is reading TBL’s articles: Find the error…typo? grammatical error? factual error?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
A lofty standard if I’ve ever heard one.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
literally everybody but us.
/raises arm and makes a fist.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
TCU just gave Trent Johnson $2 million a year. If I’m Patterson, I’m asking for more.
Chris Del Conte just let out one long “Shiiiiiiiiiit” when he saw Petrino was fired.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
A name you will be suprised to hear mentioned but shouldn’t; Anthony Mason
April 11th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
/raises arm and makes a fist.
//takes away KC’s gold medal.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
I hope it never happens. I enjoy the easter-egg hunt that is reading TBL’s articles: Find the error…typo? grammatical error? factual error?
i remember one where somebody asked him if he just dictated it to Siri. Because it was riddled with dictation errors.
Hey, does anybody remember when this guy decided he really liked jelly, and had to tell us every day how good jelly was?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Pelini is an “option” because he doesn’t see eye to eye with the Nebraska administration on some things.
Patterson is an option because Arkansas > TCU. A one-loss Arkansas had a better shot at title than an undefeated TCU. Of course TCU is going to join a big boy conference, so that might change. Or TCU could just start losing four games a year.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Kirk Ferentz to Arkansas.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Anthony Mason
terrifying
April 11th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
holy shit I think I just solved the crime of the century. Bobby Petrino killed Steve McNair. it all makes sense now.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Terry Bowden goes 3-9 with Akron next year and returns to SEC glory at ARK.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
doesn’t internal candidate only make sense given the time of year?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Nobody gives a fuck about the rules just maximize your estate and if in doing so your serfs become employees so fucking be it.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
So when does the NHL Playoff Preview go up?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
kelly to arky, stoops to notre dame, petrino to oklahoma.
/not sure if doing it right
//dont really care
April 11th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
But he needs to stay long enough for Tressel’s show-cause to expire.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
/giggles
April 11th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Hey. HEY! Stay on topic.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
leave us alone, beekeeper!!!!
April 11th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Another awesome start by Jon Lester fucking gone to waste by this pitiful offense. RICKY ROMERO!
April 11th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Or what? Are you gonna release the Hounds, or the Bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so everytime they bark at you they shoot bees at you? Go ahead, do your worst.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
He took to the Cleveland Browns to the playoffs!
A thousand times this. For this…. LEGEND.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Didn’t get a rrrrrrrrrrrring.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
it does make sense, for this season at least. which is exactly why this thought has not been pursued on this site.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Or what? Are you gonna release the Hounds, or the Bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so everytime they bark at you they shoot bees at you? Go ahead, do your worst.
My worst, eh?!?! Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons!
April 11th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
This would be pretty fucking sick, I want to see something like this. Someone make it happen!
April 11th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Who are you going to pick?
The cheater who wins and makes the school money or
a self righteous loser?
Mm-hmm. If you can take advantage of a situation in some way,
it’s your duty as an American to do it. Why should the race
always be to the swift or the jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well, I say cheating is the gift man gives himself!
April 11th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
i was a bus boy at the restaurant moxie (part owned by al lerner) and he and lerner had dinner on the day the contract was signed in a private room. i got to run the food up to the room…butch had a huge ribeye, garlic mashed, haricot verts. al lerner had stouffers lasagna. so fucking weird.
everytime i saw lerner in there, he ordered stouffers lasagna even tho this was a high-end restaurant he owned and could order anything he wanetd. but nope…always stouffer’s lasagna.
billionaires can be eccentric.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Where’s the article on Tressel to the Saints since Parcells bagged on them?
/shit that will never happen that can be heard on Mike & Mike.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
5:30 when everyone goes home. Doesn’t matter, I’m previewed out from the other media outlets.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Lerner is insanely cheap, so that makes sense.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
al or randy? doesn’t matter, they both are assholes.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
This would be pretty fucking sick, I want to see something like this. Someone make it happen!
Monty Burns made it happen already.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
That’s because Stouffer’s lasagna is the fucking shit, great choice.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
which is exactly why this thought has not been pursued on this site. Ark
How many pageviews can one of your assistant coaches generate?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Damn it, guess that shows my lack of Simpsons knowledge.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Oops didn’t realize it was Al. Randy is cheap.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
GO FLYERS!!!!!!
April 11th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
To be fair, how many pageviews can a UNC football coach generate?
April 11th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
im not denying stouffer’s lasagna’s quality…but relative to this place’s rib-eye? NO CONTEST.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
That’s because Stouffer’s lasagna is the fucking shit, great choice.
Mama’s Pasta And Brew on OSU’s campus advertised it’s legendary Lasagna. It was Stouffers.
Stouffer’s French Bread Pizzas FTW! ….the mac & cheese is also good
April 11th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
It’s out of control!
I appreciate the T2 reference after it gets the shotgun to the head.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Devang, while reading that Rick Majerus is interested in the still vacant position at SMU, I came across a Deadspin story about him being an asshole. That Deadspin story in turn contained a link to a KSK article from 5 years ago where a commenter named devang had a pretty detailed story about some bathroom escapades of a fecal nature.
It was as if the internet was suddenly a smaller place.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Common sense has no place in this discussion, especially since it relates back to the Browns.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
We had Stouffer’s Lasagna for dinner last night. Lerner knows his frozen Italian, oven baked dishes quite well.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
it’s all starting to make sense now…we’re cursed.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
5:30 when everyone goes home.
the weekends, aka Lisk’s Best Work time
April 11th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Oh my dear god, MS!
