Audio: Don Mattingly on Ozzie Guillen: “This Little Sh**”

All, Baseball Jason McIntyre March 29th. 2012, 12:00pm

Here’s audio of Donald Arthur Mattingly – my favorite Yankee of all-time – talking to Dan Patrick about mouthy Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen: “He’s talking all the time as a player, too. You’re going, ‘this little shit’ … I like Ozzie, he talks, he’s just kind of like that.”

Audio: Don Mattingly on Ozzie Guillen

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54 Responses to “Audio: Don Mattingly on Ozzie Guillen: “This Little Sh**””

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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
“….who has a ring”
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
actually, he has a couple
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ButtersBC Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
I would have an extra adjective or two.
Goateed?
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KingGrizz Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Don Mattingly just looks like a baseball player. Will Clark is the best example of this.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
MATTINGLY! SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS!
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Don Mattingly just looks like a baseball player. Will Clark is the best example of this.
shit if i put eye black on a goat it would look like a baseball player
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cracker jack Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Don Mattingly just looks like a ~~baseball player~~ child molester
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KC Resident Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Here’s audio of Donald Arthur Mattingly – my favorite Yankee of all-time
Low standards?
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molemaninthemorning Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Low standards?
Small sample size.
/NYY expansion team of the 1990s
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cracker jack Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Oh my God, Mattingly just split his pants!
/Hernia’d
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scripty Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
“Mattingly appeared as a left-handed throwing second baseman for one-third of one inning, during the resumption of the George Brett “Pine Tar Incident” game in 1983. He also played three games as a left-handed throwing third baseman during a five-game series against the Seattle Mariners in 1986″
Epic.
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ButtersBC Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Baseball is a bigoted game against the left-handed man (unless you’re a replacement level reliever in which case you can find work until you’re 45)
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payaso Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Was wondering if you couldn’t put a plug-in to play the audio from the page but that might cause the site to melt down.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
shit if i put eye black on a goat it would look like a baseball player
Pete Laycock, legend.
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
i covered a hs kid who played LH third base pretty well. he played D1 ball later, i think VT, so at the HS level, and with that kind of talent, it’s possible
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scripty Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Though shunned by Coopesrstown, Mattingly was enshrined in the Red Man Chewing Tobacco Hall of Fame in Owensboro KY.
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
champ summers, gp
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scripty Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
i covered a hs kid who played LH third base pretty well.
Call me when he plays catcher.
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spencer096 Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Baseball is a bigoted game against the left-handed man (unless you’re a replacement level reliever in which case you can find work until you’re 45)
perhaps if left handed people were disgusting members of society with no soul and even less testicular fortitude, we woudldn’t have to listen to this bullshit about every little fucking thing. “oh baseball hates lefties.” “oh this notebook makes my wrist hurt.” “i need left handed golf clubs.” wah wah wah.
jesus fucking christ, we should’ve bred you assholes out generations ago.
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Call me when he plays catcher.
he’s probably 30-something now, out of ball
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Here’s audio of Donald Arthur Mattingly – my favorite Yankee of all-time
surprising since you only pay attention to baseball in the playoffs
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MP Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Call me when he plays catcher.
While batting, I once had a lefty catcher smoke me in the head while trying to throw the ball back to the pitcher.
Lefties are underdeveloped freaks that deserve to be discriminated against.
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ButtersBC Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
I golf righty but have wondered if I might actually be good attempting to swing from God’s side
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spencer096 Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
I golf righty but have wondered if I might actually be good attempting to swing from God’s side
god’s side is lefty, huh? now everything’s starting to make sense…
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cracker jack Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
So spence, how do you feel about the ambidextrous?
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Apropos of nada, my ex-boss, who diddled his winky in his office while our newspaper went out of business, is now the Managing Editor of the Washington Post.
/slams head furiously into desk
//dies
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Baseball is a bigoted game against the left-handed man (unless you’re a replacement level reliever in which case you can find work until you’re 45)
get out of here with that. just b/c lefties are genetically predisposed to standing at first base and lacking any athletic ability to play 2b, ss, 3b or catcher doesn’t mean the game is bigoted.
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spencer096 Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
So spence, how do you feel about the ambidextrous?
jealousy.
i really don’t hate left handed people…that’s jealousy too. if yall could see me attempt to throw shit with my left hand, youd die laughing.
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Apropos of nada, my ex-boss,
nada is your ex-boss? small world
/but i wouldn;t want to paint it
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scripty Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
I’d kill to be a lefty golfer. The online deals for over-stocked lefty prodcuts are insane. Bastards.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
