Golden State’s Tank Job to Retain its Lottery Pick is Going Swimmingly
After Golden State traded Monta Ellis to the Bucks in March, the mission was clear: tank so it could retain its 2012 lottery pick.
It’s pretty simple – if the Warriors get the 1st through 7th lottery pick, they keep it. If not, they lose it to the Utah Jazz.
So far, the tanking has been very effective.
They’re often starting a rookie backcourt (Jenkins and Thompson) and a rookie center (Tyler), leaving veteran David Lee out there to hoist 20 or 25 shots a night while 2013 starters Stephen Curry and Andrew Bogut sit on the bench in street clothes.
Since the trade, the Warriors have won five games and lost 13. It’s been enough to get them the 9th worst record in the NBA. Getting to seven shouldn’t be that difficult. Golden State is 22-34 while Detroit is 8th (21-36), New Jersey is 7th (20-38). I’d say catching Cleveland (18-36) is out of the question because the Cavs have shut down Kyrie Irving and are giving guys like Lester Hudson big minutes.
Once they get to seven, they just have to hope the ping-pong balls bounce their way.
Oh, and yeah, it’s crucial the Warriors continue to tank. I don’t buy this “Utah might still trade that lottery pick back to Golden State!” poppycock that has been floated. Yeah, the Jazz are going to pass up a Top 7 pick in a loaded draft because it already has a lot of youth.
Some good news, Warriors fans: 10 games left, only three against teams with losing records (at Portland, at Minnesota vs. New Orleans).
As for what the Warriors need in the draft – it isn’t necessarily offense. Not with Curry/Lee/Bogut as the nucleus next year. I’d lean small forward – Dorrell Wright is only under contract for one more year and at this stage in Richard Jefferson’s career, he’s a reserve – and perhaps consider a rugged guy like Iowa State’s Royce White or even promising St. John’s star Moe Harkless. Both would probably be a reach at 7 … ut if that’s the case, the Warriors could easily trade down a spot or two (perhaps unloading a bad contract in the process) for someone who wants to grab Harrison Barnes or Perry Jones.
Golden State must continue to tank.

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April 10th, 2012 at 6:09 PM
Best/funniest case – they get to 6th or 7th worst record and then a team or two below them in the lottery pecking order get lucky and their pick gets bumped to 8th.
April 10th, 2012 at 6:12 PM
The only guarantee is that the Warriors will fuck up the pick.
April 10th, 2012 at 6:17 PM
?
April 10th, 2012 at 6:17 PM
But we have new ownership and Jerry West involved!!!!!!!!!!
/is worried they’ll still fuck up the pick
April 10th, 2012 at 6:18 PM
I don’t believe that can happen, Franklin. Outside the top 3, the spots are set unless the team moves into the top 3.
Also, they could’ve tanked better by just holding on to Monta. He’s been awful.
April 10th, 2012 at 6:22 PM
Here, let’s break it down a little easier for you… the Warriors finish with the 7th worst record in the league and Detroit finishes with the 8th worst record. Somehow, someway the Pistons get the #1 pick and jump to the head of the line. What happens next? The Warriors end up with the #8 pick and lose it because of the 6 teams ahead of them AND the Pistons (in this example).
April 10th, 2012 at 6:24 PM
They finally have a chance to be a real team with Monta gone. Klay is the goods. Add a SF and I kinda like that team.
April 10th, 2012 at 6:25 PM
Are they going to draft another undersized SG with bad ankles?
April 10th, 2012 at 6:26 PM
Yeah, the Jazz are going to pass up a Top 7 pick in a loaded draft
?
Don’t even bother…
April 10th, 2012 at 6:35 PM
Undersized SGs are PGs in the NBA now.
April 10th, 2012 at 6:37 PM
The Editor-in-Chief laughs at the suggestions of needing an editor…it’s right in his title!
April 10th, 2012 at 6:38 PM
Also, Klay Thompson is good.
That is all.
April 10th, 2012 at 6:39 PM
Fixed because I prefer this example. I need some hope for when the Suns lose a tie breaker and miss the playoffs.
April 10th, 2012 at 6:41 PM
Oh yea, that’s right. In my defense, I’m too damn tired to think of that.
April 10th, 2012 at 6:42 PM
“See I never just did things just to do them- come on I mean what am I going to do just all the sudden just jump up and grind me feet in somebody’s couch like it’s, like it’s something to do? Come on I got a little more sense than that. Yeah I remember grinding my feet in Eddie’s couch.”
April 10th, 2012 at 6:43 PM
awesome.
April 10th, 2012 at 6:48 PM
They also could have analyzed the teams performance with him on the court vs off the court and determined that he was making them worse:
April 10th, 2012 at 6:53 PM
I graffiti’d the shit out of everyone on FB that was pissed about losing Monta about how good this kid is/can be. It’s been a jot to watch him get all these minutes and I’m even more excited about watching him in the future years.
April 10th, 2012 at 6:58 PM
Sebastian Pruiti has been raving about him all year on Grantland’s rookie rankings