Place you need to be next Spring: Carolina Cup in South Carolina. Besides the 225 arrests, this event sounds like extremely awesome debauchery:

Typical alcohol-related offenses on Saturday included underage possession of alcohol, fake IDs and public intoxication. Matthews also cited at least one arrest for possession of cocaine.

Other situations were a little more unorthodox. Matthews said his deputies found students having sex in a horse trailer belonging to the Kershaw County Sheriff’s office parking patrol. Another student, who had stripped down to his boxer shorts, was immediately arrested after attempting to dry hump a deputy’s leg.

Alcohol incidents got more serious as the day wore on. Matthews said eight or nine students in College Park were found with alcohol poisoning and transported to the hospital. One victim was found unconscious under a tent without a pulse and had to be intubated.

Ahh, college. Here’s a slideshow (set to extremely douchy music) that may be of some interest. This video makes it look like a decent time. [Daily Gamecock via Jay V]