Arkansas State Police Release Captain Lance King’s Report on Bobby Petrino’s Motorcycle Accident
Just plowed through the lengthy report from Captain Lance King of the Arkansas State police. King is the one who transported a bloody and bruised Petrino to the hospital. There’s a lot to sift through, but here’s what stood out:
* Petrino didn’t call his police buddy King looking for help out of a dicey situation. As King writes, he got a call from a “Sergeant Weaver,” who ran the plates on the downed motorcycle, and phoned King. Then King, who was grocery shopping, called Petrino to help and Dorrell called him back (Petrino was hurt badly and thought his neck was broken).
* Petrino, while groaning in pain in King’s car, told him a “gust of wind” blew him off his bike. I’ve never been on a motorcycle, so I have no idea if that’s a reasonable excuse.
* Petrino asked King on the phone – before meeting the media – “[was] passenger information required” and he was told just a name and address. [I'm sure this one will be interpreted a couple different ways.]
* When it came time for the police to decide about putting her name on the police report, “I didn’t ask [Petrino] the name and he didn’t ask me to keep her name off the report.” [Sorry folks, no nefarious cover-up.]
* King said there was no indication Petrino “had been drinking or was intoxicated”
The King-Petrino situation – as laid out here by King – makes it seem as if there was no grand cover up. What’s unclear is that the police talked to Petrino, were asking about Dorrell, plenty of people knew there was a passenger on the bike … why did he tell the media that he was only one on the bike? He had to know a police report would be made public, right?
Previously: Bobby Petrino Didn’t Call 911 for Help – He Called Captain Lance King, His Friend
Previously: Arkansas Places Bobby Petrino on Administrative Leave Pending Further Review
Previously: Some More Information on Bobby Petrino’s Engaged Biker Buddy, Jessica Dorrell
Previously: Bobby Petrino Was Riding With 25-Year-Old Jessica Dorrell When He Crashed His Motorcycle
Previously: Bobby Petrino Will Wear a Helmet the Next Time He Gets on a Motorcycle

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April 9th, 2012 at 6:44 PM
Just a delay tactic, no mystery here.
April 9th, 2012 at 6:47 PM
Who knew Bobby Petrino was having an affair with Yara Greyjoy?! That explains the motorcycle crash!
/We Do Not Sow are the words of House Petrino
April 9th, 2012 at 6:50 PM
Sorry folks, no nefarious cover-up.
Just a botched cover-up.
April 9th, 2012 at 6:51 PM
why did he tell the media that he was only one on the bike? He had to know a police report would be made public, right?
He was under the impression the nefarious cover-up was air-tight.
April 9th, 2012 at 6:54 PM
The actual quote was “I was getting blown on my bike.”
April 9th, 2012 at 7:00 PM
No. 5 wins the thread. Dude was at least getting a reach around handie.
April 9th, 2012 at 7:04 PM
“I remember coming around the curve, I was noticing the sun was going to be in my eyes the rest of the way home,” Petrino said. “And then there got to a point where I was not going to be able to maneuver the turn.”
is different than this
“Petrino, while groaning in pain in King’s car, told him a “gust of wind” blew him off his bike.”.
April 9th, 2012 at 7:06 PM
I think he was pulling a Theon Greyjoy while letting her drive the bike.
April 9th, 2012 at 7:10 PM
How did Dorrell avoid injury in the crash?
April 9th, 2012 at 7:11 PM
Let me tell you a little story. I once knew a guy who could have been a great football coach. Could have stayed pro. All he needed was a little time and some practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years. Did pretty well. At the end of his four years. It was the last semester. He was kicked out. You know what for? He was Greyjoying. Just Greyjoying…with the 25 year old coach of the volleyball team. Know who that guy was Danny? Take one good guess.
Bobby Petrino?
No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein. My roomate. Good guy.
April 9th, 2012 at 7:12 PM
WHY DON’T YOU TRY GETTING JACKED OFF ON A MOTORCYCLE WHEN YOU HIT A GUST OF WIND!
April 9th, 2012 at 7:24 PM
How did Dorrell avoid injury in the crash?
Sounds like she landed on Petrino.
April 9th, 2012 at 7:44 PM
Now you tell us!
April 9th, 2012 at 7:48 PM
Bravo sir. Bravo.
April 9th, 2012 at 8:00 PM
Thanks KC Resident for saying things that my Liberty School weighted mind cannot!
April 9th, 2012 at 9:27 PM
The possible police coverup is the least of his and the university’s worries.
After they punish him with a slap on the wrist and tell him “no more banging employees for hire” is when the trouble will start.
You’ll get some tweed-jacket, turtle necked geeked out journalism or engineering professor who got fired in the past for this very same indiscretion. The door will officially be opened.
April 9th, 2012 at 11:47 PM
The best part is that for some reason, the text lines up so it says “Just plowed” right under the first pic of the girl, with no space underneath the photo.
April 10th, 2012 at 8:18 AM
After they punish him with a slap on the wrist and tell him “no more banging employees for hire” is when the trouble will start.
I linked to the employee manual in the 1st or 2nd thread here on this. They can bang fellow employees and teachers can bang students, although it is not advised.
April 10th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
Thanks Scripty – I remember you going through the handbook earlier – diligent you are.
Sounds funny … “Hey Bobby, you can bang the volleyball coach, but I’d advise against it.”
Two things (I am not an attorney, but have played one on TV)
1. University employees are essentially state employees and most (all?) states have strict nepotism related laws. While not related, they were having a relationship, which I believe may be considered the same.
2. I’m more guessing that, whether stated in the handbook or not, the “not advised” clause was used in the past to dispose of some wayward professor at some point. i.e. a similar incident got someone fired and we’re likely to hear from them.
They’ll be a moderately sized group of do-gooders claiming a double standard, but we all know that.
April 10th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
my assumption is that is what is being worked out now. if there is any way that the University is going to get sued, I don’t see them keeping him on. Today is supposed to be the day, so hopefully this shit ends soon.
April 10th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
bye bye bobby