Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy Might Be Dating!
All, Athletes and Celebrities, NFL, WAG April 11th. 2012, 5:12pm

According to TMZ, Bears linebacker and former Singled Out host Jenny McCarthy are an item. The two were recently spotted leaving a Beverly Hills steakhouse, which is code for “totes banging!” Man, if it were simultaneously 1995 and 2006 right now, this would be the biggest news in the blogosphere. Unfortunately, both Urlacher and McCarthy are past their primes and we’ve already seen the best each has to offer.
[TMZ, Chicago Sun-Times]
[h/t: Go Bears!]

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April 11th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
Vaccinations bad, Toradol good
April 11th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
Couldn’t have said it better myself. McCarthy can still get it, though.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
Jenny can get it. Always and forever. She is my #1. I’ll shank anyone that says otherwise.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!
April 11th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Jenny can get it. Always and forever. She is my #1. I’ll shank anyone that says otherwise.
I wouldn’t say #1, but I agree that she is eminently bangable. I don’t even care that she’s had Jim Carey’s taint on her lips, I’d still give her an extraordinary 23.5 seconds.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
She falls into the same category as Cameron Diaz in that she is hot, but just annoying as hell.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
I would. (But she likely wouldn’t).
Finally done – gonna make like Petrino and slide outta here.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
funniest captions i have read in years on this site!
April 11th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
spank the monkey to life…
April 11th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Damn girl still has a boomin’ body, but she laughs too much in the sack. It’s very weird.
/Pet Detective’d
April 11th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Count me in as the person who thought she was happily married to Jim Carey.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
I think I just got this….. I think.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
With biceps only A-Rod could love …. http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cameron_diaz_muscle.jpg
/Diaz lost her fastball somewhere around 1994.
//Jenny is the hotter funny girl. Not even close.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
McCarthy is hot, but I’d wear a rubber so I’d never have to deal with one of my children getting whooping cough or polio.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
hopefully he doesn’t ask her for medical advice.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
Jenny’s body is still bangin, the face is looking a little worn.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Face is looking more than a little worn. that body, though…
April 11th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Vaccinations bad, Toradol good
funny
April 11th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
I should drive to New York and slap the Pabst out of your hand.
/also, McCarthy doing this stole my heart.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:51 PM
/also, McCarthy doing this stole my heart.
She also lays carpet with the best of them.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:51 PM
Petrino peen has hit the internet. Please don’t post it. I beg of you.
April 11th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
So I read that entire Gawker article that devang posted earlier about Goatse. Though I’ve been on the internets for many years, I don’t believe I had ever heard of Goatse. Now I know everything about it short of seeing the infamous picture. I wish that I didn’t know what I now know.
April 11th, 2012 at 6:00 PM
Autism expert as well..damn vaccines! /stupid bitch
April 11th, 2012 at 6:01 PM
How do I hyperlink my twitter handle into my username?
April 11th, 2012 at 6:03 PM
You should see your name above the comment box…click on it and it brings up your profile, there’s a section to add a website
April 11th, 2012 at 6:06 PM
The post is already written awaiting the pics.
April 11th, 2012 at 6:08 PM
You should see your name above the comment box…click on it and it brings up your profile, there’s a section to add a website
I would be greatly amused Butters if yours linked to a live performance of YYZ instead of your twitter.
April 11th, 2012 at 6:15 PM
Thank God I’m not in the office tomorrow or Friday.
April 11th, 2012 at 6:19 PM
Then you really don’t know anything about it, do you?
April 11th, 2012 at 6:35 PM
Then you really don’t know anything about it, do you?
I don’t need to see the picture to have an idea of what a 40 year old nude man bending over and spreading his asshole so wide that a grapefruit can fit in it looks like. I have an imagination that more than suffices.
April 12th, 2012 at 12:54 AM
Damnnnn how long ago was Singled Out.