Comments on: Bengals Cheerleader Accused of Sleeping With High School Student Pleads Not Guilty

By: Milk Steak To Go

Milk Steak To Go — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:51:22 +0000

I also heard it’s a dry county — wonder how the adult entertainment would be

Any talent must be imported.

By: Milk Steak To Go

Milk Steak To Go — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:50:25 +0000

I do an annual guy's trip to Black Diamond. It's a interesting course that isn't in the greatest of shape, BUT, though the county (Holmes) is dry, the course owners let you bring your own beer. Again, BYOB. Those who golf and drink know how much money this saves you. Plus, all-you-can-golf, cart and lodging at one of their onsite cabins is $110.

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:47:15 +0000

Whatever happened to Sam?

The last piece he posted, last week, attracted not a single comment. Poor, lonely Sam.

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:45:47 +0000

Where I grew up, there were male teachers banging students left and right, on occasion even impregnating them. It was an open secret. None ever got arrested or fired.
The one time a female teacher got caught banging a student, she was immediately fired and charged.

By: mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin'

mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:45:20 +0000

that have more experience with their penises than a high school student.

you really are hung up on this penis technique thing. I’m guessing the xbf really disappointed?

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:24:44 +0000

I don’t understand why someone this attractive would want to waste her time banging a high school student. Surely there has to be SOME attractive guys in their 20′s in her neck of the woods that have more experience with their penises than a high school student.

By: Caribou

Caribou — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:14:52 +0000

Further proof that teachers are the craziest women around. Honestly, date them or nurses and you’ll encounter sexual dynamos who can also double as Glenn Close-clones from Fatal Attraction.

You deal with that many kids, you lose your mind.

+1 Laughed out loud at this one. These chicks today are quuuuaaaaazzzyy!!!!

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:13:12 +0000

I mean, that’s rural Ohio. I have a few guys in my fantasy football league that have played in a tournament there. I’ll ask them tonight. Where do you reside?

This is for a bachelor party — half the guys live in Cleveland, half in Columbus, and 2-3 outliers like me live elsewhere. I live in Pittsburgh.

By: scripty

scripty — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:09:29 +0000

I also heard it’s a dry county — wonder how the adult entertainment would be

I mean, that’s rural Ohio. I have a few guys in my fantasy football league that have played in a tournament there. I’ll ask them tonight. Where do you reside?

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:04:48 +0000

That course is in Amish country. Brush up on your German.

I also heard it’s a dry county — wonder how the adult entertainment would be

By: scripty

scripty — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:59:27 +0000

That course is in Amish country. Brush up on your German.

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:58:45 +0000

The unfortunate thing that isn’t being mentioned is that the student in this story died. From too many high fives.

Zach Galifinakis wants his joke back.

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:54:59 +0000

More like – Coming from a Cubs fan.

being a cubs fan > living in Iowa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being an Iowa fan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than Kirk Ferentz’s class

By: BFFredo

BFFredo — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:54:37 +0000

The aggregator police will come for this article even before they take down Eifling

Whatever happened to Sam? I’ve been looking forward to his next piece like a fat man looks forward to Jelly-Donut Fridays!

By: Matty_Cam

Matty_Cam — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:53:02 +0000

Coming from someone who chose to live in Iowa…

More like – Coming from a Cubs fan.

By: José Ovechkin

José Ovechkin — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:49:51 +0000

This is the type of city small metro area town village hamlet that Joey Votto wants to spend the next ten years in?

Coming from someone who chose to live in Iowa…

By: mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin'

mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:49:37 +0000

I’ll let you read whether or not the marriage was consummated.

*scrolls down*

“ … the marriage was not consummated by sexual intercourse,”

you're such a tease, TBL. how very journalismy of you.

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:48:28 +0000

Completely tricked up and WAY over the top from my best friend who’s played there. He said in a weird way it was fun.

Perfect — I think it’s $110 for lodging and unlimited golf per day. It sounds like the setup of a horror movie.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:48:20 +0000

Completely tricked up and WAY over the top from my best friend who’s played there. He said in a weird way it was fun.

sounds like thunder hill in madison.

/RIP thunder hill

By: starkweather

starkweather — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:47:59 +0000

The aggregator police will come for this article even before they take down Eifling