David Beckham’s Sexy Tattoo Scandalized British School Children
David Beckham graced a promotional poster for British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s active kids campaign, which was sent out to 47,000 schools and community groups. Unfortunately, the English soccer star is wearing short sleeves and one of his tattoos has caused a bit of controversy.
Beckham has a generously proportioned likeness of his wife Victoria amidst the sleeve on his left arm. Many have deemed the likeness unfit for small children’s consumption, not because she frightens them but because she’s wearing skimpy lingerie.
From the Sun:
Anita Deacon, of Winshill Pre-School in Burton, Staffordshire, said: “We’re not being prudish.”
We just think it’s inappropriate. The tattoo depicts Posh Spice wearing nothing but underwear and posing provocatively.”
Half the tattoo is barely visible on his left forearm. Finding this offensive resembles being offended your neighbor walks around his house naked, which you can see if you stand on your tiptoes and crane your head sharply to the right around 7:15am.
Frankly, we are more offended this poster might send the message to millions of British school children that it is cool to get tattoos in Eastern languages you have no affiliation with. That’s the upper middle class version of barb wire.
Previously: David Beckham’s Tattoo Reveals He’s Not Bigger Than Jesus, Just His Equal
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[Photo via US Presswire]

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April 2nd, 2012 at 4:46 PM
So, does that mean you went for Gaelic wording around your ankle?
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:50 PM
I knew a guy in college who go an engagement ring tattooed on his finger. He broke with that girl a couple of months later.
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:50 PM
At least it’s not just lame ass Americans who get pissy about this stupid shit. So at least we have that.
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:52 PM
I always pictured Duffy with his last name tattooed across his back in Old English. Just me ?
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:53 PM
“Victoria, I gotta come clean babe. There’s one image in my life that makes me consistently happy no more when i think about it…and that one image is YOUR. BIG. TITS.”
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:56 PM
I always pictured Duffy with his last name tattooed across his back in Old English. Just me ?
No way — “Thug Life” on his stomach, Tupac style
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:57 PM
As Bonaroo I saw a dude with “Nug Life” written in a font that looked like buds of weed. I laughed at the thought of that on a 60-year-old dude.
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Sorry, the correct answer was D U F F Y across my back with stars, Tyler Bray style.
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:00 PM
I bet they’re nautical stars, too
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:01 PM
God. That’s the most Tyler Bray thing to do. Tenn has so many douchebags on that team.
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:03 PM
I assumed it was life-sized head shot of 2nd cousin Patrick Duffy.
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:11 PM
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Gunfire erupted inside the single-story building that houses the private Christian college at about 10:30 a.m. (1:30 p.m. ET), according to Lucas Garcia, who was teaching an English class when it began.
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:11 PM
Don’t know who that curvaceous gal in Becks’s tattoo, but it surely can’t be his skeletal bride.
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:15 PM
whoa.
and I love how in a country that has pictures of chicks with huge cans on page 2 of all their papers gets offended by some ink of a scantily clad chick.
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:17 PM
That’s barb wire friend, it goes all the way around. Boop, boop, boop.
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:37 PM
+1