Nerlens Noel is perhaps the best basketball player in the class of 2013, and you probably read about the seedy tug-of-war over his services in March. Noel, who has narrowed his list to Kentucky (no surprise), Georgetown (he’s been compared to Patrick Ewing) and Syracuse (he’s best friends with Orange freshman Michael Carter-Williams), was in New Orleans for the Final Four and this happened:

One man asked me if I wanted to take his wife home with me, ha ha. I couldn’t believe it. I was like, “Nah, I’m good,” but that’s just how insane the fans were down there. Great atmosphere.

As a shot-blocker, Noel is second-to-none. Based on viewing numerous highlight reels online, he seems to be a poor man’s Anthony Davis.

As a blogger? Come on, Nerlens, you can’t skimp on the details.

But actually, the way high school sports have evolved on ESPN, I’d say there’s a 75 percent chance there’s video of this. [Nerlens Noel Blog via Mark Ennis]