Tim Tebow Said “Excited” 44 Times at His Jets Introductory Press Conference
So he averaged over one “excited” per minute. Now go make more jokes about turnovers or incompletions.
Previously: ESPN2 Ran a Split Screen With Skip Bayless Tweeting During Tebow’s Press Conference
Previously: Tim Tebow Press Conference Video: Tebow Dances Around the Topic of Picking the Jets Over the Jaguars
Previously: Shahid Khan Would Like Jacksonville Fans to Know That Tebow Did Not Want to Play For Jaguars
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March 27th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Tim Tebow. World class wordsmith.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
those are the jokes we make about sanchez…because he’s terrible. tebow, on the other hand, with this team, could be a great fit if the coaches are willing to experiment. if only…
March 27th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Toro! Toro! Toro!
March 27th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
didn’t the Redskins try a QB by committee when Spurrier was the HC a while back?
actually, has there ever been a successful team with a true QB by committee approach?
March 27th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
One day the cynical, hypercritical side of the internet is going to implode on itself.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
I’d rather make jokes about the fact that you, Tebow, or the Jets think the Wildcat is still a viable NFL formation. It is not.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
could be a great fit if the coaches are willing to experiment. if only…
you don’t think Tony Sparano is going to be willing to experiment with getting Sanchez off the field?
I can’t wait for the 2nd quarter of the first game when a certain somebody (rhymes with Grayson Crap-for-hire) is openly pining for Brian Shottenheimer. Tony Sparano is only “opening up” the offense on opposite day.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
no…probably because the natural instinct is to develop specific packages for each qb, which totally negates the purpose of having two for versatility when the defense knwos what’s coming. it’s just not smart.
it’s even dumber if you consider sanchez to be part of that committee.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
I hope they go for two after every touchdown.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
actually, has there ever been a successful team with a true QB by committee approach?
dallas bounced back and forth between Roger Staubach and Craig Morton, in the early 70′s. But I don’t think they played them situationally (although I didn’t watch those games). I just know that’s the legend.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
It was a silly press conference and he gave pablum answers. What did people expect?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to use Google to find out when Trent Edwards gives his first Eagles press conference.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
I hope they go for two after every touchdown.
that would be awesome.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
if i were an NFL coach, id do this. it’d totally fuck with the other coach’s head.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Sanchez blows.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
I remember a game with the Warner Rams where their kicker got hurt on the opening kickoff so they did this and I believe came out ahead…thought that might lead to more of it but alas, by and large football coaches are still more likely to play it safe so if the team loses he can blame his players
March 27th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
the going for two topic has me thinking…not of tebow, but the QB who’s like tebow only he’s really, really good. is cam newton currently or trending towards being the most dangerous red zone threat in the NFL? if he isn’t i think he will be in short order.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I hope they go for two after every touchdown.
I may have to look into Tebow’s success rate on two point plays and at the 2 yard line, but if he is over 50%, it would be the proper play early and in the middle of the game.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
actually, has there ever been a successful team with a true QB by committee approach?
The Saints tried it twice: once with Bobby Hebert/Steve Walsh and once with the Billy Joe pupu platter.
One day the cynical, hypercritical side of the internet is going to implode on itself.
One day we’re going to have to clear up the difference between Tim Tebow the human being (whom just about everyone seems to like) and Tim Tebow the NFL QB (who has issues with a number of fundamental aspects of the position).
March 27th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
There was no time for vocabulary building at the Pam Tebow school, mostly there was Davey and Goliath screenings and scalpel training.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Dude seems like he’s kind of dumb, but he’s just so god-damn likable. He’s also going to have the NY media eating out of the palm of his hand in no time.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
You must not have watched Penn State this year, its magical. When both guys suck, they improve dramatically if you take away every opportunity to get any rhythm or confidence.
Danny Obrien looked good in blue yesterday, http://twitpic.com/91qvhg
March 27th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Yup. Dude is going to be really, really good. He’s going to be a top-5 QB within 5 years I think.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
big ben or cam for the next 5 years?
go.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
the going for two topic has me thinking…not of tebow, but the QB who’s like tebow only he’s really, really good. is cam newton currently or trending towards being the most dangerous red zone threat in the NFL? if he isn’t i think he will be in short order
Going forward in the NFC South, I honestly look at the Panthers with fear. If Newton keeps growing and getting better and they get him a big WR threat, that team will be dangerous as hell.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Poor Penn State. They’re holding out hope that a dude who got benched last year because he couldn’t complete a pass against Ga Tech will come and save them. Holy shit is the program a dumpster fire right now.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Cam. Without a doubt.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Or, to reference a more relevant team, didn’t LSU basically have a dual QB this season?
March 27th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
yea, but they were successful in spite of their qb committee.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
You ever watch Matt McGloin play? Yikes.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Not really.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
I believe Sanchez had more of both, so…
March 27th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Oh, I know he’s terrible, but if PSU fans think that the Maryland kid is gonna do anything other than get his ass handed to him, I kinda feel for them.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
big ben or cam for the next 5 years?
go.
Cam. No injuries, fewer dings.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
If it weren’t for Reggie Fish, I think I’d like Tebow. Well, if he gave D-Mac his trophy back.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
I’m numb to any hype over alleged QB phenoms that come to Penn State. With Penn State’s QB woes, it’s hard to figure out if the talent is over evaluated or the coaching sucked because of Jay Paterno’s involvement.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Stanley Jackson and Joe Germaine.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Easily Cam. I doubt Ben will be around after 5 years.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
big ben or cam for the next 5 years?