I golf righty but have wondered if I might actually be good attempting to swing from God’s side
for a long time i thought about golfing lefty since my swing from the right was so terrible. then i found the flaw in my swing and realized i almost made a terrible mistake.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
nada is your ex-boss? small world
The paper died because of Drew Brees’ contract.
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Caribou Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
god’s side is lefty, huh? now everything’s starting to make sense…
Left is right, right is wrong.
/so says I
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spencer096 Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
I’d kill to be a lefty golfer. The online deals for over-stocked lefty prodcuts are insane. Bastards.
really? damn…i had no idea.
i’ll got the mac ogrady/vijay route and get to scratch lefty too.
/just gotta get to scratch righty first
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scripty Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
I’ve been working hard at getting my (right-handed)kids to hit lefty. Also, helps you get down the line faster.
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spencer096 Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
I’ve been working hard at getting my (right-handed)kids to hit lefty. Also, helps you get down the line faster.
the problem comes when putting…usually your dominant eye is on the same side, but sometimes, due to varying circumstances, a righty golfer will be left eye dominant and vice versa.
phil is lefty but right eye dominant and he struggles with short putts. greg norman and hogan were both left eye dominant and right handed and struggled with short putts. kinda interesting.
/jack was left eye dominant and a righty, but he had an unconventional putting stance/style that embraced it
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cracker jack Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
How does one figure out which one is their dominant eye?
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spencer096 Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
How does one figure out which one is their dominant eye?
make a diamond with your hands (index and thumbs touching each other) and look at an object some distance away with both eyes open. then close your right, then left. your dominant eye is the one where the object you were focusing on didn’t move.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
He’s talking about baseball, Spence.
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spencer096 Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
oh…fuck baseball.
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Jason Lisk Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
perhaps if left handed people were disgusting members of society with no soul and even less testicular fortitude, we woudldn’t have to listen to this bullshit about every little fucking thing. “oh baseball hates lefties.” “oh this notebook makes my wrist hurt.” “i need left handed golf clubs.” wah wah wah.
jesus fucking christ, we should’ve bred you assholes out generations ago.
/sends e-mail to JHS to add Spencer to banning watchlist.
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cracker jack Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
make a diamond with your hands (index and thumbs touching each other) and look at an object some distance away with both eyes open. then close your right, then left. your dominant eye is the one where the object you were focusing on didn’t move.
Holy shit! Left eye dominant.
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
this is going the way of the ass-caliper
/right eye dom
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Ben80123 Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
This post speaks to me on so many levels.
/Lefty
//Golfs Righty
///Sucks at Golf
////Thought Repeatedly About Switching Hands
Being both left-handed and redheaded (dark red, not a crazy Irish ginger) – instead of no soul, do I consume souls or have a double soul?
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Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Being both left-handed and redheaded (dark red, not a crazy Irish ginger) – instead of no soul, do I consume souls or have a double soul?
son of a banshee!
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molemaninthemorning Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
What hand do you use to scrape the honey from the combs?
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spencer096 Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Being both left-handed and redheaded (dark red, not a crazy Irish ginger) – instead of no soul, do I consume souls or have a double soul?
you consume souls…so you have one as long as you’ve eaten a soul lately.
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Ben80123 Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
What hand do you use to scrape the honey from the combs?
My left hand is still better for fine motor skills, such as honey scrapping, although I am somewhat ambidextrous. I believe that all lefties are somewhat ambidextrous because society forces it upon us (fuck the man). I can throw a football better with my right hand than most righties do with their left.
you consume souls…so you have one as long as you’ve eaten a soul lately.
Whew. I’m fine then … for now.
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TK Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
What hand do you use to scrape the honey from the combs?
I like this double entendre. I plan on using it with all the beekeepers I know.
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MP Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
How long does a soul stay in one’s system? Do you shit it out?
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squawkbox Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Lefty catcher …
I coached one in little league. After about 4 games, I went to the kid’s dad and told him to trade that gear and mitt in on a 1st baseman’s glove and an OF glove. He didn’t like my feedback and blathered on about all the catching lessons the kid had.
After about game 7, he had a sparkling new 1st baseman’s glove.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
He didn’t like my feedback and blathered on about all the catching lessons the kid had.
After about game 7, he had a sparkling new 1st baseman’s glove.
now he can spend a bunch of money on 1b lessons.
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Nada Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Apropos of nada
*lifts head groggily from pillow*
Huh?
*gets up, goes in search of Mucinex*
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Nada Says:
March 29th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
you consume souls…so you have one as long as you’ve eaten a soul lately
This fails to explain Dick Cheney’s continued existence on our temporal plane.

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Audio: Don Mattingly on Ozzie Guillen: “This Little Sh**”

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