Tiger Woods’ Former Porn Star Mistresses Starring in X-Rated Movie Based On His Sex Life
Tiger Woods is back! Last weekend he won his first tournament since before his sex scandal broke. Now former Tiger mistresses Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James are teaming up for a pornographic film about their time with Tiger. The movie is called “3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World’s Greatest Golfer,” and it has an April 3rd release date to coincide with the 2012 Masters.
Everything about this is tremendous. Maybe I’m crazy, but I think this is a good sign for Tiger’s chances at Augusta. Maybe Tiger received an early screener of 3 Mistresses and remembered what it looked like back when he had his swing… metaphorically speaking.
If you’re interested, the absolutely NSFW trailer can be seen at [NSFW] Egotastic [NSFW]. Just don’t let your wife catch you watching. You might get a golf club upside your head.
Previously: Holly Sampson Back in May: I [Slept With] Tiger Woods
Previously: Tiger Woods Sex Tape Will Supposedly Be Available Friday
Previously: Joslyn James Reveals Predictability Graphic Text Messages From Tiger Woods
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March 28th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
So Tiger will be starring as himself then. Good man.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
i volunteer to play tiger in caublasianface.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
I hope they shot a scene in a Denny’s parking lot.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
It was a Perkins waitress in a church parking lot.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
it was kernel mustard in the library with the candlestick.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
That swing is the porn golf movie equivalent of Tim Robbins’ pitching motion
March 28th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Huge. Quickly.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
You might get a golf club upside your head.
Ouch! That’s cold, CRM. Cold.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Well yeah, but they have to change just enough to avoid being sued.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Odds on this movie outselling Hank Haney’s book?
March 28th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Good for them, and good for Tiger for fucking them silly. Why anyone with his schedule, money and fame would ever marry until he’s 40 is beyond me. I would have fucked my dick right off if I had his life. Do your thing, Tiger. Just make sure to show up strong at Augusta.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
got a slow motion video of it? down the line and face-on please.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
And Fluff Cowan, As Himself
March 28th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
I love that Haney is crushing Tiger just to make money, as if Tiger hasn’t already made that dude plenty. You know you’re a prick when you can make Tiger seem like the good guy between the two of you.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Watch the preview when you get home, doesn’t look to have enough knee bend and the swing’s all arms…no way he’s coming through clean on that
/Might have been paying attention to the wrong part of the video
March 28th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
awesome… unfortunately for these ladies, i seriously doubt fucking tiger is going to kickstart their porn careers.
sex tapes with celebs > recounting fucking a celeb
March 28th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
best porn parody name; Grand Theft Anal.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
love that Haney is crushing Tiger just to make money, as if Tiger hasn’t already made that dude plenty. You know you’re a prick when you can make Tiger seem like the good guy between the two of you.
There’s a lot incorrect above. Haney made $50k a year off Tiger and the overall book sounds pretty different than the published exerpts. I would say Haney was tremendoulsy naive & dumb for not controlling the narrative of the early releases. Geoff Shackleford’s personal review said it’s overall content will make it one of the most important golf books ever and he’s not prone to gross hyperbole.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
i take it you’ve read the book? this review makes it appear that he’s not really crushing him.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
How much has he made since his name is always attached to, “former Tiger Woods coach?”
March 28th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
FINALLY got a screenshot of the dog icon that keeps popping up on here.
Anyone else see it/
March 28th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
not much considering he doesn’t coach any other tour players.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
How much has he made since his name is always attached to, “former Tiger Woods coach?”
You mean for being one of the best swing coaches alive that the best golfer (maybe ever) would want you to re-tool his swing? So Tiger’s allowed to whore out for money anyway possible but Haney cannot?
March 28th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Indeed it does.
/damn publishers
March 28th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
OT
I’m addicted to houzz.com
END OT
March 28th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
And Fluff Cowan, As Himself
If only this was true
March 28th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
If only they could have gotten Tracy Morgan to play Tiger.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Golf post! Golf post! Golf post!
Jason, you gonna put your money where your mouth is on Tiger finishing 23rd in the Masters?
Man, all this golf talk has me wanting to play golf. Think I will. Right now.
March 28th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Nah, I’m sticking with The Bare Wench Project.
March 28th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Shaving Ryan’s Privates?
March 28th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
A Clockwork Orgy
March 28th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
That looks like one of the Microsoft Word helpers.
March 28th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Nah, I’m sticking with The Bare Wench Project.
Schindler’s Fist?
March 28th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
A Clockwork Orgy
tremendous.
March 28th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
last one; The Da Vinci Load
March 28th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
A stunning twist of fate, to say the least.
March 28th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
March 28th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
big trouble in little vagina.
charlie’s anal.
March 28th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
DAMN YOU BEEF.
March 28th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
BOOM!!
/gives DX crotch chop
March 28th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
boldfinger.
March 28th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
That Thing you Did.
March 28th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
monty’s python: the best for the holey anal
March 28th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Men in Black Men
On Golden Blonde
Free My Willie
March 28th, 2012 at 5:46 PM
Dude.. thats the little doggy that pops up when you search for something in your computer files.
March 28th, 2012 at 5:58 PM
The Firm
March 28th, 2012 at 6:05 PM
They need to get Puma Swede to play Elin. Maybe lop off her fake tits to make it more believable.
March 28th, 2012 at 6:19 PM
Nailin’ Palin
March 28th, 2012 at 7:09 PM
legend who tagged her ass.