The other night on New Girl, CeCe (what fabulous boobs) told Schmidt she wanted to try something called the “Horse Trough.” Can’t find it on Urb. Any ideas? They just messing with us?

Jim Henson made a short film for The Bell System in 1963.

Reminded me of the video Henson did for Cookie Monster’s first appearance.

/brown trout

Which is all better than the second definition of mumping.

/April is the cruelest month.
//Happy Jesus Is Murdered Chocolate Bunny Weekend

hope not, i’m clearing my afternoon schedule to watch this on my iphone today.

Yup, Im setting up the Ipod touch in a little easel right next to the computer

This happened? Apparently I don’t come around enough anymore.

hell hath no fury like a scorned TBL after being told his site is shit.

TBL does not like the truth that the the actual site (loading, crashing, etc) is um…not good.

It’s the internet, sometimes things happen. Just come back later …

After reading this, I realize you and I are on different pages. Not in disagreement, but in argument. My points are either being missed or falling on deaf ears

Yeah sorry i did miss some of your points. So yes I agree some advanced strategies may be necessary as stakes rise. Someone mentioned pitching your closer multiple inning in a playoff game as a good example.

However I disagree that the employment of these costly advanced strategies should be triggered by an embarrassing play. If I decided keeping Griffin away from the basketball was a sound strategy I will be looking to commit a hard foul even before getting dunked on.

This happened? Apparently I don’t come around enough anymore.

hell hath no fury like a scorned TBL after being told his site is shit.

TBL does not like the truth that the the actual site (loading, crashing, etc) is um…not good.

Well aware of this one, my fantasy football team name is The Danza Slaps

That reminds me – I’m not gonna be blacked out from watching this on mlb.tv because it’s on ESPN am I?

hope not, i’m clearing my afternoon schedule to watch this on my iphone today.

I remember that

I completely forgot about the it being a roast part. I lived for years thinking Whoopi had a cavernous woman hole and then the internet came along and it is hard to shake that memory.

Also, Ted Danson in blackface.

know what’s shit? not having a wi-fi connection when i go to work this afternoon so i can follow the Red Sox-Tigers game today.

That reminds me – I’m not gonna be blacked out from watching this on mlb.tv because it’s on ESPN am I?

Both

interesting set of rules.

after you’ve been serviced or after you’ve done the servicing?

Both

no snowballs, either?

/pours one out for the 2012 season before it starts

I assume Google’s objective with this “project glass” video is to make me hate myself and everyone else who lives in a city and owns a smartphone.

This made me think of this.

after you’ve been serviced or after you’ve done the servicing?

And this is why drunk sex is fascinating. All the rules go out the window.