April 11th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
im not denying stouffer’s lasagna’s quality…but relative to this place’s rib-eye? NO CONTEST.
can’t burn your mouth on a ribeye
April 11th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Oh my dear god, MS!
Well unless there are two devangs in the world…..
April 11th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Way late to this, but ARK should use an interim coach for this season rather than settling for someone they don’t really want. They would then be in the driver’s seat for any coach after the season. They could go after Malzahn if that’s their thing, or whomever else they want to speak with. Unless they could convince a coach to take the job without getting spring ball in and trying to either teach them a new offense or new defense or learn the previous systems himself, it makes little sense. I don’t see why a coach would take the job right now, but I could see plenty taking it in 8 months.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Well unless there are two devangs in the world…..who have commented on KSK and TBL
Christ I thought that would have been buried.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
james franklin to arkansas.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Christ I thought that would have been buried.
Oh it was. It was purely a coincidence that I clinked through the links and read the comments on KSK, something which I haven’t done regularly in several years.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
it’s funny…purdue matt and i have commented on the same devil blog golf posts before too.
April 11th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Haha! I thank God every day you guys havent found where I used to comment.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
tell me it wasn’t jezebel.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Franklin Bluth to Arkansas.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Haha! I thank God every day you guys havent found where I used to comment.
Fleshbot?
April 11th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
I read Lifehacker and this morning I scroll to the bottom of the page and see a headline from jezebel that says something like, “Your vagina isn’t just too big and floppy and hairy, now it’s also too brown” or something like that.
So yeah, I gotta read that when I get home tonight.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
ooo i dunno…franklin said some things whitey aint ready to hear.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Back in the day I helped run a regional message board network that I had something like 60k posts on (this was when I worked a graveyard shift security job) and it has now been scrubbed from the internet but there were definitely things on there I’m glad are gone. Like a picture of my balls with Pac Man graphics superimposed over top.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
And not to quote myself, but this reminded me of something. Drives me nuts what people consider to be NSFW or not. People will label a relatively harmless bikini picture NSFW – which is fine, obviously that could offend someone if they see it on your screen – but then link to all kinds of things with words in the URL that could get you in a lot of trouble.
Wouldn’t that be even more potentially dangerous than a page with a NSFW picture and innocuous URL?
April 11th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Like a picture of my balls with Pac Man graphics superimposed over top.
Why?
April 11th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
To be fair Lindy West wrote that article and it was funny.
/Hides
April 11th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
So when does the NHL Playoff Preview go up?
Within next 30 minutes. Since I have 2 free minutes in between finishing my own and checking twitter for breaking news while then going back to read another potential story that I may decide to write about, I’m going to proof read it so there is not an improper verb tense somewhere that causes a commenter meltdown.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
I can’t believe there is even one person on this entire planet that would willingly let you put your penis in her vagina.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
I would drop it in political threads. Why not?
April 11th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
I had something similar floating around out there in my dumb,stupid, horny days. NO not Jezebel, Gawker in general turns me off.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
I’m surprised by how easily I manage to get laid too, don’t doubt my mindset on that for one second.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
you’re the dude who started goatse aren’t you?
April 11th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Teebs, how much does a copy editor really cost?
April 11th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
I used to copy edit a prominent academic journal for a living. I will offer up my services to TBL/USAToday for 35 grand a year. Get at me.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
ms pacman chowing down on the pink taco?
April 11th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Jersey is going to break google looking for this stuff.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Does that include fact checking? Might be a bargain.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
It also includes cold calling and transcriptions of off the record non-comments.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
I used to transcribe interviews too. If my services are good enough for Cornell West they’re good enough for TBL.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
I had something similar floating around out there in my dumb,stupid, horny days
Let me guess: Sonic the Hedgehog over a picture of your vagina?
April 11th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Might be a bargain.
might be? 35 grand is poverty level
April 11th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
you’re the dude who started goatse aren’t you?
No Spence, I don’t think mole is 48 years old.
NSFW’ish
April 11th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Pretty sure there are no Cornell branch campuses.
/Fact Check’d
April 11th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
If my services are good enough for Cornell West they’re good enough for TBL.
as if
April 11th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
If my services are good enough for Cornell West they’re good enough for TBL.
Pretty sure there are no Cornell branch campuses.
/Fact Check’d
directional academic african americans for 200 alex
April 11th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
MOTHER FUCKING AUTOCORRECT ADDING AN L
April 11th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
looks like this correct…
/sunglasses
…was wrong.
YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
/will never tire of that meme
April 11th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Shouldn’t it be “was incorrect”?
April 11th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
that didn’t roll off the tongue as well.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Spence I’m trying to recall the name of a Phish song that I’m bricking on.
It’s not “Let Me In” but something like that, one of the few short songs they do live and it’s about a relationship.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Vernon Stouffer owned the Indians, and at the end was a terrible drunk. He had a deal to sell the Tribe to George Steinbrenner, but on the day of the sale, came in piss drunk and crying and refused to sign the papers.
Steinbrenner went and bought the Yankees shortly later.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Never mind. Access Me.
April 11th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
glad i could help!
April 11th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
College sports is a cesspool. It’s a total joke. Paying coaches 5 mill but players get banned for taking 200$ for a HS coach. Coaches can leave on a whim but players have to sit out a year if they leave or play for Martelli n never play again. Seems fair. But they are looking out for the student-athletes!
April 11th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Why on Earth Would Arkansas Consider Butch Davis, the Guy Who Just Got UNC in Trouble with the NCAA?
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