Cam – 75% more functioning brain cells.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I assume he’ll get caught raping someone too, but I assumed it’d be in a decade or so. I get you’re taking the under.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
so the Jets would average, what… 12-16 points per game?
March 27th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
doesnt ben have a wife to rape? i do
March 27th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
LSU went dual QB for in the middle of the year. After Lee’s 2nd INT in the 1st Bama game, he didnt see the field the rest of the year except in garbage time (which includes the last 3 qtrs of the Ole Miss game). In this case the saying was true, if you have 2 QB’s you really have none.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Didnt the Broncos use a dual QB in the early 90′s when Elway was hurt, the two backup QB’s alternated every other play? That was bizarre. I think it was Tommy Maddox and Shawn Moore.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
This is fine, as they will only be giving up 10.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
I would pick Cam only because of the gray peen factor.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Not true. He didn’t see the field the entire 2nd, 3rd, or 4th quarters of the national championship.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Tom Landry toyed with dual QBs in the mid-70s with Roger Staubach and Craig Morton.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
The rape jokes seem to be getting lamer and worse by the day. You guys can do better than that.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Too much brain power has been diverted to Penn State kid-banging jokes.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Tom Landry toyed with dual QBs in the mid-70s with Roger Staubach and Craig Morton.
staubach was my first hero, other than my dad
March 27th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Cam, and it’s not close. I think the real question is, which quarterbacks WOULD you take over Cam for the next five years? Rodgers, yeah. Brady and Brees get a bit long in the tooth in five years. Stafford? Eli? Someone else?
March 27th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
You guys can do better than that.
help us with an example
March 27th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
no on stafford…eli’s a tough one tho.
rodgers, definitely. luck tested just as well as cam at the combine, and coupled with his experience in a pro-style offense, i think i’d put him on that list too even tho he hasn’t played an NFL snap yet.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Matty Ice?
March 27th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
I think Cam only has 5 years or so. When he gets close to 30, his bulk and his regressing speed are going to catch up to him, unless he learns to be a complete pocket passer.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Are we talking about to take as a lover for the next five years? Then yes.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
I would probably take Cam due to Stafford’s injury issues, but if the Staff Daddy goes another year without getting hurt I suspect you’ll see him start to pile up numbers and wins, especially if the Lions could ever get a RB to stay healthy.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Are we preemptively giving that nickname to Matt Barkley and taking it away from that average QB in Atlanta?
March 27th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Fuck no.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
He looked pretty damn good at this last year. I think CAR hit the jackpot with him, though.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Does Cam get Steve Smith for those five years? If not, I’m taking a whole shitload of other QBs first.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
even then, cam is a more dynamic player because of what he does in the running game and how that translates into being a fucking nightmare in the red zone. then again, megatron will be around much longer than steve smith…
March 27th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
stsve smith is 105 years old
March 27th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
CJ doesn’t do dark skin?
March 27th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Steve Smith has about 2 years left of top flight ball I would think. That’s long enough for CAR to draft someone to replace him. Hell, they might do that this year if Michael Floyd is still there when they come to the table.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
i think because of cam’s dual threat, size and youth, i’d take him over everyone but rodgers
March 27th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Tough to argue with this. He was so damn good this year and he’s only going to get better. Scary thought for sure.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
The NFC South is a sick division for QBs. Brees, Cam, Ryan and Freeman. When Freeman is the worst QB in your division, that’s pretty damn tough.
March 27th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Someone correct me but I don’t think Marty Hurney has drafted a competent receiver in the ten years he’s been running the front office. Smith was from before he took over.
March 27th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Says who? I’d go for a McCourty twins sandwich.
March 27th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
which quarterbacks WOULD you take over Cam for the next five years?
Rodgers. That’s the list.
March 27th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
fingercuffs
March 27th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
spit roasted.
March 27th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Better word usage.
March 27th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
He had his moments. I meant top level pocket passing like Rodgers, Brady, Brees, etc.
March 27th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Well, Steve Smith keeps suck-punching anyone he thinks will take away his job. Oh, and other teammates at random.
March 27th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
As a former Charlotte resident, it was fun watching Moose all those years. He never should have gone to Chicago.
March 27th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
He never should have gone to Chicago.
better….chicago never should have signed him
March 27th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
He said “the” 118 times.
March 27th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Next five years I would take quite a few over Cam. Eli, Rodgers, Brees(only 31) Stafford if healthy, and people will cringe but I seriously prefer Ponder. But Ponder needs a new team, the vikings will be crap because they are trimming payroll for the new stadium. If they pickup J Blackmon and AP/Percy are healthy he could throw for 35 td’s easy. Go ahead laugh
March 27th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
I don’t disagree. He’s got the tools, and he’s shown a bit already in an almost impossible situation. His tools remind me a little of a young Vinnie Testaverde. Obviously that could also elicit laughter, but it also plays into what you’re saying about the team. Testaverde was thrown to the wolves in Tampa.
March 27th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Hopefully not his color-coordination tools.
March 27th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
testaverde’s arm is probably still better than ponder’s will ever be.