Rampage Jackson’s Viral Video Features Attempted Rape and Penis Biting

Less than a month ago, Rampage Jackson and the UFC decided they would go their separate ways after Rampage fought Shogun Rua. Now, that fight might never happen because of this strange and disturbing video. The two pictures on the right sum up the entire video.
Rampage wears a ski mask and explains how to pick up “gurls” in a hurry. As he attempts to jump a “woman” in a parking garage, she turns around and attacks him, vowing to rape him. As picture number two shows, she bites his “dick.”
What. The. Fuck?
First of all, this is just weird. Second of all, back in December, Miguel Torres was fired from the UFC over a rape joke he posted on Twitter. This is a whole other level. I’m not sure why this video exists, but if the UFC was looking for a reason to fire Rampage, they now have it. If Rampage was looking to push the UFC until they let him go, who knows how this will play out. I do know that over the last three years, Rampage has been a big name and a mediocre fighter. This could be a sad end to a strange era.
[h/t: Fightlinker]

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April 5th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Damn B.A.! I know you were in prison but you didn’t have to make Face your bitch!
April 5th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
a light hearted comedy.
April 5th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
that’s the best you can do with the captions?
April 5th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Best heist movie!
April 5th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Mr Douglas pretty much summed things up with the above statement
April 5th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Lol. Winner!
April 5th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
This was supposed to be funny somehow…Maybe it is too high concept for me
April 5th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
Most unexpected twist?
Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze
“O my God! I was wrong! It was Earth, all along!”
It turns out Rampage was raped by a dude
April 5th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
Hilarious topics for next viral video:
Dying of aids whilst being hunted by the SS
Starvation enforced genocide
Conveyor belt abortions
How to bomb a childrens hospital
/I canz pr too
April 5th, 2012 at 5:57 PM
Homer ends up winning the game after subbing in for Strawberry.