Comments on: Bobby Petrino’s Phone Records Link Him to Jessica Dorrell Dating Back to September – They Swapped 84 Text Messages One Day

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 01:55:38 +0000

Well – the Flyers finally scored. Too bad it was offside and the refs missed it.

Good thing they also didnt call that icing that the ref clearly had his arm up for leading to Pens goal in the 1st.

Death, taxes, and the Penguins fans here complaining about the refs in the playoffs. Can we have ONE game where you dont do this?

By: Urinal Mint

Urinal Mint — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 01:30:35 +0000

I hope those texts come out and make the Tiger texts look tame as hell

By: Caribou

Caribou — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 01:11:34 +0000

The week of the Alabama game, Petrino’s 1st phone call each morning was to Dorrell for 4 straight days at 5:52 am on Tuesday, 6:35 am on Wednesday, 5:49 am on Thursday, and 7:55 am on Friday

Bama whacked ARK by 24 pts. I believe Bama was laying 12. I need know this type of info during the week, so I can bet accordingly. Petrino was sorry worried about getting laid, he wasn’t prepared.

By: Roethlishotdog

Roethlishotdog — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:44:40 +0000

Well – the Flyers finally scored. Too bad it was offside and the refs missed it.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:29:45 +0000

GloriousMullet – I have never seen Petrinos alleged penis, but I bet you I can describe it. Let me guess, there’s a head, a shaft, some balls, hair….. short, neatly trimmed hair dyed red with a couple of tusks bleached in.

Jessica Dorrell – That’s correct.

GloriousMullet – Whoa, how’d I know? C’mon girl, I couldn’t even pick my own penis out of a lineup, and me and my penis is like this, son.

By: egustafs96

egustafs96 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:55:41 +0000

Does Petrino have daughters? If so, I hope poor Josh starts porking one of them. Now THAT would be funny.

By: egustafs96

egustafs96 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:53:09 +0000

How come this chick is always wearing the same shirt??

Maybe Petrino noticed that too and gave her $20k so she could buy some new ones.

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:45:52 +0000

I came here for the Petrino peen pic?

By: PAR5N2

PAR5N2 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:29:45 +0000

I’m not sure what I expected, but the link above to the “check out this photo” page was disappointing.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:24:02 +0000

What exactly did she do wrong?

Uhhhh, she fucked around on her fiance, aka future husband. Need more?

That’s just the moral side of it. We’ll see if she reports that $20,000 gift on her taxes this year.

Like the commentator above said…. the horse is dead dude.

TBL set the o/u on posts about this at five last night. He had to do at least five posts to win his bet. We’ll see what tomorrow brings.

By: Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah!

Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:21:44 +0000

Mike Wallace is dancing in his grave with glee about this fine piece of investigation reporting.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:06:25 +0000

What exactly did she do wrong?

Uhhhh, she fucked around on her fiance, aka future husband. Need more?

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:04:36 +0000

What exatly did she do wrong?

“Banging a married man” ring a bell? Cheating on her fiance?

/Team Trust

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:04:13 +0000

What exatly did she do wrong? Why is she getting dragged through the mud? every single person here would take 20K and accept a position if someone liked them. If she was banging him, so what?

Well she cheated on her fiance. And she cheated on him with a well-known football coach. Now if she had cheated on him with one of the ballboys, this wouldn’t be a story probably. And cheating on a future spouse may not be against the law, but let’s not pretend she’s not getting a bit of return karma here for essentially leading two lives.

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:03:11 +0000

How come this chick is always wearing the same shirt??

Maybe she’s a superhero?

/LGRW

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:01:50 +0000

I still think she looks like Mickelson.

You people make me do this kind of shit. And for that, I thank you.

By: mamalickaboobooday

mamalickaboobooday — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:00:59 +0000

What exatly did she do wrong? Why is she getting dragged through the mud? every single person here would take 20K and accept a position if someone liked them. If she was banging him, so what?

Her life is going to be not swell for a little while. Let’s drop it Jason. Like the commentator above said…. the horse is dead dude.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:00:08 +0000

I need to know what her fiance (hopefully ex-fiance) is up to. I need to know he kicked that dirtdobber to the curb. Feel sorry for that fella.

He definitely has a prominent eskimo brothers family tree now. No one can take that away from him.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 22:59:15 +0000

For the handful of lawyers on here, anyone ever do divorce stuff or know lawyers that do? I can’t imagine what kind of person you’d have to be to want to be a divorce lawyer. I guess that’s where the money is, but still.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 22:57:51 +0000

I need to know what her fiance (hopefully ex-fiance) is up to. I need to know he kicked that dirtdobber to the curb. Feel sorry for that fella.