Calling it a technicality doesn’t do the fuck up justice…there’s a reason the handling policy is in place for scientific reasons and they blew it

Either you believe that someone snuck synthetic testosterone into the sample or you believe Braun doped. There’s no third option. Jesus Christ didn’t come down and miraculously turn organic urine into synthetic steroids.

The handling policy is just chain of custody. There is no mysterious “science” going on in a refrigerated pee sample.

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing ever posted on the internet.

he just got off on a procedural technicality.

Calling it a technicality doesn’t do the fuck up justice…there’s a reason the handling policy is in place for scientific reasons and they blew it

Braun’s deliberate obfuscations or some media members

Word of the day toilet paper?

Casey Anthony and OJ Simpson would agree that being found not guilty because of a technicality definitely exonerates you in the court of public opinion.

To be fair to Casey and OJ, a jury actually determined that they weren’t guilty. Braun didn’t refute his guilt to the panel, he just got off on a procedural technicality.

Touché.

//awaits another .315/32/110 season for my fantasy team from Lord Braun

I will be shocked if he posts a number that well this season. Not because he is off drugs but because the Prince is no longer providing the protection.

Disingenuous? He’s waiting on an apology that’s already come. Your move, TST

It’s Bill Hicks. You can see it more clearly when he posts at TST.

It’s Bill Hicks.

I was actually referring to a tasteless attempt at humor by JMac back during the Jerry Sandusky mess when he, JMac not Sandusky, openly wondered if the disappearance uncle of a commenter here named Tony had anything to do with Sandusky. And the fact that JMac disingenuously banned you kept you from sharing in that post with us last fall.

Kruk is the biggest asshole in modern baseball history. Bigger even than Bonds.

he’s the baseball equivalent to Michael Irvin getting the interviews with all the asshole diva wideouts

Dat’s raycess.
/ Or is it?

draw your own conclusions

/your move
//BOOM

interviewed by John Kruk

Kruk is the biggest asshole in modern baseball history. Bigger even than Bonds.

OJ Simpson

Hey, that new book by that private dick says OJ’s son did it.
/ Go find the link yourself

asks Braun to shut up or come clean

This also doesn’t really make a lot of sense, but I actually enjoy these posts because it reminds me that Ryan Braun will not miss a single game due to suspension this year…which is also nice.

Taguchi! Where you been hiding out?

I’ve always wondered if that’s a shot of Bruno Kirby in Taguchi’s avatar. Maybe now I can get an answer.