Comments on: Ultimateball is Another Made Up Sport

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:57:39 +0000

the fuck??

Oh yeah, and this was not a dunk.

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:43:12 +0000

It’s still more of a sport than golf tho..it’s like if soccer players weren’t complete pussies…but still fucking lame

By: Stephen Douglas (CRM!)

Stephen Douglas (CRM!) — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:36:08 +0000

There’s a chance.

By: sponge-worthy

sponge-worthy — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:35:17 +0000

how am i suppose to learn the rules with all that ass in the video?

By: cleet

cleet — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:13:36 +0000

If they could find a way to combine rugby and knifey-spooney, I would welcome that Aussie influence.

By: Geeezeus

Geeezeus — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:07:03 +0000

*chance

By: Geeezeus

Geeezeus — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:06:37 +0000

CRM – any change you’re going to run an NHL playoff preview post?

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:01:46 +0000

Hedo Ball remains my favorite.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:01:31 +0000

Goofy Ball.

/Super Karate Monkey Death Car

By: scripty

scripty — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:59:36 +0000

Those guys racing down all the porta-johns at the Triple Crown races are the definitive 21st century sport.

By: scripty

scripty — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:58:16 +0000

We once combined two stratego boards growing up. But nowhere as trendy as this.

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:56:35 +0000

There was the one game we played in high school, I dont even know how to explain it. We had two diving boards and people would be diving off it but there were people on the outside of the pool launching playground balls at the divers. There were no winners, but the losers were everyone who got hit with a ball.

By: Urinal Mint

Urinal Mint — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:56:15 +0000

Calvinball will always reign supreme

By: geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate!

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:55:21 +0000

This must be fake.

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:54:30 +0000

In terms of made up sports here are my favorites:

1. Speedball — Gym class game. Played with a soccer ball, kicked goals are worth 3 points, throw goals are worth 1 point. Played with lacrosee nets.
2. Matball
3. Pool Basketball — So intense

By: Nada

Nada — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:53:49 +0000

…”Ulmit Boll” is fake as shit.

Uwe Boll, on the other hand, it real as shit. And shitty as well.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:53:41 +0000

So is this a viral video for something?

By: Nada

Nada — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:52:54 +0000

Eventually someone is going to make up a sport and it is going to stick

This applies to both Big East football and Pac 12 basketball.
Oh, wait. I thought you said “make-believe sports.”

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:52:05 +0000

I was wondering when “smear the queer” was gonna go pro.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:51:11 +0000

Ya…”Ulmit Boll” is fake as shit.