Bobby Petrino Will Wear a Helmet the Next Time He Gets on a Motorcycle
Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino survived a motorcycle accident Sunday, only suffering four broken ribs, a cracked vertebra in his back. a bruised ego and cuts and scratches. He wasn’t wearing a helmet.
“I remember coming around the curve, I was noticing the sun was going to be in my eyes the rest of the way home,” Petrino said. “And then there got to a point where I was not going to be able to maneuver the turn.
I forget where the quote is from, but I believe it goes, “buy a motorcycle for your last birthday.” [AP]

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April 3rd, 2012 at 9:31 PM
Bobby “Heenan” Petrino
April 3rd, 2012 at 9:39 PM
I’ve never had a broken vertebra, but broken ribs are fucking painful. I couldn’t get more than a couple hours of sleep a night for a month.
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:00 PM
Reason #53243425365324 I will never ride a motorcycle
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:12 PM
I almost got one strictly because of the Ruff Ryder anthem video STOP! DROP! SHUT ‘EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP!
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:34 PM
That’s quite a bad habit he’s developed … Difficulty ahead? Lay down then hop off.
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:52 PM
Broken vertebra? Most Falcons fans would be surprised Petrino even has a spine.
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:55 PM
I’ve seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
April 3rd, 2012 at 10:55 PM
I almost got one strictly because of the Ruff Ryder anthem video STOP! DROP! SHUT ‘EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP!
Hell, yeah.
That’s quite a bad habit he’s developed … Difficulty ahead? Lay down then hop off.
Dayum, that’s funny.
April 3rd, 2012 at 11:01 PM
Broken vertebra? Most Falcons fans would be surprised Petrino even has a spine. ounumbersjay8
Fantastic.
I’ve seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker. Mole
I will never tire of TBL quotes. And by TBL, I mean The Big Lebowski. And the The Big Lead.
April 4th, 2012 at 12:09 AM
Why? He seemed to have made out great without one. Plus what good is a bike if you can’t feel the breeze in your hair?
/please say no to donorcycles helmet or not.
April 4th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
if he had a bruised ego you think he would show up looking like that and answer every question thrown at him? he’s Bobby mother-fucking Petrino for a reason.
April 4th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
That was my shit.
God damn right he is.